[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"...Jamie?" A slightly hesitant voice sounded.

Jamie's blue eyes were tinged with surprise and panic.

"Bucky!" he yelled in disbelief.

Bucky appeared in front of him in a black battle suit. The difference from the reality was that he only had a few sabers on his body, and all the hot weapons on his body disappeared without a trace.

Jamie only thought that what the clown Daddy said to explain to Bucky was to use his body to contact Bucky in the real world, but he didn't expect to meet "face-to-face" here.

Regarding this, the clown just looked at his well-behaved son with great interest and surprise.In fact, he himself never imagined that he could still play like this.If it weren't for the fact that he had some awkwardness with his good son and hadn't contacted him for several weeks, the clown wouldn't have had a sudden thought, wanting to know what the awkward son who had stepped into the rebellious period was doing, and shared Jamie secretly and openly. perspective.

At that time, Jamie had just fallen into a deep sleep in Bucky's arms, and his mental power had calmed down, while Bucky also closed his eyes to rest.When the clown wanted to pull Jamie into a dream, he was pleasantly surprised to find that he could pull Bucky, who was close to Jamie, into the dream as well.

The clown grinned, and imagined that one day he would knock Batman unconscious, and then sleep on top of him, maybe Jamie could also pull him into the dream.At that time, it will not be difficult to fight Batman directly with Little Jamie and his son.He couldn't bear to kill Batman.

"Jamie, who is he?" When Bucky came to this deserted amusement park, he felt strange, how he came to this strange place in the blink of an eye after he obviously slept in the house with Jamie before.Finally ran into Jamie, only to find him leaning against a man with a face covered in white paint and a weird joke.Bucky looked at the clown carefully, and found that Jamie's makeup was exactly the same as Jamie's after makeup except for a scar on his face.

Without waiting for Jamie's introduction, the clown happily put down Jamie, and jumped towards Bucky with his nondescript steps.

After gently walking around Bucky several times, the clown spoke.

"Aha! Ha!" The clown let out a burst of incomprehensible laughter, "Who am I? I'm a clown, you can just call me a clown."

"Daddy..." Jamie called out worriedly.

A trace of doubt flashed in Bucky's eyes, but he said politely, "Hi, I'm Bucky."

"Oh! I know you." The clown grinned dangerously.

"Didn't you keep asking who slashed Jamie's little face?" The clown turned around, stroking the same scar on Jamie's cheek with his thumb.

"You know?" Bucky's eyes flashed sharply.

Jamie's little heart lifted high.

"Hahaha! Of course I know." The clown exuded malice, "Because I did it!" He announced proudly.He personally put on a "parent-child makeup" for the cutest and cutest son, so that no matter who goes out, they can see at a glance that they are blood-linked father and son!

Closing his eyes, the Joker waited excitedly for Bucky's praise.However, what ushered in was not warm praise, but a cold blade.

The little scandal, who had experienced many battles, broke through the air, and without opening his eyes, he successfully blocked Bucky's blow with the knife that he did not know when he conjured up.

"Tsk tsk tsk! It's very rude to start a fight without saying hello. Let me teach you what is polite!" the clown said tut tsk.

With all his strength, he forced Bucky back.Without waiting for Bucky to slow down, he bent his knees slightly, held the knife in his right hand, and slashed towards Bucky with his left arm in a blocking position.

The clown doesn't care which vital parts are cut, the throat, abdomen, and heart are all included, and the forearms, inner thighs, and other parts that can successfully lose consciousness are also pressing every step of the way.

Bucky either blocked, dodged, evaded, or retreated one by one to avoid the clown's attack.

He took aim at an opportunity, and as the clown held the knife forward and stabbed him in the stomach, he grabbed the clown's knife hand with both hands, pushed the knife aside, and slammed the clown away with his right shoulder.Then, Bucky used his mechanical hand to bend and pull along the clown's hand.The clown felt the pain, let go of his hand, and the knife fell to the ground.Bucky then pushes the clown backwards and picks up the knife for himself.

Just as Bucky was about to put the clown's knife across the clown's throat, a black hole was aimed at his forehead.

"Bucky!" Seeing that Bucky's situation is not good, Jamie blurted out nervously.

It has to be said that Jamie's mood at this moment is extremely complicated.Standing between daughter-in-law and mother... No!Between a good friend and a good Daddy, Jamie is in a dilemma.

Bucky will care about his feelings, as long as he doesn't like it, he won't let him do it, and will always be by his side.

The Joker is the first to hug him, the one who loves him the most in the whole world.Even though his way of expressing love is a little different, Jamie's little heart never doubted it.

He shot pleading eyes to the clown.

The clown hardened his heart and ignored it.

He raised his lips and said, "Do you want to know the origin of this scar?"

He rolled his eyes from side to side on purpose, as if remembering something.

"I have a brother who is a drug addict. One night, he took more drugs than ever, and he became more... crazy. He was so high, he was so high that he was about to orgasm. At this time, He turned to me and said, 'Whysoserious?' Then he put the knife in my mouth and said, 'Let's put a little smile on this face.'"

The innocent clown thought that Bucky had pure brotherhood towards his good son, and he said that the memories were over, "So..."

"Whysoserious?" The tone was meaningless.

Without hesitation, he pressed the cold trigger.

"No!" Jamie couldn't stop him, watching the clown pull the trigger.

Bucky stretched out his mechanical arm quickly, and successfully blocked the... liquid coming out of the gun at the critical moment.

That's right, not a bullet, but a liquid.

According to Jamie's visual inspection, the dripping from Bucky's robotic arm should be ordinary water.

So...Daddy is holding a super realistic water gun?

Jamie blinked his pure blue eyes blankly.

After blocking the liquid, Bucky stepped back quickly.He also paused at this moment, seeing the colorless and odorless pure water on the mechanical arm.

Feel cheated.At the same time, this line of words emerged in the hearts of both Jamie and Bucky.

"Hahahahaha! Aha! Hey! Hehe! Hey!" The clown laughed loudly as he looked at the aggrieved faces of the two of them.His crazy laughter lingered throughout the amusement park alone, echoing in all directions.

"Daddy!" Jamie yelled angrily with a small face, and threw himself on the trembling clown who couldn't help laughing.

After a long time, the clown finally stopped and stretched out his fingers to wipe away the moisture from his eyes.

Dreams are always dreams, even if they are connected across space consciousness will not become other things.What's the use of killing people in dreams unless they can really kill people in reality?

"Daddy, I opened a bar! No matter who, as long as he escapes to the Overwatch Bar, his enemies will not be able to cross the threshold and touch him. And the Overwatch Bar promises not to ask about their grievances, but It does not guarantee the safety of people after they leave.” And the point is, “Living in a Chase shop in a bar costs [-] dollars a night, and a room for one person costs [-] dollars a night.” Speaking of this, I don’t know if I was forced by poverty. Peter Stingy Influenced by Ghost Parker and Miser Wade Moneyman Wilson, Jamie also has a tendency to look at money now when he looks at things.

Although the clown was still a little dissatisfied, but looking at Jamie's immature face begging for praise, his heart softened.

It's ridiculous, isn't it?The famous supervillain, sociopathic lunatic, and cruel, lifeless clown has softened his heart.In fact, this is not difficult to understand, the clown once had a son, a son who had no chance to be born.Those days when he had a wife and an unborn son were the most human for the clown.But their deaths also caused the clown's mind to be twisted and his personality to become crazy.It can be said that the clown put all his last most human side on Jamie, his beloved son.

Not to mention, the clown has been a father and a mother all these years to raise Jamie, telling bedtime stories, singing lullabies, and teaching him good knowledge.On Jamie, the clown really put too much effort and emotion into it.

"Well, you finally got the hang of it." A faint encouragement, at least he didn't choose to save the world, the clown thought optimistically.He's already setting Jamie's standards pretty low.

Of course, if little Jamie really went to become a superhero, the clown would definitely try his best to kill Jamie, no matter how reluctant he was, even if he wanted to die together.

There was a strange smile on the clown's face, and the sensitive little animal Jamie couldn't help but shuddered, and couldn't help getting closer to the clown, exposing his whole body to the clown without any defense.

The clown fondled Jamie's tender neck with glee.

Bucky, who was neglected, stood alone by himself, watching his father's "kind" son be filial, the sour water in his heart kept churning, jealous.That's not enough, the clown also gave him a triumphant and arrogant look.

Tolerable or unbearable!

The corners of Bucky's mouth were tightly pursed, although his face was still paralyzed, but there was an air of grievance all over his body.Against the background of the ice blue eyes and the dripping mechanical arm, it looks like a poor big dog.

Jamie noticed this scene out of the corner of his eye, unconsciously let go of the clown's waist, turned around and ran towards Bucky.

Bucky leaned down slightly so Jamie could pat him on the head.He stretched out his mechanical arm, hugged Jamie firmly, and shot a provocative look at the clown with an aggrieved aura.

The corner of the clown's mouth twitched, and he narrowed his eyes. One day he will eat this big dog!

The author has something to say: Can anyone introduce some animations about the clown? He is too difficult to write. Is there anyone?

The next chapter begins the era of superheroes