love is not allowed in hell

The process of buying a mobile phone is not too thrilling.

Chen Liye parked the car near a shopping mall, and then led Xie Renjian to a franchise store of his favorite brand.There were few people on Monday, and a bunch of salesmen were idle and chatting together. As soon as they saw the customer, someone immediately greeted him and asked him with a smile: "Sir, do you want to buy a computer?"

Chen Liye let out an "ah", turned his head and looked at Xie Renjian behind him.But the curiosity of this hell ghost came up again. He didn't look at Chen Liye or his mobile phone at all. He was full of curiosity about this place full of electronic products. He looked around like a primary school student on a spring outing—after all, Chen Liye didn't come to a monopoly. The place for mobile phones is a brand franchise store, and it is not bad for any computer, mobile phone or iPad.

Chen Liye originally wanted to see if he would fall in love with which mobile phone as soon as he entered the door. After all, this brand has just released a series of new products recently, so they put a showcase at the door and lined up a row.

Thankfully, the world is obviously not interested.He looked around, only casually glanced at the new products, and stopped looking.

Chen Liye silently watched him look around, but he couldn't see which phone he was interested in.It took a long time to watch it accidentally, and the saleswoman who received him felt a little strange, and called him again: "Sir?"

"Ah?" Chen Liye turned around, only then did he realize that in the eyes of others, he had been staring at a cloud of air for a long time, and quickly scratched his face to find an excuse, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my friend came with me Yes, I didn't see him...he might be calling outside."

This reason is quite logical, and the salesperson can accept it, so he nodded: "That's it, why don't you come in and take a look?"

Chen Liye followed her in.He walked two steps forward, but he didn't hear the voice of Xie Renjian following up, so when he looked back, he saw that the old man was still looking around.

Chen Liye was speechless, he twitched the corners of his mouth, took half a step back, grabbed Xie Renjian's wrist, and pulled him into the shop.

The salesman walked into the showcase, and before showing him the phone, he asked, "Well, are you buying it for yourself?"

Chen Liye was silent for a moment.

He can't say "Hi, I'll buy it for a dead person in my family", let alone "Hi, I'll buy it for the person in my previous life"!

Chen Liye murmured for a while, and didn't know what he was thinking. He probably thought of Xie Renjian's age, so he choked out a sentence: "I'll buy it for the elderly at home."

Xie Renjian withdrew his gaze from looking around: "..."

As soon as Chen Liye finished speaking, he felt a sudden chill behind his back.Immediately afterwards, Xie Renjian pressed his hand on the top of his head, exerted a little force, and repeated word by word: "You, say, what?"

Chen Liye: "..."

The salesperson didn't feel anything was wrong, smiled, walked over and took out an elderly phone with a touching color scheme from the showcase.He smiled and said, "Sir, if you want to buy a machine for the elderly, I suggest you buy this one. The font is very large, which is very suitable for the elderly with presbyopia."

Chen Liye: "..."

Presbyopia.

He didn't need to turn his head to know that the old man of his family was staring at him with a pair of golden eyes—thanks to a night watchman, how could he be presbyopic.

Xie Renjian was still holding his head, didn't listen to what the salesman said, and said quietly behind him: "Ask you, who is your old man? You forgot what I said so quickly? I will always be 27!! "

Chen Liye: "..."

I didn't expect this person to care about age.

Chen Liye finds it quite strange, after all, Xie Renjian is a military genius who can command the frontier army at a young age, Chen Liye thought that a person like him probably only cared about his family and country, but now that he is a night watchman, he only cares about life. He doesn't care about such small things when he is guilty of deep and shallow things.

Chen Liye didn't feel any pain when he pressed his head. He knew that Xie Renjian would treat him seriously, so he wasn't afraid. He couldn't explain to Xie Renjian when he was facing the salesperson, so he had to say to the salesperson: " Uh, my old man is not that old, so I just want to buy him a mobile phone to catch up with the trend, can you show me the new product?"

What he said was very clever. First, it made the salesperson take back the touching mobile phone for the elderly, and second, it also satisfied Xie Renjian. After all, there was a "not so old" in the words.

Although 2000 years old is not "not that old" at all.

But Xie Renjian was satisfied after all, he let go of his hand and wrapped half of Chen Liye's shoulder.The salesperson took out two new mobile phones, and blew rainbow farts on him, blowing his new product like "this phone should only be heard a few times in the sky".

The salesperson bragged endlessly, and Chen Liye fiddled with the new product for a while, then clicked on a few apps to check, and there was nothing wrong with it.

He thought this was okay, so he turned his head and looked at Xie Renjian.Xie Renjian didn't look around this time, he kept watching Chen Liye fiddling with his mobile phone, seeing him turn around to ask for advice, Xie Renjian shrugged and said: "I can do whatever I want, it doesn't need to be too good, as long as it works."

Chen Liye knew he would say that.According to Xie Renjian's request, in fact, the elderly phone just now is enough for him, and it doesn't even cost 1000 yuan.

Seeing him looking back, the salesperson stopped and called him again: "Sir?"

"Huh?" Chen Liye turned around, made up another excuse without panic, and said, "It's okay, I'll see if my friend is here."

The salesperson smiled: "That's it."

Although Xie Renjian said not to be too nice, but Chen Liye didn't intend to listen to him this time.He weighed the new mobile phone in his hand and said, "If he doesn't come, I won't wait for him. I want this mobile phone."

"Okay sir." The salesperson said with a smile, "The total is 6499 yuan, cash WeChat or ZF treasure?"

Chen Liye: "..."

Robbery?

My own mobile phone was only [-] yuan last year? !

Chen Liye felt heartache from inside to outside, and even from the depths of his soul, but he still took out his phone, reluctantly clicked on WeChat: "...WeChat."

The salesperson immediately brought out the WeChat QR code, with a happy smile on his face: "Okay sir."

Chen Liye took the old man back to the car, and handed him the mobile phone and the case: "Here, I didn't buy you one that was too expensive, it's not that high-end, it's quite cheap."

Xie Renjian didn't understand the meaning of high-end, but he could make a rough guess.He took the things Chen Liye handed over, opened it and looked at it without saying anything.

Before he raised any questions, Chen Liye explained to him: "This is a charging cable. There is a battery in the mobile phone. It will not work when it runs out of power, so it needs to be charged regularly. This is an earphone. After plugging it in here, put it on. In your ears, the sound from the mobile phone can only be heard by yourself..."

After explaining all the messy functions of the phone, Chen Liye's mouth felt parched. He just found out that the phone is a fucking torment.

In the end, Chen Liye saved his number in Xie Renjian's mobile phone, and said, "This is my phone number, you just need to click this way to call me, and then you can click here to hang up..."

After finally explaining all the miscellaneous things to him, Chen Liye heaved a sigh of relief, and said: "In short, just take your time, don't worry too much. I will register for you on WeChat when I get home, and then I will teach you how to use video Software or something to watch...

... "

Having said that, Chen Liye fell silent.

Think about it carefully, after all, Xie Renjian was not born in this era. His thoughts are likely to be in the same logic as his parents and grandparents. After learning how to use WeChat, he would send him messages every day. Links to the articles my mother often posts—for example, "I'm not Chinese!" and "Surprise! You must not eat too much of these three things" and "You may not believe it, but eating too much of these things will cause cancer ..." something that made him not want to order it after seeing it.

I'm afraid that Xie Renjian will become the person who plays a certain short video software and turns the volume to the loudest. Chen Liye hates that kind of person and wants to kill three of them with one punch.

Seeing that he fell silent, Xie Renjian was a little puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"...No." Chen Liye wiped his face and said, "I just feel...a little suffocated."

"...?"

"Let's talk about it when we get home." Chen Liye said, "I'll teach you slowly when I get home."

After Chen Liye finished speaking, he handed the phone back to him and said, "Take your time to study first."

Then he kicked the accelerator and drove back home.

After returning home, Chen Liye taught him how to use those common video software and how to download games, then let him study freely, took out his mobile phone and started playing games.

After about two or three hours of living in peace, there was a sudden knock on the door of their house.

Xie Renjian was startled, the phone almost flew out: "Who!?"

Chen Liye knew who it was, just after playing a round, he put down his phone and said, "It's okay, just stay here, I know who it is."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a cry outside: "Brother!! Open the door!!! Your brother is being bullied!!!"

Chen Liye knew it was Yao Chengluo, the unlucky boy.He sighed softly, turned his head helplessly, and shouted from a distance: "Wait a minute, this is coming—"

Xie Renjian: "..."

After Chen Liye responded, he turned his head and said to Xie Renjian: "I'm an unlucky friend, he can't see you anyway, it's fine if you stay here."

"..." Xie Renjian frowned, and seemed to have some thoughts, but he didn't say anything, and only responded, "En."

Chen Liye went to open the door.

Xie Renjian sat on the sofa and watched him go to the door.The person outside the door was knocking on the door while talking, crying about something that the world could not understand.

No matter how he heard it, he felt that the voice was familiar.

impossible.He thought again, how could someone run away with Chen Liye after 2000 years.

Chen Liye opened the door, and the voice suddenly became clear.

"Brother—" Yao Chengluo yelled aggrievedly, "That bastard Liu Xu bullied me!!"

Chen Liye let out a disingenuous "Oh".

When Xie Renjian heard the voice, he stood up all of a sudden.

He remembered who it was.

He frowned and fixed his eyes on the door. After a while, Yao Chengluo and Chen Liye walked over together.

When Chen Liye saw Xie Renjian stand up, he felt a little puzzled, and looked at him for a while inexplicably.

The next second, Yao Chengluo, who was talking about how shameless Liu Xu was in court, suddenly fell silent.

As soon as Yao Chengluo lost his voice, Chen Liye felt that something was wrong, so he turned his head to look at Yao Chengluo.Then, Chen Liye saw that Yao Chengluo, who he thought he would never see Xie Renjian, stretched out his hand and tugged at his sleeve, and turned to ask him, "Brother, who is this?"

The author has something to say: I really want to drink Coke~~~~~~

感谢在2020-05-0221:11:24~2020-05-0420:20:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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