The apprentice just wants to die

In the middle of the night, a figure came down from the bed, carefully sat down at the table, and read a book by the moonlight.

Mo Wuyou was startled, opened his eyes and vaguely saw the person at the table, he couldn't help being puzzled.Feng Xun didn't sleep most of the night, what was he doing?

"Master?"

'Click', the book fell to the ground, and then Feng Xun's slightly panicked voice came over, "Wu, Wuyou, why did you wake up, did Master disturb you?"

Suspicious, very suspicious.

Mo Wuyou narrowed his eyes, "Master, what book are you reading?"

"No, it's nothing, I just couldn't sleep, so I just found a book to read." Feng Xun returned to the bed, "Now I feel sleepy again, let's continue to sleep."

Weird

"But I can't sleep, that book is so useful, why don't Master lend me a read too." Mo Wuyou said, and when Feng Xun wasn't paying attention, he jumped out of bed and grabbed the book.

Under the faint moonlight, Mo Wuyou could clearly see the large characters on the cover.

"How to Coax a Daughter-in-law"

"..." What the hell kind of name is this?

Resisting the urge to throw the book away, Mo Wuyou turned a page.

The first trick: seize every opportunity to praise each other.

"..." Mo Wuyou thought of the lantern that resembled him.

Turn to the next page silently, the second trick: create intimate contact as invisible as possible.

"..." This is probably the cause of the cake-cutting and sugar-painting incident.

This is not the most important point, the most exaggerated part is that Feng Xun actually filled those few pages with dense notes, and even clipped a few extra sheets.

The most assiduous student is afraid that he will be willing to bow down.

Mo Wuyou still wanted to scroll down, but Feng Xun snatched the book and stuffed it into his arms, stammering, "I just read it casually, there is no other meaning."

"Are you really looking at it casually?" Mo Wuyou looked at Feng Xun teasingly, "But I see that Master, your notes are quite good. Could it be that you wrote them in a dream?"

"I..." Feng Xun's fair face blushed, and he didn't dare to look at Mo Wuyou.In the end, he whispered, "Who made you so resolute at that time, Wuyou, and the master couldn't think of any good way, so he could only read books."

"Oh?" Mo Wuyou took a few steps closer, and climbed onto Feng Xun's shoulder, "But this book is for coaxing my wife, does Master think it's useful?"

Feng Xun looked at Mo Wuyou, who was close at hand, and put his arms around Mo Wuyou's waist, pressed his forehead against it, and said softly, "Why is it useless, Wuyou has now become Master's wife."

"It's only temporary." Mo Wuyou turned his head away from Feng Xun's hot breath.

Feng Xun hugged him even tighter, and laughed softly, his gentle eyes were full of firmness, "Master will turn temporary into permanent."

The next morning, when Mo Wuyou got up, Feng Xun had already returned from the outside.

Seeing that Mo Wuyou woke up, Feng Xun raised the bag in his hand and said with a smile, "Wuyou woke up, pack up and have breakfast."

Mo Wuyou put on his clothes and rinsed his mouth, walked to the table as he said, and saw that the table was full of breakfast, "Master, I have already fasted, so I don't need to eat breakfast."

Feng Xun pushed Mo Wuyou onto the chair and sat down, brushed up a strand of hair, and said while combing, "Since I came down to practice, I have to experience the life of the human world. Naturally, I have to eat of."

The words are so high-sounding, Feng Xun actually just wants Mo Wuyou to eat more out of selfishness, his little apprentice is too thin, the waist is so thin that one hand can wrap it around.

So, Mo Wuyou sat at the table like an old man and ate all kinds of breakfast, and Feng Xun stood behind him patiently helping him comb his hair.

I really don't know whose experience it is.

During the meal, Mo Wuyou couldn't control his mobile phone addiction.Thinking that Feng Xun has seen it anyway, it's okay to take it out, so he eats with one hand and reads novels with the other.

But this time it's no longer about 'Ba Shao loves me madly' or 'Leng Di is hard to chase his wife'. Mo Wuyou deleted all those books as early as the end of the competition.

He likes interstellar now, and has decided that the next world will go to interstellar.

He is very curious about mechs, terminals, and aircraft.

As for whether Feng Xun can adapt, Mo Wuyou said that no matter which world, Feng Xun can't adapt anyway, so what does it matter which world he chooses?

Nature is how to be happy.

Seeing the thing in Mo Wuyou's hand, Feng Xun remembered that he had one too.

"Worriless, is this called a mobile phone?"

"Well, I thought it was fun, so I brought it back." Seeing Feng Xun's curious face, Mo Wuyou turned the screen towards Feng Xun.

"Master, do you want to try?"

Feng Xun looked at the phone screen for a while, then took out his own.

Mo Wuyou was taken aback, "Master, where did you get the phone?"

"Wuyou gave this to me when you were unconscious before." Feng Xun paused for a moment, a suspicious blush appeared on his face, "They said they wanted to marry me as a dowry."

"..."

Finally, the unsolved case that lasted for more than two months was solved.His phone didn't drop at all, but was given away by his brain-dead self at the time.

It was still sent out as a betrothal gift, no wonder I couldn't find it no matter what.

Mo Wuyou was speechless for a while, and then said to Feng Xun, "Then master, do you want to learn how to play? I can teach you how to play."

Apprentice teacher father.

This sounds quite touching.

"Okay, then please worry-free teach me."

Looking at Feng Xun's smiling face, Mo Wuyou felt wicked again, his eyes curled up, "Then Master should call me by another name."

Feng Xun was stunned for a moment, then realized what Mo Wuyou meant, and said with a chuckle, "Then I will trouble Master Wuyou to teach my disciples."

As soon as the sound came out, Mo Wuyou felt very comfortable, "No problem, I will definitely teach you."

The two discussed the usage of the mobile phone for a morning and an afternoon, during which Mo Wuyou was dragged by Feng Xun to have lunch, and then Feng Xun tried all the functions of the mobile phone and mastered them.

Of course, during the period, Mo Wuyou avoided questions about power, signal, etc., for fear that Feng Xun would find out that something was wrong.

Feng Xun held the mobile phone in his hand, looked at Mo Wuyou, "Wuyou, what's your phone number?"

"The mobile phone can't make calls here, why do you want my number, Master?"

Feng Xun smiled, "I just want to know."

Mo Wuyou reported a series of numbers, and Feng Xun wrote it down on his mobile phone.Mo Wuyou looked at the notes and almost choked on his saliva.

Why is it a daughter-in-law? !

Even a Taoist couple sounds better than a daughter-in-law!

Grabbing Feng Xun's cell phone, Mo Wuyou quickly changed the note, changing it into the serious three words 'Mo Wuyou'.

Feng Xun looked at it amusedly, but didn't change it back.

Let the name be the name, anyway, he knows in his heart that Wuyou is his daughter-in-law.

But when Feng Xun's eyes fell on Mo Wuyou's address book, he was attracted by He Zhifeng's note and Xia Yun's note.

"Worriless, why is there someone else in your address book?"

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Mo Wuyou seemed to smell a sour smell.

"Well, the two of them are people I met in the world I first went to. They helped me understand that world and taught me a lot of things. They also gave me the mobile phone, so I saved their numbers. .”

Relying on Feng Xun's ignorance of the price and details of the phone, Mo Wuyou kept talking nonsense.

Feng Xun nodded, accepting the explanation.

However, things are not over yet.

Feng Xun saw the account Mo Wuyou used to read novels again, and the profile picture was a photo of Mo Wuyou and another girl.

The acidity suddenly appeared again, and it was stronger than before.

"Wuyou, this girl is..."

Mo Wuyou glanced at his avatar. He lacked a photo for his avatar before, so he used this one casually.He didn't expect to be caught by Feng Xun now.

"She is Xia Yun. I wanted to thank her for her help, so I asked her if there was anything I could do. She said she wanted to take a photo with me. It wasn't a big deal, so I agreed."

Feng Xun also knew it was nothing, but he was just unhappy.

Pulling Mo Wuyou into his arms, he turned on the camera according to the method Mo Wuyou taught just now.

With a 'click', the photo of the two of them was released.

Then Feng Xun canceled the photo of Mo Wuyou and Xia Yun, and replaced the profile photo of that account with a photo of himself and Mo Wuyou.

Seeing Feng Xun's series of actions, Mo Wuyou realized belatedly, Feng Xun must be jealous, right?Just because he took a picture with someone else?

"Master...are you jealous?"

Feng Xun's movements froze and his expression became unnatural.When Mo Wuyou said this, he suddenly felt that his actions just now were extremely childish.

Tangtang Xianjun actually couldn't get along with a photo, and a group of people would laugh to death if he said it.

"Ahem, in fact, Master just, just thinks that this photo is not suitable to be placed here, and has no other meaning." His voice became softer and softer, Feng Xun himself couldn't bear to listen to this lame reason.

Mo Wuyou narrowed his eyes, and looked up at Feng Xun in the posture of being hugged in his arms, "Really, I knew that Master is not such a stingy person. In fact, I just lied to Master, and I still have a The photo of hugging her was also taken before."

"What!" Feng Xun's hands tightened all of a sudden, and his voice was raised by more than one tune, "Wuyou still hugged that girl?!"

Mo Wuyou suppressed the laughter in his heart and felt uncomfortable, but he still had a serious look on his face, "Well, I hugged him a few times. But it's nothing, I know Master won't care about these things."

"How many times?! Wuyou, how many times have you hugged that girl?!" Feng Xun's tone instantly rose again.

Realizing that his tone was a bit strange, Feng Xun took a deep breath, "No, Master doesn't care about this. Master means that the girl actually let you hug... No! Master means that you hug... ..no!"

After stumbling and explaining for a long time, Feng Xun couldn't leave the word 'hug' in every sentence, so it can be seen that he was really in a hurry.

Mo Wuyou held back his laughter until his face turned red, and finally he couldn't hold back his laughter, "Master, you still said you weren't jealous, you can't even speak clearly."

Seeing Mo Wuyou laughing louder and louder, Feng Xun finally realized belatedly that he was deceived by his little apprentice.

"You." Feng Xun flicked Mo Wuyou's forehead helplessly, but he was still relieved.

The vinegar vat in my heart changed from an overturned state to a neatly placed state.

Mo Wuyou laughed enough, looked at Feng Xun, "Master, do you know that you even changed your voice just now, it's so fun."

Feng Xun was embarrassed by what he said, and pinched Mo Wuyou's face, "That's not because Wuyou lied to Master."

"Yes, yes, I lied to Master. Then who said not to be jealous just now, isn't it Master?" Mo Wuyou unceremoniously exposed Feng Xun.

"..." I couldn't find words to refute, because I was really jealous.

Feng Xun looked at Mo Wuyou, who was still smiling, for a while, and then suddenly laughed too.

"Yes, yes, Wuyou is right, Master is just jealous."

Holding Mo Wuyou's face with both hands, he aimed at the two lips that were talking non-stop and lightly pressed them on, and then slowly deepened the kiss.

So Master has to ask for some compensation.

The author has something to say: Master: I am really not jealous, I am not such a stingy person.

Mo Xiaoyou: Actually, I even hugged her.

Master: What? ! ! ! (octave higher)