Long Aotian, please stay away from me

"I didn't expect a line of poems to burst out of my mind. I can't finish reciting three hundred Tang poems. No elementary school student can memorize too much." Yue Qiyun said to Brother Chun in his heart.

"When I was a child, I used to smoke and play cards all day with a group of cronies, and I just messed around in my studies, so I could get by. When I read those online articles, I was stunned. Why do they know everything about astronomy and geography? Thank God for remembering a complete court representative. Fortunately, I wore a brainless cultivation novel and met you, Brother Chun, otherwise I would be so ignorant and incompetent."

Brother Chun seemed to be laughing at him.

"Speaking of poems, Brother Chun," Yue Qiyun also smiled, "I have a time-traveling novel that I quite like, and the protagonist in it is amazing, not to mention poems, people can even write entire classics silently." , It’s too awesome.”

"If you don't have a good brain, you can only wear such broken novels." Yue Qiyun, who has no good brains, amused himself.

"When I was studying, I didn't even figure out the sequence stack." Thinking of this, Yue Qiyun sighed.He didn't know when he made a mistake in the position of the pointer at the top of the stack. When he pushed the stack, he judged that the stack was full and overflowed. He encountered an array out-of-bounds problem, and he hadn't fixed it for a year or two.

Now it seems that there is a new array out of bounds at some point... No, he must first deal with the full stack.

Yue Qiyun shook his head and changed the subject.

"Let's talk about the famous book, more than 80 chapters, how did you memorize it? It's amazing. I've read another famous book several times, and I know the content, but it's impossible to write it silently. How do you say that? Don't say three times. In a hundred rounds, no one can go through thirty rounds under me?"

Yue Qiyun smiled heartily, thinking of the star hero who had the same character as him in the book he liked, "Why didn't I wear it in there?"

How did he get so obsessed with lard back then that this broken book became a favorite in his collection?

"If I go there, maybe I can play as a general? Also come seven in and seven out? But if I go, I will definitely take you to see a character I like very much, and that is the youngest character in it. Shang Sangong is a person who occupies a high position."

But Yue Qiyun thought again, this big Situ he likes, he was granted the title of Duke, and after a moment of glory, he turned his head and hiccupped, and was insulted by others.

...Why do you feel that this situation is somewhat similar to that one?

Then he thought again of the governor who was both Shengyu and He Shengliang...

Yue Qiyun cursed inwardly, and then chatted with Brother Chun, "Forget it, it's full of Qinglongyanyue, Fangtian painted halberds, I might not meet you. If you want to get a knife, go to Shuibo and be a hero. Things in the mountains are quite suitable for me..."

Yue Qiyun suddenly thought of the Heavenly King, and the Heavenly King was also murdered by the people who went up the mountain later.Forked, why do I keep thinking of these today.

"Forget it, the two of us will go west together with Elder Brother. Elder Brother is best at dealing with these demons and goblins." Speaking of Elder Brother, I think of Master Sanzang, who is best at dealing with inner demons...

Mother, can you still have a good chat today?

Forget it, let's talk about Taoists, Yue Qiyun thought to himself, the group of Taoists in the previous world can be regarded as his ancestors, and they have more face.

"Brother Chun, don't look at the current character design, which completely writes the third prince as a brat. In fact, the third prince was also a serious young general who was brave and resourceful in the bloody battlefield. The third prince is the boss, our most famous Daoist! In addition to being a master of Taoism, he is also a writer of the art of war, and the Marquis Liu can only carry his shoes."

Yue Qiyun finally laughed again, and now they are Taoists, not to mention the Six Secrets and Three Strategies, a group of people don't have a brain.

"There is also a world-renowned Daoist, who is also in their group. He is handsome and has boundless powers. He is also a dragon. He can win the elder brother in a single fight, and he has never lost in a battle with troops. He is wise and brave. "

Yue Qiyun suddenly thought of this Daoist Long Aotian, who was also decisive and ruthless, and the method in the Mianchi battle was really sinister...

It seems that there is really no way to have a good chat today.

Yue Qiyun looked at the bright moon hanging high in the sky, and for some reason remembered the sentence that he wanted to buy apricot blossoms and carry wine with him.

"Brother Chun, it's almost the end of the day, brother, I'm going to rest first." Yue Qiyun had no choice but to hastily ended the topic.

Sitting next to him, Wu You quietly took a panoramic view of Yue Qiyun's every move.

He really wanted to hold Yue Qi Yun's hand and put his arms around Qi Yun's shoulders, but since that day in Huan Shi Jian, he has never touched Yue Qi Yun again.

Qi Yun's movements of hugging Xiuchun are full of tenderness, and Qi Yun's eyes are full of smiles when he looks at Xiuchun.Qi Yun looked really happy.Wu You couldn't help being upset and depressed, with mixed feelings.

Dao Ling... Does Qi Yun's sweetheart really exist?

Wu You suddenly had the uncontrollable desire to destroy the knife... No, that's Qi Yun's natal martial arts.

His hand was uncontrollably clenched into a fist, and the veins on the back of his hand were all exposed.

***

I don't know when the monsters will suddenly appear, I don't know when other things will suddenly appear, and I don't know when the gate of the Longzhang Secret Realm will be reopened.

The fear of the unknown has been suppressed in the hearts of all the monks and it is difficult to get rid of it. Everyone has been gloomy and depressed for a day or two.

After some rest, some monks put forward other opinions.

I just experienced a fight two days ago, and everyone felt that they had to wait here and forget it.Now that I have rested and recovered, some people feel that waiting here is not an option, it is better to move on.

Many people came here with the idea of ​​finding treasures by chance. Now that they have lost so many people without getting anything, they feel unwilling no matter how they think about it.

The monks were divided into two factions.

The members of Yuquan Sect didn't think it mattered. With Yue Qiyun's and Luo Yuan's cultivation base, they would protect them, so no matter whether they leave or stay as monks in Yuquan, they will be fine. If not, Junior Brother Wu is still there.

In the end, everyone adopted a fair method - toss coins to decide, and let God's will.

The result is to go.

So everyone is going to rest for another day and leave here tomorrow.

—and then it happened.

Two days after the weather was fine, it was cloudy and rainy again today. Several female nuns walked together not far from the camp.

They were distracted, and when they were about to go back to the camp, a female cultivator suddenly felt something stepped on her feet.

She didn't pay attention at first, and lowered her head to take a casual look, which instantly turned pale with fright.

The monks in the camp suddenly heard a scream, and immediately followed the sound to check.

A monster was attacking several female cultivators, and one of them was injured, kneeling on the ground covered in blood.The other was lying on the ground, breathing weakly, and seemed to be dying.

The remaining three female cultivators must have regained their senses after being frightened, and began to fight around the monster.

When Yue Qiyun rushed over, the monsters had already been wiped out by several monks, and the injured were also being treated.

He glanced at the remains of the monster beast.

... What the hell is this plagiarized book!Really Resident Evil?

The monster has long hands and feet, with three feet of sharp claws on it.His whole body was skinless, red flesh wrapped in thick mucus, his tongue was about [-] to [-] inches long, and his whole body exuded a smoky stench.

Does this thing look familiar?Does it look like Grandpa Lick?Is it true that the card meter is only a secret shame, and no one else cares, just use the settings casually?

The appearance of a monster is too indecent, and many female cultivators can't bear to look directly at it.

After everyone took care of the wounds, they silently glanced at the dead female cultivator, feeling sad.

At this time, someone suddenly asked, "Where did this thing come from?" Obviously no one felt the breath of the monster.

The female cultivator who first encountered the monster turned pale, and carefully recalled the situation at that time: "It seems to be... on the ground?"

The monks were terrified and subconsciously looked at their feet.

Fortunately, there was nothing there. Before everyone was out of breath, someone suddenly shouted, "Behind! Be careful!"

A male cultivator felt danger, his hair stood on end, and he instinctively lowered his head to dodge instantly.After he dodged the blow, readjusted his posture and stabilized his figure, he had a chance to see clearly that a group of long-tongued monsters suddenly jumped out from behind the crowd and surrounded them.

There was a chilling crackling sound on the ground, and bloody claws emerged from the soil, and more and more monsters with long tongues appeared in front of everyone.

The monks also immediately took out their weapons and took a stance, and a fierce fight began immediately.

Yue Qiyun really has nothing to say about this situation now, licking master is licking master.

Master Licking is fast, he jumps away when he grabs someone with one paw, and distances himself from the attack. He jumps up and pounces on people when he is not prepared, which is very difficult to deal with.

Yue Qiyun felt that he should not use Xiuchun and Feiyu, but Magnum or Shaying.

The monks spent a lot of effort, wrestling with the monster for an hour or two, and managed to control the situation.Many people were injured and the casualties were high.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the remaining few long-tongued monsters stopped entangled with the monks, and took advantage of the opportunity of other similar beasts to restrain the enemy, they quickly turned around and planned to escape.

Yue Qiyun has sharp eyes, and when he saw this, he immediately chased after him, "I'll go after him, you just stay here, don't run around."

His intuition has always been accurate, and he must not let these licking masters just run away like this.

Wu You and Luo Yuan followed immediately, and a few monks with acceptable cultivation also followed.

"Didn't I tell you not to come? What should I do if I get the Tiaohu Lishan?" Yue Qiyun frowned slightly.

Luo Yuan had a cold face like they don't care about me, but Wu You said with a frivolous smile, "It's okay, I'll watch."

Several people chased for a few miles, and the fleeing long-tongued monsters ran and suddenly disappeared.

Yue Qiyun stopped at the place where the monster disappeared, and took a closer look around - there was a hole in the ground, and the monster should have gotten into it.

Is this a monster den?

follow in?What's in it?Is it dangerous?

Everyone looked at each other and nodded, Yue Qiyun jumped in first, followed by others.

There were also five monks who came with them, and their cultivation bases were not low. A group of eight people entered the cave one by one, and lit up the spiritual fire with formulas.

The bright fire light illuminated the whole cave.Everyone carefully inspected the situation in the cave. In front of them was a long passage, about two people high and three people wide, and on both sides of the passage...something wrapped in mucus.

The smoky stench came out, and some monks directly used spells to block their sense of smell.

Yue Qiyun did not, even if the stench was unpleasant, he would bear it calmly, for fear that he would miss some clues because of blocking his sense of smell.

The eight people walked all the way, no one spoke, and there was the breath of monsters everywhere.

Everyone knew that there must be a fierce battle at the end of the passage.

Sure enough, at the end of the passage is a big hole, which is densely packed with licking masters, and there are so many sticks in the hole that the wall of the hole is covered.

When you are wallpaper?Yue Qiyun complained, with such a large number, let alone Magnum and Sand Eagle, Gatling is not really needed for anything.

The monsters had already prepared their offensive and were waiting for them to come in.As soon as Yue Qiyun stepped into the cave, before he could even stand on his feet, the licking men suddenly burst into a violent attack, attacking them all like a sea tide.

A fight between you and me has officially begun.

The author has something to say: there are many jokes, all nonsense, please don't take it seriously.