When the storm took the script

Although the step-by-step salted fish life is a bit boring.

But Fu Xiao really didn't want to find excitement in this weird love triangle.

Seeing that the onlookers who had nothing to do had already picked up their mobile phones to make a video, Fu Xiao also had hundreds of thousands of fans chasing after him on Weibo, calling him Dad and Husband.

Father Fu really couldn't bear the shame of this, he covered his face and pushed away the crowd and planned to run away, but he didn't expect Qiao An, a little rabbit, to slip faster than him, Fu Xiao's thigh sank, and when he turned around, he saw the round back of Brother Cuntou's head , The soaring smell of wine poured straight into his nose.

Fuck!

fuck fuck fuck!

In the blink of an eye, Fu Xiao stretched out his front legs, pulled his long arms forward, and precisely grabbed the collar of the culprit, Destiny, by the back of his neck.

"Joe Eucalyptus!"

Qiao Yu kicked twice on the spot, and was worried that he would damage his limited-edition skirt if he pushed too hard, so he turned his head obediently: "Mr. Fu, what a coincidence."

Fu Xiao pinched his nose and kicked the weight hanging on his legs, but did not move.

He looked at the little rabbit in his hand with a half-smile, and suppressed his anger in his voice: "Tell me, how to solve it?"

People who eat melons are always late but arrive:

what happened?

Love triangle, this guy likes this little girl, and this little girl likes this guy.

Tsk tsk, this man doesn't look serious, he looks like a scumbag, the playboy has cheated many girls.

Didn't it mean that this little girl is not a little girl, but a young man?

Yeah?The world is going down, the world is going down!

Under the flashing lights, Fu Xiao has always been personable and looks like a dog. He has never been so embarrassed as he is now. When he faced a phone that came up straight up, he laughed angrily, and grabbed Qiao An's wig to block it. On his own head, he laughed and cursed: "Little bastard, I have never been so embarrassing in my life."

Seeing his Sadako-like appearance, Qiao An also smiled: "Mr. Fu, they scolded you for looking like a scumbag."

"Get out of here." Fu Xiao kicked the drunk and unconscious Brother Cuntou twice more, he didn't expect that Mr. Fu, who was incapacitated by the collapse of Mount Tai and remained unchanged, would have a day of impotence and rage.

Seeing more and more people, Fu Xiao could only drag one another, and the three found a relatively quiet curb to sit on.

Fu Xiao was annoyed: "Wipe your ex-boyfriend, this end of the wine."

Knowing that he was wrong, Qiao Yu threw a pack of tissues on the head of the inch-headed brother, and borrowed a pair of scissors from the owner of the barbecue shop, cut open his wet shirt, and threw it into the trash can.

Brother Cuntou was extremely persistent, shirtless and still holding Fu Xiao, but he didn't let go. Like Xianglin's wife, he talked endlessly about his deep love for Qiao An.

Fu Xiao looked at the blue sky speechlessly: "What's going on, tell me, Brother Qiao."

Qiao An thought it was funny too, recalled it for a while and said:

"It's just that I'm good-looking, and he found out that I was wearing a skirt. I told him that I was Qiao An, the green-haired Qiao An from Yucai next door, but he just didn't believe him. He brought his brothers to block me every now and then."

Qiao An spread his hands: "There's no way, your Brother Qiao always wants to get revenge, so he went directly to his coach and said that he harassed boys, and the coach beat him up, but he still didn't believe that I was a man, there is no way The three of us went to the bathroom."

Fu Xiao: "Three?"

Qiao An explained: "I found their coach as a witness."

"At that time, he was beaten by the coach, and he was holding back his tears, but the sensor light in the toilet was not working well at that time, and he couldn't see clearly at night, so I turned on the flashlight to shine on him, and said, "Dang dang!Magnify the lights! "

Qiao Yu smiled like a little fox, with an irrepressible smile in his tone: "Just, I just cried. Hahahahaha!"

Fu Xiao: "..."

With such a disastrous face, why don't you do human affairs?

"Is it too much?" Qiao An met his disapproving eyes, and raised his hand innocently, "Heavenly conscience, I just made a little joke. I was blocked by him and a few brothers and couldn't go to class for a week. Seeing Is there any wound on my body? They beat it."

"This is a bit too much!" Fu Xiao was a little angry when he heard this, and he got angry when he drank too much. For a while, he felt that he had time traveled to adolescence. Fight, watch Mr. Fu go to avenge you."

Qiao An looked at him with a smile.

Fu Xiao slapped Cun Tou to wake him up.

For a moment, Cuntou didn't know where Jinxi was. He rubbed his eyes twice, patted his forehead and remembered who Fu Xiao was: "You, you, you are Qiao Qiao's new boyfriend?"

Fu Xiao gave Cuntou a cigarette and drank one himself, "Do you know how brother came to the position?"

Shaking his head in a stupid way.

Fu Xiao: "I really like Qiao Qiao, then you have to understand his preferences before you can prescribe the right medicine to chase after him."

Brother Cuntou took the lighter several times and failed to ignite it. He patted Fu Xiao on the shoulder twice, and said with his tongue out, "You are right!"

Fu Xiao followed the temptation: "Then do you know what Qiao Yu likes?"

Brother Inch: "No, I don't know."

Fu Xiao pointed at Qiao An, who hurriedly put on the wig.

Fu Xiao gave a thumbs up: "I like women's clothing! Brother, if you don't know how good women's clothing is, how can you understand Qiao Qiao's heart deeply!"

Qiao An and Fu Xiao looked at each other, immediately understood, and ran away, 5 minutes later holding a bright red xxxl floral dress.

On the road!

Fu Xiao gave Qiao An an appreciative look, took the big floral dress from his hand, and put it on the big shirtless man: "Brother, this was given to you by Qiao Qiao. If you don't wear it emotionally, it's not in place." , wear it or not?!"

Cuntou brother: "Put it on!"

Three times, five divisions and two are put on.

Very spicy eyes.

The instigator picked up his mobile phone and took a dozen photos. Fu Xiao was like an old hooligan, smoking a cigarette. The younger brother Qiao An knelt down to light it for him, and the smoke ring spit on Brother Cuntou's face.

Said very domineeringly: "Brother, if you break Qiao Qiao's wings, I will destroy your heaven! If you keep pestering my brother Qiao, you will know if everyone in the sports school will have a share of this video tomorrow!"

Taking advantage of the bewildered expression of the big brother, Fu Xiao dragged Qiao An away and ran for hundreds of meters in the night like a mad dog. The two of them were hiding in the corner laughing and couldn't straighten up. Fu Xiao asked: "Brother Not handsome!"

Qiao Yu gave a thumbs up and hiccupped laughingly: "Handsome! It's just a bit dirty."

It’s been a long time since I’ve been so crazy on the street. There are too many rules and regulations in the world of adults. Even if he is a mixed-up boss who doesn’t need to look at people’s faces to do things, the society will give him a hard blow from another angle. It’s so painful. Come here quickly, Fu Xiao really feels refreshed in every pore of his internal organs.

Youth is good.

I calmed down for a while.

Fu Xiao leaned against the wall, and habitually exhaled a puff of smoke. Qiao An was caught off guard and coughed twice.

It was only then that Fu Xiao realized that the person next to him was a student, and somehow he had a flash of inspiration, and he put the sparkling cigarette near Qiao Euan's mouth.

"Blow."

Qiao An didn't know why, so he took a puff, and the smoke not only didn't extinguish the sparks but grew bigger.

Fu Xiao foolishly used the smoke as a candle, and suddenly felt that his brain had been eaten by alcohol, and being with children would easily degrade his intelligence. He smiled indifferently, "Happy birthday."

Qiao An was taken aback for a moment, he said too many lies, and he said casually about his birthday, but he didn't expect it to be remembered by this person.

Under the streetlights, his facial features, which had been tense all the time, looked softer and more vivid. He smiled and said, "Thank you."

Qiao An believed it now, Lin Daidai was right, this Teacher Fu is really an honest person.

----

The honest man Fu Xiao went home and took a shower, but became more sober. He lay on the bed and closed his eyes for half an hour. He always felt that his lazy heart was still beating. He simply sat on the balcony and smoked a cigarette.

What happened tonight has already been trending. Although it's the end, it can't help that Qiao Yu is good-looking, and he once sold his luster for the company, so the popularity is gradually rising.

The unreliable guys in the company group are idle and have nothing to do, and they are more diligent than the other.

——What's going on with Mr. Fu?The official blog has exploded, and all your wife fans are asking if this is you?

——Hey, among other things, this kid is really good-looking, and it's really extraordinary that he can hold it with just this hair color.

Fu Xiao held a cigarette in one hand, and typed with the other: Don't be fooled and bury Dad, this is my student, who has just grown up.

——Yoyo, serious~people~teacher~ah~

——Father Fu, to be serious, Yu Chen has been inquiring about you with me before. Although this hot search was withdrawn quickly, I think he must have found out that he paid so much attention to you.

Fu Xiao pressed the cigarette butt in the ashtray: I'm sick, so fuck me.

roll.

At the same time, Qiao An also pressed the word on the phone to send him off to his mother, who almost sent him to a mental hospital.

One thought his son was sick and a slut who couldn't live without a man.

Qiao An hugged a human-sized bear doll tightly, and buried himself in a pile of pillows, trying to ease his restlessness.

Obviously a hug will do.

It's a pity that he was born with a cheap life. He has no parents and no mother, and he has a cheap disease.

Unsurprisingly, he had another night of insomnia. Qiao An woke up early in the morning without the alarm clock ringing. He couldn't sleep well. His head was buzzing and hurt like a needle prick. to vent.

I wandered to the entrance of the community to buy soy milk fritters and porridge. As soon as Qiao An returned home and put the things on the table, grandma woke up and pushed the wheelchair over.

"Tangtang woke up?"

Qiao An: "Yes."

Grandma smiled and said, "Look at the big black eye, Grandma can hardly tell which one is Tangtang's eye~"

Qiao An opened his mouth and lied to the old man with nonsense: "The exam is coming, I stayed up all night to study, did grandma rest well last night?"

"Okay." Grandma asked again with a smile, "Tangtang is going to take the exam, this time let grandma take the parenting exam, okay?"

Qiao An paused and attended the parents' meeting. I'm afraid you'll just recite it like this.

"Grandma, your legs and feet are not good, so don't go."

The old man smiled and said, "Oh, if grandma doesn't go, I'm afraid I won't have a chance."

"Grandma, don't talk nonsense, you still want to watch Tangtang take the college entrance examination and marry a wife." Qiao An put down the chopsticks, walked over and knelt on the ground, pillowed on grandma's lap, and said softly, "Grandma, Tangtang You're the only one left with sugar."

"Yeah, isn't grandma curious? Tangtang scored [-] points in every subject in elementary school. Grandma also wants to be proud in front of outsiders."

Grandma is 80 years old...

Qiao An had to admit that his only relative could not spend much time with him anymore.

"Okay." Qiao Yu quietly wiped her tears onto grandma's lap, "Okay, Tangtang will take the exam this time, and I'll give you a score of 100 for you to show off with other old ladies, okay?"

Grandma stroked Qiao Yu's hair: "Okay, Tangtang is the best."

Qiao Yu leaned on grandma's lap and rested for a while. He was very emotional in front of his relatives. After crying for a while, he became tired and fell asleep without knowing it.

When I woke up again, I found that I was carried back to the bed by the nanny, Aunt Zhang.

When I woke up, I wanted to play a game, but remembered that I had promised my grandma to attend the parent-teacher meeting. Qiao Yu scratched his hair irritably and got up to do his homework. He searched the house but couldn't find a high school textbook. The props were all taken from his mother in junior high school, and the names were all written in Qiao Shan.

Not even a pen.

Qiao An laughed at himself.

Students without pens, notebooks, and textbooks.

Clubbing, drinking, and deceiving teachers in women's clothing.

What a fucking match!

Thoughts drifted to Fu Xiao, Qiao An dipped some water and began to silently write "Teacher's List" on the table, and his fingers ached after writing ten words.

He laughed out loud, and suddenly felt that he was funny.

No matter what you pretend, learning is not a human job. The mission of learning scumbags is to enjoy life happily in the limited youth.

Qiao An lay down on the bed and took out his phone.

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I don't know who took the video last night, and it was posted in the school group, and it quickly became crazy in the three schools.

Qiao An is okay, he put on some makeup, and the video was blurry again, his face couldn't be seen clearly at all, but Chen Dong wearing a floral red dress was photographed clearly, the front, middle and back scenes There are all, and there are a few boys laughing wildly.

Oh, by the way, Chen Dong is that unlucky inch-head brother.

[Your sister Dai: Brother Qiao, Brother Qiao!Report from the front—Chen Dong from the sports school is blocking you at the door of your alley. 】

[Zhuzhu wants to sing: Seriously, Qiao, Brother Qiao, Dong, Dongzi has been deceived by you, enough, let's let him go! 】

Qiao Yu heheed twice, and typed: [Brother Qiao: It wasn't your father's idea, father is not such a dog.Besides, if it's not that you two recognize the wrong person, what about the following nonsense?Why did Dad give birth to you two unbelievable char siu? 】

Speaking of Chen Dong, both Lin Dai and Zhu Zhu felt a little guilty. This stupid guy was really miserable.

At that time, Lin Dai went to a sports school to find a boyfriend, and met a voyeur who took pictures of girls' skirts and then posted them on the forum for a group of wretched men to "criticize", which was simply disgusting.

This post was posted, and Lin Dai realized that she had been photographed.In order to vent her anger on Lin Dai, Qiao Yu spent the past few days wearing a small skirt as a bait and dangled in front of the body gate. Later, something went wrong. Chen Dong was mistaken for the person by these two stupid things, and Qiao Yu beat him up for nothing. Said, on the contrary, the lame fell in love with this girl with first-class skills and great ability to fight.

For a month, Qiao An was very annoyed, and wanted to find a boyfriend. A simple hug every day might relieve his physical discomfort, but he didn't expect it to be useless. people.

With no use value, Chen Dong, the tool man, was dumped as it should be, but this man was begging for nothing and refused to let go, so Qiao An was forced to make such a scene of "I'm older than you when I take off my pants".

Just as he was thinking, a text message suddenly popped up on Qiao An's cell phone.

Chen Dong: Can we come out and have a chat?

Qiao An was so irritable that he had to find a way to vent. He tilted his neck and wrestled his wrists: Are you fighting?Get lost.

Chen Dong: ...hit.

Qiao An was in a much happier mood, and walked out with a baseball bat from the corner of the room, just in time to meet grandma watching TV in the living room wearing presbyopic glasses, looking at him with a smile: "Tangtang went out to play. That's right, I'm tired of studying You might as well exercise more."

"Yeah." Qiao An was so guilty that his legs were weak, "A friend has an appointment for a baseball game, so I'll go there for a while, just a little while."

----

Fu Xiao was hungover all morning, so he went to Teacher Chen's house for dinner at noon.

Eating with Teacher Chen is like facing the dean no matter how old you are.

"How about work?"

"Very good." Facing the cross-examination, Fu Xiao replied casually, "The student is cute and cute, sensible and obedient, and doesn't cause trouble at all, much more worry-free than your son."

Teacher Chen took out a piece of pepper, as if he was throwing not the pepper but his own son.

"Are you going to mess around like this?"

Fu Xiao continued to smile: "Mom, what you said is wrong. People's teachers are such an honorable profession, how can they be called bastards."

Teacher Chen: "Don't talk nonsense to me. Your sister's maternity leave is almost over, and you won't be needed in school. What are you going to do then? Stay at home?"

"Who doesn't want to live this life while lying down and earning money." Seeing his mother's slap coming, Fu Xiao said, "Hey, I've never seen a mother like you. Seeing your son all day is not in a good mood?"

Teacher Chen: "I panicked when I saw you."

Come on, it's really a real mother.

Fu Xiao stuffed a few pieces of meat in his mouth, knowing that his mother was going to trick him into going on a blind date again, so he picked up the old man's parrot and ran out: "Mom, I'm going out for a walk with the bird to refresh myself!"

Today's temperature is over 30 degrees, Fu Xiao is hot and tired after walking two steps, even the parrot, who always likes to be poor, droops his head and does not move.

Fu Xiao took out Gao De and guided him to the nearest park, where many old men were playing chess. He was wearing a white satin shirt and sat there with a big horse and a golden sword, looking like a grandpa.

After watching the matchup between the stinky chess baskets for a while, Fu Xiao always wanted to give advice, so in order not to cause trouble, he strolled to the central lake, lay down on the deck chair next to him, covered his face with a newspaper, and fell asleep.

Not 5 minutes.

The parrot shouted: "Report to the teacher! Fight! Fight!"

"Sanzang, don't make noise!"

Fu Xiao covered the bird cage with his hands.

The parrot jumped up and down: "It's a fight! Tell the teacher!"

Depend on.

It's so annoying, it's worthy of being a bird raised by the people's teachers, the height of ideological awareness is different.

Fu Xiao lifted the newspaper covering his head, turned over and sat up, squinted his eyes and smiled.

Isn't this the cute and soft girl school bully Brother Qiao from yesterday?

He shook his hand at Brother Qiao and whistled: "Hehe, Brother Qiao's schedule is quite full! There's a fight!"

Qiao An has practiced fighting for several years. Although he is small and flexible, he fights with an air of life and death. Although Chen Dong is 1.9 meters tall, he is still a sports student. The momentum of opening and closing without dying has lost a bit.

The battle was at a stalemate, Chen Dong originally came to chase someone, but when the hormones came on, he completely forgot his original intention to fight the "goddess", and suddenly there was such a blah blah behind him.

Although Chen Dong remembered what happened last night, his faces did not match, and he asked in a daze, "Do you know Qiao Qiao?"

"I don't know you. Don't call me Dad, Qiao Qiao." Qiao An hit the ground a little harder, "It's so fucking disgusting."

Qiao Yu was fighting happily and had no time to talk to Fu Xiao, but he didn't expect that this unreliable people's teacher not only did not criticize and educate the students for fighting, but sat happily on the side and began to explain, and even greeted the two aunts who hit the tree Come and see.

"Hello, audience friends! Welcome to a match in the Civic Square Division of the Ultimate Fighting Tournament in Gonglan District, Jiangcheng."

Fu Xiao picked up his mobile phone and turned on the video recorder, his voice was enthusiastic, "Now the competition has started, the home player is 1.6m 1.9 Yucai school bully Brother Qiao, and the away player is [-]m Sports School Inch brother, although it seems that the gap between the two It’s like a little rabbit to a gorilla, but to give up easily is to embarrass us Yucai, is Brother Qiao like this? He’s not!”

Yucai Yiba, Brother Qiao's eyebrows twitched, and he punched Brother Cuntou's stomach.

Fu Xiao continued to dance in the minefield. He was happy and happy. He applauded, "This wave is beautiful! Facing the opponent with tall arms and long arms, Brother Qiao dares to fight back against the opponent's attack, domineering!"

"As the saying goes, 'Swinging fists and hugging legs, even gods dare to fight back. Crossing the chest and throwing punches, the King of Hades is pitiful.' Brother Cuntou retreated steadily under Qiao Ge's serial offensive. After receiving five consecutive punches, Cuntou brother reacted Here it comes! He's moving, he's moving!"

Chen Dong was completely disturbed by the sound, and didn't know whether to move or not for a while.

The aunt who was passing Xiaoshi also stopped, and under Fu Xiao's passionate explanation, she shook her arms at the two of them: "Young man, come on! My aunt is optimistic about you!"

"It's been 15 minutes and 28 seconds since the opening. We could see that the two contestants were exhausted, but encouraged by Aunt Liu, Yizhihua in our Gonglan District, Brother Cuntou took the initiative and punched Brother Qiao. But Brother Qiao is not someone who is waiting for nothing—oh! Oh!" Fu Xiao stepped on the bench, clenched his fist and smashed it in the air, and applauded enthusiastically," the legendary rabbit kicking the eagle really lived up to its reputation! Brother Qiao's legs As soon as he kicked, Brother Cuntou was kicked to the ground! Domineering! Nice! Beautiful!"

Seeing the exciting part, Fu Xiao held the parrot and said, "Sanzang, give Brother Qiao a big shout out."

Parrot: "Brother Qiao! Awesome! I love you!"

Depend on.

Fu Xiao's voice was too loud to watch the excitement, and Qiao An was really uncomfortable to be seen as a monkey show, and he couldn't fight anymore. He said a few words to Brother Cun Tou, picked up a baseball bat and walked towards Fu Xiao.

Qiao An shook the stick in his hand with a half-smile: "Mr. Fu is very happy to see it."

"It's okay." Fu Xiao tore off a wet towel and wiped the bench, "Sit down, our champion Qiao An! Do you want to give an acceptance speech?"

Qiao An was laughed angrily by him, and stepped on the bench where Fu Xiao's legs were spread apart, with a baseball bat strung across his neck murderously, pressing him against the backrest.

The parrot didn't know what happened, so it flapped its wings twice: "Brother Qiao, you're awesome!"

"The little thing with the elbow turned outward." Fu Xiao kicked the birdcage, inserted his finger into the crack and pushed the baseball bat out, "Brother Qiao doesn't have to be so fierce, it's your teacher anyway, just kidding .”

Qiao Eucalyptus: "You don't have jokes in Qiao Ge's dictionary."

Fu Xiao added fuel to the fire: "Yeah, there's no "Teacher List" yet."

fuck!

The more Qiao An looked at this man, the angrier he became, and he pressed the baseball bat against Fu Xiao's neck a little harder.

"Aren't you pretending to be good?" Fu Xiao smiled, squeezed his wrist joints hard, and the world was turned upside down. Qiao An didn't pay attention to what trick he used, but felt a pain in his wrist, and all the strength was removed from his body. The posture changes.

Fu Xiao shook the baseball bat with one hand, and grabbed his collar with the other to firmly fix him on the bench: "It's too much, bullying me, an old man."

fuck!

Are you a sweeping monk or an old man? !

Qiao An was completely frozen, and Fu Xiao's voice was heard again: "Don't move, Teacher Fu is a professional. After memorizing "Teacher List", how about the teacher teaching you how to fight?"

Qiao An: "Get out!"

【Ding! 】

As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Xiao's force to restrain him became less. Qiao An was a full-fledged opportunist, and when he was not paying attention, he kicked Fu Xiao's calf.

The lakeside was already a little slippery, Fu Xiao was kicked by him like this, his body was unstable and he was about to fall into the river, so he grabbed Qiao An's collar twice with his hands in the air.

Qiao Yu's slender arms and legs couldn't hold him back at all, and the two of them rolled down the lake just like that.

The moment the water submerged his nose, an electronic sound sounded in Fu Xiao's head.

【0989 The small world interstellar repair plan was launched, and the A88 system will serve you wholeheartedly.The host needs to complete the following tasks to change the fate of the protagonist Qiao An and ensure that the small world will not collapse. 】

The author has something to say:

ah!How could Fu Xiao owe so much!

感谢在2020-08-2423：57：18～2020-08-2523：59：28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 14 bottles of Fengyu; 2 bottles of Hu Li is not a fox; 1 bottle of Mu Yichengzhou;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!