When the storm took the script

Ji Wuli is still two months away from the estrus period. Both of them are dating for the first time. Gu Fei is like a sticky cake. Wudu felt that he was deliberately seducing people, and it was a mess to jump on him.

In the end, the false estrus was almost picked out, but Ji Wu had no choice but to pull up the big face flower at the door and plant it between the two of them.

The big face flower bullies the soft and fears the hard, Gu Fei glanced at it and shrank obediently to the corner.

During sleepless death, I dreamed that I became a mouse, holding a piece of stolen sweet cake, and just about to eat it, the sweet cake grew 1.8 meters long legs and ran away!

Scary!

Ji Wudu chased after him all night, and when he woke up, he found himself wrapped around Gu Fei like an octopus, and his shoulders were drool.

Gu Fei had two big dark circles under his eyes, but he seemed to be in good spirits. He didn't speak, but stared at Ji Wu with those very bright eyes.

Ji Wu has now figured out Gu Fei's character to some extent. He looks upright and abstinent, but in fact he is very sullen and lacks love. He is like a wilting little flower. Every time he kisses and hugs, Even looking at him is the nourishment to water this flower.

Without the cover of night, Ji Wu was also a little shy. What happened last night was in a trance like a dream, but as a fierce one, he couldn't show his timidity, so he kissed Gu Fei with a blushing face and pretended to be calm. Said domineeringly, "Good morning, man, boyfriend."

In fact, the voice is not only trembling but also splitting.

Gu Fei pursed his lips, first let out a silly oh, and then slowly opened his mouth, that kind of undisguised joy spread between the two idiots, and after a while of foolish joy, they began to kiss again.

Without brushing their teeth, the two idiots just played with each other, kissing their lips.

Woke up at five o'clock on time, the two of them finished their exercise, even though Ji Wu knew the truth that he would be hit in seconds, he still went for a five-kilometer run happily in order to show off his might in bed.

Before running, he took away the big face flower.

"Oh, I have a boyfriend."

"He's just too clingy. You see, kiss me. If I wasn't afraid that he would be afraid, I would have given him that. Hey, I almost suffocated my father all night."

"Hey hey, tell me, how can an alpha be a milk-flavored pheromone? Did he drink milk especially when he was a child? He must be like a milk doll! It's so cute..."

"Damn, it's useless to tell you a fart, you don't even have a big chirp, you don't understand this kind of excitement of spirit and flesh, it's wonderful!"

Dalianhua didn't want to hear it.

What did Big Face Flower do wrong?

It was too late yesterday, almost 7 o'clock, and the artists came out yawning one after another, holding the toiletry utensils in their hands and collecting water in front of the only faucet.

After Ji Wu left, Gu Fei fell asleep in a daze and returned to the cage. When he woke up, he held water to avoid the camera and found a remote place to wash his face.

Just as he took off his mask, he saw Bai Lian walking straight over.

Bai Lian and Ji Wu's Five Elements are not in harmony, and they are repeatedly teased and cried, probably due to being teased out of Stockholm Syndrome.

Gu Fei was wearing a boyfriend's clothes today, his body shape and height were about the same, and he bent his back to him, only when Bai Lian approached did he realize that he had identified the wrong person.

Is this the same one you bought?

No, this is the one of Ji Wu, the hero who saved Ji Wu in this dress!

Can't think too much, it's a bit sour to think carefully.

Bai Lian's already gloomy mood became more irritable, and said sarcastically, "Hey, today's clothes look familiar."

Gu Fei wanted to hate him, but there was no need to think about it, so he pulled the back collar to reveal the embroidered brand inside and showed it to Bai Lian, and said in a more bitch than him, "I don't understand your fashion circle , what brand is it, why don’t you check it yourself?”

There are five, six, seven or eight purple-red strawberries in sight, some of which are ripe and bursting out of juice.

Despicable, shameless, obscene, dirty!

Gu Fei didn't mean to show off the clothes at all, he was obviously pressing his dog's head to force the dog food!

I bother!

Bai Lian choked so panicked that she almost couldn't catch her breath.

Gu Fei smiled and said, "Maybe you would like to share strawberry planting techniques with me. After being taught by someone personally last night, I personally planted a certain experimental field, and now I still have some experience."

Bai Lian sneered, "Gu Fei, aren't you a bit too lowly? Look, do you look like an alpha now? Being played like a dog by an omega, don't you look good?"

Talking about AO equality with people like Bai Lian is nonsense. This person is a standard porcelain doll mass-produced by nobles. No matter how much beauty is piled up on the outside, it is just an empty skin. The life I saw: I gave it to another alpha as a trade item, and then gave birth to children, and continued to give birth to children until the most perfect offspring was bred.

Bai Lian is very smart, but this kind of cleverness used to hook up with men can't change his fate at all, and at best it can only make his life better in the future.

Gu Fei sees it clearly, and doesn't want to entangle him more with the sub who is alpha and should have alpha. What's wrong with alpha, can't alpha be a baby who wants to be pampered?

pedantic!You don't know the joy of being pampered at all!

Gu Fei is not only not ashamed but also a little bit flattered, Bai Lian felt that he was slapping his face to make him fat, and became more and more mean, squinting at his mask, "Have you ever been seen by Ji Wu like this, he will find it ugly Well, are you intimidated. No matter how rude he is, he is still an omage after all. Omage is exquisite and elegant, and they are all visual animals. Would they fall in love with a pheromone-deficient and ugly person like you?"

Gu Fei's expression changed instantly, and at that moment he even wanted to punch O, but just as he clenched his fists, when he looked up, he saw Ji Wu come rushing over.

Bai Lian once again experienced what it means to change his face in a second. The instinct of survival made him even see a big word above his head at that moment: Danger!

Ji Wuyi felt his mouth itch when he saw the two together.

Stride far away just in time to hear the last few words.

He didn't care about the cause and effect at all, he just protected the calf when he came up, and said to Bai Lian: "Who are you calling ugly? Why didn't you say such nonsense when you took care of your father? You haven't done market research. I don't know how many most beautiful omage awards my father has won. .”

Bai Lian complained in a low voice: "I didn't mention you, besides, it's all some kind of pheasant competition."

Ji Wu hooked his hand towards the camera that was flying over after him, and sent a beautiful wink to the camera, saying, "Hey, everyone who voted for me heard it, someone scolded you."

[Ah, ah, I can, I can, I can!Brother brother cluck cluck cluck cluck!Ah, this wink, I'm dead, I'm really dead! 】

[Whoever's chicken coop above has opened, grab it back, pluck the hair and kill it!There is no help, there is no help! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah!Don't tease me, brother, you are a deadly poison. Even if I was poisoned to death by you and nailed in a coffin, I would still cry out with a rotten vocal cord in the tomb: Do it again! 】

[Pure passers-by, let me tell you something, Jiwu's face is really nothing dark. 】

[Those passers-by who are no longer pure, have two opinions, these are indeed some pheasant competitions, but I just feel offended. 】

[You still have to say that you are a passer-by when you pinch people, there are three things to say, has Bai Lianhua ever done it? 】

Jiwu is a strange thing in the entertainment industry, black other places, no matter how much talk, black chicken and mackerel, 90.00% of people think it is right, as long as it involves a little bit of his face, scold him to the point of spit People flying all over the sky can show you a face-changing scene on the spot.

You have no personality in Heiji, we are half-sisters; you have no face in Heiji, it is best to hide your mother.

So this time the war against his appearance, Ji Wu won a crushing victory.

Bai Lian's family is also self-defeating. He once acted in a play with Ji Wu. Bai Lian played the role of a peerless beauty. minute.

The big IP, the popular little fresh meat, almost pawned off his underpants in the end.

On a whim, someone changed the faces of these two, and the ratings skyrocketed instantly, and the ratings continued to rise. Even now, some newcomers who have just entered the archaeological circle still think that the protagonist of this show is Jiwu.

The film studio also filed a lawsuit with the person who made the pirated video because of this incident, and it topped the list of the most fake news that year.

There is a bloody storm on the Internet, and the protagonists here don't know it.

Jiwu took a look at Gu Fei's withered flowers and felt distressed, thinking that Bai Lian was really sick.

He pulled Gu Fei to his side, turned off the mic casually, and looked at Bai Lian coldly: "Are you sick? It's fun to poke people's scars, isn't it? Without him, you still have an ugly face now , bone dregs, see if the worms can finish chewing and plant them in the ground for you, and next year they will grow a big fool."

"..." Bai Lian breathed a sigh of relief, and after continuous training, he managed to hold back his tears.

Gu Fei's mind is at ease when he is green tea, and Xiaobai Lian's heart is at ease, and his expression is refreshing.

But he didn't dare to show his joy, and whenever he looked at him, he began to wilt again.

Bai Lianhua had already slowed down, but was blown away by Gu Fei's bitch-like aura that was more likable than him, and rushed up angrily, wanting to take off the mask on his face.

With such a ferocious appearance, the barrage even gave him a classic line: "I'm going to tear your little bitch's mouth apart today!

The author has something to say:

To tell you the truth, I have already coded this chapter, and I have been ticked off the false estrus period, but after thinking about it, as a traditional grandma, I can't let the good cub do that so quickly, so I just arrange it. It's behind oh heh heh heh...

Oh, by the way, the ending of the last chapter was changed a little.