When the storm took the script

So, Gu Fei doesn't hate Brother Ji at all?

Instead, he hooked up with Brother Ji?

But doesn't he have a boyfriend?

Brother Ji is now a junior...

Yan Tu ate melons until his house collapsed. Looking at the bombed foundation, he was in a trance, confused and sad. When others asked him what happened, he dared not speak, for fear that his mouth would be wtf.

Ji Wu is the sequelae of being masturbated, his ears are red, in order to hide his embarrassment, he walked vigorously at the front, regardless of the fact that the two people behind him were separated by a meter as if they were afraid of contracting the virus, their eyes were facing each other, and there was an electric shock. Flash and thunder.

The chief of the group of four was the only lucky one who was not affected by this emotional drama. He honestly returned to the base with two baskets full of fish, full of joy of harvest.

"Lila tiger mother Kahaha!"

The other three did not share their happiness with him. The chief was a little lonely. He saw the film king who was pulling wild vegetables from a long distance away, and he greeted him loudly.

The film king looked up and saw a big mountain with two lumps of plateau red running towards him: "?"

The chief learned from Ji Wu that "a person should not be judged by his appearance", and he no longer dared to underestimate these city people. He grabbed the actor's arm and started to wow excitedly, pointing to Ji Wu and giving him a thumbs up while talking.

Film King: "..."

The Chief shook his arms, "Five Lavalawa!"

Facing the dog-forced program group who had no intention of breaking the siege, he said he didn't understand but could keep smiling.

Then his face was expressionless, his hands dangling in the air half dead: "Hua!"

Huang Jue's task was to collect firewood, which was simple and the fastest. He came out to greet them when he heard the sound outside. Seeing the expressionless faces of these three people wearing protective shields between each other, he immediately felt that the atmosphere was weird and awkward.

Jiwu was carrying a crate of fish, Huang Jue smiled and said to ease the atmosphere, "Thank you, everyone, I'll help you bring this fish back."

Said and stretched out his hand.

The fish in the basket that were knocked unconscious by Jiwu knew that they were going to be served, and their desire for survival made them wake up suddenly.

Huang Jue withdrew his half-stretched hand in seconds.

At this time, the bullet screen is particularly suitable for the occasion, and there is a faint sentence:

【The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, I just find them embarrassing - Lu Xun】

[Lu Xun: I never said that! 】

[Hahahaha, Mr. Huang, are you serious about taking a half step back? 】

[I don’t know if it’s embarrassing or not, I just know that Mr. Huang has once again encountered Waterloo in his career. 】

[It's awkward across the screen, so what happened when I was forced to look at the scenery? 】

【Hen, but I have a bold idea...】

[Cracking, cracking?Sitting on three thousand beauties, ruthless scumbag × dignified and dignified Gonggong × cute milk dog pestering Gong]

[Sure enough, if the above sisters don't show up, I always feel that something is missing. 】

[Is my Huan cub not worthy of having a name? ! 】

[Tsk tsk, chaos, shamelessness, obscenity, but I like it~]

At this time, another person ran out of the door, it was Han Xi, he failed to make a fire for a long time, he wanted to come out and grab someone to help, but he met so many pairs of eyes: "...???"

Han Xi's IQ fluctuates up and down, but he and Yan Tu have pitted against each other for so many years. As the saying goes, the person who knows him best is his competitor, and the reverse is no exception. Han Xi immediately discovered the gap between Yan Tu and Ji Wu. There seems to be a little problem.

He rolled his eyes, walked over and hugged Yan Tu's arm affectionately, "What's wrong with Yan Bao, is this a quarrel with Brother Ji?"

Although Yan Tu is stupid, he is also very righteous. When he likes someone, he will wholeheartedly support him, but when this person steps on his bottom line, he will feel particularly hostile.

So he clearly knew that Han Xi stabbed him on purpose, but he still had a temper, and didn't come out to refute immediately, but pulled his arm out silently.

Although Han Xi didn't know what happened, and didn't dare to provoke Ji Wu, but he was too good at poking Yan Tu's pain, so he sighed pretendingly, "Hey, don't be angry, Ji Wu is like this, It’s especially good when you treat people well, you see, he and Gu Fei both went up the mountain behind their backs, can their relationship compare to that of you who just cut a wooden stick?”

Huh, did they get involved at that time? !

Yan Tu felt that he was a big fool. After being played by these two people in turn, he vomited blood angrily, and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth, "None of your business!

Han Xi was very happy to see him unhappy, bitch, "ok, fine~"

But it took only a while for Yan Tu to recover from his anger. He knows Han Xi's big trash too well, and he can make up a small thesis with reason and evidence. If he doesn't do anything else, tomorrow he will The drafts of Harmonious Harmony are about to flood the sky and cover the sky.

Although Yan Tu doesn't act like a mistress, hating Han Xi is the core point that he has persisted in for 100 years. In order not to cause trouble to his group, he said "a few miles walagu" when the chief once again , ran to the side of Ji Wu, deliberately kept himself in the usual natural expression, and asked: "Ji... brother, what does he mean?"

In the later period, the words of the chief were updated simultaneously in the live broadcast room: Dear warriors, in order to show respect to you, today I will cook a special dish of this tribe myself.

Ji Wu didn't hear the alienation in Yan Tu's tone at all, and said nonsense: "He praised you, great."

On the contrary, Gu Fei cast a thoughtful glance at the kid who had been fighting for favor with him before, and put on a dignified and dignified look.

Looking at it, Yan Tu wished he could bite the little fairy.

"Bruhu breathing Hu!"

The woman next to her, who was sitting on a stone, eating melon seeds and watching the fun, turned green when she heard her chief speak, and ran over after throwing the melon seeds in her hand on the ground.

The two argued for a few words, and it was obvious that the woman was defeated, and the next best thing was to hold the director on the side, gestured quickly, and spit out a series of gibberish.

The director's old god is still calm, and he can't help but want to laugh.

Yan Tu was really curious now: "What did he say?"

Ji Wu pretended to listen carefully, and said nonsense, "The elder sister said that you are cute, and the chief wants to take you back to be the husband of the village, and is discussing with the director."

The director happened to order a few staff members to snatch the fish basket in Yan Tu and Ji Wu's hands, fearing that they would snatch it and give it to the chief as quickly as possible.

Ji Wu pouted and looked over there, "The bride price."

Yan Tu: "..."

Gu Fei was the first to notice that something was wrong. He just lost his mind and missed the best time to stop it. He watched two baskets of fish being carried into the kitchen excitedly by the chief.

Seeing Gu Fei's strange expression, he asked, "Do you know what he said?"

Gu Fei: "...he wants to cook for me...no, you guys."

Ji Wu: "Isn't this a good thing, what's your expression?"

Gu Fei: "..." You don't want to know.

But soon Ji Wu knew that, in order to reward them, the chief cooked the food himself and finally served a "Looking at the Starry Sky".

Six dead fish heads were stuck on a sheet of pancakes, staring at all the guests with horror and weirdness.

Not only that, but the chief didn't leave anyone a way out, and dropped all the ingredients.

Ji Wu: ....... Is this the f*cking delicacy that is said to make the kid next door cry?

Gu Fei: I knew it :).

"Ukaka?" The chief wore a pink apron, had dark skin, tilted his head and showed a simple and honest smile.

Several people trembled and no one dared to move their hands. The director rolled out of his chair laughing, and personally held up the automatic translator in front of several guests, especially Ji Wu and Yan Tu.

Automatic translator: Eat, it's delicious. This is a big dish that we only cook when entertaining distinguished guests. Here it is for you, my warrior.

Everyone froze and coughed twice to express that they were losing weight and couldn't eat meat.

The chief didn't know much about the stars in these cities, but he didn't stop them. After all, in his eyes, these people were all made up. The only one he really admired from the bottom of his heart was Jiwu. As his good friend, Yan Tu, It is also barely qualified to taste the delicious food he made.

The chief smiled honestly, and held down Ji Wu and Yan Tu with his two steel-like arms, one left and one right.

I have no intention of flipping the table.

As soon as he raised his arm, Gu Fei knew what this man wanted to do, and said blankly, "The Kuka tribe are all brave and good at fighting. If you don't eat it, you won't give them the chief's face. If you don't give them the chief's face, you won't give them the tribe's face. .”

Ji Wu: "..." What, what's going on!Dad just wanted to have a meal, why did he have a tribal conflict?

In the end, the two fish-catching warriors, Ji Wu and Yan Tu, were forced to bear the taste they shouldn't have at their age in order not to cause diplomatic disputes between the two clans.

One or two of the bullet screens almost laughed like fools.

[Ji Wu: After eating this fish, the red scarf on his body suddenly became more colorful]

[I laughed until the automatic sorting of garbage within a radius of a hundred miles laughed and said that the rooster crowed in a radius of ten miles. Elementary school students thought it was dawn and put their schoolbags on their backs to go to school]

[Yan Dalang, eat, after this meal, the lady will no longer worry about your weight loss. 】

[So what are you talking about? It’s not that I didn’t report the time. I didn’t dare to blink my eyes for a whole fucking day, but I was devastated when I saw Ji Wu. 】

[Really, when I saw the first bite of Ji Wu Chew, I, a cold-blooded person, had tears in my eyes. What a great person, he resolved the dispute between the two countries by himself. How can there be any peace? Well, it's just that someone is walking forward with a heavy load on their backs! 】

【ah!Everyone shed tears on the public screen! 】

[Ah, another day of nuclear peace! 】

After a lot of tossing, the guests finally got through the ups and downs of the day, and returned to their rooms to lie dead. Only Ji Wu looked at the stars lonely with a root of grass in his mouth, not a sudden and hypocritical sadness. Month, he was so hungry that he couldn't sleep at all.

Others took nutritional supplements, which were unpalatable but at least filled their stomachs.

But what did he eat?

Oh, eat the glory.

Anyway, that glory is very flat in his stomach now.

The delicacy that Ji Wu had been thinking about for a day finally became the last straw that overwhelmed him. He ran to the river again in desperation, hoping to secretly catch some fish that slipped through the net and grill it, but those fish spirits were not good enough. Those who came over to cheer up all ran away, and the water was so clear that there was not even a splash.

Ji Wu silently clutched his stomach, the sadness from hope to despair made him almost shed tears.

Really feel wronged.

Those who were wronged cried.

Oh, the damn lacrimal gland sensitivity.

The author has something to say:

I don’t know why, I have written too many sand sculptures, and the plot can’t be moved no matter what... This is the first time I wrote fast time travel. I originally planned to end this story in 20 chapters, but it seems impossible...