When the storm took the script

Interstellar 5110, the Federation finally ended its ten-year war of attrition with the Zerg, and expelled the few remaining enemies to the outer galaxies deep in the universe. area.

The federal capital star was happily holding a celebration parade. As a major general, Ji Wu received a higher-level conferring ceremony, and then received news from the General Hospital of the Federal Military Region.

He took his post-war psychological diagnosis form from the military doctor, and there were a few large characters written on it: irritable and irritable, abnormal mood swings, failed the psychological test, it is recommended to take a vacation to recuperate.

Ji Wu hugged his Quantum Beast Honey Badger and was amused by these words, "Irritable and irritable? What kind of psychological problem is this? Isn't this my nature? Go ask the Dragon and Tiger Group, Who hasn't been screamed and cried by my father, who hasn't been chased and beaten by my brother Huan."

Ji Wu himself is rebellious and has a vicious tongue, full of military arrogance, those who are lower than him dare not talk to him, and those who are higher than him think his words are annoying, even though he is handsome, has deep features, and has a tough guy temperament of aloof and elegant He is very popular in the fashion circle, but he still won the Alpha that scares Omega the most in all StarCraft for three consecutive times with his broken mouth.

The military doctor talked nonsense with him lazily, raised his spectacle frames, typed out the report, and uploaded it quickly. In less than a minute, he received approval for the longest vacation ever.

"……Fine."

It's not a masochist, what's so pretentious about holidays.

He usually doesn't have many friends, so he greeted Fa Xiao and drove the aircraft to a desert island galaxy that is said to be the most dangerous and the most difficult for human beings to challenge.

It's a pity that nature didn't do anything to Ji Wu. On the contrary, the boat capsized in the gutter and collided with a group of drug-trafficking star thieves. With one enemy against a hundred, the sacrifice was considered an honor.

Waiting for Wu to wake up again, he was standing on the aircraft at an altitude of ten meters. The hatch was wide open, and the hot and humid air swept in, making him a little unsteady. Several flying cameras surrounded him, and the red dot A blink of an eye shows they are working.

Where is this shit?

There was a commotion behind him, and a few exclamations, or nonsense such as "Come on!" could be vaguely heard.

Ji Wu frowned, suddenly being in an unfamiliar environment made him tense up instantly, and entered a combat state.He looked around calmly, before he understood what was going on, he heard someone behind him give an order: "1, 2, 3, jump!"

Ji Wu stood firm as a mountain.

If you tell me to jump, just jump, and my father will die more than 800 times earlier.

The man shouted again, seeing that Ji Wu didn't move, he impatiently told him the precautions for diving, and then pushed his hand on his back, Ji Wu wanted to go to the end, but he didn't expect this body to be so weak The chicken just fell straight down.

It wasn't until his head was submerged in the water that he was suffocated on the verge of death that Jiwu had a sense of reality of being alive. The memory of death flashed through his mind quickly, and he had to believe that he was resurrected from the dead, and then reborn in the In a silly novel.

Ji Wuyou went to the shore, twisted off the dripping water from his clothes, bent his knees with one leg, put his hands on the ground, and looked up at the sky with his whole body, chewing a root of grass resentfully, obviously a pair of deep and passionate eyes were caught by him The loveless one hangs into a dead fish eye.

After thoroughly digesting the content of the novel, with a sound of "Bah!", he spat out the chewed grass in his mouth, gestured with the middle finger, and cursed the idiot.

His name in this world is also called Jiwu. He is 25 years old this year. He is a traffic guy who debuted in a talent show. Originally, traffic in this circle is a commodity of capital. Deep and majestic, especially those long and narrow red phoenix eyes, the end of the eyes is always flushed with a little blush, when he is happy, his eyes are full of charm, and when he is cold, he is more indifferent and evil.

I thought I'd just get used to it, but a small-budget web drama in Xia Tian made him an instant hit. The moving picture of looking back and smiling was forwarded crazily, and he successfully won the crown of the most beautiful face in the entertainment industry.

But recently, this little star didn't know which company was in the way, and black material came out frequently, especially when he was photographed having a room with the producer. , it became too much playing S/M and sent to the hospital.

Ji Wu also has a bad temper. He posted three swearing posts on Weibo. A reporter interviewed him and said bluntly: "If you can't reason with an idiot, you should scold him directly."

All of a sudden it was dark.

This is enough to make Ji Wu angry, and what's even more annoying is that he is just an unimportant passerby in this novel, the kind who stands beside the protagonist to enjoy the heat, without even an ending.

What makes Ji Wu really disgusting is that this novel turned out to be an np novel. A cowardly shou was played by four or five big bosses in turn, and when the shou dragged a dilapidated body to give up, they all regretted it They turned around and chased after their wives to the crematorium.

The cheap shou finally stopped being cowardly and cheap, and directly rejected these scumbags, but in the end they were imprisoned on a deserted island together, playing all kinds of games all day long, and getting rid of their children , Feeling helpless, he committed suicide by jumping into the sea.

It was summer on Xila Star, hot and humid, and the sticky air was mixed with the smell of the sea, which made people very uncomfortable.The reason why Ji Wu jumped off the aircraft was also to participate in the month-long "Wild Adventure" here. He did it to clean up his crimes, and the protagonist Shou was dumped by the first scumbag here. He was depressed and almost had an accident. , and then met the second scumbag who came here to mine.

It is simply a large-scale reality version of "Les Miserables", with one set of tragedies, interlocking and seamlessly connected, so that people can continue to fall wherever they fall.

Anyway, after watching Ji Wu, I just want to scold the fucker.

But regardless of the protagonist's suffering, "Wild Adventures" itself is indeed a variety show with an excellent reputation.

Because of the massive development of the travel galaxy, star adventure programs have emerged in an endless stream, and major media companies have taken a fancy to this big pie, and everyone wants to take a bite.And "Wilderness Adventure" is one of the best, and it has been broadcast for five consecutive seasons, and has accumulated a lot of old fans. It belongs to the ace variety show of Federal TV Station.

Especially recently, the investment has increased, the director team's pockets are bulging, and they have the confidence to hire people. The sixth season can be called a gathering of big names. Just after recording, there are constant topics, and the popularity remains high.

To be honest, the popularity of this show is so high that artists, big and small, have sharpened their heads and want to join in. It is basically impossible for those who are not so full of black material to be invited.

But his new agent is awesome, and his background is also strong. He was just messing around in the entertainment industry, but he was so angry that he was hacked. .

After everything was torn off, the manager also made a plan by the way, and Qian reminded and told Ji Wu to behave better, suffer more, don't be so stingy, and smoothly receive a wave of audience popularity.Ji Wu didn't know how the original owner guaranteed it, but he felt that it would be a shame if he changed himself. After all, he is a sick person, the one with the official seal, who can control his broken mouth.

Ji Wu squinted his eyes, exuding displeasure all over his body, his half-long hair was pushed back by him, revealing a white and smooth forehead, which made his squinted eyes even more rebellious and fierce.

He looked at a group of stars screaming in the water, and couldn't bear it anymore, he turned his head, and the feet that had kicked countless recruits were shaking eagerly.

【Ding! 】

Just when I was bored, an electronic mechanical sound suddenly sounded in my mind.

【0675 The small world interstellar repair plan is launched, and the A88 system will serve you wholeheartedly.The host needs to complete the following tasks to change the fate of the protagonist Yan Tu and ensure that the small world will not collapse. 】

Ji Wuyi raised his eyebrows: "No."

[Regard the host, I am very sorry, once the interstellar repair system is turned on, it will not be turned off unless the host dies. 】

It is as difficult to deal with as meat without a hob, so he said indifferently, "Then you can kill me."

[…… Please the host cherish the hard-won life!Use Omega's identity and the protagonist to become a best friend, and further change his outlook on life, values, and love, making him an excellent Omega who is self-reliant and self-reliant. 】

Omega?

Ji Wu keenly grasped the point:

Weak and tender, like a flower, you need to protect it in your hands, an Omega that needs to be pear blossoms with rain if you say something serious?

He almost didn't come up in one breath, gritted his teeth, and his eyes were sharp, "What the hell do you call Lao Tzu? Say it again, Omega? What are you farting, where did you come from, where are you going? What kind of high-level is a sweeper in your head? system?"

[Warning, if you capture the vocabulary of the dominant attack, you will be given a first-level current warning]

Ji Wu: "What's the first level, just open the tenth level!"

【warn!warn! ——]

Ji Wu: "Warning ass, come directly to the tenth level, don't be cowardly, and electrocute Dad!"

[3, 2, 1, major violations, major violations, the tenth level of current is turned on. 】

Ji Wu only felt a huge electric current split from his celestial cap, and his whole body froze in place for an instant, unable to move. It was like countless bombs exploding in a row in his stomach, and then his internal organs ignited a fire. He even felt that he could smell it. burnt smell.

Then the tears came down and couldn't stop.

Cry ass!

... The steel tough guy straight A can't stand this grievance!

With red eyes and tears all over his face, Jiwu moved his fingers firmly, showing the system his middle finger.

【…】

"Beep beep!"

The smart watch on Jiwu's wrist started to jump red like crazy, beeping the beeping alarm. This is a physical fitness detection device that Jiwu has brought since he was a child. Any changes in the body will remind the wearer in time.

"Dididi! It is detected that the user is under a strong current attack, please seek medical attention in time, do you need to call an emergency number?"

Ji Wu gritted his teeth and said a few words stubbornly, "No need."

"Dididi, the user's mental power has reached the maximum threshold of B-level."

"Dididi, the user's mental power has reached A-level"

"Dididi, the user's mental power has reached the maximum threshold of A-level, and is about to break through A+ level."

"Dididi, the user's mental power has reached S level."

【…】

The system was confused by this series of coquettish operations, and the current stopped abruptly.

With his hair soaring to the sky, Ji Wu could feel a small electric current rushing through his body even if he moved a little. He burped with a burnt smell, raised his eyebrows and sarcastically said, "Come again!"

【…】

Whatever you want, pull it down, whatever you like.

As the first "sweeping robot" who has not just passed the host and was delivered food, he is completely autistic.

The author has something to say:

There is nothing to attack! Omega is tapping!

I beg you to give me a collection in advance, the Shura field is so difficult to mix, woo woo woo

The main focus of fast travel advance collection: "The way to open the sweet pet of abuse text (fast travel)"

Copywriter:

1,

Wen Jin has transmigrated into a book, and his original body is either a pervert or a scumbag, and his mission is to save the protagonist Shou in the scumbag and abuse novel.

He said no.

No one should be responsible for the life of the other party, what kind of pot should match what kind of lid.

Until he saw the main character who was chasing after the slag Gong, with a beautiful appearance, exactly the same as her husband's face in real life.

2,

Everyone in the upper echelons of Jincheng knows that although Huo Yanbai is an Omega, he is a hungry wolf who cannot be provoked, with power overshadowing the sky, and whoever is wronged will be punished.

Wen Jin had always been cold and indifferent, but he was taken by him. Three years later, on his wedding anniversary, he received a rose cage made of thin black chains and gold around his neck.

After several generations of old couples have lived, Wen Jin understands how crazy this person is, how possessive he is, and how duplicity he says.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he clenched Fu Yanbai's wrist with one hand and raised it up, pressing him against the golden cage, stroking his bulging Adam's apple with his thumb, and smiling: "Be good and tell the truth, it's a hundred times better than these things. "

Superficially gentle and abstinent, but actually possessive and strong S attack × love brain madness criticism

The first crazy batch: The violent boxer was attacked by the × police

The cranky punk boxer is actually a little sugar addict behind his back. Even the Band-Aids under the boxing gloves are made of robot cats, and he even knits sweaters for the kittens he picked up.

Second Crazy Criticism: Crazy Criticism of President Shou O × Poor Students Gong A

That lunatic Omega with anti-social personality is actually a good baby who has insomnia and insists on being sung to lullabies, patted on the back, and rubbed his belly.

Small mine:

This pre-reception period is really crazy, really crazy, really crazy! ! !

Other interface to be determined

[Highlight mine clearance]

1. The main attack, the attack and the subject wear together, pet each other with cookies, boys fall in love

2. In today's world, people are forced to marry first and love later, and are subject to robbery and robbery. The scripts are all designed

3. In the small world, the face, small habits, personality, etc. are all the same as the reality, and the first world attack will recognize it.

4. May the world be criticized by a little madman. The little world just showed the connotation of its crazy critics to Gongkan, but it is actually a crazy critic.

4. Offensive strategy S, subject to love brain

5. Real abo, have children