My Honmaru is alive
Chapter 25
This box is a room for six people, with a rectangular table in the middle and leather sofas with excellent touch on both sides. The original position is just right, with three people on one side.
Ranto Shiro, Kuromiya Itsuki, Mukichi Sadamune.
Hakuyama Yoshimitsu, Taro Tachi, Nakajima Atsushi.
face each other.
But as soon as Osamu Dazai came in, there must be one more person on one side. Atsushi Nakajima was very conscious, so he moved to the side and took the initiative to make way for the dishes.
It wasn't that he was afraid of Osamu Dazai, but from the scene just now, he suddenly discovered that Miss May was very good at dealing with Mr. Dazai.
Think about it.
The "invitation to die for love" when we first met, and the "request to touch the head" just now, Miss May responded perfectly every time with her calm.
As expected of Miss May, she is too strong.
The big boss fights with gods, and Nakajima Atsushi thinks he is just a scumbag, and he doesn't want to be accidentally hurt by Mr. Dazai's whims, so at this time, he obediently silences and pretends that he does not exist.
When Osamu Dazai said you are welcome, you are really welcome. He generously took the position of Atsushi Nakajima, so it became——
Ranto Shiro, Kuromiya Itsuki, Mukichi Sadamune.
Hakuyama Yoshimitsu, Taro Tachi, Dazai Osamu, Nakajima Atsushi.
- This pattern.
Heigong Wuyue asked the waiter to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks. This time, a new waitress came in. She was not as enthusiastic as the previous one.
...It seems that the lady is really sad, and she doesn't want to come in.
Such an idea came to Kuromiya Wuzuki's mind, and since it was meaningless, he quickly deleted it, and then focused on Osamu Dazai.
Although this person looks ugly at first glance, skipping work, bullying colleagues, molesting girls... On the first day of meeting, Kuromiya Wuyue was able to tell a lot of his shortcomings.
But being able to join the Armed Detective Agency already shows that he is not easy?
For an upright president like Fukuzawa Yukichi, how could it be impossible for an ignorant guy to stay in the company as an important investigator?Not to mention, from the previous few conversations, it can be seen that this person must have a lot of eyes.
The most important thing is that he is Dazai Osamu, even if he is not a literary giant...in terms of thinking, he must be the most different one in the crowd.
After half a day of observation, Heigong Wuyue has already noticed a certain connection between the "fake writer" and the "real writer".
They are not the same, but they also have similarities. The names of literary giants are on their heads. She doesn't feel too much sense of disobedience, she just feels... Even if they are not in the same world, they should be like that.
For example, Fukuzawa Yukichi's influence and appeal, Edogawa Ranpo's identity as a detective... She doesn't know many writers, but these two and Osamu Dazai are really famous.
Thoughts come back.
Because it is Dazai Osamu, so you can't treat him with the mentality of treating ordinary people.
"What is Miss May thinking?" Dazai Osamu suddenly said, he held his chin with one hand, and his smile was the kind that girls like, "If you keep looking at me like this, it will make me misunderstand~"
The writer's filter is instantly broken in one sentence.
As expected of you, Osamu Dazai.
Heigong Wuyue raised her eyelids slowly, feeling a little speechless in her heart.
Do you get itchy skin if you don't talk dirty?
In this regard, Osamu Dazai, you are about to catch up with Qianzi Muramasa, let alone be moved, she is almost too embarrassed for you.
The above feelings must not be expressed truthfully, Heigong Wuyue beautified it in her heart, and was about to catch up with the other party when she heard a "pop"——
The chopsticks in Ranto Shiro's hand snapped, or both.
This time it was Osamu Dazai who was silent.
"I'm sorry, master." Rantoshiro put down the broken chopsticks, stuck out his tongue cutely, "I don't know why, the chopsticks suddenly broke~"
After saying this, Atsushi Nakajima accepted Osamu Dazai's silence.
It's terrible, messy sauce...
Wuyoshi Zhenzong stood up with a smile—this smile always felt a little different from the usual one, and he walked around the judge and pulled Rantoshiro away: "My lord, I will accompany Ran to the waitress to get a new pair of chopsticks."
After finishing speaking, the two little ones quickly left the door.
Black Palace Wuyue: "..."
To be honest, she was a little worried that the two of them would go out to discuss "one hundred ways to assassinate Osamu Dazai". Given how loyal the swords are to her, this possibility is extremely high.
When he turned his head again, he found that both Baishan Yoshimitsu and Taro Tachi stopped their movements and stared straight at a certain black-haired young man.
Kurogong Wuyue began to rejoice that he didn't bring Yakiri Hasebe this time, otherwise the scene would not have been so quiet.
But... Forget it, of course you still have to favor your own cubs at this time.
The appraiser just pretended that he didn't notice all this, and let a certain talkative troublemaker be stared at so intently.
But it's not okay to be so embarrassed all the time, so after everyone was quiet for a while, Wuyue Kuromiya wanted to say something to bypass this, but unexpectedly Osamu Dazai bumped into him proactively.
"It's so scary. If something happens to me, will Miss May come to rescue me?" Osamu Dazai exaggeratedly showed a frightened face.
Heigong Wuyue pretended not to understand what he meant, and said perfunctorily: "Please rest assured, I will notify Mr. President as soon as possible."
She is just a weak aunt who has no combat power, please don't have any unnecessary expectations of her.
In order to prevent Osamu Dazai from continuing his meaningless ramblings, Kuromiya Wuyue asked one after another: "Dazai-kun, are you injured?"
She had wanted to ask this question a long time ago. Osamu Dazai's neck, wrists, and perhaps other places were covered with bandages. He looked like he was seriously injured, but he was actually able to move freely... So why did so many bandages Well?
Osamu Dazai: "Well, guess what?"
Black Palace Wuyue didn't guess, so she went to ask Atsushi Nakajima, "Mr. Nakajima?"
So Osamu Dazai also went to see Atsushi Nakajima.
Atsushi Nakajima, who didn't listen to what happened next door, was silently stuffing food: "..."
what happened?Why did you drag him in all of a sudden? ?
Atsushi Nakajima was watched by two eyes, and the living environment instantly became dire.
The reason why Mr. Dazai wears bandages is not a secret, maybe it is because he commits suicide a lot, so he has wounds on his body.
Atsushi Nakajima was a little confused, should he say it...?
Seeing how pitiful the big white tiger was, Heigong Wuyue felt pity, so she changed her mind and said, "I'm just curious, it doesn't matter if I don't say anything."
Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai immediately changed his words, with a mysterious expression: "Miss, if you ask me again, I will tell you."
Heigong Wuyue said decisively: "Forget it."
If you ask me to ask, I will ask, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Atsushi Nakajima: "..."
He could see that Miss May was really good at dealing with Mr. Dazai.
Kuromiya Mayzuki is not very good at dealing with Osamu Dazai, she is only good at dealing with Tsurumaru Kuninaga, although the two are far apart in essence, but to put it bluntly, they are just making trouble, no matter what the routine is, just don't let them get what they want .
If one party doesn't cooperate, then Dazai Osamu will not hurry up and blow himself up. His tone is pitiful: "Miss is so fierce to me, obviously I am to you..."
He hesitated to speak, and sighed deeply, as if he had been let down.
Atsushi Nakajima: "..."
He also hesitated to speak, and he hesitated to speak from the bottom of his heart.
Kuromiya Wuyue glanced lightly at Osamu Dazai, but didn't answer.
This is a rule of thumb, when things start to get serious, don't respond to him, embarrass him, and he will stop when he is embarrassed.
The difference is that Kuromiya Wuyue will coax Tsurumaru Kuninaga (acting) to coax him when he is wronged and embarrassed, but Osamu Dazai is not entitled to this treatment.
In the past, Osamu Dazai used Kunikida Doppo and Atsushi Nakajima to cooperate with each other, but this time Atsushi Nakajima did not cooperate, and the sword headed by the girl naturally didn't bother to talk to him, which made Osamu Dazai lose the support of the audience, and the scene was really embarrassing up.
However, Osamu Dazai will not be embarrassed, he has a thick skin, and he will harass others when no one pays attention to him.
Osamu Dazai stared at Taro Taidao on the left: "Taro-kun, you haven't told me your secret of growing taller yet!"
Taro Taidao is an imperial sword. It was enshrined in the shrine for a long time in the past. He has a good self-cultivation. Even if he didn't like it, he still replied: "I grow taller by nature."
The truth of the truth, he has been like this since he came to this world.
Osamu Dazai was not discouraged if he didn't get the secret, this was just one reason for him to open up the conversation.
"Are Taro-kun's eyes smeared red[1], and this attire, are you from the shrine?" Osamu Dazai couldn't stop asking, "Which shrine is it?"
Are you checking your household registration?
Of course, Kuromiya Wuyue couldn't let Osamu Dazai continue to ask this question. He had already asked about the shrine, and if he asked about Taro Tachi, his old background would be thrown out.
She could only deal with him again: "Mr. Dazai, don't these dishes suit your taste? I haven't seen you eating yet."
So many dishes can't stop your mouth!
Osamu Dazai turned his head, showing a beating expression of "Look, you just ignore me": "Actually, I've already eaten, and I'm not very hungry now~"
Even if he said "Let Dazai starve to death, you can also eliminate harm for the people", but he will still treat him to dinner nicely, Kunikida-kun, it's really useful.
——In fact, Kunikida Doppo also said "remember to pay back the money", but he never got the money back from Osamu Dazai.
"I just want to stay with Miss Wuyue for a while longer, your astonishing figure has been echoing in my mind." Osamu Dazai showed a distressed expression, "When I come to my senses, I have already appeared here."
Black Palace Wuyue: "?"
Did you sleepwalk in broad daylight?
Taro Tachi frowned: "Dazai-kun, please be careful."
Atsushi Nakajima already had a shameful expression of "no face, goodbye Miss May". As a member of the detective agency, he was really worried that he would be implicated by Mr. Dazai.
ah!Mr. Dazai, what are you talking about in front of Miss May!
Although the three people around all cast obvious condemning eyes on Osamu Dazai, they couldn't stop his "love-chasing behavior" at all.
"What kind of requirements does Miss May have for her partner? Or, what kind of man do you like?" Osamu Dazai's face was full of enthusiasm, "As long as you tell me, I will change it".
Heigong Wuyue replied without pause: "I prefer quieter ones."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Atsushi Nakajima: "..."
As expected of Miss May.
Seeing that Osamu Dazai finally calmed down and began to eat the crab meat on the table, Kuromiya Wuyue also relaxed his mind, which was much more tiring than talking with Mr. President.
On Fukuzawa Yukichi's side, she was only worried about memorizing the wrong textbooks, and that's why she was nervous. Who wouldn't be nervous when they memorized textbooks?And still memorize the textbook in front of the "teaching director"!
But in fact, there is nothing to use the brain, just ask and answer, just follow the script.
As for Osamu Dazai, Kuromiya Wuyue felt that she had used up all the brain cells she could. Her brain had never been so tired since she became a trial judge!
It was very strange, obviously the other party was beeping nonsense the whole time, and what he said was full of unnutritious content, but there was a feeling of tingling in the scalp and skin, which made her subconsciously tense up and tense up.
Why don't you take the time to go back to your own world and buy a copy of "Disqualification in the World" for research?
Black Palace May came up with this idea.
Since they are all Osamu Dazai, there should be something in common, right?
……
Another five or six minutes passed, and Ranto Shiro and Mukyoshi Sadamune hadn't returned yet. Kuromiya Wuyue was a little worried, not for their safety, but naturally worried about her own cubs in her heart.
Just when she was about to find it herself, the two little ones finally opened the door and came in.
"Master/My lord, we are back!"
Heigong Wuyue looked at their empty hands.
Didn't you say to get the chopsticks?Where are the chopsticks?
Osamu Dazai stood up suddenly at this moment, stuffed the last bite of crab meat into his mouth, wiped his hands with a tissue, and looked at the girl with the same smile on his face: "Although I am very reluctant to miss you, it's time for me to leave."
This farewell was abrupt, but Heigong Wuyue didn't want to keep him, and the words he gave were very formulaic: "Mr. Dazai, please be careful on the road."
Atsushi Nakajima looked surprised and forgot to say goodbye.
Mr. Dazai actually left so soon?Stop saying something, do something?
He even felt a little pity in his heart, he still wanted to continue to watch Mr. Dazai being targeted by Miss May, it is too rare to see Mr. Dazai being deflated.
Osamu Dazai glanced at Atsushi Nakajima, who was full of thoughts on his face, with a half-smile, but he didn't say anything offensive this time.
After all, the lady told him not to bully Dun Jun before~
Before stepping out of the box, the black-haired young man turned his head and looked over: "Miss Wuyue, do you still welcome me to come and play with you in the future?"
Heigong Wuyue nodded: "Of course."
But if you can, you'd better come less.
Osamu Dazai left, but Ranto Shiro was unhappy.
Pursing his lips, he sat back on the chair angrily.
Wuji Zhenzong also sat back with a regretful look.
Heigong Wuyue asked them: "What's wrong?"
Didn't you still dislike Osamu Dazai?
So what the hell are you two doing outside?
"We just went to call Mr. Kunikida. The phone numbers of everyone in the detective agency are written down on this piece of paper." Ranto Shiro raised the shopping plan in his hand.
Wuji Zhenzong added: "We borrowed the phone from the front desk, but he ran away early."
Little Lucky began to doubt the life of the sword. As a sword that can bring luck, he was a little bit shocked at the moment: "Could it be that I can't bring luck?"
Kuromiya Wuyue felt that this was not a matter of little luck. Dazai Osamu was able to sneak out of the detective agency in such a short period of time and find this place, which already proved that he was an unusually smart person.
She comforted her and said, "Mr. Dazai is very smart, he probably saw through it long ago, so as soon as you came back, he left on his own initiative."
Maybe it was to avoid Kunikida Doppo who would come over later?
Atsushi Nakajima also felt that it made sense, and helped to comfort him: "It should be like this, Mr. Dazai is sometimes smart like a prophet."
This sentence of comfort did not make the swords happy at all.
Ranto Shiro filter said deeply: "Obviously the lord is smarter than him!"
(Black Palace Wuyue: ...It's really not.)
Taro Taidao: "Although that gentleman is smart, he always feels a little uncomfortable."
Taro Tachi has always spoken softly, but this sentence is already very heavy.
Wuji Zhenzong smiled awkwardly: "I'm also a little..."
Baishan Jiguang nodded, expressing his agreement with all the above statements.
Atsushi Nakajima, who was refuted by everyone: "..."
It was he who said something wrong, and he must never praise Mr. Dazai in front of everyone in the future.
Osamu Dazai was not lucky at all. He met a roadblocking dog in the street within a few steps after leaving the hotel. It was probably because he had just eaten crab meat in the private room, and the smell on his body had not dissipated. The dog stared at him and followed him all the way, and finally (after bullying and mocking him) got rid of him, and turned a corner and met another "disaster dog".
Why is Akutagawa here?
He didn't stop the car for a while, almost hit him head-on, and finally escaped temporarily with the help of pedestrians.
However, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was taught by Osamu Dazai himself. How could he be so easy to fool? His acuity has always been excellent. He noticed something halfway, turned around suddenly, and then saw a small piece of sand-colored clothes.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke's pupils shook on the spot.
That is--!
Without hesitation, the Hong Kong black disaster dog dropped his subordinate Ichiyo Higuchi and chased after him: "Mr. Dazai!"
Higuchi Ichiyo, who was left behind, also shouted "Akutagawa-senpai!" and then turned around and chased after him.
Like nesting dolls, one chases after the other.
When turning the corner, Osamu Dazai yelled in his heart that it was not good, and when he heard the voice behind him, he immediately displayed his ability to run around the streets and alleys and shrink into corners. He operated like a tiger for a while, and after some time, he finally got the stubborn Akutagawa Dragon Nosuke got rid of it.
I thought it was finally over——
"Tai, Zai, Zhi!"
Behind him came another man's deep, furious growl.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
What's going on today?
Kunikida Doppo had originally received a call from Ranto Shiro and the others, and came here to arrest Osamu Dazai, but on the way, he saw Minato Kurokukutagawa Ryunosuke running quickly on the street, as if he was chasing someone. Some worried that Ryunosuke Akutagawa would hurt civilians, so he followed, but he didn't expect to catch the bastard Osamu Dazai.
"So Akutagawa was chasing you just now?"
Kunikida Doppo lowered his voice, in case Akutagawa, who Dazai had just thrown off, would return to his carbine, he grabbed Dazai's collar like a chicken, "What are you doing!?"
Osamu Dazai was used to being carried around, so he didn't resist much, but turned his head and smiled wryly: "Hey... I really didn't do anything this time."
If he didn't know that everything was a coincidence, he would have wondered if someone was targeting him.
Kunikida Doppo looked at him with the eyes of "Do you think I will believe you?": "You have done a lot! You even secretly went to disturb Miss May!"
Osamu Dazai denied: "I did not secretly."
Kunikida Doppo had an indifferent face.
Osamu Dazai plausibly said: "I went there aboveboard! Miss May even invited me to dinner!"
Kunikida Doppo slapped him hard on the head: "Don't quibble!"
After beating, the voice became cold: "Dazai, don't pursue Miss Wuyue any further."
Osamu Dazai looked at him calmly.
Kunikida Doppo: "This is what the president asked me to tell you."
Osamu Dazai didn't agree, nor refused, but the smile on his face was slightly restrained.
Oops, doesn't this make him even more curious.
As soon as Osamu Dazai left, the bustling atmosphere in the box resumed. Everyone happily finished their meal, settled the bill, picked up the little white fox, and went shopping together.
Ranto Shiro and Nakajima Atsushi were leading the way, and they were the first to rush to the clothing store as expected in Kuromiya Wuyue.
After entering the shop, Sizhen Daojian discussed with the god judge, and said that they hoped to use their small treasury to pay the Lord's bill, which was the task entrusted to the four of them by the other swords left in Honmaru.
——Buy a gift for the lord.
Heigong Wuyue didn't think she needed any gifts, because the swords themselves were the biggest gift, but she couldn't bear to refuse everyone's wishes, so she had to agree.
She temporarily handed over the bank card that Hakata gave to Captain Ranto Shiro.
Then it's terrible.
Family after family, one after another, Taro Tachi couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded Ranto Shiro to stop, anyway, there are still many opportunities in the future, so he saved the god judge who was almost exhausted in the changing room come out.
Heigong Wuyue: I don't want to buy clothes in my life.
It took too long to buy clothes, and an afternoon passed in a blink of an eye, and there were too many clothes, four people couldn't carry them with eight hands (both chaos and god judges couldn't spare their hands), and it was inconvenient to continue to pick them up. Down trip.
Heigong Wuyue looked at the time and made a decision: "Let's stop here today, and I'll buy other things later. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry."
Atsushi Nakajima, he didn’t do anything other than carry shopping bags, and he didn’t use the shopping plan much, because in the later stage, Luanjiang just walked in when he saw a clothing store, his eyes lit up the whole time, and he didn’t stop at all. not come down.
Among all the people, the hardest one is only Miss May.
Itsuki Kuromiya is really tired. Trying on clothes is a physical job. In fact, she wanted to stop several times in the middle, but when Ranto Shiro handed over the new model with eyes full of anticipation, she couldn't say it... …
Hey, no matter how hard or tired the cub I raised, I still want to spoil it!
Pain and happiness, that's it.
On the way back, Kuromiya Wuyue remembered that he had missed the fried tofu that Honosuke asked for, so he had to ask Atsushi Nakajima to lead the way to buy it. If he didn't see fried tofu by then, the little fox who had been waiting for several days would definitely buy it. Crying and aggrieved.
After such a detour, dusk had already fallen by the time we returned to the office of the Armed Detective Agency.
Atsushi Nakajima accompanied them to the third floor, and put away the things in their hands together with the swordsmen. Later, seeing the black-haired girl seemed to be going upstairs, she hurriedly stopped her and said, "Miss May is going to pick up the fox. Help, I'll help you bring him down!"
Heigong Wuyue didn't have time to call him, and didn't even see the white-haired boy's back for a few seconds, and the other party disappeared in the blink of an eye.
...Actually, she wasn't so tired?
Speaking of which, how do you feel that Nakajima-kun's attitude towards her is a bit in the direction of the swordsmen?
Kuromiya Wuyue didn't wait too long, Atsushi Nakajima went up and came down again, this time followed by Foxnosuke and Izumi Kyoka.
Foxnosuke was carried down, his expression was glowing, and he knew that he had a good afternoon this afternoon.
"My lord!" He eagerly pointed his head towards the God interrogator, "Welcome back!"
Heigong Wuyue took him over from Quan Jinghua, and then thanked the little girl: "Thank you for taking care of him today, Quan."
Quan Jinghua said clearly, "Jinghua, just call me Jinghua."
Heigong Wuyue's tone softened: "Mirror Flower."
Quan Jinghua slightly raised the corners of her lips, and happily responded: "Yes."
The voice was soft and waxy, and Hei Gong Wuyue almost couldn't control her hand to touch it. It was because it was a bit hot today, and she wanted to touch people's heads every now and then.
In order to thank Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka for their hard work today, Kuromiya Wuyue picked out two dolls from the shopping bag and handed them over: "This is a gift."
There are five dolls in total. The appearance of the little white tiger looks a bit like the five little tigers before the depolarization of the five tigers. She happened to see them on the road and bought them. Originally, she planned to give them all to the five tigers. , but two were sent out today, and they had to be completed in another day before they could be sent.
Worried that the two would refuse, Hei Gong Wuyue directly stuffed them into their arms: "Take it as hard work."
This sentence has a joking tone.
Atsushi Nakajima was a little surprised when he heard this, but he didn't expect Miss May to make a joke.He felt a little embarrassed holding the doll, but finally accepted it: "Thank you, Miss May."
Quan Jinghua also thanked softly.
Sending off the two children from the detective agency, Kuromiya Wuyue finally breathed a sigh of relief. No matter how cute Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka are, she is still not her family. Slow down.
And the swords have already put all the trophies of today into the teleportation array.
Foxnosuke in his arms asked, "Master, can we go back?"
He can't wait to eat the second-ranked fried tofu!
Heigong Wuyue easily saw through the reason why the little guy was so eager, she poked his little nose: "Greedy."
Sooner or later, he will become a fat fox.
Rested in Honmaru for one night, and the next day, Kuromiya Itsuki took the swords and crossed the world again through the teleportation array.
Today's five lucky knives are: Yaken Toshiro, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, Yingwan, Xiaohuwan and Smiling Qingjiang.
The captain is Yaken Toshiro, this time without Fox's help.
There is a reason why Jishang is always the captain, probably because of the sequelae of playing too many games. Even if the swordsmen are now real people, Wuyue Heigong always feels that Jishang has a higher detection value, and it is comfortable for the captain .
The judge was very satisfied with the results of the lottery drawn by the swordsmen. The five people who came with them were very good and reliable. After all, she didn't come here today for fun, but to do serious business.
What I told Fukuzawa Yukichi yesterday was not nonsense, she did come here for the stability of time and space in this world.
At first, the government of Shizhi didn't notice the abnormal situation here, but in order to solve the matter of Atsushi Nakajima, they turned their attention and paid a little attention.
This attention revealed a big problem.
The core of the problem is not in this world, but in a parallel world derived from this world. Someone borrowed some kind of props and peeped into the future development of other worlds. Once or twice is not a problem, but that person... Too many times, [he] not only peeped, [he] also changed his own world crazily through the future he peeped into, which to a certain extent affected the stability of other worlds and world walls.
But even so, the government of Time can't interfere with [him], because it was discovered too late, which is a rare and huge mistake of the government.
——[He] obtained props to affect the future, which has become part of the history of that world.
If it intervenes, it will change history, which is no different from what the Time Traveling Army does. Of course, the Government of Time, whose purpose is to protect history, cannot do that.
Moreover, due to the other party's super high IQ and the props that can peep into other worlds, the government does not dare to approach [him] at will.
Think about it, if you only saw a part of the parallel world, you would do drastic surgery on your own world. If you knew that the Government of Time could travel through time and space... then it would be fine, I'm afraid it would change all the other worlds.
So what to do?
When the high-level government held an emergency meeting that lasted several hours, the final result of the discussion was to help [him] clean up the mess.
Now that you can't stop, then do as you please, you can do it in your own world, as long as you don't poke the world wall of your own world, you can do whatever you want in the future, and you have the right to be the owner of that world. free development.
As for the other worlds that have been affected, the government can only arrange for the god-judgment to be stationed in the past, and send out several Quandao Zhangbenwan god-judgments at once. Only the god judges have the spiritual power to stabilize the world wall.
Kuromiya Wuyue, who was sent by the government to clean up the mess, had just opened the door on the third floor, and heard Osamu Dazai's voice before he could go out.
"Good morning, miss~"
The black-haired young man was leaning against the wall, waving his hand to greet her.
Seeing Osamu Dazai, Kuromiya Wuyue couldn't help being silent in her heart.
Although I promised the topic of "Welcome to come and play", isn't this too positive?
Heigong Wuyue didn't smile either skinny or fleshy: "Good morning, Dazai-kun."
Then asked: "Should it be the working hours of the detective agency?"
so what are you doing here?What about the early morning gatekeeper?
...An illusion, Miss May seems to be a little bit more aggressive today.
Osamu Dazai walked over, glanced at the five newcomers behind the girl, and said with a smile, "Because if I don't come to see Miss May, I won't have the motivation to work at all~"
Rantoshiro reminded the swordsmen: "..."
A man who pesters the lord endlessly.
That's the guy right.
Heigong Wuyue, who was anxious to go to work: "..."
Anyway, it's kind of annoying.
If Kuromiya Mayzuki’s impression of Osamu Dazai was still at the passer-by stage of “difficult but acceptable” yesterday, then today it has probably become “too difficult to deal with, and I want swords to beat him” “Kunikida” stand-alone stage".
The reason for such a huge leap forward is that this morning, Fox Nosuke conveyed the news of the Government of Time, which is the culprit of the bug incident that I asked there to investigate last time.
— Osamu Dazai.
It's actually quite obvious.
Time, ability, motivation, Osamu Dazai all meet the conditions, and there will be no second suspect besides him.
Kuromiya Wuyue did doubt Dazai Osamu. After all, the other party is someone who can secretly open the door and come in. It should be easy to put a few bugs, but at that time she didn't fully understand Dazai Osamu, and she didn't think the other party was as dark as he thought. mud.Thinking that since he is a member of the Armed Detective Agency, he shouldn't do such a thing...
But it turns out that this guy is really a swamp in the black mud, a mudslide in the detective agency.
Heigong Wuyue is really a little angry. Anyone who is targeted by a "bug" will be angry, and this person always pretends to dance in front of her. He really treats her like a rabbit Yet?
The rabbit is in a hurry and even bites!
So before coming, Kuromiya Wuyue prepared a small "gift" for Osamu Dazai.
She was going to wait until the work was done, and if she had spare time, she would go to Osamu Dazai to "give a gift", but now this guy came to the door personally, which saved her from wasting time looking for someone.
The judge tilted his head and called back: "Little fox, give that to me."
Among the five-strike swords, only Xiaohumaru's sleeves are big enough to hold things.
The white-haired sword came out in response, and handed a small box to the girl: "My lord."
Osamu Dazai became interested, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and took advantage of the situation to observe the new Token Fusangshin.
The hairstyle is like fox ears, and the eyes are the color of blood, but it does not add bloodthirsty feeling at all. When talking, there are four pointed fangs in the mouth. The overall shape is like a fox in human form. demon.
Since confirming the existence of Touken Fusangshen, Osamu Dazai has read almost all the information about famous swords and swords all night long, so when he heard the name "Little Fox" and saw the appearance of this "Little Fox", , he automatically screened out the qualified swords in his mind.
Little Fox Ball.
In terms of appearance, it is indeed very suitable for the name "Little Fox Pill".
[It is said that the famous sword cast under the protection of Inari Myojin, even whether it really exists has yet to be verified. 】[2]
Can all such swords be driven?Miss May is really amazing.
"Dazai-kun." The girl's voice broke the young man's gaze, and said in a cold tone, "Can you stop looking at Xiaohu with such eyes? I will misunderstand."
This sentence is somewhat similar.
The moment he had this idea, Osamu Dazai had already remembered "deja vu".
——What is Miss May thinking?If you keep looking at me like this, it will cause me to misunderstand~
Ah, that's what he said.
Retaliating at him with what he said... This should be angry, right?
It seems that it is not an illusion, the other party is indeed in a bad mood today.
However, this angry way is a little unexpectedly cute.
After thinking this way, Osamu Dazai obediently withdrew his gaze, turned to the girl and said, "Miss May, don't worry, I'm not interested in men!"
After a pause, he said pointedly: "I'm not interested in people outside."
Kuromiya Wuyue, who had already learned the essence of Osamu Dazai's black mud, was unmoved, and she replied casually: "That's good."
You must know that what the government conveyed to her was not only the news that "Osamu Dazai is the culprit", but also reminded her of the possibility that "the identity of the interrogator may have been exposed".
Not only that!
The Government of Time, who is caring, responsible and caring for the judges, also revealed to her all the immoral things Dazai Osamu did before.
Including but not limited to, two, three, four, five, six things about the mafia.
After Kuromiya Wuyue heard this, her first reaction was to hand over the bastard Osamu Dazai to the country.
However, the government also said that Osamu Dazai is too difficult to deal with. It is expected that he will see through his identity as a god judge. up.
With the backing of the Government of Time, the Heigong Wuyue was immediately stable, so of course he wouldn't show any frightened expressions at this moment, it could be said to be as stable as Mount Tai.
This feeling of, I know you know part of who I am, but you don't know that I already know all your black history, is kind of exciting.
Heigong Wuyue showed no color on his face, walked up to the black-haired young man in a few steps, spread his palms, and sent the small box in the palm of his hand.
Dazai Osamu showed a surprised expression cooperatively: "Hey~ Did you give it to me?"
Heigong Wuyue nodded: "Yes."
This is a "gift" that she has carefully selected and hesitated for a long time.
Osamu Dazai took it, played with it in his hand, and asked as if he suddenly realized: "This shape, it can't be a ring or something?"
Black Palace Wuyue: "?"
Wake up, stop dreaming in broad daylight
Ranto Shiro, Kuromiya Itsuki, Mukichi Sadamune.
Hakuyama Yoshimitsu, Taro Tachi, Nakajima Atsushi.
face each other.
But as soon as Osamu Dazai came in, there must be one more person on one side. Atsushi Nakajima was very conscious, so he moved to the side and took the initiative to make way for the dishes.
It wasn't that he was afraid of Osamu Dazai, but from the scene just now, he suddenly discovered that Miss May was very good at dealing with Mr. Dazai.
Think about it.
The "invitation to die for love" when we first met, and the "request to touch the head" just now, Miss May responded perfectly every time with her calm.
As expected of Miss May, she is too strong.
The big boss fights with gods, and Nakajima Atsushi thinks he is just a scumbag, and he doesn't want to be accidentally hurt by Mr. Dazai's whims, so at this time, he obediently silences and pretends that he does not exist.
When Osamu Dazai said you are welcome, you are really welcome. He generously took the position of Atsushi Nakajima, so it became——
Ranto Shiro, Kuromiya Itsuki, Mukichi Sadamune.
Hakuyama Yoshimitsu, Taro Tachi, Dazai Osamu, Nakajima Atsushi.
- This pattern.
Heigong Wuyue asked the waiter to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks. This time, a new waitress came in. She was not as enthusiastic as the previous one.
...It seems that the lady is really sad, and she doesn't want to come in.
Such an idea came to Kuromiya Wuzuki's mind, and since it was meaningless, he quickly deleted it, and then focused on Osamu Dazai.
Although this person looks ugly at first glance, skipping work, bullying colleagues, molesting girls... On the first day of meeting, Kuromiya Wuyue was able to tell a lot of his shortcomings.
But being able to join the Armed Detective Agency already shows that he is not easy?
For an upright president like Fukuzawa Yukichi, how could it be impossible for an ignorant guy to stay in the company as an important investigator?Not to mention, from the previous few conversations, it can be seen that this person must have a lot of eyes.
The most important thing is that he is Dazai Osamu, even if he is not a literary giant...in terms of thinking, he must be the most different one in the crowd.
After half a day of observation, Heigong Wuyue has already noticed a certain connection between the "fake writer" and the "real writer".
They are not the same, but they also have similarities. The names of literary giants are on their heads. She doesn't feel too much sense of disobedience, she just feels... Even if they are not in the same world, they should be like that.
For example, Fukuzawa Yukichi's influence and appeal, Edogawa Ranpo's identity as a detective... She doesn't know many writers, but these two and Osamu Dazai are really famous.
Thoughts come back.
Because it is Dazai Osamu, so you can't treat him with the mentality of treating ordinary people.
"What is Miss May thinking?" Dazai Osamu suddenly said, he held his chin with one hand, and his smile was the kind that girls like, "If you keep looking at me like this, it will make me misunderstand~"
The writer's filter is instantly broken in one sentence.
As expected of you, Osamu Dazai.
Heigong Wuyue raised her eyelids slowly, feeling a little speechless in her heart.
Do you get itchy skin if you don't talk dirty?
In this regard, Osamu Dazai, you are about to catch up with Qianzi Muramasa, let alone be moved, she is almost too embarrassed for you.
The above feelings must not be expressed truthfully, Heigong Wuyue beautified it in her heart, and was about to catch up with the other party when she heard a "pop"——
The chopsticks in Ranto Shiro's hand snapped, or both.
This time it was Osamu Dazai who was silent.
"I'm sorry, master." Rantoshiro put down the broken chopsticks, stuck out his tongue cutely, "I don't know why, the chopsticks suddenly broke~"
After saying this, Atsushi Nakajima accepted Osamu Dazai's silence.
It's terrible, messy sauce...
Wuyoshi Zhenzong stood up with a smile—this smile always felt a little different from the usual one, and he walked around the judge and pulled Rantoshiro away: "My lord, I will accompany Ran to the waitress to get a new pair of chopsticks."
After finishing speaking, the two little ones quickly left the door.
Black Palace Wuyue: "..."
To be honest, she was a little worried that the two of them would go out to discuss "one hundred ways to assassinate Osamu Dazai". Given how loyal the swords are to her, this possibility is extremely high.
When he turned his head again, he found that both Baishan Yoshimitsu and Taro Tachi stopped their movements and stared straight at a certain black-haired young man.
Kurogong Wuyue began to rejoice that he didn't bring Yakiri Hasebe this time, otherwise the scene would not have been so quiet.
But... Forget it, of course you still have to favor your own cubs at this time.
The appraiser just pretended that he didn't notice all this, and let a certain talkative troublemaker be stared at so intently.
But it's not okay to be so embarrassed all the time, so after everyone was quiet for a while, Wuyue Kuromiya wanted to say something to bypass this, but unexpectedly Osamu Dazai bumped into him proactively.
"It's so scary. If something happens to me, will Miss May come to rescue me?" Osamu Dazai exaggeratedly showed a frightened face.
Heigong Wuyue pretended not to understand what he meant, and said perfunctorily: "Please rest assured, I will notify Mr. President as soon as possible."
She is just a weak aunt who has no combat power, please don't have any unnecessary expectations of her.
In order to prevent Osamu Dazai from continuing his meaningless ramblings, Kuromiya Wuyue asked one after another: "Dazai-kun, are you injured?"
She had wanted to ask this question a long time ago. Osamu Dazai's neck, wrists, and perhaps other places were covered with bandages. He looked like he was seriously injured, but he was actually able to move freely... So why did so many bandages Well?
Osamu Dazai: "Well, guess what?"
Black Palace Wuyue didn't guess, so she went to ask Atsushi Nakajima, "Mr. Nakajima?"
So Osamu Dazai also went to see Atsushi Nakajima.
Atsushi Nakajima, who didn't listen to what happened next door, was silently stuffing food: "..."
what happened?Why did you drag him in all of a sudden? ?
Atsushi Nakajima was watched by two eyes, and the living environment instantly became dire.
The reason why Mr. Dazai wears bandages is not a secret, maybe it is because he commits suicide a lot, so he has wounds on his body.
Atsushi Nakajima was a little confused, should he say it...?
Seeing how pitiful the big white tiger was, Heigong Wuyue felt pity, so she changed her mind and said, "I'm just curious, it doesn't matter if I don't say anything."
Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai immediately changed his words, with a mysterious expression: "Miss, if you ask me again, I will tell you."
Heigong Wuyue said decisively: "Forget it."
If you ask me to ask, I will ask, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Atsushi Nakajima: "..."
He could see that Miss May was really good at dealing with Mr. Dazai.
Kuromiya Mayzuki is not very good at dealing with Osamu Dazai, she is only good at dealing with Tsurumaru Kuninaga, although the two are far apart in essence, but to put it bluntly, they are just making trouble, no matter what the routine is, just don't let them get what they want .
If one party doesn't cooperate, then Dazai Osamu will not hurry up and blow himself up. His tone is pitiful: "Miss is so fierce to me, obviously I am to you..."
He hesitated to speak, and sighed deeply, as if he had been let down.
Atsushi Nakajima: "..."
He also hesitated to speak, and he hesitated to speak from the bottom of his heart.
Kuromiya Wuyue glanced lightly at Osamu Dazai, but didn't answer.
This is a rule of thumb, when things start to get serious, don't respond to him, embarrass him, and he will stop when he is embarrassed.
The difference is that Kuromiya Wuyue will coax Tsurumaru Kuninaga (acting) to coax him when he is wronged and embarrassed, but Osamu Dazai is not entitled to this treatment.
In the past, Osamu Dazai used Kunikida Doppo and Atsushi Nakajima to cooperate with each other, but this time Atsushi Nakajima did not cooperate, and the sword headed by the girl naturally didn't bother to talk to him, which made Osamu Dazai lose the support of the audience, and the scene was really embarrassing up.
However, Osamu Dazai will not be embarrassed, he has a thick skin, and he will harass others when no one pays attention to him.
Osamu Dazai stared at Taro Taidao on the left: "Taro-kun, you haven't told me your secret of growing taller yet!"
Taro Taidao is an imperial sword. It was enshrined in the shrine for a long time in the past. He has a good self-cultivation. Even if he didn't like it, he still replied: "I grow taller by nature."
The truth of the truth, he has been like this since he came to this world.
Osamu Dazai was not discouraged if he didn't get the secret, this was just one reason for him to open up the conversation.
"Are Taro-kun's eyes smeared red[1], and this attire, are you from the shrine?" Osamu Dazai couldn't stop asking, "Which shrine is it?"
Are you checking your household registration?
Of course, Kuromiya Wuyue couldn't let Osamu Dazai continue to ask this question. He had already asked about the shrine, and if he asked about Taro Tachi, his old background would be thrown out.
She could only deal with him again: "Mr. Dazai, don't these dishes suit your taste? I haven't seen you eating yet."
So many dishes can't stop your mouth!
Osamu Dazai turned his head, showing a beating expression of "Look, you just ignore me": "Actually, I've already eaten, and I'm not very hungry now~"
Even if he said "Let Dazai starve to death, you can also eliminate harm for the people", but he will still treat him to dinner nicely, Kunikida-kun, it's really useful.
——In fact, Kunikida Doppo also said "remember to pay back the money", but he never got the money back from Osamu Dazai.
"I just want to stay with Miss Wuyue for a while longer, your astonishing figure has been echoing in my mind." Osamu Dazai showed a distressed expression, "When I come to my senses, I have already appeared here."
Black Palace Wuyue: "?"
Did you sleepwalk in broad daylight?
Taro Tachi frowned: "Dazai-kun, please be careful."
Atsushi Nakajima already had a shameful expression of "no face, goodbye Miss May". As a member of the detective agency, he was really worried that he would be implicated by Mr. Dazai.
ah!Mr. Dazai, what are you talking about in front of Miss May!
Although the three people around all cast obvious condemning eyes on Osamu Dazai, they couldn't stop his "love-chasing behavior" at all.
"What kind of requirements does Miss May have for her partner? Or, what kind of man do you like?" Osamu Dazai's face was full of enthusiasm, "As long as you tell me, I will change it".
Heigong Wuyue replied without pause: "I prefer quieter ones."
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Atsushi Nakajima: "..."
As expected of Miss May.
Seeing that Osamu Dazai finally calmed down and began to eat the crab meat on the table, Kuromiya Wuyue also relaxed his mind, which was much more tiring than talking with Mr. President.
On Fukuzawa Yukichi's side, she was only worried about memorizing the wrong textbooks, and that's why she was nervous. Who wouldn't be nervous when they memorized textbooks?And still memorize the textbook in front of the "teaching director"!
But in fact, there is nothing to use the brain, just ask and answer, just follow the script.
As for Osamu Dazai, Kuromiya Wuyue felt that she had used up all the brain cells she could. Her brain had never been so tired since she became a trial judge!
It was very strange, obviously the other party was beeping nonsense the whole time, and what he said was full of unnutritious content, but there was a feeling of tingling in the scalp and skin, which made her subconsciously tense up and tense up.
Why don't you take the time to go back to your own world and buy a copy of "Disqualification in the World" for research?
Black Palace May came up with this idea.
Since they are all Osamu Dazai, there should be something in common, right?
……
Another five or six minutes passed, and Ranto Shiro and Mukyoshi Sadamune hadn't returned yet. Kuromiya Wuyue was a little worried, not for their safety, but naturally worried about her own cubs in her heart.
Just when she was about to find it herself, the two little ones finally opened the door and came in.
"Master/My lord, we are back!"
Heigong Wuyue looked at their empty hands.
Didn't you say to get the chopsticks?Where are the chopsticks?
Osamu Dazai stood up suddenly at this moment, stuffed the last bite of crab meat into his mouth, wiped his hands with a tissue, and looked at the girl with the same smile on his face: "Although I am very reluctant to miss you, it's time for me to leave."
This farewell was abrupt, but Heigong Wuyue didn't want to keep him, and the words he gave were very formulaic: "Mr. Dazai, please be careful on the road."
Atsushi Nakajima looked surprised and forgot to say goodbye.
Mr. Dazai actually left so soon?Stop saying something, do something?
He even felt a little pity in his heart, he still wanted to continue to watch Mr. Dazai being targeted by Miss May, it is too rare to see Mr. Dazai being deflated.
Osamu Dazai glanced at Atsushi Nakajima, who was full of thoughts on his face, with a half-smile, but he didn't say anything offensive this time.
After all, the lady told him not to bully Dun Jun before~
Before stepping out of the box, the black-haired young man turned his head and looked over: "Miss Wuyue, do you still welcome me to come and play with you in the future?"
Heigong Wuyue nodded: "Of course."
But if you can, you'd better come less.
Osamu Dazai left, but Ranto Shiro was unhappy.
Pursing his lips, he sat back on the chair angrily.
Wuji Zhenzong also sat back with a regretful look.
Heigong Wuyue asked them: "What's wrong?"
Didn't you still dislike Osamu Dazai?
So what the hell are you two doing outside?
"We just went to call Mr. Kunikida. The phone numbers of everyone in the detective agency are written down on this piece of paper." Ranto Shiro raised the shopping plan in his hand.
Wuji Zhenzong added: "We borrowed the phone from the front desk, but he ran away early."
Little Lucky began to doubt the life of the sword. As a sword that can bring luck, he was a little bit shocked at the moment: "Could it be that I can't bring luck?"
Kuromiya Wuyue felt that this was not a matter of little luck. Dazai Osamu was able to sneak out of the detective agency in such a short period of time and find this place, which already proved that he was an unusually smart person.
She comforted her and said, "Mr. Dazai is very smart, he probably saw through it long ago, so as soon as you came back, he left on his own initiative."
Maybe it was to avoid Kunikida Doppo who would come over later?
Atsushi Nakajima also felt that it made sense, and helped to comfort him: "It should be like this, Mr. Dazai is sometimes smart like a prophet."
This sentence of comfort did not make the swords happy at all.
Ranto Shiro filter said deeply: "Obviously the lord is smarter than him!"
(Black Palace Wuyue: ...It's really not.)
Taro Taidao: "Although that gentleman is smart, he always feels a little uncomfortable."
Taro Tachi has always spoken softly, but this sentence is already very heavy.
Wuji Zhenzong smiled awkwardly: "I'm also a little..."
Baishan Jiguang nodded, expressing his agreement with all the above statements.
Atsushi Nakajima, who was refuted by everyone: "..."
It was he who said something wrong, and he must never praise Mr. Dazai in front of everyone in the future.
Osamu Dazai was not lucky at all. He met a roadblocking dog in the street within a few steps after leaving the hotel. It was probably because he had just eaten crab meat in the private room, and the smell on his body had not dissipated. The dog stared at him and followed him all the way, and finally (after bullying and mocking him) got rid of him, and turned a corner and met another "disaster dog".
Why is Akutagawa here?
He didn't stop the car for a while, almost hit him head-on, and finally escaped temporarily with the help of pedestrians.
However, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was taught by Osamu Dazai himself. How could he be so easy to fool? His acuity has always been excellent. He noticed something halfway, turned around suddenly, and then saw a small piece of sand-colored clothes.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke's pupils shook on the spot.
That is--!
Without hesitation, the Hong Kong black disaster dog dropped his subordinate Ichiyo Higuchi and chased after him: "Mr. Dazai!"
Higuchi Ichiyo, who was left behind, also shouted "Akutagawa-senpai!" and then turned around and chased after him.
Like nesting dolls, one chases after the other.
When turning the corner, Osamu Dazai yelled in his heart that it was not good, and when he heard the voice behind him, he immediately displayed his ability to run around the streets and alleys and shrink into corners. He operated like a tiger for a while, and after some time, he finally got the stubborn Akutagawa Dragon Nosuke got rid of it.
I thought it was finally over——
"Tai, Zai, Zhi!"
Behind him came another man's deep, furious growl.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
What's going on today?
Kunikida Doppo had originally received a call from Ranto Shiro and the others, and came here to arrest Osamu Dazai, but on the way, he saw Minato Kurokukutagawa Ryunosuke running quickly on the street, as if he was chasing someone. Some worried that Ryunosuke Akutagawa would hurt civilians, so he followed, but he didn't expect to catch the bastard Osamu Dazai.
"So Akutagawa was chasing you just now?"
Kunikida Doppo lowered his voice, in case Akutagawa, who Dazai had just thrown off, would return to his carbine, he grabbed Dazai's collar like a chicken, "What are you doing!?"
Osamu Dazai was used to being carried around, so he didn't resist much, but turned his head and smiled wryly: "Hey... I really didn't do anything this time."
If he didn't know that everything was a coincidence, he would have wondered if someone was targeting him.
Kunikida Doppo looked at him with the eyes of "Do you think I will believe you?": "You have done a lot! You even secretly went to disturb Miss May!"
Osamu Dazai denied: "I did not secretly."
Kunikida Doppo had an indifferent face.
Osamu Dazai plausibly said: "I went there aboveboard! Miss May even invited me to dinner!"
Kunikida Doppo slapped him hard on the head: "Don't quibble!"
After beating, the voice became cold: "Dazai, don't pursue Miss Wuyue any further."
Osamu Dazai looked at him calmly.
Kunikida Doppo: "This is what the president asked me to tell you."
Osamu Dazai didn't agree, nor refused, but the smile on his face was slightly restrained.
Oops, doesn't this make him even more curious.
As soon as Osamu Dazai left, the bustling atmosphere in the box resumed. Everyone happily finished their meal, settled the bill, picked up the little white fox, and went shopping together.
Ranto Shiro and Nakajima Atsushi were leading the way, and they were the first to rush to the clothing store as expected in Kuromiya Wuyue.
After entering the shop, Sizhen Daojian discussed with the god judge, and said that they hoped to use their small treasury to pay the Lord's bill, which was the task entrusted to the four of them by the other swords left in Honmaru.
——Buy a gift for the lord.
Heigong Wuyue didn't think she needed any gifts, because the swords themselves were the biggest gift, but she couldn't bear to refuse everyone's wishes, so she had to agree.
She temporarily handed over the bank card that Hakata gave to Captain Ranto Shiro.
Then it's terrible.
Family after family, one after another, Taro Tachi couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded Ranto Shiro to stop, anyway, there are still many opportunities in the future, so he saved the god judge who was almost exhausted in the changing room come out.
Heigong Wuyue: I don't want to buy clothes in my life.
It took too long to buy clothes, and an afternoon passed in a blink of an eye, and there were too many clothes, four people couldn't carry them with eight hands (both chaos and god judges couldn't spare their hands), and it was inconvenient to continue to pick them up. Down trip.
Heigong Wuyue looked at the time and made a decision: "Let's stop here today, and I'll buy other things later. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry."
Atsushi Nakajima, he didn’t do anything other than carry shopping bags, and he didn’t use the shopping plan much, because in the later stage, Luanjiang just walked in when he saw a clothing store, his eyes lit up the whole time, and he didn’t stop at all. not come down.
Among all the people, the hardest one is only Miss May.
Itsuki Kuromiya is really tired. Trying on clothes is a physical job. In fact, she wanted to stop several times in the middle, but when Ranto Shiro handed over the new model with eyes full of anticipation, she couldn't say it... …
Hey, no matter how hard or tired the cub I raised, I still want to spoil it!
Pain and happiness, that's it.
On the way back, Kuromiya Wuyue remembered that he had missed the fried tofu that Honosuke asked for, so he had to ask Atsushi Nakajima to lead the way to buy it. If he didn't see fried tofu by then, the little fox who had been waiting for several days would definitely buy it. Crying and aggrieved.
After such a detour, dusk had already fallen by the time we returned to the office of the Armed Detective Agency.
Atsushi Nakajima accompanied them to the third floor, and put away the things in their hands together with the swordsmen. Later, seeing the black-haired girl seemed to be going upstairs, she hurriedly stopped her and said, "Miss May is going to pick up the fox. Help, I'll help you bring him down!"
Heigong Wuyue didn't have time to call him, and didn't even see the white-haired boy's back for a few seconds, and the other party disappeared in the blink of an eye.
...Actually, she wasn't so tired?
Speaking of which, how do you feel that Nakajima-kun's attitude towards her is a bit in the direction of the swordsmen?
Kuromiya Wuyue didn't wait too long, Atsushi Nakajima went up and came down again, this time followed by Foxnosuke and Izumi Kyoka.
Foxnosuke was carried down, his expression was glowing, and he knew that he had a good afternoon this afternoon.
"My lord!" He eagerly pointed his head towards the God interrogator, "Welcome back!"
Heigong Wuyue took him over from Quan Jinghua, and then thanked the little girl: "Thank you for taking care of him today, Quan."
Quan Jinghua said clearly, "Jinghua, just call me Jinghua."
Heigong Wuyue's tone softened: "Mirror Flower."
Quan Jinghua slightly raised the corners of her lips, and happily responded: "Yes."
The voice was soft and waxy, and Hei Gong Wuyue almost couldn't control her hand to touch it. It was because it was a bit hot today, and she wanted to touch people's heads every now and then.
In order to thank Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka for their hard work today, Kuromiya Wuyue picked out two dolls from the shopping bag and handed them over: "This is a gift."
There are five dolls in total. The appearance of the little white tiger looks a bit like the five little tigers before the depolarization of the five tigers. She happened to see them on the road and bought them. Originally, she planned to give them all to the five tigers. , but two were sent out today, and they had to be completed in another day before they could be sent.
Worried that the two would refuse, Hei Gong Wuyue directly stuffed them into their arms: "Take it as hard work."
This sentence has a joking tone.
Atsushi Nakajima was a little surprised when he heard this, but he didn't expect Miss May to make a joke.He felt a little embarrassed holding the doll, but finally accepted it: "Thank you, Miss May."
Quan Jinghua also thanked softly.
Sending off the two children from the detective agency, Kuromiya Wuyue finally breathed a sigh of relief. No matter how cute Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka are, she is still not her family. Slow down.
And the swords have already put all the trophies of today into the teleportation array.
Foxnosuke in his arms asked, "Master, can we go back?"
He can't wait to eat the second-ranked fried tofu!
Heigong Wuyue easily saw through the reason why the little guy was so eager, she poked his little nose: "Greedy."
Sooner or later, he will become a fat fox.
Rested in Honmaru for one night, and the next day, Kuromiya Itsuki took the swords and crossed the world again through the teleportation array.
Today's five lucky knives are: Yaken Toshiro, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, Yingwan, Xiaohuwan and Smiling Qingjiang.
The captain is Yaken Toshiro, this time without Fox's help.
There is a reason why Jishang is always the captain, probably because of the sequelae of playing too many games. Even if the swordsmen are now real people, Wuyue Heigong always feels that Jishang has a higher detection value, and it is comfortable for the captain .
The judge was very satisfied with the results of the lottery drawn by the swordsmen. The five people who came with them were very good and reliable. After all, she didn't come here today for fun, but to do serious business.
What I told Fukuzawa Yukichi yesterday was not nonsense, she did come here for the stability of time and space in this world.
At first, the government of Shizhi didn't notice the abnormal situation here, but in order to solve the matter of Atsushi Nakajima, they turned their attention and paid a little attention.
This attention revealed a big problem.
The core of the problem is not in this world, but in a parallel world derived from this world. Someone borrowed some kind of props and peeped into the future development of other worlds. Once or twice is not a problem, but that person... Too many times, [he] not only peeped, [he] also changed his own world crazily through the future he peeped into, which to a certain extent affected the stability of other worlds and world walls.
But even so, the government of Time can't interfere with [him], because it was discovered too late, which is a rare and huge mistake of the government.
——[He] obtained props to affect the future, which has become part of the history of that world.
If it intervenes, it will change history, which is no different from what the Time Traveling Army does. Of course, the Government of Time, whose purpose is to protect history, cannot do that.
Moreover, due to the other party's super high IQ and the props that can peep into other worlds, the government does not dare to approach [him] at will.
Think about it, if you only saw a part of the parallel world, you would do drastic surgery on your own world. If you knew that the Government of Time could travel through time and space... then it would be fine, I'm afraid it would change all the other worlds.
So what to do?
When the high-level government held an emergency meeting that lasted several hours, the final result of the discussion was to help [him] clean up the mess.
Now that you can't stop, then do as you please, you can do it in your own world, as long as you don't poke the world wall of your own world, you can do whatever you want in the future, and you have the right to be the owner of that world. free development.
As for the other worlds that have been affected, the government can only arrange for the god-judgment to be stationed in the past, and send out several Quandao Zhangbenwan god-judgments at once. Only the god judges have the spiritual power to stabilize the world wall.
Kuromiya Wuyue, who was sent by the government to clean up the mess, had just opened the door on the third floor, and heard Osamu Dazai's voice before he could go out.
"Good morning, miss~"
The black-haired young man was leaning against the wall, waving his hand to greet her.
Seeing Osamu Dazai, Kuromiya Wuyue couldn't help being silent in her heart.
Although I promised the topic of "Welcome to come and play", isn't this too positive?
Heigong Wuyue didn't smile either skinny or fleshy: "Good morning, Dazai-kun."
Then asked: "Should it be the working hours of the detective agency?"
so what are you doing here?What about the early morning gatekeeper?
...An illusion, Miss May seems to be a little bit more aggressive today.
Osamu Dazai walked over, glanced at the five newcomers behind the girl, and said with a smile, "Because if I don't come to see Miss May, I won't have the motivation to work at all~"
Rantoshiro reminded the swordsmen: "..."
A man who pesters the lord endlessly.
That's the guy right.
Heigong Wuyue, who was anxious to go to work: "..."
Anyway, it's kind of annoying.
If Kuromiya Mayzuki’s impression of Osamu Dazai was still at the passer-by stage of “difficult but acceptable” yesterday, then today it has probably become “too difficult to deal with, and I want swords to beat him” “Kunikida” stand-alone stage".
The reason for such a huge leap forward is that this morning, Fox Nosuke conveyed the news of the Government of Time, which is the culprit of the bug incident that I asked there to investigate last time.
— Osamu Dazai.
It's actually quite obvious.
Time, ability, motivation, Osamu Dazai all meet the conditions, and there will be no second suspect besides him.
Kuromiya Wuyue did doubt Dazai Osamu. After all, the other party is someone who can secretly open the door and come in. It should be easy to put a few bugs, but at that time she didn't fully understand Dazai Osamu, and she didn't think the other party was as dark as he thought. mud.Thinking that since he is a member of the Armed Detective Agency, he shouldn't do such a thing...
But it turns out that this guy is really a swamp in the black mud, a mudslide in the detective agency.
Heigong Wuyue is really a little angry. Anyone who is targeted by a "bug" will be angry, and this person always pretends to dance in front of her. He really treats her like a rabbit Yet?
The rabbit is in a hurry and even bites!
So before coming, Kuromiya Wuyue prepared a small "gift" for Osamu Dazai.
She was going to wait until the work was done, and if she had spare time, she would go to Osamu Dazai to "give a gift", but now this guy came to the door personally, which saved her from wasting time looking for someone.
The judge tilted his head and called back: "Little fox, give that to me."
Among the five-strike swords, only Xiaohumaru's sleeves are big enough to hold things.
The white-haired sword came out in response, and handed a small box to the girl: "My lord."
Osamu Dazai became interested, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and took advantage of the situation to observe the new Token Fusangshin.
The hairstyle is like fox ears, and the eyes are the color of blood, but it does not add bloodthirsty feeling at all. When talking, there are four pointed fangs in the mouth. The overall shape is like a fox in human form. demon.
Since confirming the existence of Touken Fusangshen, Osamu Dazai has read almost all the information about famous swords and swords all night long, so when he heard the name "Little Fox" and saw the appearance of this "Little Fox", , he automatically screened out the qualified swords in his mind.
Little Fox Ball.
In terms of appearance, it is indeed very suitable for the name "Little Fox Pill".
[It is said that the famous sword cast under the protection of Inari Myojin, even whether it really exists has yet to be verified. 】[2]
Can all such swords be driven?Miss May is really amazing.
"Dazai-kun." The girl's voice broke the young man's gaze, and said in a cold tone, "Can you stop looking at Xiaohu with such eyes? I will misunderstand."
This sentence is somewhat similar.
The moment he had this idea, Osamu Dazai had already remembered "deja vu".
——What is Miss May thinking?If you keep looking at me like this, it will cause me to misunderstand~
Ah, that's what he said.
Retaliating at him with what he said... This should be angry, right?
It seems that it is not an illusion, the other party is indeed in a bad mood today.
However, this angry way is a little unexpectedly cute.
After thinking this way, Osamu Dazai obediently withdrew his gaze, turned to the girl and said, "Miss May, don't worry, I'm not interested in men!"
After a pause, he said pointedly: "I'm not interested in people outside."
Kuromiya Wuyue, who had already learned the essence of Osamu Dazai's black mud, was unmoved, and she replied casually: "That's good."
You must know that what the government conveyed to her was not only the news that "Osamu Dazai is the culprit", but also reminded her of the possibility that "the identity of the interrogator may have been exposed".
Not only that!
The Government of Time, who is caring, responsible and caring for the judges, also revealed to her all the immoral things Dazai Osamu did before.
Including but not limited to, two, three, four, five, six things about the mafia.
After Kuromiya Wuyue heard this, her first reaction was to hand over the bastard Osamu Dazai to the country.
However, the government also said that Osamu Dazai is too difficult to deal with. It is expected that he will see through his identity as a god judge. up.
With the backing of the Government of Time, the Heigong Wuyue was immediately stable, so of course he wouldn't show any frightened expressions at this moment, it could be said to be as stable as Mount Tai.
This feeling of, I know you know part of who I am, but you don't know that I already know all your black history, is kind of exciting.
Heigong Wuyue showed no color on his face, walked up to the black-haired young man in a few steps, spread his palms, and sent the small box in the palm of his hand.
Dazai Osamu showed a surprised expression cooperatively: "Hey~ Did you give it to me?"
Heigong Wuyue nodded: "Yes."
This is a "gift" that she has carefully selected and hesitated for a long time.
Osamu Dazai took it, played with it in his hand, and asked as if he suddenly realized: "This shape, it can't be a ring or something?"
Black Palace Wuyue: "?"
Wake up, stop dreaming in broad daylight
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