My Honmaru is alive

Finally, under the dangerous situation of almost tearing down the bamboo wall in the middle of the men's and women's baths, the inexplicable chaos finally came to a halt.

Everyone had a great time, except for Kunikida Doppo who ended with a haggard face as if he had experienced many hardships and lost 20 years of life in half an hour.

The only "reason" of the detective agency, whether it is in normal times or just now... is really too hard, Kunikida-kun.

Heigong Wuyue gave the other party deep sympathy.

After soaking in the hot spring, it’s time for dinner. The food and boxes are all booked early, and they just need to wait for the waitress to deliver the food.

Edogawa sat cross-legged in random steps. He had no interest in the gradually increasing dishes on the table, and he performed the whole scene of "only eating snacks and refusing dinner", "I can't have tooth decay in May", "this I'm tired of the taste, let me try another one."

And Wuyue Heigong, who already had the idea of ​​bribery, even said "Mr. Ranpo can eat whatever he wants", "Mr. Ranpo's body will never have any problems with me", "This is a product developed by Xiaodou. New taste, Mr. Ranpo, please have a taste" to the extreme.

spoil.

So doting.

Although Mr. Ranpo is the favorite of the detective agency, even Doppo Kunikida, who claims that he will never refuse any request from Mr. Ranpo, thinks he can't do this.

——You must know that the daily sweet intake standard of a famous detective is supervised by the president himself!

Atsushi Nakajima was stunned for a long time, and then weakly reminded something that everyone seemed to have forgotten: "That...isn't Mr. Ranpo still losing weight?"

Edogawa's movement of stuffing dessert into his mouth froze suddenly.

The scene suddenly became quiet.

May can eliminate the sequelae of excessive sweetness, but it cannot eliminate the flesh that grows due to frequent intake of too many high-calorie foods.

It’s no joke to gain five catties in a month—it’s close to ten catties now—Osamu Dazai is left alone, and he can eat and drink as usual, but Edogawa Ranpo is different, he has a guardian.

A week ago, Fukuzawa Yukichi carried the Ranbu Maomao, whose weight had increased a lot, onto the weighing scale, and then said seriously: "Ranbu, you need to exercise."

This is not a random verbal suggestion. Fukuzawa Yukichi has always followed his word, and it is the same when it comes to raising cubs. On the same day, he made a weight loss plan of "persisting even if he walks randomly", and the plan was handed over to the country. Kida is alone, and is supervised by all members of the detective agency.

"In this regard, we must not condone chaos." That's what the president said.

However, everyone was having so much fun today that they all forgot about this incident just now, and watched helplessly as the famous detective consumed an incalculable amount of calories in half an hour.

Very well, all the morning and night runs this week were for nothing.

Ranbu Maomao fell into unprecedented panic. He opened his eyes wide and looked at the half of the snack in his hand, struggling between eating and not eating.

As the saying goes, every detective has a "criminal talent" that surpasses ordinary people! (No)

A few seconds later, a detective decided to make everyone present his accomplices.

"None of you stopped me." Edogawa slapped the table plausibly, "If you don't stop me, you are conniving, if the president finds out—"

"Kunikida!" He pointed at the person named, "He will definitely be disappointed in you! You are the highest person in charge of the weight loss plan other than the president!"

Kunikida Doppo's expression suddenly became stiff.

"Dun, Jinghua!" The detective swipe two squares to the right with his fingertips, "You just ate the little cake I gave you!"

The number of stiffs increased by two.

"With Yosano!"

She and Yosano Akiko made a zipper movement around her mouth.

Edogawa Ranpo continued to move to the right in satisfaction, and got the Tanizaki brothers and sisters who knew they were invincible, so they voluntarily surrendered.

Then to Kenji Miyazawa who has been eating.

Hyun-ji has no idea what's going on, safe, skip!

At last……

Osamu Dazai rested his chin on one hand, tilted his head with a smile and looked at Edogawa Ranpo who was standing up full of momentum: "Mr. Ranpo, I don't have anything in your hands, how can you convince me? "

Edogawa Luanbu snorted and turned his head confidently: "Mayue!"

Heigong Wuyue reacted very quickly, unprincipled and resolutely became the accomplice of Ranbu Maomao: "Please, Dazai-kun."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Is this the terrible advantage of being favored to the top?

"This is really too much foreign aid..." Osamu Dazai chuckled helplessly, and he waved his hands casually in the air twice, "Yes~ yes~ I'll just listen to Miss May here, but I will make up for it afterwards! "

So everyone should continue to eat and drink, pretending that nothing happened before.

Although he managed to unify everyone's caliber, Edogawa Ranpo didn't dare to speak anymore. The language can be controlled, but the weight cannot be controlled!If he goes back and is mentioned for a title again, wouldn't it be revealed every minute? !

"Mayue, do you really not have the ability to lose weight all at once?" Edogawa Ranpo poked the snack in front of him unwillingly.

I really can't do this.

Heigong Wuyue thought in his heart, still comforting: "I can't do it all at once, but I have a nutritional package here that helps to lose weight. It is very effective and tastes good. If you need Mr. Ranpo, I will wait for you." I can send you a copy later."

It is true that it works, after all, she has practiced it herself.

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes lit up, and his IQ dropped instantly: "Can you lose weight if you eat it!"

Black Palace Wuyue: "...No, it still needs to be combined with exercise, and you can't eat other snacks."

"Hey - why is this!"

Edogawa lay down on the back decadently, losing all hope.

Losing weight is a pain that even a famous detective can't escape.

After eating and drinking enough, he and Xie Ye proposed to play games to pass the time. There were already a lot of chess and card games in the private room for the entertainment of the guests. They were all taken out, and everyone began to pick and choose.

Edogawa Ranpo is not very interested in this kind of games that can crush everyone without thinking, but after Atsushi Nakajima said inadvertently, "Sure enough, Mr. Ranpo's opponent is only Mr. Dazai", the scene changed inexplicably. It became a one-on-one high-level mind-reading game between Ranpo and Dazai.

The bet is whether or not to sleep with a small light on tonight.

(Ranbu needs to keep a light on to sleep, but Dazai claims that he can’t sleep if it’s not completely dark.)

Everyone: I don’t understand it, but it feels amazing!

The two sides confronted each other in the box, and other people also participated in the onlookers with great interest. Although the scene was so quiet that only two people were talking, it was actually very lively.

Kuromiya Itsuki patted [Dazai Osamu] on the shoulder, and pointed outside.

Kyoko and Touken who were about to follow were stopped with their eyes, and the two quietly left the box together.

"What can I do?" [Osamu Dazai] asked.

"It's nothing, I just want to go for a walk with someone to digest food." Heigong Wuyue said as she walked, she glanced at him sideways, "You can go back if you don't want to."

This is of course an excuse, she just wants to bring the other party out of the environment that is "out of place for [Dazai Osamu]".

[Osamu Dazai] recognized the hidden meaning in the words, he smiled happily, increased his pace to reach the girl's shoulders, and replied: "I am willing."

"...This misleading way of speaking is prohibited."

"So—well, I'm honored?"

Obedient like a docile cat.

Until now, Heigong Wuyue couldn't get used to the other party's weird connivance.

Thinking about it now, at that time [Osamu Dazai] said that he "wanted to come", but judging by his reaction today, he was not very interested in hot spring hotels at all, and he turned a blind eye to his other self. (The same goes for Buteizai)

Because I saw that she wanted to come, I said that on purpose.

Kuromiya Wuyue knew that the memory between herself and Osamu Dazai was nothing special. Although the other party showed that she liked her, but the boundaries were clear and there was no tendency to cross the boundaries.

Then [Osamu Dazai] who has the same memory is even more unlikely to cross the border. This person just jumped over the Hong Kong and Hei Building a few days ago, so he would have no idea of ​​love.

Kuromiya Wuyue quickly recalled the information about Oda Sakunosuke sent by the government.

He used to be a killer, but later he gave up killing and became a member of another world's armed detective agency. The family adopted more than a dozen children.

In this world, he died in the MIMIC invasion of Yokohama, which is also the real reason why Osamu Dazai defected to Hong Kong.

No matter which world, this man has a great influence on Osamu Dazai.

And I don’t know if it’s because of too much bad luck, Oda Sakunosuke seems to be imprinted with the debuff of "destined to die". Except for being alive in the world of [Dazai Osamu], all other parallel worlds end in death .

It’s no wonder [Osamu Dazai] fell into such a frenzy, spending four years on the layout, in order to protect the last living Oda Sakunosuke, and even tolerate the friends in memory becoming strangers in reality.

At that time, [Osamu Dazai] lived for Sakunosuke Oda.

What about now?

Looking at the black-haired young man with a smile on the corner of his mouth, Kuromiya Wuyue suddenly understood his position in [Dazai Osamu]'s heart.

In this world without Oda Sakunosuke, in the reality of completely losing Oda Sakunosuke's friendship, after experiencing an unsuccessful "death", he grasped the line closest to him in confusion.

Think about it, how long has she known Osamu Dazai?I am afraid that all the memories added up are not as much as Oda Sakunosuke.

So actually [Osamu Dazai] didn't have that deep feeling for her at all, he just indulged himself to expand that emotion, like a false support, which can sustain him to live for a while longer, to reach a deal with the Government of Time that moment.

Kuromiya Wuyue has no doubt that after that, [Dazai Osamu] will take the initiative to let go, and once again pursue that eternal sleep.

"Dazai, do you like me?"

she stopped and asked suddenly.

Hearing this question, [Osamu Dazai] was surprised for a moment, then as if realizing something, the slightly trembling corners of his lips broke the usual peaceful appearance.

—Oops, found out.

"I've always liked May."

He looked over with a calm but imploring gaze, and asked almost cautiously, "Can't you like it?"

——Excuse me, please lend him that thread for a while, and he promises to return it soon.

The air fell silent.

Itsuki Kuromiya looked at [Osamu Dazai] silently for a while, she sighed, stepped forward slightly, and under the light of the corridor, she easily found the bandage knot hidden in her hair, and then pulled it away .

"I don't like bandages," she said.