My Honmaru is alive

"Wait, wait?! Luan is a man?"

"Eh—!? Is Ran-san a boy?!"

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Doppo Kunikida and Junichiro Tanizaki, who also didn't know the truth, changed their faces in panic at this moment.

Miyazawa Kenji tilted his head blankly: "Huh? Why are you surprised?"

"Is there even a need to ask?! It's better to say - Mr. Ranpo and that idiot!" Kunikida Doppo pointed at Osamu Dazai, who was covering his face and grinning, and said angrily, "Why do you act like you know the truth, Kenji?" !!"

Miyazawa Kenji poked his finger on the cheek, and was surprised that Kunikida Doppo asked this question. He said naturally, "But women and men are still easy to distinguish, right?"

As soon as the words fell, one petrified figure instantly added to the scene.

Kunikida Doppo was shocked and split in place.

How can it be……?He can't even compare with Kenji!

Background · Dazai Osamu danced and shouted with a distorted tone: "Hey~~ It's obvious that Kunikida-kun was rude and even misidentified Ran-chan's gender, but I saw it from the beginning!"

Junichiro Tanizaki said in a bewildered manner: "...Speaking of, it seems that Miss May's subordinates are indeed men..."

This is the reason, but the chaotic disguise is too scary!

Appearance, words and deeds.

No sign of a boy at all!Most people don't think about that area at all!

Kunikida Doppo stood stiffly on the shore, and after a few seconds, he immediately bowed deeply to Ranto Shiro in the hot spring, and solemnly apologized: "I'm sorry, Ranto, I always treated you like a girl before! This is really rude! "

Under such an atmosphere, Tanizaki Junichiro and Nakajima Atsushi immediately followed suit and bowed.

"Sorry!" X2

Ranto Shiro was not angry at all, he waved his hands lightly, and smiled sweetly: "It's okay, because many people will be very concerned about my skirt~"

Kunikida Doppo, Tanizaki Junichiro, Nakajima Atsushi: "..."

This line is so bad!

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Although I had already expected this scene just now, isn't it too stupid?!" Edogawa ranpo laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and slapped Yamabagiri Kunihiro's back wildly beside him, " Well done, successfully entertaining the real detective, hahahaha!"

Kunihiro Yamababa hesitated and said, "That..."

Can we stop shooting?

Opposite the bamboo wall.

Yosano Akiko, who heard the conversation, laughed unceremoniously: "Hahaha! Kunikida, are you idiots?"

Kunikida Doppo's temples jumped to a crossroads: "You are the ones, since you know, tell me earlier!"

Shout out to Yosano Akiko: "Ranpo didn't let us talk about it!"

Edogawa ran up his hands to wipe away the tears from his laughter, flipped the pot over, and accused him confidently: "You can't even see it to this extent, do you still have the face to say that you are a member of the Armed Detective Agency?" ?”

Osamu Dazai, who was thumping in the water, happily made up his sword: "That's right! Kunikida-kun is completely disqualified as a detective!"

Being denied by the only famous detective in the detective agency, or the senior whom he has always respected, Kunikida is alone, deeply hit, unable to recover for the time being.

However, everyone in the hot spring started to play happily without any guilt.

Osamu Dazai: "Guru Gulu——"

Next to Foxnosuke: "Gulu Gulu——"

Edogawa Ranpo: "Ha, watch my water gun attack!"

Ranto Shiro: "Wow, what is this, it seems very interesting!"

Edogawa Ranpo: "Hmph, this is really fun!"

The two like-minded people quickly got together.

"Like this...pour water into it, and...boom! It becomes a water gun hahaha!"

Edogawa Luanpo pinched the duck's bill in one direction, and the water jet hit someone's head in a straight line with a "swish".

He akimbo laughed: "Look! Isn't it fun!"

Ranto Shiro did not respond immediately, he looked awkwardly at [Osamu Dazai] who subconsciously turned his head to look over because of being shot in the head by hot spring water.

"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Xiu..."

"Xiu" is a code name obtained from [Dazai Osamu] by the god judge before coming to the hot spring hotel. After all, although there is a disguise of ambiguous cognition on his body, if he uses the real name "Dazai" straightforwardly, it will be easy to touch. Meeting the subconsciousness of the members of the detective agency, comparing [Osamu Dazai] and Osamu Dazai together may eventually cause the formation to fail.

For some reason, after Ranto Shiro finished his apology, the atmosphere fell into a brief silence as if suspended.

Edogawa opened his eyes randomly, and looked at the black-haired youth calmly.

He was a little surprised.

As a detective, wherever Edogawa Ranpo goes, even if he does not have the will, he will unconsciously observe everyone and the environment in his field of vision when he acts.

But this person was so close, but he didn't notice it at all.

Is it May's new subordinate?No, this person doesn't know swordsmanship, and his strength is mediocre.

And Luan's attitude towards him is very strange, he attaches great importance to him, but has no respect, so he should be a member of that organization just like May.

The brain gave such a judgment, but Edogawa Ranpo wanted to veto his reasoning for the first time.

wrong.

Something is not quite right.

His mind was running fast, refreshing countless information, but in reality only two seconds passed.

"It's okay." The black-haired young man's voice broke the frozen atmosphere, and then he walked slowly from the water to the shore under the eyes of everyone.

"I'll go out first, it's nearby."

While wiping his body and dressing, he said the inexplicable words "I don't know who he is talking to".

After the strange young man left, the air flowed again.

Edogawa Ranpo narrowed his eyes.

It turned out to be the case.

Atsushi Nakajima breathed again as if reborn after a catastrophe: "...Wow, the pressure is so great."

He asked Qing Jiang, who was the closest smiling face: "Mr. Qing Jiang, who was that just now? Is he also Miss Wu Yue's subordinate? I haven't seen it before."

"It's not our companion." Smiling Qingjiang said briefly, "It's my lord's guest."

As if thinking of something, he added with a smile: "Actually, he is not an important person, so there is no need to make a good relationship with him, as long as he is guaranteed not to die."

Atsushi Nakajima, who had the instinct of a beast, shivered all over, and a chill came from his back.

An introduction with a lot of resentment!It's kind of scary...

Using Yamabuchi Kunihiro's body as a cover, Edogawa aimed the duck's mouth at Atsushi Nakajima at Ranbu, and said loudly: "——There is a flaw!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was caught off guard by the water all over his face, said, "Wow!!"

Edogawa shook his head triumphantly, "Too weak! Too weak, Atsushi!"

Atsushi Nakajima scratched his wet hair: "I'm sorry... Mr. Ranpo."

Yamabashi Kirihiro: "..."

Don't play around him.

The revived Kunikida Doppo is explaining: "Listen everyone, there are steps to soaking in hot springs, otherwise it will bring bad health... Are you listening?!"

Wuji Zhenzong joined in: "Yes! Someone is listening here~"

Edogawa Ranpo who was "squeaking" everywhere: "Haha, there is no opponent who can resist!"

Next to him, Shuzhuwan Hengci was not affected by any environmental atmosphere, quietly soaked in the spring water with his eyes closed, surrounded by piles of little yellow ducks around his body.

Kunikida Doppo wanted to stop it with a headache: "Mr. Ranpo! You can't play with hot spring water like this!"

"It's so noisy! The men on the opposite side!" Yosano Akiko roared dissatisfied.

Tanizaki Naomi: "Big Brother~ I'm here, do you hear my voice? Come on, if you're back to back, we'll be in the hot springs together!"

Tanizaki Junichiro blushed: "Eh——?!"

Miyazawa Kenji: "It's a fox!"

Foxnosuke: "Wait, wait, don't pull me by the tail! My lord, help me!"

As soon as the two parties interacted, the scene suddenly became chaotic. There was even a scene where Edogawa Ranpo tried to share the little yellow duck, and Miyazawa Kenji threw the little yellow duck to the opposite side with his supernatural power.

Tanizaki Naomi: "Eh? What flew over?"

Xingzi: "You guys, don't throw things here! What if you hurt the Lord!"

"May! Master Ranpo lent you this to play with. Don't lose it. You will have to give it back to me later!" Come eat with me!"

Behind the bamboo wall, a familiar and gentle girl's voice came over.

"Okay, don't worry, I took Mr. Ranpo's copy with me."

Edogawa Ranpo nodded in satisfaction: "Hmph! This is more or less the same!"

Atsushi Nakajima also held a little yellow duck shared by Mr. Ranpo. He pinched the little yellow duck's belly, and the little guy made a cute sound of "woo chirp, whine chirp".

It's great, let's enjoy the hot spring together...

Atsushi Nakajima thought so, then turned his head, and saw Dazai Osamu who walked out of the hot spring alone and began to wipe his body.

"Mr. Dazai?"

"I'll go out for a while." Osamu Dazai put his index finger in front of his lips and blinked, "I'll be back in a while."

A corridor outside the spa.

"Hmm...how should I call you?" Dazai Osamu stepped out of the shadow of the blind corner of the light, "Xiu...?"

He raised his head and raised his lips: "Or Dazai?"

[Osamu Dazai] also curled up the corner of his mouth in a perfunctory way: "If the object is 'me', no matter how you call it, I feel disgusting."

"Ha, what a coincidence, I feel the same way." Osamu Dazai replied in a tone that could not hear the emotional fluctuations.

The two sides looked at each other for a while.

They know themselves best, no matter how perfect the disguise is, they can see through each other's eyes the boredom that goes deep into the bone marrow and cannot be erased.

[Dazai Osamu] showed a regretful expression.

He shouldn't ask the other party out to meet, he hates this person even more than he imagined.

Osamu Dazai also leaned against the wall in distaste, resolutely keeping the farthest distance from himself opposite him. He changed his face and murmured: "It's really scary, it's even scarier than seeing it..."

May's formation is very perfect, and it will not be affected by [Disqualification in the World]. Therefore, at the very beginning, Osamu Dazai really did not notice the abnormality of [Osamu Dazai], and only regarded the other party as being brought by May. A member of the different world organization who played together.

It wasn't until he noticed Mr. Ranpo's strange reaction and the guy's obvious hint that he guessed this possibility after a series of inferences.

Self in another world.

Ah, that's too bad.

He began to regret running out to meet this guy, and he should have kept him waiting outside if he knew earlier.

What a nuisance, this man.

Just when the two people looked at each other with disgust, the sudden sound of clogs approached.

The two looked sideways at the corner at the same time.

The girl wearing the hotel's uniform yukata and her black hair came out slowly. Her eyes rested on the faces of the two young men who looked exactly the same, and then she sighed.

"What are you doing here?"

Black Palace Wuyue looked at [Osamu Dazai] who had a bandage on his left eye, and said helplessly, "Do you still remember the promise you made with me? Dazai."

[Osamu Dazai] softened his voice: "Mayue, I didn't make trouble, we just had a friendly exchange."

He meaningfully asked another self, and asked with emphasis: "Right, Dazai-kun?"

Osamu Dazai did not answer, but complained to the girl with his eyes wide open in disbelief: "Partial! Miss May, you are too partial! You are obviously the same person, why are you treated differently in terms of address!"

Black Palace Wuyue who was accused: "..."

So what's the matter with you Dazai? !Can you focus on what you're talking about? !