[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Joanna had already made her way to the back of the second row of shelves, admiring a light drinking glass with cats painted on it.

Steve watched the shopping guide quietly, and even began to secretly observe the environment in the mall.The behavior of the shopping guide pulling him just now was really suspicious, and Steve couldn't ignore it in a big way.But he couldn't figure out the situation, and didn't know if there was an ambush in the mall, so he didn't dare to call back Joanna who had already run away from him.

"Sir, don't blame me for being troublesome." The shopping guide had an expression of "Young man, my words are harsh", "You can't do this."

Steve was a little confused.

What doesn't work?Isn't it an ambush?

He looked around unconsciously.

The shopping guide tugged at his arm again: "It's not a good habit to sleep in separate rooms."

"what?"

"You and your wife." The shopping guide pouted at Joanna, who was holding a small teacup with a bright smile on her face, "Let me tell you, I have a friend who is just like you. What can I say to ensure that both husband and wife sleep quality, so sleep in separate beds. Guess what? Leave! Don’t underestimate sleeping in separate beds. This person doesn’t sleep next to him, can he not think about it? Besides. The quality of our products here is really good .You guys tried it just now, the mattress is not bad! How can it be that the quality of the bed is not good? Sir, let me tell you, don’t be reluctant to spend money. You must hug your wife! "

"Uh...you misunderstood, we..."

"Steve!" Joanna poked her head out from between the shelves. "Come and see this! A bowl shaped like a cat's claw! So cute!"

Before Steve could speak, the shopping guide on the side hurried forward: "You really have a good eye! This is the latest model, and many women like it very much. It also has a matching dog head bowl, which is also very cute! What is the decoration style of your home? If If it is a small American style, you can consider adding a set. Imagine waking up in the morning and eating cereal in such a cute small bowl, even getting up early becomes a pleasure.”

Joanna put the bowl back on the shelf: "Oh, that can't be. Waking up early is always bad. Pleasure can't be pleasurable. Never."

The shopping guide's wave of sales failed, but she did not give up and recommended other products instead.

Although Joanna likes beautiful and cute things, her consumption is still very rational.After all, in her opinion, the dollar is the cutest thing.So the shopping guide recommended a lot, but she didn't choose any of them.Instead, he looked back at Steve: "What else do you want to buy?"

Steve looked at the list: "It's basically complete, and the rest are some electrical appliances."

Joanna nodded and began to share the experience of those who have been here: "There is really no need for a TV. There is a mobile phone for watching news, and a projector for watching movies. It is small and convenient, and cost-effective. There is a public washing machine, and there is no need to install one at home. The induction cooker is useful. It’s not big, and it’s not used frequently, but you should buy a microwave.”

Steve listened and made adjustments by writing notes on the checklist with his pen.

Joanna sat casually on a sofa, with her feet crossed, leaning on the back comfortably, recalling what experiences she could share with Steve, while Steve sat next to Joanna's lap with a checklist, thinking about it. Study the shopping list carefully.

From a distance, it looks like a savage goddess giving instructions to her suitors.

Joanna talked a lot, and then realized that she had nothing to teach Steve, so she sat up and leaned her head: "Let me see what else is left."

Joanna's sudden approach startled Steve.But he didn't move, just felt the soft top of Joanna's hair brush against his cheek.Her hair still smelled of sunshine, which easily brought back Steve's memory of exiting the subway station.

Joanna didn't notice Steve's distraction, she carefully read the adjusted list, and then stood up: "Okay, we can go to the next stop."

Steve responded and stood up.

Joanna held her mobile phone in her hand, walked to the door and checked Twitter while waiting for Steve.Steve took the list and went to the cash register to check the bill with the salesperson.

Finally, it was the shopping guide lady who opened the store. She stood beside Steve and watched her colleague pay the bill: "Sir, it's too late for you to regret it now."

Steve:? ? ? ? ?

"Your wife is already upset, and I really suggest you change that single bed for a double."

Steve sighed: "No, thank you for your kindness."

The shopping guide looked at her colleague pressing the calculator, but she still didn't give up: "It's just a matter of spending some money, it's better than being angry with my wife. 80.00% of the families are broken up because of inconsistent consumption concepts. For this A little money is really worthless.”

It's not about the money at all, Steve thought to himself!The woman who was misunderstood as his wife was actually a lesbian!No, no, the point of the matter is that they are not a couple at all!

Joanna, who swiped through Twitter for a while, looked up and saw that the shopping guide was still trying to persuade Steve to buy something, and she was immediately upset.Steve has never rejected people, especially this kind of people who have no regard for people's feelings.Joanna put away her phone and returned to Steve's side.

"Is there any problem?" Joanna's eyes wandered between the shopping guide and Steve.

Faced with Joanna's question, Steve couldn't speak. "She misunderstood that we were husband and wife", Steve was really embarrassed to say.He moved his lips, and finally stood there silently looking at Joanna.

The shopping guide on the side completely misunderstood Steve's silence at the moment.In her view, this is the survival instinct of a man when he realizes that his wife is angry.So, in line with the professional ethics of "the customer's family happiness is his own happiness", the shopping guide smiled at Joanna: "It's nothing, I'm just suggesting that this gentleman reconsider."

"What are you thinking about?" Joanna really didn't like this kind of chattering shopping guide.

"You know, about the double bed. Sleeping in separate beds does have a bad effect on the relationship between husband and wife. Besides, you have tried it. Our mattress is really good."

Although he didn't say it by himself, but now he and Joanna heard how others misunderstood their relationship again, and this experience still made Steve want to escape a little.He half lowered his head and looked at Joanna: "Joanna..."

Joanna raised her hand and made a "stop" gesture.But he didn't take his eyes off the shopping guide: "I can understand that. In order to promote the harmony between our husband and wife, you decided to recommend us a double bed whose price has almost doubled?"

"Ma'am, the price is linked to the workmanship. In fact, the double bed is not much more expensive than the single bed you are ordering now."

"No, no, no." Joanna interrupted the shopping guide, "You may not be very good at economics. The price is not determined by the labor force, but the value is determined by the labor force. The price is determined by the market demand. So Let me tell you, we only need a single bed now, not a double bed. You never thought that this cute little couple in front of you..."

——Not a couple at all!

Steve thought silently following Joanna's words.

"There is already a double bed at home."

Steve:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Joanna didn't even look at Steve, and continued: "If you really succeed in persuasion, what we have to do now is not to buy a double bed, but to return this unnecessary single bed. understand?"

The shopping guide stared at Joanna's face for a while, and suddenly laughed: "Of course. But you need single beds! Scientific research shows that sleeping in separate beds is very helpful for improving rest efficiency. I used to have a couple friends , They didn't sleep in separate beds, guess what? The wife couldn't stand her husband snoring at night, so she finally left! What a tragedy you said."

Steve:? ? ? ? ?That's not the story you started telling!

Joanna shrugged, and turned her head to look at the cashier who handed out the bill: "Have you settled it?"

"Forget it. Do you need to deliver it to your door?"

Joanna looked back at Steve. Steve stepped forward, picked up a pen and paper and left his address, then swiped his card to check out, and finally left the mall amidst the sound of "Thank you for coming" from the shop assistants.

After leaving the mall, Steve couldn't help but let out a long breath.Joanna, who was watching from the side, found it funny: "Is it so exaggerated?"

"It's almost the same as on the battlefield." Steve showed a helpless expression, the current shopping guide is too scary.

Joanna shrugged: "It's not bad. Compared with the group of reporters who trouble SHIELD every day, she is already easy to deal with."

The two stood on the street, jokingly chatting about the customs of Washington.The sun was shining brightly, and it made people feel warm when it shone on the body. Joanna started to feel a little hot after taking a few steps.His cheeks were slightly flushed, and beads of sweat began to appear on his forehead.

Steve saw a soda shop across the street and asked Joanna to wait for him in the shade.He just asked Joanna to wait there, and didn't say what he was going to do.When Joanna saw him crossing the road and entering the cold drink shop, she couldn't stop him from pushing open the glass door of the shop.

Ten minutes later, Steve crossed the street again and returned to Joanna with two Frappuccinos in hand.

Joanna smiled and took the cold drink from Steve, but she didn't seem particularly happy.After reluctantly taking a sip, she held the Frappuccino in her hand without moving again.

Under the action of the hand temperature, a layer of cold water drops quickly appeared on the wall of the cup.The water droplets slowly slid down the cup, and finally dripped down Joanna's wrist to the ground.

After the two walked down the street talking and laughing, Steve finally couldn't bear it anymore.He asked a little apologetically, "Don't like this flavor? Sorry, I should ask your preference in advance."

Joanna was still immersed in the last topic, and when Steve interrupted her, she froze for a moment, and then remembered that she still had a Frappuccino in her hand.Joanna quickly said, "No, this tastes pretty good."

After that, Joanna picked up the cup and put the straw into her mouth.

But such a simple action failed.

Steve held Joanna's wrist and said with a bit of self-reproach: "You don't have to force it."

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Cat paws with dog heads!

suitable!