[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Did Joanna really understand what Coulson meant?

No, it never occurred to her to find out what Coulson meant!

Put your own safety first!

This is the life principle that Joanna believes in.

Thanks to Rumlow's cooperation, Joanna's public relations plan was quickly on track.The major media found that the official Twitter account of S.H.I.E.L.D. changed its face overnight, from the previous arrogance and "no comment for the time being" to relaxed and cheerful and "Dear, you can be dumb if you can't speak".The major media speculated whether the account of S.H.I.E.L.D. had been stolen, and some media had even foreseen the scene where S.H.I.E.L.D. officials would stand up and say, "The account management is not good, and we are already dealing with it as soon as possible."They even wrote the manuscript and waited for SHIELD to hold a press conference or post a clarification video on the Internet.Even Clark, who had heard Joanna's name detoured some time ago, couldn't help contacting Joanna to ask what was going on with her official account.

Joanna was propping her chin up, thinking about jokes in front of the computer, and when she saw Clark's news, she couldn't help but hook her lips.

Joanna: Coach, are you ready?Decided to accept me as a student?

Clark: ...I'm talking about work.

Joanna: I'm talking about learning.

Clark: Seriously, has your account been hacked?Can someone break through S.H.I.E.L.D.'s defenses?

Joanna: First, S.H.I.E.L.D. is not responsible for the network defense system of the Twitter account, so there is no such thing as "someone broke the defense system of S.H.I.E.L.D.".Second, you really don't think about me?

Clark: As I said, I'm not suitable to be your teacher.You mean, this is just a simple account stolen?Or are you in charge of all this?

Joanna: It's a coach, not a teacher!There is a difference here!Coaches can't give homework!How about this, you are my coach, I have big news for you today!How about it?

Clark: Joanna, I really don't fit.

John walked to Joanna's desk worriedly and asked, "Have you seen the reaction on the Internet? I think it's not the same as the situation you described to us at the beginning. Do you need a press conference to clarify? We're going to There is still time to stop. To be honest, this style is too un-SHIELD. There will be problems."

"What kind of press conference?" Joanna raised her eyes and asked indifferently.

"About the Twitter account. Why don't you hold a press conference?"

Joanna gritted her teeth and thought for a while: "Go."

"Then I'll prepare right away. Think about how to smooth things over."

"Wait a minute." Joanna stopped John. She stared at Clark's reply for a while, then raised her head and said, "It's not open today. Let's talk about it tomorrow."

"What time is this?"

Joanna stood up and patted John on the shoulder reassuringly: "Relax. The leader hasn't talked to you and me yet! It's okay."

After sending John away, Joanna clicked on Twitter again and looked at the reactions to the release of the previous messages on the Internet.It is not difficult to see that almost the entire Internet now believes that the S.H.I.E.L.D. account has been stolen.No wonder, who would have thought that SHIELD, which has always been mysterious, with eyes above the top, suddenly became sharp-tongued and full of wit?Joanna also knew that this was not SHIELD.But what she wants is this difference.

She's already conservative in her wording.There were two twitters that scolded Truth Daily. She originally wanted to swear two bad words, but considering that Wilson would invite her to drink tea, Joanna just deleted the indecent words one second before posting.

Clark refused to be her coach, so she dragged on. Anyway, there is not much difference between holding a press conference today and holding a press conference tomorrow.She just had an extra day to organize how to use language to fight with the media at the press conference.

Joanna sent Clark another message that evening.

Joanna: Coach, you really think again.Let me give you some inside information, I promise you will grab the headlines tomorrow!

The answer to Joanna was the absolute silence of the phone.

Early the next morning, Joanna went to the press conference room.S.H.I.E.L.D. has never scheduled a press conference so early. The media who rushed over were all ready to go, thinking that S.H.I.E.L.D. was going to share a big melon with them.

This time, Joanna didn't wear a ponytail.With her hair down, she looks softer.At least, the reporters in the audience clearly felt that today's Joanna Rickman had no intention of attacking.

Joanna stood on the stage and said in an official tone: "During this time, the major media and the public are very concerned about the S.H.I.E.L.D. Twitter situation. Many netizens are also concerned about whether the S.H.I.E.L.D. account has been stolen. Our answer is: no."

Although it was different from the expectations of the major media in the audience, but for this abnormal time point, the news given by Joanna was not a melon at all.The photographers held up their cameras and took a few pictures in a daze.

Joanna waited for a few seconds, and seeing that no one was asking questions, she closed the file folder, turned around and left.

Turning around, the reporters were stunned.A few anxious people hurriedly called to Joanna: "Please wait! Miss Rickman! You called us to the press conference so early in the morning just to say this?"

Joanna paused and turned around slowly.

When Clark saw the smile on the corner of Joanna's mouth, he knew that someone was going to suffer today.

"What's the matter? You don't ask questions when you're given time to ask questions, and you have to wait until the spokesperson is ready to leave before calling people over? Is this what the media is doing now?"

At that moment, the reporters seemed to recall the fear of being dominated by Joanna when they first met Joanna.

The reporter who called out to stop him bit the bullet and said: "If it's just such a small matter, you can publish a message on the Internet, or change...a convenient time to hold a press conference. You set the time at this point , didn’t you deliberately torment people?”

"Didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. send a clarification tweet on Twitter? I did, you don't believe me! Otherwise, who would be too busy to hold a press conference?"

All the reporters held their pens and silently complained about the tweet of "Dear, I'm really the real one".But everyone knew that Joanna was a snarky spokesperson, so they tacitly kept silent.

But the reporter who put himself on the top at the beginning couldn't back down at this time, so he said persistently: "Then you don't have to choose this time to hold a press conference. Do you know the labor law? Let people come so early Here, it is contempt for human rights!"

"The S.H.I.E.L.D. put a knife on your neck and asked you to come? Yesterday's notice was very clear, 'There will be a press conference in the S.H.I.E.L.D. "Joanna stared at the reporter who blushed involuntarily and said, "It was your newspaper office that asked you to come here at 7 o'clock. If you want to talk about human rights, go home and talk to your boss! If your boss didn't give you an order Go to today's press conference, that is, you want to earn your own performance, and you can't blame others! SHIELD set the press conference at this point because we still have endless work to do. The staff present today are all public relations Ministry, there is no violation of the labor law, everyone came here to work overtime voluntarily out of professional enthusiasm. If you don’t want to work overtime, go home and talk to your own unit, don’t waste our time here!”

The reporters coughed twice in embarrassment and fell silent.

Joanna set her sights on Clark, with an urgent look on her face, "Coach, will you accept me or not".Clark couldn't help but adjusted his glasses, and lowered his head to avoid Joanna's sight.

At this time, the reporter of the Truth Daily couldn't sit still: "Miss Rickman, according to what you said, the abuse of the Truth Daily on the Internet two days ago is the meaning of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Joanna glanced at the reporter: "First, stating the facts is not considered insulting. According to our statistics, nearly 60% of the reports of the Truth Daily in the past year have been distorted to some extent. Of course, the most serious one, we all know the cause and effect. Therefore, "Truth Daily will not report" is not an insult, nor is it a slander. I can’t comment on you, can I? Second, the phrase ‘SHIELD is a liar’ from Truth Daily is defamation. However, SHIELD fully respects everyone’s freedom of speech and will not file a lawsuit on this.”

The reporter of Truth Daily fell silent.

Joanna waited for a while, and none of the reporters spoke again, including Clark from the Daily Planet reporter.

Joanna pouted regretfully, turned and left.

Joanna had just left the conference room when her cell phone rang.

She blocked John who was following up and whispering in her ear, and took out her mobile phone on her own.She thought it was Clark who sent her a message, but unexpectedly received a message from Steve.

Steve: Just watched the live broadcast.Very wonderful.

Joanna froze for a moment, then subconsciously looked at the time.

It's only 7:40, normal people, isn't it time to eat breakfast at home or catch the subway to work?But Steve was paying attention to such a live broadcast with no hot spots at all.

Thinking of this, Joanna felt very moved.But soon, her mood sank.She thought for a long time, and didn't reply to Steve until she walked into the office.

Joanna: I really want to meet you and talk about these reporters with you.

When Steve received Joanna's message, he couldn't help laughing.He seemed to see that Joanna, who was a bit complaining but very lively, was back.He felt he made a mistake last time in Washington.Joanna is not the kind of spokesperson who tries to distort the facts for the benefit of the government department she is doing. She just loves to hate people by nature, and she can't help but hate people.Maybe she's not perfect, and she's not [-] percent honest, but she's not the type to hang out with politicians.

Drake saw Steve laughing.The two signature fitness trainers always arrive at work earlier and leave later than others.

Drake stared into Steve's face with interest as he tied the sandbag. "In love?"

Steve came back to his senses: "No, it's not. It's my friend."

"That netizen?"

Steve paused, let out a long breath, and nodded.

"Have you seen someone?"

Steve was stunned, but quickly denied it: "How could it be. I'm just...we're just ordinary netizens."

"Yeah." Drake nodded, "From the perspective of your love routine, you will indeed say that."

Steve smiled helplessly: "She doesn't like me."

"What?" Drake showed a surprised expression, "Is it convenient for me to see the phone?"

Steve hesitated, then handed the phone to Drake.Drake didn't even turn over the previous message. On the page in front of him, Joanna sent two messages similar to "I miss you".

Drake smiled, returned the phone to Steve, and patted him on the shoulder by the way: "Brother, believe me, this girl is definitely looking for you."

Steve opened his mouth to explain that Joanna was a lesbian, but he swallowed the words in the end.

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Drake: This Joanna, sure likes Steve!

Joanna:? ? ? ? ?

Everyone in the PR department: Joanna absolutely loves the glasses reporter from Planet Daily!

Joanna:? ? ? ? ?

Tony: Wait, no one thinks about me?