[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Clark never thought that Joanna would make such a request.

Fighting coach?Did he hear correctly?This woman wants him to be her fight coach?

No, no, it's not about gender anymore.Doesn't she know that Superman is a Kryptonian?

Did she think that his fighting skills were developed on earth?Uh... Although to a certain extent, it can be regarded as being practiced on the earth.However, the fundamental reason why he can fight is that he is not from Earth!Does she know what aliens are?

For a moment, Clark really wanted to find some videos of himself saving lives on the Internet to show her, let her see him flying in the sky, and let her see him dragging a frozen whaling boat by himself. The appearance of the ship coming out of the frozen area.

But in the end, considering that this behavior was too shameful, I gave up.

Clark thought a lot, but Joanna's thinking was very simple.

1. S.H.I.E.L.D. is unreliable.

2. Her recent situation is very dangerous.

3. The only reliable Steve is going back to New York.

4. Although Superman has some brain problems, he is good at fighting.

5. It is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. Instead of selling miserables and letting Superman protect yourself, it is better to learn from him and protect yourself.

After sorting out one line, Joanna felt that her request for fighting teaching was reasonable.

Clark couldn't think of a reason for his refusal for a long time, so he could only ask in a muffled voice, "Why do you have such an idea?"

Joanna glanced at the surveillance camera in the room, and then sighed: "I just think girls who can fight are very handsome. I think you can fight quite well, but I lack a coach."

"That guy named Steve Rogers can also play well. And I think he's more suitable to teach you."

"He can fight without you." Joanna narrowed the distance between the two so that she could talk to Clark in a low volume that the surveillance equipment couldn't catch, "I have a little problem, and Steve can't get out of it." It's empty. I need to protect myself, understand?"

Clark frowned.When he first met Joanna, he had been keenly aware that the girl must be involved in some trouble.But he investigated for a long time but failed to find out what happened.Now that Joanna said this, Clark felt his desire to protect came up again.But rationality prompted him to continue to reject the wave: "But what I teach you may not be suitable..."

"You haven't tried it yet! How do you know that we are not suitable?"

Clark:? ? ? ? ? ?Why is this woman talking so strangely? ?

Joanna leaned over, staring at Clark's face without blinking.The two were very close, and it looked like Joanna was ready to kiss at any time.

While the two were in a stalemate, the door of the reception room was pushed open.

John, who led a guest, pushed the door in. He had already walked in completely before he looked up to see the situation in the reception room.

Joanna really didn't expect someone to come to the reception room at this time.She was still leaning forward, with her lips within 10 centimeters of Clark's face.

Joanna turned her head and looked at John in surprise.John opened his mouth and looked at Joanna in shock.About 10 seconds later, John turned sharply and pushed the guests behind him out.While pushing, he said, "I didn't see anything, Joanna, please continue with yours."

The door slammed shut.Joanna blinked while still maintaining the previous posture.

continue?What to continue?

What does that guy know? !

Joanna's expression became serious.She sat up straight, frowned and began to think.

Clark, who had been in a passive state, finally came back to his senses at this moment.He uncomfortably distanced himself from Joanna, his face was full of unhappiness, as if Joanna really took advantage of him just now.

It wasn't until Clark stood up that Joanna remembered that the request just now had not been responded to.She put away her thoughts and looked up at Clark, like a stray cat waiting to be taken in by kind people.

Clark paused: "It's really inappropriate..."

Joanna pursed her lips and blinked pitifully.

Superman is a hero with a sense of justice and compassion.At least that's what the news reports said.Considering that many news reports related to Superman come from Superman himself, Joanna believes that no matter what kind of person Superman is, Clark Kent is a surefire character for this righteous man!

In other words, he has no reason to reject her!

Clark was about to say something when Joanna's cell phone rang suddenly.

Calls during working hours cannot be refused. Joanna had no choice but to hold Clark's wrist with one hand to prevent him from slipping away, and picked up the phone with the other hand to press the answer button.

"Hey?"

"Hello, is this Miss Joanna Rickman?"

"It's me. Who are you?"

The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be relieved: "Hi, I'm the manager of Gotham Tomorrow Safety Insurance Company. I'm calling you because..."

Joanna hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to finish speaking.

Clark froze for a moment: "Why didn't you answer the phone?"

"Insurance fraud." Joanna gave a disdainful look, "low level."

Clark:? ? ? ?The other party hasn't said anything yet!

Joanna was about to speak when the phone rang again.She answered the phone again impatiently, her tone was a little fierce: "Hello!"

"Miss Rickman, don't get me wrong. I'm calling you because..."

"Is there someone I know who is insured by your company, and something happened right now?"

The manager of the insurance company was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Sergeant Gordon beside him. After receiving a signal from Sergeant Gordon, he hurriedly replied: "That's right, that's right. Your..."

Joanna was not in the mood to listen, and hung up the phone again.

Clark:? ? ? ?

Joanna saw that Clark was still puzzled, so she explained: "I have guessed all the tricks, and he is still talking endlessly. Nowadays, liars don't have any B numbers in their hearts. It's so annoying! Don't talk about liars, talk about us Let's get down to business!"

Clark: What business do we two have!You don't know what's in your mind!

Joanna held Clark's wrist tightly: "Look, there are so many bad things in life, how much I need protection! You taught me to fight, I am a person who studies very seriously."

Clark: ...

Joanna goes on to recommend herself to future mentors: "Look, I..."

The phone rang again, interrupting Joanna's words abruptly.Joanna glanced at the phone number, and pressed the answer button angrily: "I warn you! If you call to harass me again, I will call the police!"

Sergeant Gordon on the other end of the phone said calmly, "Hello, Ms. Rickman, I am Sergeant James Gordon of the Gotham Police Department."

Joanna sighed silently.

The other party's deception is quite systematic, but it's a pity that his brain is not good enough.She has seen through the tricks, and she still doesn't give up.

In normal times, Joanna wouldn't mind playing with them and chatting with them.But right now, she just wants to keep her fighting coach.

"James Gordon, right? Your team is well-staffed! I told you not to call and harass me, don't you understand? I'm not from Gotham, I'm from New York! Do you understand? You should start scamming Do the basic research! You wait, I'll give you a call, and you go and scam him. He's easier to cheat." After Joanna finished speaking, she looked up the number and reported it to the person on the other end of the phone.

Immediately afterwards, without waiting for a response from the other party, he hung up the phone for the third time.

Clark couldn't help asking, "Whose phone is that?"

"The second in command of the administrative department of the New York branch. My former boss was a fool." Joanna continued to praise herself after answering the question, "Look, I still have such a keen vigilance. Learning to fight will definitely be fast! It's definitely a good job." Student! And I am very good at quarreling, although I am not a boxer, but I know when to attack and when to defend. Teach me, accept me as a student, you really make a lot of money!"

Clark looked at her speechlessly.

Joanna thought that Clark didn't believe it, so she picked up the phone and said, "How about I call back and scold the other party, and show it to the teacher on the spot?"

Clark didn't want to talk to Joanna at all at the moment. In his opinion, this woman's mind was simply abnormal.He struggled a bit, trying to withdraw his hand.

Joanna noticed Clark's intentions, and she threw the phone away in fright, and tightly hugged Clark's arm with both hands: "Teacher, give me a chance!"

Joanna's body was tightly attached to Clark's arm, and Clark Candide Kent blushed and pulled his hand harder.

Joanna didn't know why this righteous man rejected her, a poor single young woman, and she almost shed tears on the spot.

At this moment, the door of the reception room was pushed open again. This time it was Laura who came in. She was taken aback by the scene in front of her, but quickly regained her composure and pointed in the direction of the office: "Joanna, I have a call for you."

Taking advantage of Joanna's distraction, Clark quickly pulled out his arm, and fled the scene as if fleeing for his life.

The fight coach is gone!

Joanna looked hopeless.Dejected, she stuttered past Laura and shuffled towards the office.

Laura stared at Joanna's back with contempt.

Tsk, I've only been in the PR department for a few days, and with the backing of S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm blatantly molesting a reporter from the newspaper agency!

Laura silently planned to find a suitable time to report to Wilson about the conduct of the newcomer.

Joanna knew nothing about all this.Depressed, she returned to the office and answered the phone listlessly.

"Hello? I'm Joanna Rickman."

"Miss Rickman, it's still me, Sheriff Gordon." Gordon looked calm and calm on the other end of the phone.After realizing that the previous call really looked like a scam call, Gordon asked someone to get the phone number of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s PR department.He thought, if he called directly to the company's landline, it would no longer be regarded as a scam call.

However, Joanna on the other end of the phone became angry when she heard the name: "Damn it! You are still very persistent! What? Want to prove to me that you are not ignorant of the target person? I said I know everything After playing your tricks, you still come to harass me? What's the matter? You want to annoy me, and then let me post you on the Internet and advertise for you for free? Pooh! Good idea!"

Gordon, who was in the secluded stairwell, never expected that this girl would be so hard-headed.He glanced helplessly at the silent Batman beside him, thinking that maybe this urban legend could add a little credibility to him.So Gordon didn't care about Joanna's bad attitude, but calmly persuaded: "Miss Rickman, I know you have doubts about my identity. If it is not impossible, I would not think of contacting you. This matter It's important, at least to Gotham. I hope you can help us."

Of course Joanna knew about the city of Gotham.Because of Harley being there, Joanna did a little research on Gotham at one point.Hearing what the other party said at this moment, she replied nonchalantly: "Don't you have a Batman in Gotham? Why do you need help from a foreign girl like me? Can lies be any worse?"

Gordon looked at Batman again, hesitated and said, "Batman is right beside me, do you want him to communicate with you?"

"I was still with Superman just now!" Joanna yelled this, and hung up the phone angrily.

Everyone in the office stopped what they were doing and looked up at Joanna.

Joanna pointed to the landline with an unhappy expression: "Scam call."

There was no answer in the office, only Laura and John exchanged a gossip look and pursed their mouths in disdain.

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Gordon:? ? ? ? ?Where am I like a liar?

Joanna: Like everywhere!

Gordon: You are the liar, how can you be with Superman?

Joanna: Why is your skeptical tone so fat four?Coach, I want to hit someone!

Clark: ...