[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

When it was time to get off work, the employees of Stark Tower left work on time as usual, with calm and contented smiles on everyone's faces.Seeing that smile made Joanna's heart burn with an unknown fire.

If she worked for Tony Stark, she would be able to smile so peacefully and contentedly.But her... the boss is S.H.I.E.L.D.!How that made her laugh.

Joanna went back to her Brooklyn apartment with a sad face.

Steve got off work at about the same time as Joanna, but the gym he worked in was in Brooklyn, so he went downstairs to Joanna's house before Joanna.

He watched Joanna walking slowly towards home with her bag on her shoulders and a dejected look on her face.

"Joanna?" Steve called out worriedly.

Joanna regained her senses and looked up to see Steve standing at the door of the house, showing another embarrassed expression.

"Is something wrong?"

Joanna stared at Steve's face for a while.

Steve's face seemed to be magical, and she felt like she was hallucinating a little, she seemed to hear a gentle voice saying "tell him tell him tell him".Joanna stared at Steve's face and took great effort to steady her mind.She thought for a while and said, "My phone is broken."

"What's wrong? Is it... the hacker?"

Joanna didn't dare to mention the hacker anymore, she just shook her head: "It fell into the sink. The faucet was rushing against the screen of the phone. When I picked it up, it was no longer working."

These words seem to describe the failure to rescue the drowning person.Steve sighed, "Then...buy a new one?"

"I have no money to buy it, so I sent it to be repaired."

"Then what are you going to do these two days?"

Joanna took out her mobile phone from her bag: "Use this to make do with it. The owner of the repair shop lent it to me."

Steve didn't understand why it was worth getting depressed, but he still said to Joanna gently: "Don't worry, it will be fine. Your phone will be fixed."

Joanna nodded, still with the expression of a dead pet dog.

Steve is a very caring person.

When he realized that Joanna was in a bad mood, he volunteered to take over the responsibility of preparing dinner.Joanna felt that using Steve to do housework in this way seemed to be easily blacklisted by Coulson, so she refused to agree to anything.Steve thought, maybe she could do some housework to divert her attention, so she didn't insist any more, but followed the arrangement and went back to the living room to watch TV.

Joanna turned on the TV, and Steve picked the news channel.

After the news host finished talking about major domestic events, he began to focus on foreign countries.The choice of this location is also very exciting, and the camera is facing the war-torn areas in the Middle East squarely.The realistic picture lens makes it impossible for Steve to ignore the fact that the war has not really disappeared.Hungry children, destroyed buildings, cities in flames of war...all of these are exactly the same as what Steve experienced in World War II.Looking at these pictures, Steve inevitably thought of the past.

Yes, at that time, people who were disturbed by the war also showed such timid eyes;

At that time, the children who were tortured by the war were so thin and weak;

At that time, soldiers walked through destroyed buildings with guns in hand;

At that time, there were also such red and yellow...

etc!What is that?

He never sent a robot to the battlefield in his day!

Steve turned up the TV volume a little.The voice of the news anchor came out clearly: "...According to eyewitnesses, this red and yellow battle armor fell from the sky, smashed the defense line of the armed forces in an instant, and successfully rescued the trapped people. The local government has come forward to deny that the armor is owned by the government, and said that the authorities have not sent any force or counter | use force | to confront. So far, no country or organization has claimed ownership of the armor. This mysterious armor Who developed it? What is the purpose of sending it to the war-torn area? All this is unknown."

Joanna, who heard the news, stood in the dining room holding a salad bowl, staring blankly at the screen on the projection.She, a female employee in the administrative department, has never seen such a high-tech war scene. The most awesome weapon she has ever seen is an aircraft carrier, or the one she saw on TV.Now that I saw such a surreal sci-fi combat item, I couldn't accept it for a while, so I couldn't help but said softly: "Fuck."

Steve turned his head when he heard this.

Joanna blushed and pointed at the screen: "It's crazy. These people, what's wrong with studying this terrible weapon! Sick!"

Steve looked back at the video again.It is not difficult to see that although the destructive power of the armor in the video is astonishing, the purpose of the owner of the armor is very clear, which is to protect those unarmed and innocent people|people.For a while, Steve couldn't help but feel a sense of displeasure of "Why did you say him, he's a good guy".He frowned slightly, but his tone was still gentle: "But he is protecting those people."

Joanna glanced at the video again and said "Oh": "That's okay, then I won't scold him."

Steve:? ? ? ? ? ?

Joanna returned to the kitchen with the salad bowl in hand.After pouring a little olive oil into the bowl, she remembered that the place mentioned in the news just now was the place where Coulson mentioned that Tony Stark disappeared when he chatted with her last time? !

etc!Coulson also said that when he found Tony Stark, he was carrying a great weapon.Maybe, instead of carrying it, but wearing it?

my darling!

Joanna put down her salad bowl, rushed to the living room, and stared at the video.

This red and yellow thing... is Tony Stark?

Joanna felt that her modest worldview had been impacted.Rich people nowadays... all play like this?It's okay to put yourself in a sealed iron can?After finishing the installation, deliver yourself to the war zone?He didn't see the big beauty from S.H.I.E.L.D., and chose to go to the war zone to drill iron cans? !

What a shame.

Seeing Joanna acting strangely, Steve couldn't help staring at Joanna.Joanna's back felt hairy when Steve looked at it, so she could only look away and smiled at Steve: "Suddenly I think it looks like the birthday present I bought for my nephew last year."

After saying this, Joanna slipped back into the kitchen and continued preparing dinner.

That night was extremely peaceful.There was neither a robber nor a misunderstanding that the owner mistook the guest for a thief.The only thing that can be called an accident is probably that Joanna found that her charger could not charge the new and second-hand mobile phones, so she had to go to the next door to find Rumlow to borrow the charger.

Rumlow was brushing his teeth at the time and didn't say a word to Joanna. After listening to Joanna's request, he graciously lent the charger to Joanna.

Early the next morning, Joanna went straight to Stark Tower.She didn't want to wait obediently in the waiting room anymore, and when she entered the building, she relied on the receptionist secretary to not let her go.When the secretary drinks coffee, she also pours a cup; when the secretary works, she waits to watch the secretary work; when the secretary goes to the bathroom, she accompanies the secretary to the toilet.Looking at it this way, it was a wise choice for Coulson to send her to stark.After all, he couldn't follow Miss Secretary into the women's bathroom.

The secretary's sister was so entangled that she was going crazy, and she didn't have any good feelings for Joanna at this time.She stared at Joanna: "What the hell do you want?"

"I just want to hurry up and join the queue." Joanna's request was also plain and simple.

"I said no."

Knowing that money cannot impress Stark employees, Joanna quickly stepped forward and said softly, "Let me introduce you to someone? The handsome one."

The secretary's sister squinted at Joanna, and didn't believe her words at all.

Handsome?What kind of handsome guy has she never seen before? Is there anyone more handsome than her boss?

Joanna took out her mobile phone and began to look through her friends column and photo library.After watching for a while, I found that those S.H.I.E.L.D. staff in suits and leather shoes couldn't do anything better than Tony Stark in terms of seductive girls.Flipping around, Joanna came across Steve's photo.

[Captain, I'm sorry for you.

I promise, I won't do this kind of thing next time!I will definitely introduce you to a reliable daughter-in-law next time! 】

Joanna clicked on Steve's photo, and respectfully presented it in front of the secretary, "Look... how about this one? Fitness trainer, there's nothing to say about your physical fitness! You have a warm personality, my buddy."

"Your brother?" The secretary's sister saw the photo at first glance, and she was indeed attracted, but she doubted that Joanna would kindly introduce such a high-quality man to her instead of keeping it for herself, "Don't be your ex-boyfriend Bar."

"That can't be done!" Joanna put on a face of justice, and said without any psychological burden based on the principle of familiarity once, "I'm a lesbian, I can't fall in love with him."

Hearing this, the young lady secretary silently opened the distance between herself and Joanna with a trace of vigilance.

Joanna still put Steve's photo under the secretary's nose: "How about it? Is it okay?"

Miss Secretary hesitated for a while: "How about... Let me ask you if Miss Pep has time?"

Joanna immediately smiled and said, "Okay, okay."

"Give me his social account first." The secretary took out her phone and was about to add friends.

Joanna smiled stiffly, and obediently sent Steve's account number.

Steve was sold out on the front foot, and turned around on the back foot, and Joanna sent a message to Steve.

Joanna: Steve! (*^▽^*) Let me introduce you to a girlfriend!By the way, do you have a girlfriend?

Steve:? ? ? ? ?

Joanna: The other party is so nice!Beautiful, really beautiful!Hot body, 80E!I like it all! (*/ω＼*)

Steve: Thank you for your kindness, but I have no intention of falling in love at the moment.

Joanna: Oh... Then, I already gave your account number to others, why don't you add it?Multiple friends are also good.You can ask her to go to your gym to get a card!She is rich!Work at Stark Industries!Good treatment!

When Steve saw the name Stark, he paused for a moment, but he felt that Joanna had good intentions, so he finally replied with the word "yes".

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Joanna: Steve, do you like this girl?

Steve: No...no need.

Coulson: Rickman! ! ! !What are you doing?

Joanna: Mission accomplished!Isn't this waiting for the secretary to jump in line for me urgently?