[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Steve laughed.He felt that Joanna might have been a little embarrassed by the old woman he met downstairs, so since returning home, she had been acting a little less like herself.But, to be reasonable, he is also very embarrassed, okay?He was also attacked by the other side.

However, none of these are excuses for Steve to laugh at Joanna.

Are you kidding me, is he doing well?

No, he did not.

And, Steve himself is well aware of this.

He didn't speak, just stepped forward and squatted beside the sofa, carefully inspected the structure of the sofa, and then raised his head and said: "It seems that the backrest cannot be put down."

"Oh? Really?" Joanna smiled awkwardly.Embarrassed, but also a little grateful for Steve's natural sincerity.

Joanna looked at the not-so-spacious sofa, and said with difficulty: "How about you sleep on the bed and I sleep on the sofa? The backrest can't be put down, it's a bit too narrow for you."

"It doesn't matter, when I was in the army, I have slept in places with more difficult conditions than this."

Joanna gave an awkward yet polite smile.

【Emotions, you really treat my place as a battlefield!team leader. 】

Joanna didn't persuade Steve anymore, but went back to the bedroom and came out with a blanket: "Is this enough?"

Steve nodded: "Totally enough."

Joanna handed Steve the blanket, but couldn't think of what to say or do next to ease the awkwardness in the room.But Steve kept staring at her with strange eyes, and in the end she could only admit that she was incapable of solving the embarrassing situation at the moment: "I'm sorry. Because of my own negligence, I still trouble you... It's really hard Feel sorry."

"It's okay, it's common for friends to do each other a favor."

Joanna stared at Steve for a while, and said sincerely, "Steve, you are so kind."

Steve blushed and looked away: "Speaking of which, how did that hacker find you?"

[Captain, why can't you stand up to praise!Don't mention things that girls don't want to talk about!You're like this...you can't catch up with girls! 】

Although Joanna disliked it, she didn't show it on her face. She sat down beside Steve and sighed heavily: "I don't know how he found me, he said he was testing his development. The new software randomly targeted my Facebook account, so it hacked in."

"Can you show me?"

If Joanna were a cat, all her hair would be standing on end by now!

Show him?

There are only two people on her friend list, Steve and Hacker!How should she explain this?She couldn't think of a reasonable excuse even if she tried her best!

Joanna stepped aside uncomfortably: "This...isn't very convenient."

Steve realized in an instant that there might be something in Joanna's account that was inconvenient for others to see.So I quickly apologized.After apologizing, he inevitably began to wonder, what would be inconvenient for others to see in Joanna's account?

A beautiful and generous girl, who just broke up with her girlfriend not long ago, lives in an ordinary apartment, and works a normal job from [-] to [-], there is absolutely no possibility of dismemberment pictures or ammunition purchase orders on her mobile phone .The only thing that's possible is... an intimate photo of her with her girlfriend.

Thinking of this, Steve suddenly felt his face get hot, and wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in on the spot.

Of course, there can't be such a thing as a hole in the living room of Joanna's house.With a rare flash of wit, Steve stood up and asked Joanna to borrow the toilet.Joanna pointed Steve to the toilet, and as soon as Steve closed the door, she immediately took out her phone.

Joanna: Amber! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Steve is at my house! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Amber:! ! ! ! ! ! !Are you exposed?Don't worry, I'll contact the bureau immediately and ask them to send someone to rescue you.

Joanna: No, no, no.I didn't expose | I invited him to come.I think I need to strengthen my friendship with him a bit.

Amber: emmm... what are you thinking now?

Joanna: emmm...I think he's in too good a shape.

Amber: Joanna!Be serious!

Joanna: Why am I serious!He's just dangling around in my room, I... what can I do!Before entering the house, I think I have a detailed plan.Now it seems to be an illusion.

Amber: If you do this again, I will send the chat history to Coulson.

Joanna: _(3」)_ Good sister, don't do this.

Amber: Are you sure he didn't discover your identity.

Joanna: I'm still pretty sure.

Amber: So what do you need me to do now?

Joanna: No, just talk to someone o(*￣▽￣*)o

Amber: [The other party is typing...]

Joanna: Ah!Stop chatting, he came out of the bathroom!

Joanna quickly exited the chat interface and threw the phone away.Amber on the other end of the phone was left in a mess in the wind.

Amber felt a little cold, if she heard right...Joanna meant...Captain America came out of the bathroom?Before that, Joanna also said... Captain America is in great shape!Hanging out in her house all the time?

Young birthday!Joanna is going to fuck her quest!

Amber didn't dare to delay, so he quickly called Coulson.

"Kou Kou Kou Kou Kou Kou Kou Sen, something is wrong."

"Amber? Why are you so flustered?"

"Joanna...Joanna she..." Amber suddenly stopped talking, telling Coulson at this time that Joanna is about to sleep with his idol, wouldn't it cause a bloodbath?Although she didn't realize how close she and Joanna were, but... just send her to die like this?It seems a little too cruel.Thinking of this, Amber changed the subject and said, "Joanna seems to be in danger. She called me just now, but she didn't make it clear."

"Where is she?"

"At home in Brooklyn, but I heard that she contacted Captain America, or...you can call her and ask if she needs help?"

Coulson hung up the phone.Years of work experience told him that Joanna was not in any danger at all!Amber's lying skills are too bad to bear to look at.

But what is the purpose of her lying?Tell him to call Joanna?

Could it be that Joanna encountered some troubles, but he could solve them with a phone call?

Coulson thought for a moment, and decided to call Joanna first.

When Coulson dialed the phone, Joanna was holding a mobile phone to teach Steve the knowledge of kaomoji.Suddenly the screen went dark, followed by the screen of a call coming in.

"Fuck!" Joanna swears out of fear.

Can you stop swearing?She was almost killed by Coulson!If she hadn't cleverly changed Coulson's phone card to "Desperate" when she just took over the task, she might be on the scene now.

Steve was quite surprised by the suspicious caller ID and Joanna's overreaction.He looked at Joanna, only to see her staring at the screen of her mobile phone, looking like a big enemy.

Thinking about the name of the caller ID, Steve touched Joanna's shoulder worriedly: "Joanna? Are you okay?"

Joanna was taken aback, and came back to her senses: "No, no, nothing...it's okay."

Steve's expression became cold and serious, he glanced at the phone: "Who is this?"

Since the two met, Steve has always been gentle and gentle in front of Joanna, so even though Steve's coldness is directed at the suspicious person on the other end of the phone at this moment, Joanna is still frightened. trembling.Suddenly, she remembered the identity she had arranged for Coulson.

"Creditor."

"Creditors?"

Joanna nodded, then stood up with her neck shrunk: "I'll go over there to answer the phone."

Steve didn't stop her.What is there to stop?People say that he is a creditor, what can he do?If someone bad wanted Joanna, Steve was of course more than happy to lend a helping hand.But a creditor demanding money?Well, he is still willing to lend a helping hand, but the problem is that he doesn't have that helping hand to extend!

Joanna shrank into the kitchen and answered the phone tremblingly.

"Hey?"

"Where are you?"

"At...at home. Well, it's not convenient for me to talk right now, please understand." Joanna was afraid that Coulson would disagree, so she hurriedly added, "It's all for work."

Coulson realized what Joanna was saying almost instantly: "Is someone at your house?"

"Yes."

Coulson guessed that [-]% of them were Captain America, otherwise all this would not make sense.He knew that Captain America's hearing was amazing, and he might not be able to escape his ears when he communicated with Joanna on the phone, but it was unlikely that Joanna would send a text message to report the situation.After thinking for a while, Coulson asked a very simple question: "Is everything okay?"

"It's okay." Joanna thought for a while and added, "I can handle it. Give me some time."

"You know how to contact me." Coulson cut off the communication after saying this.

Joanna let out a long breath in the kitchen, calmed down, and then returned to the living room.

Steve, who was sitting on the sofa with his head down in thought, raised his head when he heard the sound: "How much do you owe?"

Joanna wiped her face: "Let's change the subject."

"What are you going to do?"

Joanna said with a bitter face: "Isn't this still a topic?"

Steve just thought that Joanna didn't want to trouble him with her own questions, so he stopped asking.It's just that after making this phone call, the atmosphere of studying emoji happily just now disappeared.Joanna was also worried that if she talked to Steve more, she would show her feet.Neither of them spoke anymore.

After watching TV quietly for a while, the two said good night to each other.

Joanna went back to the bedroom and closed the door.After the lights were turned off in the living room and there was no sound, Joanna retreated into the bed and sent an email to Coulson, explaining the situation tonight.

After a while, Coulson sent a message.

Coulson: That house is so small, where did you let the captain live? !

Joanna: Sofa.

Coulson: The captain is kind enough to protect you, you let him sleep on the sofa? !

Joanna: He...wouldn't let me sleep on the sofa.How about... I let him squeeze on the bed?

Coulson: How dare you!

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Steve: How much do you owe?

Joanna: Do you have money to help me pay back?

Steve: ...No.

Tony: I have your hacker dad!