[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Tony couldn't bear it and hacked Joanna's phone again.Xingshi didn't even have time to say what he was asking for, when Joanna skillfully sent a message.

Joanna: Brother, can we change the account?It was a work account just now, so it is not convenient to add friends.

Of course Tony didn't believe this kind of rhetoric, who the hell would use a Facebook account for office work!S.H.I.E.L.D. is not engaged in social media!As far as he knew, S.H.I.E.L.D. even had a dedicated newsletter tool for internal communications.Including but not limited to... radio.

Tony quickly replied to Joanna.

Tony Stark: No.

Joanna: Why!

Tony Stark: I just saw your number.

Joanna thought to herself, what's wrong with the current hackers, and who can even fancy an account?It sounded like she fell in love with some young model!

If it weren't for the fact that selling this account would cause a lot of trouble, Joanna would have simply sold the account to this eccentric hacker right now.It also saves her from continuing to spend time dealing with this neurosis.

However, the task of attracting Captain America to join the gang is ahead, and no matter what she thinks at the moment, it will be of no avail.

After lamenting repeatedly, Joanna finally gave in.

Yes, give in.

She felt really wronged.A decent civil servant -- though S.H.I.E.L.D. may not be that decent -- bows out to a hacker on the edge of crime.

It's such a shame.

But what can be done?Who told her that she didn't understand computers and couldn't find a good job!

Tony finally got his wish and entered Joanna's friend list. The first thing he did was to ask Jarvis to analyze Joanna's account.

He didn't doubt what Joanna said, on the contrary, he felt that Joanna was telling the truth.It's an account matter, she can't afford to lie about such a small matter.Although S.H.I.E.L.D. has a special contact system, it is internal after all. It is not surprising that employees will still use some mainstream social apps and use a separate account to communicate with colleagues.

If Joanna's account is indeed a work account, maybe he can extract some information from Joanna.

After analyzing for a while, Jarvis's calm voice sounded in the room: "Sir, the analysis has been completed. The account was created 47 days ago, but it was not created by a regular expression. The person who created the account passed Special means, dialing back the account creation time, and adding some dynamic traces of the 'past'."

Tony became interested in an instant: "What else?"

"Uh... In addition to you, sir, there is only one person in her friend column."

Tony frowned, intuiting that this is a very crucial message: "Who is it?"

"Steve Rogers."

Tony froze.The name sounded familiar, in fact, too familiar.Although he didn't want to have anything to do with the old World War II Popsicle, but the Stark family and Steve Rogers did have a little... relationship.Coupled with the news of "Captain America's reappearance" that had been raging a while ago, Tony felt that Joanna on the other end of the network was getting more and more fascinated.

Say she is a sand sculpture, but she happens to be a member of SHIELD and has an inexplicable connection with Steve Rogers.Say she's someone to watch out for...

Tony looked at the surveillance video that Jarvis put up...

This is really a sand sculpture!

"Sir, do you need me to call up their chat records?"

Tony, who had no intention of prying into Captain America's private life, felt that his determination had been greatly challenged at this moment.He hesitated for a second: "Tune!"

"Okay, sir."

In this way, the chat records between Joanna and Steve were spread out on the desktop for Tony to browse.

He looked through it for a long time, but he didn't see any sign that S.H.I.E.L.D. and Steve had dogs.It's Joanna Rickman... under the guise of chatting with netizens, she's flirting with guys every now and then!

Oops, this tone of complaining that the boss is a scumbag and colleagues are all bitch, isn't it just an excuse to comfort the man on purpose?

Thanks to Steve, the straight man of steel, who has been frozen for more than 70 years, his brain has been frozen back.He actually came up with a bad idea to ask the girl to call the police.Does the girl need to call the police?This girl needs you to hug her tight!What a frozen pig's brain!

Tony turned to the next page in disgust.

Soon, Tony saw the task of Joanna telling Steve that she was going to approach Tony, a "private entrepreneur".

Is he a private entrepreneur?Which private entrepreneur can achieve his success?Anyway, he is also a big capitalist!

As Tony expected, Steve showed another wave of "you call the police" operations.

Tony began to wonder at this moment, did this Steve realize that Joanna wanted to sleep with him, and was deliberately going around the corner!

Thinking about Joanna's scumbag virtue, Tony couldn't help feeling a little pity for the World War II veteran.

Just after being thawed, he was about to encounter such a psychopath.I have to say that this Captain America is really suffering.

"Sir, there are so many chat records. I have also searched for the web links in the records, and they are all the same as the content described in the records. It is that most of those websites are newly built, and they seem to be specially prepared for chatting."

Tony nodded, lost in thought.

"Sir, what are you worried about?"

"I was thinking, what does S.H.I.E.L.D. mean by sending her to look for me? They thought I would let go of that old popsicle?" Tony shook his head after speaking, "No, it seems that Captain America himself You don’t even know who you’re dealing with.”

While Tony was speculating about S.H.I.E.L.D.'s intentions, Joanna had already adjusted her mentality and made up her mind. Amber found out that there were more personal remarks in her friends column, and now she was planning to talk to this hacker dad. Let him not screw her up.

Joanna: Hacker Daddy? (*￣︶￣)

Tony trembled: "What's wrong with this woman! Who wants such a sand sculpture daughter!"

"She should just be thinking of you, sir."

Tony stabilized his mind and clicked on the input box.

Tony Stark: Why?

Joanna: Daddy hacker, this is really my job number, o(╥﹏╥)o

Tony Stark: ...so?

Joanna: Please hacker dad, don't mess with my work number, and don't just hack my other work devices through my mobile phone.Otherwise, it will be very troublesome to be caught!

Tony thought to himself, what's the trouble with this, wouldn't it be good to just erase the traces?

No, no, it's impossible for him to be caught!

Tony, whose mind was no longer on Joanna, didn't think too much, and replied with a "yes" casually.

Joanna: Thanks hacker dad!

Tony got goosebumps from being called "Daddy Hacker" by Joanna.Thinking that he couldn't get anything out of Joanna for a while, he simply quit Facebook and continued to study the details of his armor.

Not long after putting down the phone, Pep stepped into Tony's studio on high heels.

"Why don't you go to the banquet tonight?"

"Banquet?" Tony looked blank, "What kind of banquet?"

Pep's face was black, as if he didn't intend to explain.

"Oh! That! I didn't say no, I just... just forgot."

"Forgot?" Pep stared at Tony's face for a while, "Have you not slept for a few days?"

"I just woke up." Tony pouted.

Pep rolled his eyes.

"Hey, you can't assume I haven't slept just because I haven't found a bed|mate. Miss, that's not fair."

Pep glared at Tony, turned and walked away.

Tony didn't get up and give chase.

Originally, what a big shareholder of his to chase a secretary away.It is not appropriate for others to hear it.

Tony scratched his hair: "Jarvis, prepare for me, I'm going to that banquet tonight. You have the address, right?"

"Of course, sir."

Here Tony tried to hold a respect in front of Pep, and Joanna, who saw Tony Hacker Stark offline, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Of course, it was only a temporary relief.It quickly occurred to her that Amber would definitely be aware of this, and once Amber knew about it, it meant Coulson knew about it.

Indeed, no one told her at the beginning whether this account could add other friends.But... Make sense!Isn’t this account just created to let her hook (strategize) against (against) Captain America?Now suddenly other irrelevant people are added, and he is still a hacker.In front of any leader, this truth cannot be justified!

After much deliberation, only Captain America can save her at this time.

Without delay, Joanna immediately sent a message to Steve.

Joanna: o(╥﹏╥)o Steve, I did something wrong.

Steve:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Joanna: I let a hacker hack my computer.

Steve: Hacker?

Joanna: It's a guy who is very good at computers. He hacked into my computer and he can look at the things in my computer at will.

Steve:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !You should call the police immediately!

[Captain, are you serious?Do you have no other advice but to call the police? 】

Joanna: But I've talked to hackers all the time.

Steve:? ? ? ? ?

Joanna: He doesn't seem to be a bad person. He just tried his new program and accidentally tried my computer.It's not kind to call the police at this time, huh?He seems to regard me as a friend.And added me as a Facebook friend.

Steve: Are you sure he's a good guy?

【Captain, he must be a good man, otherwise I will be a dead man. 】

Joanna: I think so.My sixth sense has always been accurate.

Steve: Well, you have to be careful anyway.Since you think he is a good guy, what are you worried about?

Joanna: The computer is what I use for work.

Steve:! ! ! !You should call the police.

Joanna: But it's nothing secret either.

【except you. 】

Steve: Joanna, why have you been resisting calling the police?There is no shame in asking for help.

[But it's terrible! 】

Joanna: Because the people who can really help me are not the police!

[It's you, Captain! 】

Steve didn't reply to Joanna again.

For some reason, when he saw this news from Joanna, the first thing that came to his mind was the night when they first met, Joanna stumbling and walking on the street alone.Yes, that was not a beautiful first encounter.However, Steve suddenly noticed that the girl who had been helping him adapt to the new world as soon as possible was so helpless from the very beginning.

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Joanna: I'm... weak and helpless.

People: But you are a sand sculpture!

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