[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Tony left on the front foot, and Natasha found an excuse to retreat on the back foot.Joanna and Steve were left, and they sat in the driver's cab and co-pilot from the back row.

Steve started the car: "Where do you want to go?"

Joanna shook her head: "I don't know, it's the first time for me to date my boyfriend in a business car. I don't know what to do. Or... let's drive a black car?"

Steve:? ? ? ? ? ?

"Just kidding!" Joanna patted Steve on the shoulder with a smile, "You won't believe it."

Steve shook his head with a smile, and looked at Joanna with a playful smile: "Why don't we really try running a black car?"

Joanna:? ? ? ? ? ?

"Anyway, before Natasha contacted us, there was nothing else to do. Just take it for a ride. Or, is there any place or thing you want to do in particular?"

Joanna shook her head.

"So it's settled? I've never done this kind of thing, what about you?"

Joanna continued to shake her head: "I haven't done it either. However, if you operate illegally, you will probably be arrested. Should we... sign up for an Uber?"

"Sign up for what?"

Joanna thinks Steve's confused look is particularly cute.Probably because Steve usually has a self-confident state of "nothing can stop me", occasionally seeing him show such a confused expression for some trivial matter, Joanna would feel that Steve was so cute at that moment that it was a foul.

It was at this time that Joanna realized that Steve was different from her, he was not a modern person born in the 21st century.Perhaps his learning ability is strong enough, but modern life will always bring new surprises to him.Joanna recalled what happened when she was assigned a special mission.

She took out her mobile phone with a smile, registered as an Uber driver, and while waiting for Amber in New York to help her quickly pass the verification, Joanna smiled and said to Steve: "The way to make extra money in the 21st century!"

When Amber, who was in New York, saw Joanna's request text message, she was at a loss for a moment.

Didn't Tony Stark say he hired Joanna to do PR work for Stark Industries?Why did Joanna suddenly want to be an Uber driver and take the job immediately?

Amber looked at the surveillance video of the streets of Los Angeles full of doubts.

Amber: Aren't you with the captain?How to sign up for Uber?Are you hacked?

Joanna: Do more and talk less.I'm going to take Steve to experience life in the 21st century.

Amber: Be an uber driver?

Joanna: Questions?

Amber: I'm fine, I'm afraid you're out of your mind.

Joanna: Talk as much as you can.Do you want to be fired?

Amber silently slandered Joanna, then sent an insincere confession emoji, then hacked into Uber's network and passed Joanna's application for certification.

"Look! Now we can officially open!" Joanna showed Steve the news of the certification.

Steve didn't understand what uber was at all, but seeing Joanna smiling happily, he couldn't help showing a smile: "Then what are we going to do now?"

"You don't need to do anything, just... Huh?" Joanna glanced at the latest news in surprise, "There is an order."

"Order?"

Joanna patted the steering wheel and said to Steve, "Business is here. Let's go, there is a customer on Acacia Street going to the airport."

Steve was amused by Joanna's pretentious appearance. He cooperatively urged Joanna to fasten her seat belt, and then drove towards the location indicated by the map.

As soon as Steve parked the car at the appointed place, he saw a middle-aged woman with a suitcase walking towards the street while answering the phone.

"Is it her?" Steve raised an eyebrow at Joanna.

"Probably." Joanna responded, then got out of the car and greeted the other party.

After confirming that the passenger's identity was correct, Joanna waved to Steve, who then got out of the car and helped move the luggage into the trunk.

The passenger identified herself as Emily Kermer.When she said her name, Joanna, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, held back her smile and reluctantly responded.Steve didn't know what was so funny about the name Emily Kermer, but he didn't ask Joanna in front of outsiders, but just confirmed the destination of the itinerary with Emily.

After two crossroads, Steve finally realized why Joanna suppressed a smile.Just as he was about to have a good chat with Joanna on this issue, he heard Emily Kermer sitting in the back seat say, "It's quite rare to drive an uber in such a commercial vehicle."

Before Steve could figure out how to reply, Joanna turned around and smiled at Emily: "We want to give passengers the most comfortable ride experience! We want to make this our business!"

Emily looked at the angry Joanna, and couldn't help raising the corners of her mouth: "Newlyweds?"

Joanna glanced at Steve, who was unresponsive, and then nodded slightly: "Fuck, newlyweds who both work regularly."

Steve:? ? ? ? ? ?

Emily laughed again: "It's okay, Los Angeles is a very friendly city."

Joanna just laughed and didn't reply.

Can't you?Can a city that even accepts fallen angels be unfriendly?

Acacia Street is not particularly far from the airport.Three and 10 minutes later, Steve parked the car in the airport parking lot.The first guest of the two was sent away.Joanna smiled and leaned on the car door to look at Steve: "How is it? New driver, are you satisfied with your work assignment?"

Steve smiled and shook his head: "It's not as good as my previous job."

After speaking, Steve opened the door and got into the driving seat.

"This answer is too frustrating." Joanna said as she opened the door and got into the passenger car. "I thought you would find it interesting?"

"It's very interesting."

"That's not as good as a job at S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"If we only talk about work, Uber driver is not as reliable as the work of an agent." After Steve finished speaking, he smiled and looked sideways at Joanna who was puzzled, "But with you, it becomes Very interesting."

Joanna froze for a second, then turned her face to one side in embarrassment.Through the reflection in the car window, Steve could see that Joanna's apple muscles were about to fly into the sky.

"Steve! Tell me honestly, did you not go abroad to perform missions at all during this period?"

"what?"

"Didn't you sign up for a training class on 'how to make your girlfriend happy'?" Joanna finally regained her composure and looked at Steve with an unconcealable smile on her face. I want to kiss you right now."

Steve looked at Joanna's lips: "You can try it."

Who can refuse the door-to-door benefits? !

Joanna didn't even think about it, it was a decisive kiss.So decisive that even she herself felt that her actions today were really fast and ruthless!She even pictured Steve staring wide-eyed in bewilderment at her brave, unexpected move.

However, it was Joanna who was really surprised.

Because, the moment she kissed him, Steve reversed his passivity,

It was he who opened his lips first, he was the one who brushed the corners of the opponent's lips with the tip of his tongue first, and he was the one who raised his hand to hold the back of the opponent's head...it was him.

In comparison, Joanna is like a little fool offering kisses.

momentum?That thing doesn't exist.

However, Joanna would not allow anyone to interrupt her kiss with Steve even if she lacked momentum.

Not even the gold master!

So, when the uber notification sounded, Joanna threw her phone on the back seat without thinking.

Steve let go of Joanna, with a teasing smile: "Don't you want to read the information?"

"Don't look! I won't be doing business today!" Joanna finally regained a little bit of momentum at the moment. For this, she even thought that she might just come here with Steve in the car...press...seems pretty good !

It's a pity that the sky fails to fulfill people's wishes.Just when Joanna was trying to peel off the corner of Steve's clothes between the kisses, an airport manager popped out from nowhere.The other party knocked on the window glass several times.

Joanna was taken aback, and hurriedly got ready in her seat.Steve smiled awkwardly at Joanna, then straightened his expression, and rolled down the car window: "What's the matter?"

"Parking is not allowed here." The staff looked back and forth between the two, "Also, there is a hotel about 400 meters away when you go out and turn left."

Steve's expression stiffened a little outrageously.

The staff winks mischievously at Steve, as if he's done a great deed.

Steve slowly rolled up the window, then turned to Joanna with an embarrassed smile: "I thought we'd be arrested."

"You are a typical dry humor."

Steve's smile became brighter, he stretched out his hand to hold Joanna's left hand, wrapped it in his palm, and gently stroked Joanna's skin with his fingertips: "So, we now..."

The mobile phone in the back row beeped again, and both of them unconsciously looked back at the mobile phone.

Steve thought for a while and suggested, "How about...continue our uber business?"

"Okay!" Joanna smiled and knelt on the seat, stretched her arms and took back the mobile phone on the back seat.

"Wow! What luck!" Joanna sighed sincerely.

"how?"

"It just so happens that a passenger from the airport is going to the city. In this way, we can be considered as a drop in!" Joanna accepted the order with a smile, and then directed Steve to drive the car to the exit where the passengers were picked up.

the other side.

Not long after getting off the plane, Sherlock couldn't help curling his mouth when he saw the news on the APP.

Watson on the side asked a little blankly: "How is it? Have you called a car?"

"It's called. It's still a very nice car." Sherlock put the phone back in the bag, "Let's go! American criminals are still waiting for us!"

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Joanna: Go!Let's drive a black car!

Steve:  …

Tony: [funny.jpg]

Natasha: [Funny.jpg]

Lucifer: [Funny.jpg]

Harley: [funny.jpg]

Banner: It's a good thing she didn't become a Bodhisattva.

Sherlock: Illegal operation?John, call the LAPD, you came in a hurry and didn't bring a souvenir.

Watson: ...