[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Steve froze, it wasn't what he expected, and it wasn't what he was worried about.

It's like, you have already prepared to fight head-on with the enemy who came head-on, but who knows that the enemy will come to you, send tank missiles, and say to you: "Dude! Let's stop fighting, let's go and kill the company next door. Give it to me."

False and real, anyway, it just doesn't follow the routine.

girlfriend?

Steve chewed these three words over and over again, he didn't know if that meant what he imagined.Who knows?The world is changing so fast, he has been sleeping for decades, and when he wakes up, his phone has turned into a small square the size of a palm, and the meaning of words has changed from before, so it is not surprising at all!

Joanna frowned again seeing Steve's beautiful eyebrows.

It was different from the beginning, this time, there was a little confusion in his expression.

Joanna sighed and put on a sad look. In fact, her sadness was not all fake, and continued: "Sorry, I didn't tell you at the beginning, but I am actually a lesbian. You know, this society It's still very... hard on homosexuality. I don't want to get on your nerves because of it. I'm just... God..."

Joanna stopped her mouth in good time.Acting like she's really in a bad mood right now and can't talk.In fact, it wasn't her mood that was bad, but her thoughts.Only now did she remember that Steve was an old man, and old men were always very old-fashioned.

She guessed that Steve would most likely alienate her as a lesbian.

There is a high probability that she will screw up this task.

She will most likely be fired by Coulson.

Oh, she still has a certain probability of being wiped out by S.H.I.E.L.D.

Joanna couldn't help blushing when she thought about these probabilistic events.

With her face sideways, she stubbornly looked out of the window, looking at tomorrow who didn't know where she was.A tear, seemingly unable to fall, stubbornly supported the edge of the eyelashes.

A tissue was delivered to her.

The edge of the tissue ran lightly across the back of her hand.

Joanna finally looked at Steve.

Steve didn't frown anymore, he just showed a worried face, then moved his fingers lightly, letting the tissue rub against Joanna's hand again: "Hold it."

"Thank you." Joanna forced a smile, took the tissue, and quickly pressed the corners of her eyes.

"Sorry, I didn't know you...just broke up." Steve looked remorseful.

Joanna shook her head, but didn't look up: "It's okay, and it didn't just happen today. I just... just saw her message, and I'm a little... okay. I hope I didn't cause you trouble."

"No, there's nothing bothering you." Steve looked at Joanna with concern still in his eyes, "The last time you got drunk and said it was because..."

Joanna closed her eyes, shook her head, and then said with a smile: "I lied to you last time. I just wanted to explain to you at that time, but... I feel like telling strangers that I am... But it's okay, It’s all over, and it won’t happen again.”

Steve nodded, looking slightly relieved.

But Joanna was not completely relieved. She looked at Steve and asked nervously, "Will you despise me? Because I am...you know."

Steve froze for a second, then quickly shook his head: "No! That's not... something to blame or feel inferior about."

Joanna looked at Steve quietly, and finally smiled after a while.

One, a tricky smile.

Because of the fear of being seen through by the other party.The moment Joanna laughed, she quickly turned her head to look out the window again, and raised her hand to support her cheek by the way.

In Steve's view, this is a girl's slightly shy smile of joy.

Involuntarily, Steve laughed along.He also looked out the window.

【team leader!You are an angel!

A... A simple angel who has never experienced the dangers of the world! 】

Joanna covered half of her face and smiled for about [-] seconds before she could barely control her joy, put away her exaggerated smile again, and looked back at Steve.

"Thank you, Steve."

Steve glanced at Joanna and lowered his head in embarrassment.Only now did he find time to recall what Joanna had said at the beginning.

It turns out that Lala means gay. 21st century slang is unbelievable.

Steve thought silently.

"Speaking of which, the Brooklyn Bridge you took that day is really beautiful!" Joanna started another topic in a timely manner, "There is nothing to say about the choice of angle, composition, and color tone. If you don't say it, I thought it was from a certain photographer." The hand of the teacher."

Steve showed an embarrassed smile: "It's also thanks to the tutorial you sent me."

Joanna waved her hand: "It has nothing to do with the tutorial. I watched it several times but still couldn't make it. It's mainly a human problem."

"There are actually skills in it."

Joanna sat up straight, looking interested: "For example?"

Steve glanced at Joanna's curious face, and began to slowly explain composition techniques to Joanna.

Steve already had painting skills, so he used some technical terms when talking about composition.Joanna was able to keep listening carefully at the beginning, but after hearing it, her brows became more and more wrinkled.

Steve paused: "Difficult to understand?"

"A little bit." Joanna nodded honestly, "Probably because I have no artistic talent. It sounds abstract."

Steve thought for a while, said "wait a minute", then got up and walked to the cashier.After a while, he came back with a pencil.

"There's no blank paper over there. Just use a napkin." Steve sat down after speaking, spread out a napkin, and began to draw on the paper.

Paper towels are soft and not easy to stain.Joanna could tell that Steve wasn't drawing smoothly.

She raised her hand to hold the corner of the tissue for Steve. Steve paused, looked up and smiled at her, and then continued to lower his head to sketch.Explain to Joanna while hooking.

His writing was light and heavy, and he looked up at Joanna from time to time.

At first, Joanna thought Steve was trying to see if she was looking impatient.Later she thought Steve was painting her portrait.It wasn't until the whole painting took shape that Joanna realized that Steve was painting his version of the cafe.One, Joanna is sitting opposite, a corner of the cafe with two cups of coffee on the table.

The girl on the screen did not draw the facial features, but only outlines with a few strokes.But Joanna could tell it was her.

[Captain, if you don't want to be a fitness trainer, you can become a painter.

The kind that can sell a lot of money for a painting!

If you become a painter, be sure to send me some pictures.I'm saving them until they appreciate in value!

Oh, by the way, I forgot that you have a super serum that lasts a long time.

Alas... It seems that I can only leave it as a legacy to my descendants to make a fortune. 】

Steve saw the regret on Joanna's face, and he stopped the pencil a little uneasy: "Sorry, I... made you ugly?"

It was only then that Joanna noticed that her expression was not in place.She was startled, and then shook her head: "No, no, I'm just...uh... just thinking that I will never reach your level in my life, and I feel a little regretful."

Steve smiled. "Just practice. It's not hard."

[Captain, your words are a bit annoying!

Those who scored [-] points in the test said that the test questions were not difficult! 】

Seeing that Steve stopped drawing, Joanna smiled, glanced at Steve cautiously, and slowly moved the tissue in front of him to her.

This time it's Steve's turn to look away.

Joanna spread the tissue in front of her, carefully admiring the sketches on the tissue.

She looked up, and was about to boast, but only heard Steve yelled loudly: "Be careful!"

Then, she felt her eyes go dark, and an arm stretched out towards her, holding her and falling towards the inside of the coffee shop.

Then there was the sound of glass shattering.

Joanna fell to the ground, and Steve leaned over her, blocking her tightly.She only felt the rustling of grainy things in her hair, nothing else.

After a moment, Steve let go of Joanna.She looked up in a daze, only to hear screams and shouts around her.

She looked around foolishly, and saw a bus collided with a car, the bus was crooked, the front wheel got stuck on the railing on the side of the road, and the front of the car was less than half a meter away from Joanna.The car had completely turned over, and the driver and passengers in the car were stuck in the deformed car and could not get out.

It happened so suddenly that Joanna's first reaction was to think that Coulson could not understand what she did and sent someone to silence her.

But her reason quickly came back, and she realized that it was probably just her bad luck that she hit the scene of a car accident.

Steve got up quickly, checked Joanna, and seeing that she was not injured, he immediately said, "Stay farther away."

Joanna nodded and didn't get up for a long time.

Steve didn't have time to worry about Joanna, he took a quick look around the guests and waiters, and after making sure no one was injured in the cafe, he quickly focused on the people in the car.

Almost without thinking, Steve walked over the collapsed barrier in two or three steps on his slender legs, and stepped to the side of the car.

Seeing someone walking to the side, the people in the car hurriedly called for help.However, due to the injury and the squeezed body, the cry for help did not sound loud, but rather desperate.

Steve didn't think much, and took two or three strokes to remove the door and shatter most of the windshield.He leaned into the car and looked at the condition of the injured.

The matter was more serious than he had imagined, and rescuing people rashly might cause secondary harm.

Steve turned around, trying to find his phone to call an ambulance.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Joanna standing beside the broken coffee table with broken glass shards in her hair, trembling on the phone.

Joanna put the phone to her ear, and when she looked up, she saw Steve's face.

The call was quickly connected, and the gentle and polite voice of the operator came to my ears.

Joanna was stunned for a moment by Steve's face.

【Fuck!Am I acting too calm?

Am I being seen through?

Oh my god!I should have stepped aside and not made this call! 】

Joanna's silly look made Steve couldn't help curling his lips.

"Hi! Hello! This is the 911 hotline, how can I help you?"

"Hello! How are you?"

"Hello! Are you still online?"

Under Steve's gaze and the operator's call, Joanna finally came to her senses.

[Damn it!The phone is dialed!

Just treat me as a calm coolgirl! 】

Joanna took a deep breath and said, "Hello, there was a car accident here. The accident happened at the Oak Coffee Shop at the west entrance of Brooklyn Park."

Joanna glanced at Steve, turned her body slightly, and continued to speak to the operator on the other end of the phone: "Yes! A bus collided with a car. There are..."

"Three people! Two adults and one child!" Steve yelled at Joanna quickly.

Joanna made an "ok" gesture and continued: "Two adults and one child."

"The child doesn't seem to be injured, but the adult is seriously injured and cannot move for the time being." Steve continued to Joanna.While talking, he turned his head to comfort the wounded in the car, and after explaining the situation to the injured adults, he first rescued the crying child from the back seat.

While explaining the situation to the operator on the other end of the phone, Joanna stepped forward and took the child from Steve's arms with one hand.

Steve nodded to Joanna, then jumped in the direction of the bus.

After a while, Joanna was asked to report the injuries of the bus personnel to the operator.

After doing all this, Steve yelled at Joanna: "Joanna, get out of the store with the baby in your arms and find a safe place to wait for the ambulance to come!"

Joanna didn't dare to delay. After hanging up the phone, she left the coffee shop with the crying little boy in her arms.

【team leader!

This little guy is really full of energy!My ears are almost deafened!

When I went out today, I didn't expect that there would be such entertainment as bringing children! 】

Joanna stood on the street blankly holding the crying little boy.

Her white shirt was stained with the little boy's blood, tears, and... snot.

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Joanna: [My new shirt!My clean jeans!I did my hair yesterday! 】

Steve: You...you stop crying.Break up, break up, you are so cute, there will be many girls like you... huh?

Joanna: What the hell do you know!

Steve:  …

Amber: First day of dating with kids!Cheating duck!

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