[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

"Cursed" was a word Joanna didn't like.Even though she's an out-and-out atheist, she doesn't like that word.This word sounds like "bad luck", although modern scientific knowledge can't explain it at all, but that doesn't stop it from messing up your life.It's as bad as just eating a hamburger with a fly in it.

How much Joanna wanted Metz to explain things to her right now.At least explain this "curse" to her clearly, she doesn't want to live with some unnecessary "curse".However, Metz did not intend to talk to Joanna all night, and as soon as the wine in the glass was finished, she stood up and walked outside.

"where are you going?"

"Downstairs, work."

"and then?"

Metz rolled his eyes: "Then wait until get off work, and then go home and sleep."

"That……"

"If you ask me again, I'll beat you up!" Metz said viciously.

Joanna closed her mouth tightly in fright, but after struggling for a long time, she finally asked pitifully, "Then... where do I live?"

"Wherever you want to live! It's Lucifer who promised to keep you, not me. Don't treat me as a nanny." After Metz finished speaking, she walked into the elevator without giving Joanna a chance to ask any questions. Li, closing the elevator door expressionlessly.

The room became extremely quiet.Joanna felt that she really needed to take a good rest right now, but after all she didn't have the courage to go upstairs, who knew what Lucifer would put in the upstairs room.Isn't that what horror movies say?Curious and stupid people usually die within half an hour of the start.Joanna didn't intend to make that stupid mistake, she didn't want to die so inexplicably.

After much deliberation, Joanna could only take off her shoes and lay down on the sofa.

The sofa Lucifer chose was big and soft. Los Angeles outside the house was still awake, and the whole city opened its eyes in the dark, looking at Joanna, a foreigner.Joanna turned on her phone and logged on to Facebook.

Some time ago, because of SHIELD, Joanna almost forgot about her wonderful netizens.Now that I think about it, since S.H.I.E.L.D. is gone, she and Steve are both legitimately dating.There is really no need for the account that was previously applied for for work to continue to exist.

Joanna lay back on the sofa, re-added a few big friends with her private account, and then submitted an account cancellation application to Facebook.

Half an hour later, Joanna received the message.

Steve: You have two accounts? ? ? ? ?

Joanna: :) You might as well take a guess at what's going on here.

Steve: Okay, I think I get it.

Joanna: (*/ω＼*) You found out.

Steve: I didn't expect you to lie to me for so long.

Joanna: This is definitely the most awesome thing on my job resume. (Sorry, I would like to use a more elegant adjective, but I still think this word is more flavorful).

Steve held the phone and showed a helpless smile.In fact, he and Joanna haven't connected on Facebook in a long time.Since he discovered that he had feelings for Joanna that went beyond friendship, he was more inclined to contact Joanna by phone or talk directly face to face.He loved the realism of being able to hear Joanna's voice.That made him feel that the vague decades of difference between himself and her didn't exist, and that made him feel the steadiness of life.

But right now, Joanna chose to contact him by text when it was convenient for both of them to talk.It's not hard for Steve to guess why.

Steve: Are you okay?Lucifer and the others didn't embarrass you, did they?

Joanna: Oh my god, Steve, how long have you been away?There is no need to worry so much, right?

Steve held the phone and smiled.He seemed to be able to see Joanna replying to the message with one hand with that proud but feigned disgust expression right now.

Natasha, who was holding the steering wheel firmly, couldn't help squinting at Steve: "Joanna?"

"Ah."

Natasha glanced at Steve's expression again: "So, you convinced her?"

"What convinced her?"

"You know what I'm talking about. About what you're going to do next."

Steve fell silent.Seeing Steve's reaction, Natasha couldn't help but sighed: "I thought you made it clear with her in the alley. I left on purpose. Steve, I think you're hiding this from her... …not too good."

After Steve sent Joanna a "good night, go to bed early" message, he put his phone away: "She doesn't need to know this."

Natasha was completely speechless: "Captain, to be honest, if I didn't know that you are Captain America, I would have wondered if you were a scumbag right now."

"What man?"

"Scumbag." Natasha said angrily, "I'll tell you, modern women hate men's self-righteous deception the most."

Steve was a little uncomfortable being told by Natasha, he turned his face out of the car window, looking at the dark night outside the window: "I just want to keep her safe."

Natasha shrugged: "So I said it was 'self-righteous'."

Steve glanced at Natasha and didn't answer.

Joanna, who said good night to Steve, was lying on the sofa and swiping twitter. When she was swiping vigorously, a message popped out suddenly.

Tony: Do you have a Bruce Wayne social account? !

Joanna:? ? ? ? ? ?Didn't you see him the last time you were in Gotham?Why are you so surprised?

Tony: It's one thing to flirt with a girl face to face, but it's another thing to add to her social account!

Joanna:? ? ? ? ?I don't really understand the world of your rich people.Also, haven't you had surgery and are recuperating?

Tony: Don't digress.

Joanna: ...

Tony: When did you add his account?Captain, does he know?

Joanna: ...Boss, tell me honestly, is it because Miss Pep is not with you at the moment and confiscated your tablet again.You can't fiddle with gizmos to pass the time with your phone, so you have to torture me?

Tony: Don't digress.How on earth did you and Wayne meet?

Joanna: Boss, your tone sounds like a parent scolding an underage girl.

Tony: Am I not your hacker dad?

Joanna: [I advise you to be an individual.jpg]

Tony let out a long breath and took the phone away from his eyes.The wound on the chest still hurts a bit, the doctor said it was a normal postoperative reaction.Although the test results have proved the success of the operation, Tony still has some doubts that the doctor may have made a mistake during the operation, so that he lay in the hospital bed for several days without recovering.

Tony thought the world was a little crazy.He thought it was the most unreliable action for him to fight that psychopath in silence some time ago, but he didn't expect that the first news he got out of the predicament was that the captain gave S.H.I.E.L.D. Demolished.But he blew up his battle armor, and the captain was still holding the shield made by S.H.I.E.L.D., so it seemed that he barely managed to win the round.

While enduring the discomfort caused by the wound, Tony picked up his phone and looked at it again.

Looking back on the past half a month, Tony discovered for the first time that the pace of life is moving faster and more unpredictable than he imagined.

In contrast, Joanna was simply enviably simple.Even with someone like Steve, to Tony, Joanna was still the sand sculpture he knew.

At least, the information just now can prove this point.

For a moment, Tony envies Steve a little.This kind of envy that shouldn't exist made Tony feel sick again the next moment.

It is not a good thing to indulge in things that are familiar to you.It's cowardly to feel secure in being in control of a familiar situation.

He shouldn't be envious of Steve.

Because the same as always that Joanna symbolizes is not something worth pursuing.

Tony's mind was racing through all this, and he continued to send Joanna nonsense messages.

Tony: So, that Wayne is poaching Captain?

Joanna: [I don't really want to talk to you.jpg]

Tony: Can't you just chat with the patient?

Joanna: Can't you sleep well, sick?

Tony: No.How about... come to me to play flying chess, and I will give you a popular science on Bruce Wayne's scum index?

Joanna: [My family is poor, I am leaving.jpg]

Tony: Where are you, I sent Happy to pick you up.

Joanna: Los Angeles【Smile.jpg】

Tony froze.Once again he finds the trajectory of life so unpredictable, even that of Joanna.

Tony: Why did you go to Los Angeles?Over there... got a new job?Which company has such a big heart?

Joanna: [Smile·jpg] Go ask Natasha and them.

Joanna's reply completely stunned Tony.

Ask Natasha?What's the matter with Natasha?

Tony felt that his brain was not functioning well, and now he began to think about whether it was necessary for Jarvis to review the progress of the operation day, especially the use of anesthesia.Not being able to keep up with Joanna's chat rhythm is a small matter, and it will affect his future armor system...

Thinking of this, Tony stopped thinking.

Recently, he often has thoughts related to battle armor.He didn't realize how often these thoughts appeared before, but since he promised Pep that he would no longer be Iron Man, he suddenly found that these thoughts would always pop up when he didn't expect them.And this made him quite irritated.

Tony wasn't going to continue going around in circles with Joanna, and he didn't want to guess what was going on.He persuaded himself that the matter of the Avengers had nothing to do with him.At least for now, those guys seem to be doing just fine without him, like... carrying Nick Fury's S.H.I.E.L.D.

Tony exits the Facebook interface and starts playing Sudoku.Played for about ten minutes.In the end, he couldn't hold back and called Natasha.

As soon as Natasha got on the phone, she heard Tony ask over the phone, "What the hell are you doing? Why did that idiot Joanna go to Los Angeles?"

Natasha glanced at Steve's gloomy face, and replied in a serious tone: "Tony, I'm with the captain, and... I'm driving."

"What? You and the captain are driving?!"

Steve:? ? ? ? ?

Natasha:  …

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【Werewolf version】

Judge: Please open your eyes at dawn, last Christmas Eve.

Lucifer: I am not a prophet, but I am a good person.For my identity, please see the status of Joanna's statement.

Metz: I didn't pay attention to my identity, whatever, I'll go with the winning team.

Steve: Let me analyze it again.On the first night, Rumlo was my killing. He took Nick away, but was rescued by the witch's medicine.The next day everyone voted for rumlo, and I tested Joanna at night, my golden water.Now there are still... I don't know how many wolves are left, everyone can't give up hope.

Natasha: I'm a good person, I'm going with the prophet.

Tony: I didn't pay attention to it, but I think Natasha and Steve are not in the right state. When I talked to them, Natasha said they were driving.In the middle of the night, everyone closed their eyes, why are you driving!

Judge: Player Joanna is banned, please express your opinion with body language.

Joanna: [Smile.jpg]