even if you are a man

So Song Xiang went offline with a dark face.

As soon as he opened QQ, all the messages from last Tuesday to the present were poured over, and the notebook beeped for a while.

All of them are from Nanshan, and of course the content is all urging him to open a hole quickly.

Big Xia Longque: I met a person pretending to be me in the game.

Nanshan: Uncle, you finally appeared.Someone pretending to be you?You're not the first one, you haven't shown your face in ten years, anyone can pretend to be you, don't worry, your readers are used to it, no one will believe it.

This reaction is quite normal... Song Xiang doesn't think it's Nanshan's hands and feet, and if he did it, it's too much like that... the tune of a black-bellied and domineering president.

Daxia Longque: I have written [-] in the past few days.

Nanshan: Great job, sir!I thought you were addicted to games these two days and forgot about me.

Daxia Longque: Is it really you?

Nanshan: What?

Big Xia Longque: Forget it.I will open it as soon as possible, you can rest assured this time.

Nanshan: Alright sir, congratulations!

Song Xiang was still worried after thinking about it.

Daxia Longque: No, you can send me a picture of you.

Nanshan: ...I won't have sex with you.

Daxia Longque: It's the same as saying that I have a crush on you.

Nanshan: That's right, Lianye is much prettier than me.

Big Xia Longque: Don't be poor, send it quickly!

Nanshan didn't hesitate much, and immediately sent a photo.Dressed formally, with a white shirt, tie and suit, he has delicate features, a pair of thin gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his eyes are a bit cold.But the whole person is a bit of the otherworldly taste of "picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and seeing Nanshan leisurely".

The holographic online game can adjust the appearance, but no matter whether it is adjusted up or down, it is based on its original face, so you can always recognize it when you see it... Nanshan and Muscular Brother have no similarity at all.

Song Xiang finally felt relieved.

Nanshan: It's the first time I've known you for so many years and asked me for a photo. What happened?

Daxia Longque: It's nothing, you don't look like you to me.

Nanshan: What's different?

Daxia Longque: I think you look like a gentle scum, dressed like a beast, and I am quite a dick.

Nanshan: ...Just say that you are uglier than me.

Daxia Longque: No, I think objectively and fairly, I am still more handsome.

Nanshan: The one who opened the pit is the most handsome.

Daxia Longque: That must be me.I'm going to code, bye!

Nanshan: Goodbye.

So Song Chang adjusted his mood, spent three hours writing another [-] words, and then posted a cover for himself, then went to the Qingshu.com website, logged on to the author account, and posted the copy of the new article "Laughing" , In fact, it’s just one sentence—I’ve become an idiot when I cried, I’m laughing at you.

Afterwards, he lay down in the game cabin again, opened the friend list immediately after logging into the game, and clicked on the boss.

Before he could speak, the leader of the gang first sent him a thousand-mile sound transmission: "He should be the sword god."

Song Xiang held his breath in his throat and couldn't get up or down. He carefully calmed down his mood and tone: "What's wrong?"

"Before he promised me to open a new article earlier, and he released the copy not long after that."

Song Xiang silently dripped blood and tears in his heart, and pretended to be pleasantly surprised: "It's really me!? Then I can rest assured!"

After spending so much effort and making such a big deal, in the end, I still make a wedding dress for the counterfeit!

The true sword god is about to be pissed off!die!provoke! ! !

There are so many coincidences now, I don't believe it's not Nanshan's ghost, Song Chang, but this guy Nanshan's speech is impeccable, without revealing the slightest flaw... His mother is really a gentle scum, a black-bellied and domineering president... Once upon a time, he was so gentle and pure Good Nanshan, just learned badly like this!

But since it was Nanshan's fault, then Muscular Brother shouldn't be a bad guy, so there's no need to worry about him plotting a scabbard or something.

Song Xiang thought that would be fine.

Anyway, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years. One day, let's see if he can kill this scumbag Nanshan.

The copywriting and cruel words were all released, and Song Xiangda could only knock down his teeth and swallow his blood to type well.

Next, Song Xiang insisted on spending at least three hours every day coding... Finally, he saved up to [-] manuscripts, and only he knew how hard he worked.During this period, while continuing his deputy job of reselling materials and equipment, he continued to seize the time to practice hard, and (wishfully) strive to become a generation of online game masters as soon as possible.In short, it is as inspirational as it is inspirational, and as bitter as it is bitter.

On the day the pit was opened, Song Xiang's cultivation level had risen from the initial stage of foundation establishment to the middle stage of consecration.

After spending so much time, in fact, it only increased by one level.Song Xiang just wanted to sigh, cultivation is so difficult, and games are so cheating.

In these days, the friendly and enthusiastic Rao Ming couple would take the light bulbs that had just entered the fairyland to Comrade Song to do the daily camp when they had time. Song Xiang was very grateful, and immediately forged a deep revolutionary friendship with the two.

At the same time, I also learned a lot about the situation of Lianye City. For example, Lianye City only appeared half a year ago. It will appear two or three times; another example is that the leader of Lianye City doesn't even know who Lianye is...

What a wonder.

Song Xiang suddenly felt that Lian Ye was quite sad. He worked so hard as an undercover agent, but the gang leader didn't know him at all, and it wasn't for him that he established such a guild... Although Lian Ye's motives were not pure at all.

But after thinking about it again, although the scabbard was indeed the Sword God Palace built for him, but she didn't say that she was in vain, and even recognized another insignificant passer-by as herself, probably holding it in her hand now What about Pearl?Song Xiang suddenly realized that his situation was no better than Lian Ye's, it could even be said to be worse than him...

Alas, my heart is bitter.

Just as he was sighing, Song Xiang received a message from someone outside the system game room calling him.

As soon as he went out, he realized that it was Shen Luo who called him to eat.Think about how this ancestor has been with him for so long.

At the dinner table, Shen Luo frowned and said, "Wangcai, I found that your life is really unhealthy."

Song Xiang said, "Don't call me Wangcai."

"No, whether Ah Qu or Chang Chang, they seem to be barking like a dog."

"You can call cousin."

"That's not okay, you are too young, calling you cousin always feels like I'm at a disadvantage."

This is Shen Luo's big truth. Song Qu's appearance hasn't changed much after graduating from university. His skin is good, his eyes are firm and energetic, and he stays at home writing for a long time. She looked like a college graduate, which made her envious and jealous.

Song Qu looked at Shen Luo with pitiful and sympathetic eyes, and said earnestly: "...Silly girl, you are only 29 in my generation."

"Bastard!" Shen Luo ran away in an instant, almost flipping the table, and the housekeeping robot 5.0 was running around anxiously behind her.

Song Xiang calmly ate his meal as if it had nothing to do with him.

"Hey," Shen Luo suddenly thought of something, and said gloomily, "Have you been dating online recently?"

I really don't know how Miss Shen's brain circuit is long. Song Chang was deeply shocked by her unique associative function, which was different from ordinary people. He accidentally choked on rice grains and coughed non-stop.

Shen Luo continued on his own: "I heard that our gang leader has gotten very close to a man recently. Judging by his usual performance of 'not liking human beings', that man can only be His beloved sword god is great."

"..." Song Xiang finally stopped coughing, and almost choked on his own saliva when he heard this sentence.

This situation sounds familiar, is it possible that the eldest lady is also from the Sword God Palace!Fuck!Fortunately, my brother was kicked out to join Evening City because of his understanding of righteousness!

"Why do you keep coughing?" Shen Luo frowned, laughed after thinking about it, "Oh, I understand, you are guilty."

Guilty ghost, I was scared to pee by your weird thinking.

"Grandma, your guess is too scary." Song Xiang poured dirty water solemnly, "And the person you mentioned is not me, I think it should be purely because your gang leader is in love."

"...Oh, so it's not." Shen Luo was very depressed at once, and after a while, fire flashed in his eyes, and he raised his head and said, "The boss is really crooked! Tsk tsk, that's why all good men go to fuck No wonder I'm single."

Song Xiangdada continued to be calm and composed, and planed and ate vegetables regardless of his own affairs.

After dinner, Shen Luo ordered Song to play less games, write more, eat on time, and go to bed early.

Song Xiang scolded, "Brother's house lives in a stinky girl, and I'm still in charge of my brother's house", but he still listened to the words in his heart.

But it's still early, Song Xiang continued to climb up the game.

He woke up in the character's home. Before Song Xiang could do anything, the Wuyinqin in the package took the initiative to turn into a spirit and stood in front of him. He quickly grabbed his ear and said, "It's been so long! When did you Go to Mount Baiyu!"

"..." So the NPC in the holographic game is too smart, and even came out to remind him if he didn't do the task all the time.Song Xiang sighed, thinking about Shen Luo's broken love, he sighed in a fake way, "There is no way, he ran away with others, and I can't go to Baiyu Mountain alone."

"...No prospect." Wuyin snorted, then said pitifully, "Oh, but he can be forgiven."

What is this called!Song Xiang suddenly realized that when the staff set up the NPC of Wuyin, they must have been lazy and only wrote one command-taunt the players to death, and then drive them out of the game.

In short, Song Xiangda was unhappy again.