even if you are a man

Chapter 8 Counterfeit goods

Song Xiang thinks that every man should have the heroic dream of "putting all his muscles together and saving the world". This is the so-called romance of a man... Well, he doesn't know about other men, but he has it anyway.

Song Xiang walked quickly to their table, held Brother Muscle's right hand excitedly with both hands, and shook vigorously: "Is this the sword god! It also fits the sword god in my mind! It really is a pure man A real man!"

"This is the friend I just mentioned." Sheath explained to the muscular brother with a dazed face and half-twitching face without changing his expression, "He likes you very much too."

Song Xiang sat down next to the leader of the gang with a surge of emotion.

"Hello, Dao Shen Dao! My name is One Hundred Years of Solitude. May I ask how many times a week do you exercise? How long does it take?"

Brother Muscle twitched his lips, "Don't you ask me about Xinwen?"

"Oh..." Song Xiang's enthusiasm immediately faded, "Then when will your new article be released? What's the name of the new article?"

Brother Muscle was satisfied, he winked at Song Xiang, a little excited and shy: "Guess."

Song Xiang: "..." Pretending to be very dedicated, this kind of cheap tone is really his style...but shy ass!

Dao Sheath continued to ask: "Why do you want to authorize the work to the *author?"

"If you want to authorize, then authorize it."

"I thought you were deliberate."

"Tell you quietly," the muscular brother winked coquettishly at the scabbard, "Actually, I'm gay."

Song Xiang: "..."

Was that wink just what he understood?Is Brother Muscle implying something to the boss? !Is Brother Muscle using his status as "Knife God" to imply something to the leader!

Don't do weird things in someone else's identity!Thousands of muddy horses roared past Song Xiang's heart.

The scabbard was very calm, nodded unmoved and said: "I see."

Song Xiang breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, he finally came out of the envy when he first saw Muscular Brother.The bastard in front of me has taken his own identity, and I don't know why...

Wait, is he trying to trick his fans into getting gay? !

Song Xiang couldn't calm down immediately, the more he thought about it, the more weird the muscle brother's eyes were when he looked at the scabbard.The leader of the gang seems to be crazy and cool, but he is actually a bit stupid, as can be seen from the fact that he can recognize the stupid bird like Muscular Brother as himself.Besides, if he likes him so much, he might be cheated of money and sex in the end...

No, no, my fans have an obligation to protect themselves.

Song Xiang chatted secretly with the scabbard: "Are you sure it's the sword god? Is there any evidence?"

The scabbard replied quickly: "Not sure."

Song Xiang: "...Then how did you find it?!"

"I just say it's possible."

"...Then how do you think it's possible for him?"

"He admitted it himself."

Song Xiang suddenly felt a faint pain in the egg, "Believe what others say! Do you believe me when I say that I am the sword god?"

The scabbard replied indifferently: "Well, when will the new article be released?"

Song Xiang: "..." Actually, you don't think you can find the Sword God at all, do you?

The two people at the other end were chatting secretly, and Brother Muscle didn't know it, he was a little confused as to why the two of them were suddenly silent together: "Huh?"

"I'm sorry, just now the deputy gangster chatted secretly about my guild affairs." The gang leader didn't change his face.

Pretend, too good at pretending.After Song Xiang despised the scabbard, he turned around and acted like a fanatical fan, "I'm so excited to see the sword god himself! I'm so excited that I can't speak!"

"Really." Brother Muscle stretched out his hand to pluck his bangs, and then winked at Song Xiang, "Don't love me too much."

A rough, muscular man making this action... It's really not a pleasing picture.Song Xiang suddenly felt a little itchy in his hands, and wanted to whip something.

But still endured, he put his hand on the table with restraint, and knocked again and again: "Dao Shen Dao, can you sign me? Or tell me when the new article will be published, so I can go to my friends Let's show off that I met you."

"Is that so..." Brother Muscle pondered for a while, "I'm sorry, but I don't want too many people to know my identity."

Of course you don’t want to, because it’s fake!

"Then why are you willing to reveal it to us!"

Brother Muscle was moved: "Because of the scabbard, he really likes me, and I like him too."

No, no, it's clearly written on your face, "Because other people are stupid and rich and handsome", and "I want to date"...

Song Xiang was not very happy, but he couldn't think of any seamless and flawless way to expose the fake without implicating himself.

The counterfeit took the initiative to find the scabbard to confess his identity instead of looking for someone else, which means that he has some purpose for the scabbard, it may be equipment, it may be power, or it may be beauty...

He whispered to the scabbard again: "Do you think the sword god will be such a coquettish person like him?"

"I don't know." Dao Sheath said, "But the 'Sword God's Works Understanding Degree Questionnaire' he made is a perfect score."

It sounded so powerful, Song Xiang asked: "...What is that?"

"The questionnaire contains all the questions about the works of the sword god. Before joining the sword god palace, you must answer more than [-] points."

Song Xiang was particularly disdainful: "Cut, I can give full marks too."

"Then let me ask you a simple question," Dao Sheath thought for a while, "Who is the most capable servant of Chen Jian's grandpa's uncle's sister's grandson?"

"..." What kind of perverted question is this!It's still at the simple level... Song Xiang forgot to write one book after writing it. He only has new articles in his mind. It would be strange to know such tricky details that have nothing to do with the main story in the previous article. He was surprised: "He doesn't even have this Can you answer them all?"

"I can answer that too." The leader said in a flat, natural tone with a little, imperceptible pride hidden in it.

"..." Song Xiang was a little dumbfounded.

But knowing this, Song Xiang was even more confused about Brother Muscle.

To be honest, if he wasn't the sword god himself, he would probably be confused as well.In the few days before getting along in Qinjian Valley, Song Xiang was completely sure that the scabbard was definitely his true fan, but even he felt that Muscular Brother fit the sword god he imagined.Furthermore, from the questionnaire just now, we can know that Brother Muscle can answer a question that even the Sword God himself could not answer!

In this way, the muscular brother has an advantage. No matter what question is asked, he only needs to answer "sorry, I can't disclose" or "guess", and he will never show his feet.But now it seems that the matter is not serious, maybe only the gang leader and himself know about Brother Muscle. !

Song Xiang was annoyed.

Seeing that the two people on the other side didn't talk, the muscular guy was upset again: "I probably won't start a new article in the short term."

Song Xiang was shocked when he heard the words, and the speculation he made just now was overturned again. Brother Muscle is so sure that he will not publish a new article in a short time?What if he gets slapped in the face, hasn't he thought about it?

This fucking can't be Nanshan!

Song Xiang felt that he probably had true love for Nanshan, and no matter what guesses he could guess, he could guess Nanshan... Although he hadn't guessed it right once, but this time it was still very suspicious.

"Why?" Scabbard asked with a frown.

Brother Muscle shrugged, "I want to play the game well."

"Then why did you post on Weibo before?"

"I originally wanted to AFK, but after posting Weibo, I suddenly encountered a hidden mission and wanted to continue playing." Muscle Brother sighed, "I can't control it either."

Song Xiang felt like a Spartan when he heard this!This cliff is Nanshan! "Sword God, what is your ID?"

"Oh," Brother Muscle wasn't very happy when the topic was changed, but he still said patiently, "My name is Zhongdou Nanshanxia."

Hearing the name, Song Xiang wanted to clench his tail and run away.

But his nerves were tense for about half a minute, and suddenly he relaxed again—today is Monday, Nanshan has to go to work, and Nanshan has seen his ID card, even though he has been made 10% ugly now, he should be able to Recognize it, and once you recognize it, it is impossible to treat him like just now.

Song Xiang went to hell and heaven again within 1 minute, and cold sweat came down his back.

And during the time when he was struggling alone, the leader of the gang had already reached an agreement with the counterfeit to play games together...

It's not that Song Xiang wanted to play with the leader of the gang, but it seemed that something that should belong to him was taken away by someone swaggeringly in front of him... Song Xiang was unhappy...not happy!

Just at this time, the secret chat of the gang leader came: "I'll try him again."

Song Xiang thought for a while and said: "Actually, have you ever thought about it, even if you prove that he is the sword god, so what? If you get in touch with him and find that he has shortcomings that you can't bear at all, he doesn't If you imagined it so well, wouldn't you be very sad."

"Wouldn't it be great to find out that he's better than I thought, and that I didn't like him for ten years?"

What you said is very good and touching, yes, but you have even found the wrong person, brother.

Song Xiang sighed: "Well, you look stupid, be careful not to be deceived."

"……Um."

After bidding farewell to the two of them, Song Xiang wanted to type quickly, and make a hole as soon as he finished typing, so that he could slap that fake Muscular Brother in the face...

But in a bad mood, thinking about this all the time, with distracting thoughts in his mind, Song Xiang's speed fell below [-] per hour.

Song Xiangda felt even more unhappy.

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like