even if you are a man

But Shen Luo was back to normal the next day.

When Song Xiang woke up at nine o'clock in the morning, she was cooking in the kitchen, and the housekeeping robot 5.0 was walking around to help her, a picture of a loving mother and a filial son...

It's weird, Song Xiang yawned.

After he finished brushing his teeth and washing his face, he came out of the bathroom, and there was already an appetizing breakfast on the dining table... Those who can cook are all good women. Although their personality is a bit bad, they still have advantages... …etc!This milk-white porcelain plate, this exquisite knife and fork, this British style teapot and cups with gold rims...

Fuck brother's nest has been transformed by alien invasion!

Song Xiang asked calmly, "When are you going to get back together this time?"

The other party shook his head calmly, "We won't get back together."

Song Xiang immediately planned to persuade her with kind words: "Girls, don't always act..."

The other party continued to say calmly with no expression on his face: "He proposed to break up."

"..." Hearing this, Song Xiang took a bite of the egg and choked it in his throat.

The housekeeping robot 5.0 thoughtfully handed over a glass of water.

"Thanks, hiccup." Song Xiang drank water and swallowed the food, shut up after trying to say something, and said for a long time, "Tell brother what you need, and he will satisfy you with whatever he can do."

Shen Luo immediately got excited, she didn't look like a girl who just broke up with her love yesterday: "Then you and Lian Ye can make some material for me?"

I forgot to mention before that Shen Luo is a rotten girl, and she also writes articles on Qingshu.com. She is not as great as Daxia Longque and Lianye, but she is already a Zihong, who specializes in writing *, on the female channel.By the way, the first article in Shen Luo's life was based on Song Qu's prototype, so if you make a prototype, just make a prototype, Song Qu doesn't care...

But it is a subject.

Thinking of this, Song Xiang twitched his eyebrows, with a bitter expression on his face: "It can't be done."

Shen Luo had expected it a long time ago: "Then have sex with our gang leader? Let me tell you that he is an idiot, even more infatuated with you than Lianye... Well, although it's not that kind of relationship, I'm so cute."

Song twitched his forehead, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "...you don't have any other ideas besides making your brother gay?"

Shen Luo nodded honestly without hesitation: "Yes."

"..." So all of Song Xiang's beautiful fantasies about women in his life were ruined by his sister.

After eating, Shen Luo took pictures of the empty plate for a long time, and finally found a satisfactory photo and posted it on Weibo, with the caption: "Find someone who is willing to eat up all the dishes I cook haha#谷辱#失tongue"

Song Xiang watched her tricks from the sidelines, and said helplessly, "If you use this trick to make him jealous, it's better to just go to him and act cute and coquettish to please him. All men like this."

"People who are 29 years old and haven't even figured out their sexuality are not qualified to give advice. You don't understand..." Shen Luo put away the phone and said in a low voice, "We are all waiting for the other party to compromise, I don't want to Compromise, so I don't lose."

It's not that I can't lose, it's not that I won't lose, but that I don't lose... It's the same as winning with her poor Bala look.

Song Xiang touched his nose.

In the past, he only knew that Shen Luo had a boyfriend who had been dating since freshman year, but he didn't know that this boyfriend was as stupid as her, and he didn't know that the relationship between the two of them was so complicated, and he didn't know if it was all love in the world. They're all so stupid and complicated... Thinking about it this way, I suddenly feel that I probably won't be able to get a wife in this life.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help stretching out his hand, caressing the bald titanium alloy round head of the housekeeping robot 5.0 lovingly, and said with emotion: "Let's just live together."

Song Xiang didn't bother to care about Shen Luo anymore, and he couldn't care about her anyway, so he went back to the room to play games alone, still meditating on the surface, but actually typing.

But I couldn't concentrate, so in the end Song Chang sent a Weibo——

Daxia Longque V: All the articles under her name are authorized to Aluo, who is a cat. If you are interested, you can read the fanfic written by her. Straight men and straight women, please be careful.

[A Luo who is a cat] is Shen Luo's pen name.

The improvement of copyright laws in the middle of the 21st century has hindered the development of the fandom. Even if it is non-profit and non-commercial, everyone will ask the copyright owner in advance.In the past, Shen Luo always asked him for authorization. In fact, not only Shen Luo, many people came to him for authorization, but Song Xiang refused.

A long time ago, a senior author talked to him about this. He said that the very, very beloved character he wrote was completely transformed into someone else by someone else; The two people who have a little relationship are badly written by others; but he also said that someone understands and loves his story as much as he himself, and his characters... What he wrote can be said to be perfect or even sublimated His work, he was very moved and grateful...

In the end, he said to Song Xiang, whether it is an article or a character, if it is written, it is your child, and you have to be responsible for them.

Song Xiang remembered it very clearly, so he never let go of the copyright.But now the situation is special...

This mother is brother's own cub!Should my aunt be happier now?

Then it's time to wait for a reply.

Dark Room: This Weibo makes me wonder if you are straight or curvy...

Daxia Longque V: Reply to the lamp in the dark room: You can guess this strong man

A hundred love letters to the sword god: finally waiting for you!Fortunately, I did not give up!With the first authorization, there is the second authorization!So, God of the Sword, do you also read Arlo's *articles! ! ! [key disorder

Daxia Longque V: Reply to the One Hundred Love Letters to the Sword God: I have seen #谢谢

Scabbard: When will the new article be released?

Daxia Longque V: Reply to the scabbard: soon

This name, coupled with this question... If not for all Song Xiang's fans calling him Dao Shea, he would have thought that this was the leader himself, and even the tone of voice was very similar... I don't know if he could find it by himself What's the matter, will you be disappointed if you don't find it?Just thinking about it makes Song Xiang feel...in a good mood.

When the mood is good, the thinking is smooth, and the hand speed is of course fast.Song Xiang's speed soared to [-] per hour and reached its peak, which lasted for more than three hours, until it was interrupted by irresistible external factors.

It was a thousand-mile sound transmission from the scabbard: "I may have found the sword god."

How can it be!

Song Xiang suddenly lost the mood to continue typing, and his thoughts became a mess.After calming down for five seconds, he analyzed two possibilities: one possibility is that the scabbard really found that person and regarded him as the sword god, and the other possibility was that the scabbard discovered that he was the sword god... and Song Xiang found that no matter what the possibility was, it would not make him happy.

Besides, it was yesterday that they came out of the hidden map, right? !Is he too efficient in doing things, or is he too stupid to be deceived?

While Song Xiang was thinking wildly, the next thousand-mile sound transmission of the scabbard had arrived: "Do you want to come and see? We are in Fenglai Tower in Feiye City."

Song Xiang suddenly had a decision in his heart: "I'll be there soon... Speaking of which, what does the sword god look like?"

The scabbard's reply came quickly: "I can't tell..."

Just when Song Xiang wanted to complain in a strange way, "Master, you talk a lot of nonsense", he sent another sentence: "But it is the same as the author I imagined in my mind when I was 16 years old when I just finished watching "Soul of the Army". fit."

Song Xiang: "..."

So Song Xiang rushed all the way to Fenglai Building in Feiye City with expectations that he couldn't even express, and saw the still handsome but still expressionless scabbard on the second floor...and sitting opposite him...a body full of powerful muscles , a tall man with a very fit body.

Song Xiang felt that the scabbard's eyes might be blurred.

This looks like a big man with well-developed limbs who no longer needs a brain. Apart from his gender, how does he fit him! ! !

Damn it!There is only one consciousness left in Song Xiang's well-developed, complex, and full of storylines and character settings: good!envy!Mu!