even if you are a man
Chapter 45 Two Idiots
Since he couldn't even participate in the guild war, Song Xiang didn't want to (obviously) follow Xu Yanting, so he had to use the rewards from the previous mission to disguise himself as a magician and go to the gate of the Sword God Palace to stay.
In order to surprise and deceive others, this time he turned into a...female, um...and a peerless beauty... Well, she is actually the ideal type of the former straight man Song Xiang, no, no, daydream type ——Seven points of hibiscus noodles, three points of enchanting air, pure and hot, big breasts, long legs, slender waist and hips, everything is available.
Song Chang thinks this way, this game is full of handsome men and beautiful women, who are too ordinary but easy to remember, such as his previous appearance.But he completely forgot that how to adjust this game is based on the original face, and if he can adjust to this level, he will definitely not be bad.
So it's no surprise that Song Chang was accosted by many men once, two, three, four, five or six times.When he belatedly realized something was wrong and wanted to start over with a different face, he saw Xu Yanting.
It's been a long time since Song Xiang saw Xu Yanting's aloofness that he was saying to people "I don't like the world" or "I don't like human beings even more", or it can be said that the situation is especially serious this time?In short, it is absolutely understandable for this face to be feared by others.
Mr. Qiao came out with Xu Yanting, they communicated for a while, and then separated in two opposite directions.
Song Xiang hurriedly followed Xu Yanting, and just passed by Mr. Qiao who was on the way. At that moment, Song Xiang heard Mr. Qiao say with a smile, "Young lady, your piano fell off."
The moment Mr. Qiao spoke, Song Xiang's spine felt a chill, and he was a little nervous. He thought that all of this could be discovered, but after listening to him... it felt very subtle.How should I put it, this is Mr. Qiao!The scheming, strategizing, and elusive Mr. Joe the smiling tiger!He actually said "this girl" politely, and used the old stalk of "you dropped something"!
Song Xiang had goosebumps all over his body and came out for a dance together, and then wanted to laugh very much.Oh yes, I forgot to mention before, the only disadvantage of this cross-dressing ability is that it cannot change the voice, so when he turns into a woman, he can only be a dumb beauty.
Song turned his head to look at Mr. Qiao, and found that Mr. Qiao was also looking at him, but his face was cramped, his eyes wandered, and he looked stupid when he was just in love.Song Xiang was frightened by his appearance at first, and then felt guilty. After all, he might have caused him to fall in love with someone who would never be possible at first sight, but thinking of some unpleasant experiences before, Song Xiang felt calm again.
He gave him a friendly smile, and then prepared to continue following Xu Yanting.
Xu Yanting also heard Mr. Qiao's clumsy accost, he turned his head and said calmly and formulaically: "Mr. Qiao, I think you have more important things to do."
Then Song Xiang noticed that Xu Yanting was stunned when he saw him.
Fuck, wait, what kind of look is this?The relationship is very complicated and the amount of information is very large. Maybe it can be directly translated as "I have been gay for many years, but one day I suddenly found that I still like women"?
It's just a sickness.Song Xiang felt like his heart was about to break... He promised to like Daxia Longque!No matter how you say it is also a handle, no matter how you say it is also a part of my brother.He just confessed his love not long ago, why did he stare straight at any beautiful woman on the street in a blink of an eye?
The most basic trust between people is gone!
Song Xiang watched Xu Yanting walking towards him with a blank expression in both displeasure and tiredness, and then stretched out his hand - Song Xiang felt his shoulders tighten, and then he was led towards Xu Yanting.
I'm going to get started here!
"My sister." Xu Yanting explained to Mr. Qiao, "You go to work first."
This is your sister!Straight men are all fucking the same thing!Song Xiang's face was full of energy throughout the whole process in his heart, and in the end he had mixed feelings, and was taken away with his shoulders in tears.
Halfway through, Xu Yanting asked: "Suddenly want to pretend to be a girl?"
"..." Song Xiang was stunned for half a second, and his mood quickly turned from cloudy to sunny, "You know it's me? I'm so messed up that my dad can't recognize me, can you recognize me?"
Xu Yanting glanced at him helplessly, "Wuyin and Ji are still in touch."
So Song Xiang immediately said expressionlessly, "Oh."
"...how did you come here?"
Song Xiang kicked the stone, and said angrily, "...Brother has been with you for more than ten days, and you only thought of asking this question now?"
What Xu Yanting meant was that after knowing his intentions, what would Song Xiang, a straight man, come to follow him for... He let go of Song Xiang's shoulder, stopped and turned around to look over.
Song Xiang also turned around to look at him, he had an intuition that Xu Yanting was about to say something serious and important, but when the two of them stared at each other for as long as ever, Xu Yanting still didn't say anything.
Song Xiang was also speechless, because he felt that the feeling of two people looking at each other was so good, the heartbeat was fast, the rhythm was light and pleasant, and all the sentences that he thought sour in the past could be expressed here The timing came in handy, and it turned out to be just right, especially for the occasion.
While looking at Xu Yanting fixedly, Song Qu found that he was even more handsome than he had imagined, especially those eyes, which were so beautiful, dark and deep, as if there was a whole world hidden in it, how do you look at it anyway? None of them get bored.
It's a pity, the long legs, big breasts, slender waist and hips, can't compare with him concentrating on blinking.
Although the current scene does not even reach the "romantic" corners and corners, but after the two people look at each other for a long time, the atmosphere is definitely enough.Song Xiang turned away his eyes and touched his nose, feeling a little embarrassed: "Actually, why don't you stop liking Daxia Longque, isn't it good that I am like this?"
Xu Yanting frowned: "You like this?"
"..." What kind of problem is this, there are still people who don't like themselves?Song Xiang nodded as a matter of course, "Of course I like it."
"..." Xu Yanting stared at him with complicated eyes for a while, then turned around and said, "I will try my best. As for the sexual orientation is innate, I don't know how to change it."
After speaking, he strode forward.
This reaction...was completely different from what Song Xiang thought. It was neither rejection nor acceptance, neither happy nor disgusted, but a little disappointed, lonely and sad... Did he not understand what brother meant at all?
But is it hard to understand?Still have ambiguity?Song Xiang scratched his head in distress, and took off several hairpin headdresses...
Oh yes, brother is now a woman.Wait, did Xu Yanting think that brother was forcing him to like girls?But Song Xiang thought about it again, and still felt that something was wrong. Most people definitely shouldn't understand that sentence when they hear it.
Or is it because Xu Yanting's IQ is too high and he thinks too much? ... Although this guess is also very strange, but Song Xiang thinks that this should be the best and most reasonable explanation at the moment... Well, I can only say that he is indeed the man that my brother likes, he is so different!
Song Xiang finally found the "truth", and immediately decided that he must work harder to explain the matter clearly.However, when he came back to his senses, Xu Yanting had gone so far that he couldn't even find him.This is definitely using a teleporter.
Song Xiang thought about it, and first went to the exchange to buy 9 sets of local tyrant fireworks specially used to express love in the game, and then opened the friends list to check Xu Yanting's current location - it is one of the key battle areas of the camp war, the Road to Longevity .
Although it is not in a place with suitable scenery like the main city, it is also very festive to set off fireworks to express your confession when the war is raging. Maybe there is a kind of bloody romance?I'll probably be scolded by other players as "too boring to be idle", but it sounds better that way...
Song Xiang thought very beautifully, so he quickly turned into a cat and mixed in.In the huge map of Changsheng Road, he avoided swords, lights, swords, magic powers of immortals, then hid in Tibet, traveled through the sea of people, and finally found Xu Yanting who was alone after crossing more than half of the map.
He seemed to be in a bad mood, and the two immortal cultivators were killed by him in a flash.Holding a sword flower in his hand, and shaking off the blood on the sword, Xu Yanting continued to walk forward with an indifferent expression, an unspeakable hostility shrouded his whole body, and his back was strong and lonely.
Song Xiang followed quickly, intending to call him back.
"Yo!" A man suddenly walked out of the nearby woods, and Song Xiang stopped Xu Yanting one step ahead. Song Xiang also knew this man, so it should be said that he would never forget it.
It was the muscular brother who pretended to be him back then, planting beans under Nanshan Mountain.
作者有话要说:喻欢扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-12-0121:37:34
路过扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-12-0122:06:08
Thanks for the reward guys! !
ha!ha!ha!I, Hu Hansan, are back again! ! ! !
It's been cold recently, everyone pay more attention to add clothes to keep warm.
My black third period is about to end, and the update frequency will resume soon.So the next update is on Thursday. 【V hand
In order to surprise and deceive others, this time he turned into a...female, um...and a peerless beauty... Well, she is actually the ideal type of the former straight man Song Xiang, no, no, daydream type ——Seven points of hibiscus noodles, three points of enchanting air, pure and hot, big breasts, long legs, slender waist and hips, everything is available.
Song Chang thinks this way, this game is full of handsome men and beautiful women, who are too ordinary but easy to remember, such as his previous appearance.But he completely forgot that how to adjust this game is based on the original face, and if he can adjust to this level, he will definitely not be bad.
So it's no surprise that Song Chang was accosted by many men once, two, three, four, five or six times.When he belatedly realized something was wrong and wanted to start over with a different face, he saw Xu Yanting.
It's been a long time since Song Xiang saw Xu Yanting's aloofness that he was saying to people "I don't like the world" or "I don't like human beings even more", or it can be said that the situation is especially serious this time?In short, it is absolutely understandable for this face to be feared by others.
Mr. Qiao came out with Xu Yanting, they communicated for a while, and then separated in two opposite directions.
Song Xiang hurriedly followed Xu Yanting, and just passed by Mr. Qiao who was on the way. At that moment, Song Xiang heard Mr. Qiao say with a smile, "Young lady, your piano fell off."
The moment Mr. Qiao spoke, Song Xiang's spine felt a chill, and he was a little nervous. He thought that all of this could be discovered, but after listening to him... it felt very subtle.How should I put it, this is Mr. Qiao!The scheming, strategizing, and elusive Mr. Joe the smiling tiger!He actually said "this girl" politely, and used the old stalk of "you dropped something"!
Song Xiang had goosebumps all over his body and came out for a dance together, and then wanted to laugh very much.Oh yes, I forgot to mention before, the only disadvantage of this cross-dressing ability is that it cannot change the voice, so when he turns into a woman, he can only be a dumb beauty.
Song turned his head to look at Mr. Qiao, and found that Mr. Qiao was also looking at him, but his face was cramped, his eyes wandered, and he looked stupid when he was just in love.Song Xiang was frightened by his appearance at first, and then felt guilty. After all, he might have caused him to fall in love with someone who would never be possible at first sight, but thinking of some unpleasant experiences before, Song Xiang felt calm again.
He gave him a friendly smile, and then prepared to continue following Xu Yanting.
Xu Yanting also heard Mr. Qiao's clumsy accost, he turned his head and said calmly and formulaically: "Mr. Qiao, I think you have more important things to do."
Then Song Xiang noticed that Xu Yanting was stunned when he saw him.
Fuck, wait, what kind of look is this?The relationship is very complicated and the amount of information is very large. Maybe it can be directly translated as "I have been gay for many years, but one day I suddenly found that I still like women"?
It's just a sickness.Song Xiang felt like his heart was about to break... He promised to like Daxia Longque!No matter how you say it is also a handle, no matter how you say it is also a part of my brother.He just confessed his love not long ago, why did he stare straight at any beautiful woman on the street in a blink of an eye?
The most basic trust between people is gone!
Song Xiang watched Xu Yanting walking towards him with a blank expression in both displeasure and tiredness, and then stretched out his hand - Song Xiang felt his shoulders tighten, and then he was led towards Xu Yanting.
I'm going to get started here!
"My sister." Xu Yanting explained to Mr. Qiao, "You go to work first."
This is your sister!Straight men are all fucking the same thing!Song Xiang's face was full of energy throughout the whole process in his heart, and in the end he had mixed feelings, and was taken away with his shoulders in tears.
Halfway through, Xu Yanting asked: "Suddenly want to pretend to be a girl?"
"..." Song Xiang was stunned for half a second, and his mood quickly turned from cloudy to sunny, "You know it's me? I'm so messed up that my dad can't recognize me, can you recognize me?"
Xu Yanting glanced at him helplessly, "Wuyin and Ji are still in touch."
So Song Xiang immediately said expressionlessly, "Oh."
"...how did you come here?"
Song Xiang kicked the stone, and said angrily, "...Brother has been with you for more than ten days, and you only thought of asking this question now?"
What Xu Yanting meant was that after knowing his intentions, what would Song Xiang, a straight man, come to follow him for... He let go of Song Xiang's shoulder, stopped and turned around to look over.
Song Xiang also turned around to look at him, he had an intuition that Xu Yanting was about to say something serious and important, but when the two of them stared at each other for as long as ever, Xu Yanting still didn't say anything.
Song Xiang was also speechless, because he felt that the feeling of two people looking at each other was so good, the heartbeat was fast, the rhythm was light and pleasant, and all the sentences that he thought sour in the past could be expressed here The timing came in handy, and it turned out to be just right, especially for the occasion.
While looking at Xu Yanting fixedly, Song Qu found that he was even more handsome than he had imagined, especially those eyes, which were so beautiful, dark and deep, as if there was a whole world hidden in it, how do you look at it anyway? None of them get bored.
It's a pity, the long legs, big breasts, slender waist and hips, can't compare with him concentrating on blinking.
Although the current scene does not even reach the "romantic" corners and corners, but after the two people look at each other for a long time, the atmosphere is definitely enough.Song Xiang turned away his eyes and touched his nose, feeling a little embarrassed: "Actually, why don't you stop liking Daxia Longque, isn't it good that I am like this?"
Xu Yanting frowned: "You like this?"
"..." What kind of problem is this, there are still people who don't like themselves?Song Xiang nodded as a matter of course, "Of course I like it."
"..." Xu Yanting stared at him with complicated eyes for a while, then turned around and said, "I will try my best. As for the sexual orientation is innate, I don't know how to change it."
After speaking, he strode forward.
This reaction...was completely different from what Song Xiang thought. It was neither rejection nor acceptance, neither happy nor disgusted, but a little disappointed, lonely and sad... Did he not understand what brother meant at all?
But is it hard to understand?Still have ambiguity?Song Xiang scratched his head in distress, and took off several hairpin headdresses...
Oh yes, brother is now a woman.Wait, did Xu Yanting think that brother was forcing him to like girls?But Song Xiang thought about it again, and still felt that something was wrong. Most people definitely shouldn't understand that sentence when they hear it.
Or is it because Xu Yanting's IQ is too high and he thinks too much? ... Although this guess is also very strange, but Song Xiang thinks that this should be the best and most reasonable explanation at the moment... Well, I can only say that he is indeed the man that my brother likes, he is so different!
Song Xiang finally found the "truth", and immediately decided that he must work harder to explain the matter clearly.However, when he came back to his senses, Xu Yanting had gone so far that he couldn't even find him.This is definitely using a teleporter.
Song Xiang thought about it, and first went to the exchange to buy 9 sets of local tyrant fireworks specially used to express love in the game, and then opened the friends list to check Xu Yanting's current location - it is one of the key battle areas of the camp war, the Road to Longevity .
Although it is not in a place with suitable scenery like the main city, it is also very festive to set off fireworks to express your confession when the war is raging. Maybe there is a kind of bloody romance?I'll probably be scolded by other players as "too boring to be idle", but it sounds better that way...
Song Xiang thought very beautifully, so he quickly turned into a cat and mixed in.In the huge map of Changsheng Road, he avoided swords, lights, swords, magic powers of immortals, then hid in Tibet, traveled through the sea of people, and finally found Xu Yanting who was alone after crossing more than half of the map.
He seemed to be in a bad mood, and the two immortal cultivators were killed by him in a flash.Holding a sword flower in his hand, and shaking off the blood on the sword, Xu Yanting continued to walk forward with an indifferent expression, an unspeakable hostility shrouded his whole body, and his back was strong and lonely.
Song Xiang followed quickly, intending to call him back.
"Yo!" A man suddenly walked out of the nearby woods, and Song Xiang stopped Xu Yanting one step ahead. Song Xiang also knew this man, so it should be said that he would never forget it.
It was the muscular brother who pretended to be him back then, planting beans under Nanshan Mountain.
作者有话要说:喻欢扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-12-0121:37:34
路过扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-12-0122:06:08
Thanks for the reward guys! !
ha!ha!ha!I, Hu Hansan, are back again! ! ! !
It's been cold recently, everyone pay more attention to add clothes to keep warm.
My black third period is about to end, and the update frequency will resume soon.So the next update is on Thursday. 【V hand
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