even if you are a man
Chapter 42 Two Idiots
Song Xiang got the ability to change his face, so he pretended to be a different demon all day long and followed Xu Yanting, passing some half-truths and half-false news to Xiandao on behalf of Su Wang.
It has been more than ten days, and the faction war is in full swing. During this period, Song Xiang has mixed a lot of experience and records with Xu Yanting, and gradually became familiar with his own skills, and he was able to persist in PK for a period of time.
The two still lived together in reality, but nothing happened.Song Chang sometimes wondered if Xu Jinghua was just talking, but Xu Yanting was still not at ease.But it's best for Song Xiang to live here, so of course he won't talk too much.
It's just that although it's nothing big... small things are troublesome.
For example, now Song Xiang is listening to Shen Luo saying in disbelief: "Oh my god... you will have today!"
This matter... had to start half an hour ago.At that time, Song Xiang was taking a shower, when a phone call came suddenly, Song Xiangzheng's head was full of foam, so Xu Yanting was asked to answer it first.
It doesn't matter if you don't pick it up, as soon as you pick it up...
"Bang, boss! I made the right number, right? How could you?" The moment Shen Luo saw the 3D image, she felt like she had time-traveled. She couldn't help but screamed in surprise, and spoke very fast. , "You are living together!"
"..." Xu Yanting was about to say something, but before he had time——
"Whose phone is it?" Song Xiang called from the bathroom.
"Luoluo is generous." Xu Yanting replied, covering the microphone.
Song Xiang didn't reply, but the commotion in the bathroom grew louder.
Shen Luo crackled like firing a machine gun: "How long have you been together, when did you get married, whoever confessed first, who attacked... Oh, it may not be you, Wangcai suffers like this."
"We..." This time Xu Yanting finally had a chance to say two words, but was interrupted immediately.
"Wangcai is so bad, he didn't tell me anything! Alas, it must be because he has always advertised him as a straight man in front of me before, and now I am embarrassed." Shen Luo sighed deliberately, and said in a good mood, "Oh, straight man It's all bent, and Xiaobai and I haven't reconciled... Oh, Xiaobai just suspects that there is frost on the ground."
"..." Xu Yanting suddenly remembered something, "Aren't you..."
"Hey, what's going on overnight!" Shen Luo interrupted again, "Does he know about you guys? By the way, do you know about Wangcai?"
"Overnight..."
"Brush—" the bathroom door opened, Song Xiang's hair was dripping with water, he casually wore a large bathrobe and slippers, kicked and rushed over, and grabbed Xu Yanting's hand very anxiously On the phone, and then calmly said, "You go."
"Fuck! Take a shower... Did I interrupt your good business?!" Shen Luo couldn't help covering her mouth, her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes were idiotic, "How do you feel? ~ Is it harmonious?"
"...It's not what you think, we're not together." After all, it was his cousin, Song Xiang was very experienced and immediately grabbed the right to speak. He glanced at Xu Yanting who was about to walk into the bathroom, and lowered his voice and said seriously, " What did you just say to him?"
"I didn't say anything." Shen Luo thought for a while, "Actually, I forgot too, but I probably didn't say anything. What's wrong?"
Song Xiang was silent for a while: "...I plan to put you on the blacklist, what do you think?"
"...Why did you treat me like this!" Shen Luo rolled his eyes, "Wait, remember Lian Ye said that you rejected him because you have someone you like... Could it be..."
Song Xiang sighed: "Yes, so I beg you not to do unnecessary things or say unnecessary things. My brother doesn't ask too much of you, as long as you don't become a pig teammate."
"That, that, that 'very important person' you gave the meeting spot to?"
"Yeah, that's him too."
"...God!" Shen Luo didn't dare to answer, "Then he treats you...?"
"I don't know, but brother is working hard." Song Xiang was about to say something when he heard footsteps, and then he felt a towel covering his head...
Xu Yanting gently and swiftly wiped his dripping hair half dry, and left without saying a word.
Song Xiang also didn't say a word in these few minutes, and when he left, he couldn't help turning his head and following his back all the way until he disappeared at the bathroom door again.
"I'm back to my senses!" Shen Luo yelled in a malicious tone on the other end of the phone, "Are you still together? The boss is so gentle to you! Just now I saw the little pink behind you It's floating!"
Song Xiang scratched his hair, his face was hot, and he said irritably, "Shut up."
"You're actually shy! You're so thick-skinned, you're actually shy! It's going to rain, the mother wants to get married, and the prosperous woman wants to fall in love." Shen Luo suddenly thought of something, and her tone became less excited. She said, "What about Lianye?" ?”
Song Xiang's expression also faded: "...I told him again some time ago, this time it should be quite clear."
"No wonder he hasn't updated the text for a long time..."
"..."
"Actually, it was because of you that he was able to write novels at the beginning... Forget it, it bothers you if he talks too much." Shen Luo sighed, "It's really..."
"...Stop talking." Song Xiang said.
"Okay, let's talk about something happy." Shen Luo raised his eyebrows, "Would you like me to teach you how to capture the leader of the gang?"
"... What good ideas do you have?" Although Song Xiang's tone was disdainful, he still had some expectations in his heart. After all, Shen Luo is a * author or a big purple red. on the list.
Shen Luo's eyes lit up, and he said anxiously, "I have 500M of BLH texts, 1G of BLH manga, and 3G of GV. If you need it, I can send it! Here! You! Yo!"
Song Xiang felt expressionless in his heart that he would be an idiot for believing in her, "...I think I need to contact Zhuang Bai."
"Hey, don't be like this, he has asked someone to hack my computer several times...or there will be more." Shen Luo snorted, "You really don't want it? Does the boss have experience? What if the time comes? Don't blame me."
Song Xiang frowned, "...What do you mean? Do you think brother is the one below?"
"This sentence is not a question at all, you are just a sufferer."
Song Xiang argued: "...brother is older than him."
"Aren't you guilty of saying this yourself? From just now, it is obvious that he is taking care of you and pampering you. By the way... I think he should like you, right?"
Originally, Song Xiang was on the verge of being bombarded by Shen Luo's merciless words, but after hearing the last sentence, he couldn't help but lose his anger, raised his eyes, and said in his tone of expectation, "Really of?"
"..." Shen Luo took a deep look at him, shook his head, and said in a tone that his own son had grown up, "You actually fell in love with a man, and you also have someone you like, you like The last person actually looked like this."
"..." Song Xiang was dissatisfied, "Then take your time and hang up first."
Shen Luo immediately returned to normal: "Wait! Next Saturday is the meeting meeting, does the boss know that you are the sword god?"
"I don't know." Song Xiang said, "I didn't intend to tell him, Nanshan told me that I can wear sunglasses and a mask."
"...Aren't you playing with the readers!" Shen Luo heard that he couldn't watch the good show, and couldn't help berating him righteously, "The readers love you so much, is it really okay for you to be like this?"
Song Xiang smiled triumphantly, "Even if you can't see my face, those who love me will continue to love me."
"...Then you are deceiving the leader, do you know that?"
Song Xiang couldn't help but feel a little nervous in his tone: "Do I have any?"
"..." Shen Luo said in disbelief, "Oh my God... You will still have today. No wonder it feels like your "Laughing" recently seems to be a bit too ambiguous between the male lead and the second male lead... By the way, you know how to write love lines? "
Song Xiang pursed his lips, "No. I haven't fallen in love with him yet."
"Is that so..." Shen Luomo was silent.
The bathroom door opened suddenly, and Song Xiang looked over.Seeing Xu Yanting wiping his hair, with a white bath towel tied around his waist, coming out with the steaming mist.
Fuck!The scale is so big!It's like taking a photoshoot!Song Xiang felt his nose was a little hot, and found that Xu Yanting seemed to be coming over, no way!How could Shen Luo see this kind of painting (fu) face (li)!So he hurriedly said to the phone: "Okay, brother, I hung up beforehand, bye."
"...Hello? What happened?" Shen Luo was at a loss.
The only response to her was the disappearing 3D image and the "beep—" echoing in her ears.
After Song Xiang hung up the phone, he took a deep breath to ease his emotions. Xu Yanting had already walked in front of him: "Did you finish the call?"
"Yeah." Of course Song Xiang didn't dare to look at him, so he could only casually glance at him in a corner.
Xu Yanting said again: "You are wearing my bathrobe."
"..." Oh grass, no wonder it seems to be so big... Wait, is it possible that the difference in body size between the two of them is so big that the other party can no longer wear his own bathrobe?Song Xiang couldn't help but said, "Isn't that still my piece?... You just came out like this?"
"Tried it, it's a bit cramped and uncomfortable."
"...Wait, I'll change it for you." Song Xiang walked to the bathroom with a complicated mood, and inadvertently took a close look at the other's chest muscles and abdominal muscles... Suddenly, there seemed to be a hot stream in his nose. Flowing down in a controlled manner...
At such a close distance, Xu Yanting of course noticed it. He lifted Song Xiang's chin to make his face look up, and then took him to sit on the sofa, found a tissue and stuffed it in, and stated the facts calmly: "There is a nosebleed. gone."
"...I've been too angry recently." Song Xiang said without changing his face.
"It will be all right soon." Xu Yanting helped him take off the rapidly red tissue, leaned closer to Song Xiang to look at his nose, and replaced it with another tissue to continue stuffing it.
But Song Xiang looked at Xu Yanting's eyes that were so moist because he had just taken a shower, his long eyelashes like crow's wings with water droplets, and his thin ruddy lips... felt that the nosebleed seemed to be rushing even more fiercely ...
作者有话要说:q1ng扔了一个手榴弹投掷时间:2014-11-2100:30:51
Thank you for your reward! !
Wang Wang will soon find out that Shen Luo is a fighter in the pig team that "you tell her things and she will sell you on purpose" and "you will accidentally sell you if you don't tell her things".
But Tingting should like this cousin very much, that's right [Yuanmu
I'm really black period three!don’t worry!I won't cheat!Just leave a message! !
Moreover, I have been writing emotional dramas recently, and the Ren family likes to write emotional dramas the most. 【Cover your nose////v////
It has been more than ten days, and the faction war is in full swing. During this period, Song Xiang has mixed a lot of experience and records with Xu Yanting, and gradually became familiar with his own skills, and he was able to persist in PK for a period of time.
The two still lived together in reality, but nothing happened.Song Chang sometimes wondered if Xu Jinghua was just talking, but Xu Yanting was still not at ease.But it's best for Song Xiang to live here, so of course he won't talk too much.
It's just that although it's nothing big... small things are troublesome.
For example, now Song Xiang is listening to Shen Luo saying in disbelief: "Oh my god... you will have today!"
This matter... had to start half an hour ago.At that time, Song Xiang was taking a shower, when a phone call came suddenly, Song Xiangzheng's head was full of foam, so Xu Yanting was asked to answer it first.
It doesn't matter if you don't pick it up, as soon as you pick it up...
"Bang, boss! I made the right number, right? How could you?" The moment Shen Luo saw the 3D image, she felt like she had time-traveled. She couldn't help but screamed in surprise, and spoke very fast. , "You are living together!"
"..." Xu Yanting was about to say something, but before he had time——
"Whose phone is it?" Song Xiang called from the bathroom.
"Luoluo is generous." Xu Yanting replied, covering the microphone.
Song Xiang didn't reply, but the commotion in the bathroom grew louder.
Shen Luo crackled like firing a machine gun: "How long have you been together, when did you get married, whoever confessed first, who attacked... Oh, it may not be you, Wangcai suffers like this."
"We..." This time Xu Yanting finally had a chance to say two words, but was interrupted immediately.
"Wangcai is so bad, he didn't tell me anything! Alas, it must be because he has always advertised him as a straight man in front of me before, and now I am embarrassed." Shen Luo sighed deliberately, and said in a good mood, "Oh, straight man It's all bent, and Xiaobai and I haven't reconciled... Oh, Xiaobai just suspects that there is frost on the ground."
"..." Xu Yanting suddenly remembered something, "Aren't you..."
"Hey, what's going on overnight!" Shen Luo interrupted again, "Does he know about you guys? By the way, do you know about Wangcai?"
"Overnight..."
"Brush—" the bathroom door opened, Song Xiang's hair was dripping with water, he casually wore a large bathrobe and slippers, kicked and rushed over, and grabbed Xu Yanting's hand very anxiously On the phone, and then calmly said, "You go."
"Fuck! Take a shower... Did I interrupt your good business?!" Shen Luo couldn't help covering her mouth, her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes were idiotic, "How do you feel? ~ Is it harmonious?"
"...It's not what you think, we're not together." After all, it was his cousin, Song Xiang was very experienced and immediately grabbed the right to speak. He glanced at Xu Yanting who was about to walk into the bathroom, and lowered his voice and said seriously, " What did you just say to him?"
"I didn't say anything." Shen Luo thought for a while, "Actually, I forgot too, but I probably didn't say anything. What's wrong?"
Song Xiang was silent for a while: "...I plan to put you on the blacklist, what do you think?"
"...Why did you treat me like this!" Shen Luo rolled his eyes, "Wait, remember Lian Ye said that you rejected him because you have someone you like... Could it be..."
Song Xiang sighed: "Yes, so I beg you not to do unnecessary things or say unnecessary things. My brother doesn't ask too much of you, as long as you don't become a pig teammate."
"That, that, that 'very important person' you gave the meeting spot to?"
"Yeah, that's him too."
"...God!" Shen Luo didn't dare to answer, "Then he treats you...?"
"I don't know, but brother is working hard." Song Xiang was about to say something when he heard footsteps, and then he felt a towel covering his head...
Xu Yanting gently and swiftly wiped his dripping hair half dry, and left without saying a word.
Song Xiang also didn't say a word in these few minutes, and when he left, he couldn't help turning his head and following his back all the way until he disappeared at the bathroom door again.
"I'm back to my senses!" Shen Luo yelled in a malicious tone on the other end of the phone, "Are you still together? The boss is so gentle to you! Just now I saw the little pink behind you It's floating!"
Song Xiang scratched his hair, his face was hot, and he said irritably, "Shut up."
"You're actually shy! You're so thick-skinned, you're actually shy! It's going to rain, the mother wants to get married, and the prosperous woman wants to fall in love." Shen Luo suddenly thought of something, and her tone became less excited. She said, "What about Lianye?" ?”
Song Xiang's expression also faded: "...I told him again some time ago, this time it should be quite clear."
"No wonder he hasn't updated the text for a long time..."
"..."
"Actually, it was because of you that he was able to write novels at the beginning... Forget it, it bothers you if he talks too much." Shen Luo sighed, "It's really..."
"...Stop talking." Song Xiang said.
"Okay, let's talk about something happy." Shen Luo raised his eyebrows, "Would you like me to teach you how to capture the leader of the gang?"
"... What good ideas do you have?" Although Song Xiang's tone was disdainful, he still had some expectations in his heart. After all, Shen Luo is a * author or a big purple red. on the list.
Shen Luo's eyes lit up, and he said anxiously, "I have 500M of BLH texts, 1G of BLH manga, and 3G of GV. If you need it, I can send it! Here! You! Yo!"
Song Xiang felt expressionless in his heart that he would be an idiot for believing in her, "...I think I need to contact Zhuang Bai."
"Hey, don't be like this, he has asked someone to hack my computer several times...or there will be more." Shen Luo snorted, "You really don't want it? Does the boss have experience? What if the time comes? Don't blame me."
Song Xiang frowned, "...What do you mean? Do you think brother is the one below?"
"This sentence is not a question at all, you are just a sufferer."
Song Xiang argued: "...brother is older than him."
"Aren't you guilty of saying this yourself? From just now, it is obvious that he is taking care of you and pampering you. By the way... I think he should like you, right?"
Originally, Song Xiang was on the verge of being bombarded by Shen Luo's merciless words, but after hearing the last sentence, he couldn't help but lose his anger, raised his eyes, and said in his tone of expectation, "Really of?"
"..." Shen Luo took a deep look at him, shook his head, and said in a tone that his own son had grown up, "You actually fell in love with a man, and you also have someone you like, you like The last person actually looked like this."
"..." Song Xiang was dissatisfied, "Then take your time and hang up first."
Shen Luo immediately returned to normal: "Wait! Next Saturday is the meeting meeting, does the boss know that you are the sword god?"
"I don't know." Song Xiang said, "I didn't intend to tell him, Nanshan told me that I can wear sunglasses and a mask."
"...Aren't you playing with the readers!" Shen Luo heard that he couldn't watch the good show, and couldn't help berating him righteously, "The readers love you so much, is it really okay for you to be like this?"
Song Xiang smiled triumphantly, "Even if you can't see my face, those who love me will continue to love me."
"...Then you are deceiving the leader, do you know that?"
Song Xiang couldn't help but feel a little nervous in his tone: "Do I have any?"
"..." Shen Luo said in disbelief, "Oh my God... You will still have today. No wonder it feels like your "Laughing" recently seems to be a bit too ambiguous between the male lead and the second male lead... By the way, you know how to write love lines? "
Song Xiang pursed his lips, "No. I haven't fallen in love with him yet."
"Is that so..." Shen Luomo was silent.
The bathroom door opened suddenly, and Song Xiang looked over.Seeing Xu Yanting wiping his hair, with a white bath towel tied around his waist, coming out with the steaming mist.
Fuck!The scale is so big!It's like taking a photoshoot!Song Xiang felt his nose was a little hot, and found that Xu Yanting seemed to be coming over, no way!How could Shen Luo see this kind of painting (fu) face (li)!So he hurriedly said to the phone: "Okay, brother, I hung up beforehand, bye."
"...Hello? What happened?" Shen Luo was at a loss.
The only response to her was the disappearing 3D image and the "beep—" echoing in her ears.
After Song Xiang hung up the phone, he took a deep breath to ease his emotions. Xu Yanting had already walked in front of him: "Did you finish the call?"
"Yeah." Of course Song Xiang didn't dare to look at him, so he could only casually glance at him in a corner.
Xu Yanting said again: "You are wearing my bathrobe."
"..." Oh grass, no wonder it seems to be so big... Wait, is it possible that the difference in body size between the two of them is so big that the other party can no longer wear his own bathrobe?Song Xiang couldn't help but said, "Isn't that still my piece?... You just came out like this?"
"Tried it, it's a bit cramped and uncomfortable."
"...Wait, I'll change it for you." Song Xiang walked to the bathroom with a complicated mood, and inadvertently took a close look at the other's chest muscles and abdominal muscles... Suddenly, there seemed to be a hot stream in his nose. Flowing down in a controlled manner...
At such a close distance, Xu Yanting of course noticed it. He lifted Song Xiang's chin to make his face look up, and then took him to sit on the sofa, found a tissue and stuffed it in, and stated the facts calmly: "There is a nosebleed. gone."
"...I've been too angry recently." Song Xiang said without changing his face.
"It will be all right soon." Xu Yanting helped him take off the rapidly red tissue, leaned closer to Song Xiang to look at his nose, and replaced it with another tissue to continue stuffing it.
But Song Xiang looked at Xu Yanting's eyes that were so moist because he had just taken a shower, his long eyelashes like crow's wings with water droplets, and his thin ruddy lips... felt that the nosebleed seemed to be rushing even more fiercely ...
作者有话要说:q1ng扔了一个手榴弹投掷时间:2014-11-2100:30:51
Thank you for your reward! !
Wang Wang will soon find out that Shen Luo is a fighter in the pig team that "you tell her things and she will sell you on purpose" and "you will accidentally sell you if you don't tell her things".
But Tingting should like this cousin very much, that's right [Yuanmu
I'm really black period three!don’t worry!I won't cheat!Just leave a message! !
Moreover, I have been writing emotional dramas recently, and the Ren family likes to write emotional dramas the most. 【Cover your nose////v////
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