even if you are a man

The next day, Song Xiang received a call from Nanshan as soon as he woke up.

"We're going to meet you soon, old sparrow!"

Song Xiang hadn't woken up yet, so he yawned and said sullenly, "It's only March, what's the rush. By the way, what's the exact date of the meeting?"

"April [-]st, April Fool's Day, happens to be Saturday."

Song Xiang said: "Why does this day sound like it's not very auspicious? It's like we're teasing the readers..."

"Isn't it just to prevent you from changing your mind temporarily?"

"Fuck you," Song Xiang scolded with a smile, "Brother is this kind of person?"

"I have the right to say how unreliable you are," Nanshan sighed, "I sent the meeting process to your email the day before yesterday, and you probably haven't seen it until now. Otherwise, why do you think I beat you home phone?"

Although it happened for a reason, it is true.After all, we have been friends for nearly ten years, (who has suffered a lot and gained a lot of wisdom) Nanshan really understands him.Song Xiang laughed dryly twice and said, "Ahem, I'll go and have a look, chat on QQ."

After hanging up the phone and logging on to QQ, after receiving the email, Song Xiang scanned the process back and forth.

Nanshan: There are a total of 100 authors invited this time, with 50 male and female authors.Each person has three packages of fans to and from city B plus accommodation.

Daxia Longque: The boss is too stingy. Ps: There is no need to tell this.

Nanshan: The venue can only accommodate so many people.

Daxia Longque: ...Aren't we Qingshu.com the leading online novel website?Why is it so shabby?

Nanshan: You think too much.

Daxia Longque: But since our website is not the boss, no one came to dig brother before...

Nanshan: Your private messages are closed, QQ is not open, your whereabouts are a mystery, and you don’t even fart except for posting updates. Do you think it’s easy to find you?

Daxia Longque: Correct me a little, my brother is top-notch and never delays drafts.

Nanshan: In short, you can find a way to give up the three places.

Big Xia Dragon Sparrow: Oh...

This little bitch Nanshan is really getting worse.Song Xiang shut down QQ in a rage, and began to think about how the three quotas should be allocated... Generally, the author must repost on Weibo to attract people, but Song Xiang immediately thought of the sad situation of scabbard opening multiple trumpets to repost ...

So he went to reopen QQ.

Daxia Longque: If I donate the quota, do you think I will be hated by fans?

However, when Song Xiang finished asking this question, he suddenly found the answer he wanted.

Nanshan: Although you are lazy, cheap, self-willed and difficult to deal with, your love for fans and responsibility for writing have never bothered me.This is the first time you have told me an unfair suggestion to readers, you know?You have a fever?

Daxia Longque: It's okay, I believe they will understand.

Nanshan: ... what?Hello!

So Song went to Weibo and edited the following content.

Daxia Longque V: Everyone may be waiting for my repost on Weibo. First of all, I would like to sincerely apologize to everyone. I only have two of the three places. I gave away one out of selfishness. It is a very important person... So in order to compensate, I will still draw three people, but the third one will be changed to 100 sets of autographed books. Yes, I will ask all the authors present to sign for me one by one.I don't know if this can be compensated, but I hope you can feel my apology.

Then he posted a Weibo dedicated to forwarding it to fans.

Then Song Xiang downloaded one of his quotas from Qingshu's official website, printed it out, found the most handsome clothes to put on, and planned to go out to find the scabbard.

I didn't expect to be dragged down by Nanshan.

Nanshan: Damn it!

Nanshan: Do you want to memorize the 100 sets of books yourself?Am I misremembering or have you switched genders?I remember that you are obviously lazier than a pig!How dare you ask for it?sign?name?

Daxia Longque: Of course you can handle the book, I'd better get the autograph myself.

Nanshan: ...Dare you be more sincere! !

Daxia Longque: Well, I will send it before the meeting.

Nanshan: ... are you serious?

Daxia Longque: I already posted on Weibo... Can there be fake ones?

Nanshan: This is not a question, it's just a way to express surprise.If you don't believe me, go to Weibo again, and everyone expresses their surprise.

Song Xiang took a look at Weibo according to his words, and found that the number of reposts of the first post was higher than that of the second post, which was a bit unscientific.So I went to check all kinds of reposts.

Guanye V: My God!In my lifetime, I finally waited until the male god asked me for an autograph, so I went to the rooftop to run around first!

Arlo V, who is a cat: What the hell?

Sleeping all night V: Actually, I think everyone will forgive you if you add 10w more, it is simple and rude, and there is no need to do these things.

Delusion V: I don't know why it always feels like a small talk.In short, congratulations to Dao Shen for winning the title of "No. 500 Domineering Author of Green Tree" and getting [-] achievement points.

I'm your Uncle Gu V: Damn it, the number one base god in the green tree. //Lianye V: A kiss for a signature#wink

Seeing this, Song Xiang seemed to know the reason why the number of retweets was maxed out... Wasn't it because of surprise?Look at how excited a group of rotten men and rotten women are!

Song Xiang thought about it, and reposted Lian Ye's post, saying: Do you think this will stop your mother from forcing you to go on a blind date? #pick nose

Lian Ye quickly forwarded it, without saying a word, just posted a tongue-out emoji.

In this way, he took the matter into the ditch and got it under control. Song Xiang heaved a sigh of relief and went out to find the scabbard.

During the 5 minutes on the road, he thought, to tell him his identity, and by the way, make a handsome confession, and tell him that he will chase him in the future.

But the moment the scabbard opened the door, Song Xiang suddenly... faltered.

He thinks that he only has a piece of paper in his hand, no flowers, no balloons; he hasn't slept well recently, there are thick dark circles under his eyes, and his hair hasn't been cut for a while, which kind of covers his eyes, and looks decadent; There is no wad of bills in the wallet, no ten credit cards, no sports car and fine wine behind him.

In any case, it is not appropriate to confess today.

The scabbard's complexion was not very good at first, although it was still expressionless, but Song Xiang could feel the low air pressure surrounding him.Then the scabbard saw him, paused for three seconds, and hugged him neatly.

Song Xiang petrified in place, his heart was beating like thunder, and his thoughts were tangled into strands.

The scabbard is also interesting to him?They all choose to confess today?Already have such a tacit understanding?

Suddenly he heard the scabbard whisper in his ear: "It's just in time, it seems that there is still a chance to test your acting skills, please help me."

It took Song Xiang a long time to react, and he stretched out his hand to caress his back pretentiously. Looking over his shoulder, he saw two middle-aged men in suits and leather shoes, a gracefully dressed lady and a beautiful young woman. He said, "Blind date?"

"Well. Don't say too much, just cooperate with me." The scabbard let go of him, turned around, took his hand, clasped his fingers, and turned back and walked away expressionlessly.

In fact, even though Song Xiang had a thousand words, he couldn't hold back a fart now.

His whole body's attention is on his hands—the hand with the scabbard is bigger than his own, the palm is warm, the back of the hand is relatively cool, the fingers are long, not much flesh, smooth and slender...

Wait, brother's hands are sweating nervously.Will this look very low?

Saber said to one of the middle-aged men, "Dad, my boyfriend."

The middle-aged man glanced at Song Xiang with an ant-like look, trying to put pressure on him.It's a pity that Song Xiang was still immersed in his own world, his eyes were empty, and he didn't notice it, so he was naturally unmoved.

The scabbard squeezed his hand, motioned him to come back to his senses, and then introduced: "My dad."

Song Xiang nodded, and parroted at him, "Dad."

Everyone: "..."

The scabbard quickly regained consciousness, he smiled, his face softened a lot, and then introduced to Song Xiang, "This is Mr. Jin and Mrs. Jin, and their daughter, Miss Jin."

Song Xiang nodded decently and with a thousand gestures, and said with a smile, "Hello."

Mr. Jin's expression was not very good, and he said to his father with the scabbard: "It seems that you have a lot of family affairs, so let's go first."

Miss Jin stared straight at the scabbard, and asked, "Ah? Are you leaving?"

Mrs. Jin snorted, and pulled her away: "Why don't you stay here and be ashamed?"

His father didn't keep the scabbard either, he just apologized.

The people in the room walked halfway at once, and it seemed a little empty.

"I hope my son has introduced me to you." Saber's father said to Song Xiang, "I'm Xu Jinghua."

His eyes were very, very sharp, and he exuded a heavy coercion.It's not hard to see his youthful handsomeness from his face, but his aura is too aggressive.

At first glance, he is not an ordinary person.

But in fact, from Dao Xie's previous description of his childhood as "everything, I don't know what to work hard for", it can be seen that his family is either rich or expensive... It's just... Xu Jinghua is... who is it?

"It's true that I haven't introduced it." Song Xiang smiled at him calmly, "I am Song Xiang, and I am going forward."

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