even if you are a man

Early the next morning, Song Xiang set off for City K.

It was only when he arrived at the publishing company that he realized that he had been tricked. Song Xiang looked at the [-] sets of books piled up in the room and remained silent.The publishing editor stood by the side, waving his fists, blinking his eyes and said, "I must finish signing today! ~The sword god is doing it~ba~daddy!~"

Song Xiang strangled him and rubbed his head: "The five big and three thick men are so cute!"

"Damn! Don't men have the right to be cute!"

"Is there any ugly one!"

So the publishing editor yelled desperately towards the door: "Old Zhang, bring another hundred sets! The sword god said that eight hundred sets are not enough to sign!"

The one called Lao Zhang immediately shouted: "Hey! Come right now! The sword god is really a man!"

Song Xiang: "..."

Having personally experienced the truth of "if you don't die, you won't die", it was already six o'clock in the evening when Song Xiangda got home, and he didn't seem to be at home all night.He lay down on the sofa and put his crippled right hand on his stomach. Tired, sleepy and hungry, he fell asleep without knowing it.

When I came back overnight, I saw Song Xiang lying on the sofa in a big shape, with one leg on the back of the sofa and the other half slid on the ground. His posture was horrible, and his face naturally looked like he was sleeping very uncomfortable. expression.

He couldn't help walking lightly to Song Xiang's side, squatting down, and softly called, "Senior?"

After a while he yelled again.

Song Xiang didn't respond at all from the beginning to the end, and seemed to be in a deep sleep.

Lianye lightly and extra carefully helped him put his legs back on the sofa, then went to get a blanket to cover him, and finally sat cross-legged on the floor to watch him quietly.

Song Xiang actually has the kind of soft brows and eyes, and looks comfortable and kind, but usually because of his lazy, lazy and cheap traits, his face is too obvious and people ignore his face.But when falling asleep, it can barely be called pleasing to the eye.

Looking at it, Lian Ye couldn't help but move his hand.First smoothed his frowning brows, then groped along the brow bone to the bridge of the nose, and then all the way to the cheeks.

Song Xiang's skin is very good, white and smooth, and even though Song Xiang always calls himself a bitch, he clearly has the potential.Mingming was born as a victim, and he thought he was attacking, cutely stupid, and a bit disgustingly stupid.

Thinking of this, Lianye pinched Song Xiang's face involuntarily with his fingers, a little hard.

Song Xiang opened his eyes suddenly.

He didn't panic all night, and raised a innocent and harmless smile: "Senior, get up."

Song Xiang rubbed his face with dull eyes, sat up slowly, his hair was disheveled, he leaned on the back of the sofa for a while, closed his eyes and said: "I'm too tired today...don't have dinner have eaten."

"Ok."

Song Xiang narrowed his eyes and yawned, stood up and said, "I'm going back to my room first."

"Yeah, good night senior!"

Song Xiang closed the door and locked it.Slowed down a little, and then rolled the shit into the game.

Miss Shen Luo was online, and Song Xiang immediately sent a voice transmission: "What if one day you find out that your best girlfriend likes you?"

"How could my girlfriend not like me?" Shen Luo paused and said, "Oh wait, you mean Lianye likes you?"

"..." Song Xiang said in silence for a moment, "You know?"

"Of course I know." Shen Luo said, "I said I'm his gay honey. But you, you finally found out, aren't you too slow?"

"...Do you know why you didn't tell me?" Song Xiang couldn't help but argue after thinking about it, "And is my brother very slow? When I was in college overnight, I dated class girls, department girls, and school girls. I should compare myself to these girls." Do you want to be together? Besides, even if there is no such premise, you will suspect that your best friend has more meanings for you than friendship!?"

"It's different for men and women."

"Different ass!"

"The way we express friendship is to kiss and hug, share gossip and speak ill of others. Can men do it? In fact, friendship between women is like love."

"It's as fragile as love." Song Xiang said, "Wait, I'm not here to discuss male friendship and female friendship with you."

Shen Luo hummed, and asked: "Is that to discuss how to accept Lianye?"

"I don't really feel that way about him."

"So you want someone who writes a *novel to teach you how to kill a BL?" Shen Luo sighed, "Have you ever thought about how cruel this is to me?"

Song Xiang said, "Shen Luo, I'm serious."

"..." Hearing the seriousness in Song Xiang's tone, Shen Luo couldn't help becoming a little more serious, "Actually, have you ever thought that maybe you like Lianye too, but you haven't experienced love and don't know what it is like to like?" look, so I didn’t find it.”

"Haven't I seen a pig run and I haven't eaten pork?" Song Xiang said, "I like this thing, isn't there a lot of iconic events as the beginning? What's the heart fluttering, the deer bumping wildly, and the heart skipping a beat , my heart skipped a beat... damn it!"

On New Year's Eve, the face of the scabbard suddenly appeared in front of Song Xiang...

Shen Luo was excited: "How is it? Really, isn't it?"

Song Xiang looked disheartened, but his tone was calm: "I'm just lamenting that I've lived for so long and never felt these things. But think about it carefully, these are just the beginning, and it doesn't mean anything without a follow-up, right?"

"That's right, for example, I would be upset if I was picked up by the teacher for my bad grades... Okay, a good student like you won't understand me." Shen Luo said silently, "OK, no kidding, but generally As long as the signs you mentioned happen, it's like setting a flag of 'I'll fall in love with you'!"

Brother is already in a panic, can you not scare him... Song Xiang continued to pretend to be calm, "Don't talk about this, you are still staying with me all night, what should I do? When will you come back?"

"Why should I come back?" Shen Luo said sweetly, "I think Zhuang Bai and I will get back together soon, and I don't need to go to you for comfort anymore."

"...Brothers and sisters love each other!"

"What is that, can I eat it?"

Song Xiang thought for a while and said, "... Shall I go to him and clarify?"

"He didn't ask you to confess, isn't it weird for you to say so?" Shen Luo said, "And you think you can't even be friends with him?"

"Then what should we do?" Song Xiang said

"Wangcai, what about your EQ...?" Shen Luo sighed, "Actually, he is indeed a straight man, but he just fell in love with you accidentally. At this time, you can find a girl to pretend to be your girlfriend and bring him in front of him. You don’t need to spread it out to make the words clear, but also let him understand.”

"Is this really possible?" Song Xiang frowned, "But where did the girlfriend come from..."

"Oh, I almost forgot that you don't even have many people around you, let alone women." Shen Luo said, "I've already given you the advice, you can think about other things yourself. I'm going offline for a date and dinner. Goodbye!"

Song Xiang felt that he was dropped by Shen Luo on the edge of the cliff: "Hey, hey! Brother and sister love each other!"

A female voice from the system sounded coldly: "The target user is not online, we will send it to you as soon as she is online."

I go!

Song Xiang was still helpless, when Wu Yin, who hadn't appeared for a long time, suddenly appeared!He left the sentence "Boy, the devil is looking for you." Then he returned to Qinli.

...Could you take the troubles one by one?Jumping in line is very uncivilized!

But just to complain casually, Song Xiang quickly transformed into a cat and ran to Yimojian.

When they arrived, the scabbard was already there, and Demon Lord Su Huang lazily nestled in the chair, and said flatly: "You are so slow."

Song Xiang was troubled in his heart, and he didn't have time to pretend to be respectful, so he said casually, "I have short legs."

"It makes sense." Su Wang nodded, and said, "I heard that you and the two of you had messed up the two ways of immortals and demons a while ago, which triggered a great battle that has continued to this day."

"..." Song Xiang thought for a while, and felt that what he was talking about was the oolong in which the two sides blocked the opponent's camp map, so he immediately refused to comment.

"Don't worry," Su Wang praised, "You've done a good job."

"……"real?

"The old bastards in the Immortal Dao must be guessing what kind of conspiracy I have." Su Huang smiled leisurely, "The two realms of immortals and demons have been quiet for too long, and I want to make this water more and more muddy."

"Does the devil want to dominate the world?" Song Xiang couldn't help asking.

"Your immortals only have these superficial things in their minds," Su Wang shook his head, "I've just been bored for a long time, and I just want to find something interesting."

Nima who is superficial?Song Xiang felt that the game staff seemed to have put too much effort into shaping Su Wang!

Su Wang looked at Song Xiang and said, "Convince those old guys for me to make the battle between immortals and demons last longer and become more powerful."

"..." This man was really full, Song Xiang nodded, "Yes."

"Very well, let's go."

So Song Xiang blinked in front of his eyes, and the next moment he was standing outside the magic palace with the scabbard again.

The scabbard looked at the panel and said: "Su Wang has issued an announcement on Mo Dao. From now on, Moxiu can get double rewards for killing Xianxiu."

Song Xiang was nervous subconsciously, always feeling that walking on the road would be more dangerous in the future.

Probably seeing Song Xiang's concerns, the scabbard said: "When you reach the full level, shall we go to the PK field to practice?"

"...Do you want to practice resistance?" Song Xiang joked with a sad face.

The scabbard nodded: "It makes sense."

... If you save face, you will die.Song Xiang sighed at the gang leader's honesty and straightforwardness.

"By the way, shall I send you the robot or will you come and get it?"

"One month as promised! Now you can fix it in half a month?"

"Aren't you in a hurry?" Dao Sheath said calmly, "I just went to work overtime for a few days."

Song Xiang thought for a while, "Are you free at noon tomorrow? I'll get it from your place, and treat you to dinner by the way."

"Yeah." The scabbard nodded.

Song Xiang thought about it again, "By the way, do you have any single female friends?"

"I seem to have said this sentence more than once." Sheath thought for a while and asked in confusion, "Or do you like to hear me say that I have only one friend?"

"...Obviously not!" It wasn't true at first, but Song Xiang was a little nervous for some reason, and stuttered, "My brother just has a bad memory."