even if you are a man

Then Song Xiang opened QQ and wanted to find Nanshan, but he didn't expect that Nanshan had already come to him first.

It was posted yesterday——

Nanshan: Green Tree [-]th Anniversary Meeting, held in City B in April.

Great Summer Sparrow: Oh

Nanshan: It's almost Chinese New Year, so give me a New Year's gift.

Daxia Longque: Change your request, I will try my best to satisfy you

Nanshan: Thirty thousand per day?

Daxia Longque: Why don't you let me die?

Nanshan: Then come to the meeting, and there will be no loss of meat.I saw the Weibo you retweeted, didn't you always claim to be handsome, now you know how to be humble?

Daxia Longque: Modesty ass, I am confusing the enemy.

Nanshan: Readers are gods, how can they be called enemies.

Daxia Longque: In short, I won’t go.

Nanshan excitedly sent a voice: "Why don't you go? You are the pillar of Qingshu.com, brother one. If this is a brothel, you will be called Huakui. Do you know the importance of yourself! You are little transparent Qingshu is also a little transparent when you are young, and Qingshu is also a great god when you become a great god. Qingshu is equivalent to a comrade-in-arms who shares weal and woe with you and grows together! Qingshu is yourself! Your tenth birthday, why don’t you come? !"

Nanshan's voice was just like his appearance, cold and cold, and it really had a special flavor when he yelled this long paragraph.

Daxia Longque: I am 29 this year, thank you.

Nanshan: You are heartless and ungrateful!

Daxia Longque: You are making trouble for no reason.

Nanshan: Really not going?

Great Summer Sparrow: Yes.

Nanshan: Then you have to make it up to me, and post your photo in a book in the future!

Daxia Longque: What is the difference between that and me attending the meeting?

Nanshan: Of course there is a difference. You can wear a mask and sunglasses at the meeting, and you can post photos that look real.

Great Summer Sparrow: ...

Nanshan: Are you excited?

Great summer sparrow: a little

Nanshan: Action is worse than heartbeat!

Big Xia Longque: Let me think about it again.

Nanshan: Okay, I'll give you three seconds

Great Summer Sparrow: ...

Nanshan: Three seconds is up, should we go or not?

Great summer sparrow: Maybe go or not

Another voice came from Nanshan: "Okay, then I will say that there is a mysterious master joining us at that time. If you go, it will be you. If you don't go, even overnight, I will put your photo. You don't have to tell me no, anyway, I will I have a copy of your ID card."

Da Xia Long Que: Shan Shan, actually you just want to see brother, right?

Nanshan: Get lost, I have a girlfriend

Daxia Longque: I want to see my brother, but there is no other meaning. What are you thinking about all day long?

Nanshan: ...Oh, I really want to see you

Daxia Longque: I knew it, you really have a crush on brother

Nanshan: ...

Daxia Longque: I will never be with you, so you should die!

Nanshan: Well, I have something else to do, so let’s go first

So it went offline.

Actually used brother's method to pay back to brother!This stinky little boy Nanshan really gets worse the more he learns!

Song Xiang looked at Weibo again, planning to reply today.

The first one was replied by a person named Que Ye within a few seconds after Song Xiang posted on Weibo. The content was: I know you won't go, and I will love you even if you don't.

In the few minutes Song Xiang went to chat with Nanshan, the number of likes has reached 102...

Song Xiang didn't know how to reply, he was stunned for three to five minutes, and then refreshed again, the number of likes reached 5!And in this way, Song Xiang didn't know how to return.

Then look at the second article first, from "I want to give birth to a mountain of flowers and fruits for Dao Shenda": I knew you would not go, so I specially finished this section in advance to grab the top three.I have liked you for five years. After reading your book, I thought you were an upright, hot-blooded, dazzling guy with a gentle heart. After following Weibo, I realized that you are actually a fool, not a serious tsundere.Instead, I like you even more.So I've always wanted to see you in real life, but it doesn't matter if I can't, because then I don't have to worry about falling in love with you!

This time Song Xiang was stunned for a longer time, and then looked at the third item——

My destiny is Daxia Longque: No wonder I'm still single, anyway, I just want to say something!It doesn't matter if you're ugly, I'm blind, if you want to get married but don't have a partner, please contact me!Marry as you like!

The number of likes for this article is 186...

Song Xiang finally replied to the three messages solemnly, although his wording seemed very low due to nervousness, excitement and shyness... After replying, Song Xiang, who was still full of emotion, couldn't help but read a few more messages, so he continued unconsciously like this. Saw the last one.

In the end, Song Xiang was so moved that he was helpless and willing to post on Weibo: Isn't it just to attend the meeting!You are all satisfied!Go! Go! Go!

Then Song Xiang immediately saw the reply and said: I knew that Dao Shenda couldn't stand other people's sensational compliments on him that he liked him, hahahahahaha, the battle was successful!

As soon as it was refreshed, the number of likes soared, and there was a row of people following the formation: the battle was successful!

Song Xiang: "..."

Other people's readers are gentle and caring little angels, why are his readers a bunch of black-bellied and domineering little devils?

Probably because the contrast between being treated before and after was too great, Song Xiang was a little excited, and got up early the next day uncharacteristically, so the online time was earlier.

When I woke up, I was lying in the arms of the scabbard. Song Xiang guessed that the cat was still there when I went offline, and was about to ask for confirmation, but heard another voice: "You look very thoughtful, actually But you are terribly obedient. You see, you obviously like small animals, but Dad doesn’t allow it, so you haven’t kept a pet in 26 years, and now you only dare to raise it in games.”

The scabbard touched Song Xiang's back again and again, but did not speak.

"Dad is afraid that you will become weak in heart after raising animals, and how can you know that your weakness is innate. You look like your name, Ting Ting, and you look like a girl."

This guy's speech is very unpleasant, and his tone is also aggressive, exactly like the performance of the villain in the story.By the way, what the hell is Tingting?The gang leader was raised as a girl when he was young?

"Brother," the scabbard finally said.

Damn it, it's actually the big brother of the gang leader!Song Xiang quietly raised his head to look at the person across from him... Although they don't look alike, they have one very important thing in common - handsome!

The scabbard's tone was calm and confused, and he continued: "Is it so difficult to wish me a happy birthday?"

Today is the gang leader's birthday? !What's the date of January today?fifteen?

"..." Brother Daoxie suddenly lost his momentum, and he stuttered a little, "Who, who said, I'm here to wish you a happy birthday."

"Because you do this every year first, and then give me a gift." Sheath said, "Besides, don't you also like small animals?"

"I don't like it!" The scabbard's brother immediately became excited, and then he took out a cake box from the package and pressed it in the scabbard's hand, "I'm so annoying, happy birthday, I'm leaving."

So it disappeared after ten seconds and went offline...

What an inexplicable person, worthy of being the brother of the scabbard!

Song Xiang was slandering, the scabbard suddenly raised the hand holding him, "Are you online?"

Song Xiang was surprised: "...you can find out all this?"

The scabbard thought for a while and said, "...Because I suddenly don't feel so cute anymore."

Song Xiang said angrily: "...Yes, as a man, I am not as cute as a cat. I am really sorry."

The scabbard went straight to the next topic, "Have you heard everything?"

"I heard part of it..." Song Xiang was a little embarrassed for a moment, "I didn't mean it."

"It doesn't matter." The scabbard said, "It's not that there is nothing that cannot be said."

In less than two seconds, he added: "It's a big deal to kill someone."

Song Xiang said in surprise: "...Isn't that awkward brother wishing my younger brother a happy birthday! Has it reached the point where he wants to kill someone!"

The scabbard asked strangely: "You don't know who he is?"

Song Xiang asked even more strangely: "Should I know who he is?"

"His name is Mitch."

"...I'm not Minnie."

"..." Sheath was silent for a while, then said slowly, "He is the leader of your Evening City."

Song Xiang: "..."

So the two brothers played around with the people from the Sword God Palace and Evening City!Song Xiang immediately felt the seriousness of the matter and his own danger. He solemnly raised his cat's paw and said, "I swear I will never say anything."

"Actually, I don't care, but he cares more."

"why……"

"do not know."

So Song Xiang understood - bad taste!It's bad fun again!The wickedness of human beings is really terrifying!

"Okay," Song Xiang said, "then I wish you a happy birthday."

"When you say this sentence, shouldn't you attach a gift?"

"You can talk about asking for gifts so frankly, you are indeed the leader of the gang." Song Xiang said, "If you receive a gift, you have to return it."

"Well. When's your birthday?"

"Yo~" Song Xiang patted the scabbard with his paw maliciously and said, "Master, you are like this, but you will make me think you have a crush on me."

The scabbard said calmly, without changing expression, "...forget it."

"...It's so boring to tease you." Song Xiang was discouraged, "Okay, what gift do you want?"

"I don't know." The scabbard asked suspiciously, "Shouldn't the person who gave the gift think about this kind of thing?"

"... Has anyone ever told you that you are difficult?"

"Are you too lazy?" The scabbard thought for a while and said, "Actually, I hope that the sword god can add more changes today."

"It's useless for you to tell me about this kind of thing," Song Xiang stammered, "Stop daydreaming. What else do you want?"

"Gone."

"..."

Then the scabbard said calmly and perplexedly again: "Obviously you asked me what I wanted, I told the truth, you can't do it, but why don't you blame you for being helpless, but say I'm daydreaming?"

Song Xiang was taken aback for a while: "Dude, do you study philosophy?"

"No."

"Okay, okay, I was wrong," Song Xiang sighed, "I won't ask you anymore, I think for myself."

Song Xiang felt that he was asking for trouble!If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have said giving gifts!

"Well, let's eat cake."

"...Just the two of us?" Song Xiang looked at the huge cake in his hand...

"Who else?"

Ah yes!The leader said that many people are afraid of him, so he probably has no friends... Song Xiang said cautiously, "...your friend?"

The scabbard asked strangely: "Isn't that you?"

"..." Song Xiang suddenly felt a little complacent, why?