even if you are a man

It was the beginning of another week, and Song Xiang slept until nine o'clock sharply. After washing, he sat at the dining table and turned on the computer while enjoying the delicious breakfast cooked by the housekeeping robot 5.0.

The news of the editor in charge quickly popped up on the author's QQ.

Nanshan: How many words are there in the new article?

Daxia Longque: After today, we will be able to break through the zero-word mark.

Nanshan: Last week you also said it was zero words.

Daxia Longque: But last week I didn't say I was going to start writing.

Nanshan: ...

Nanshan: All right.Then you come on.

Big Xia Dragon Sparrow: Try to do your best.

After enjoying breakfast leisurely, Song Xiangchao entered ""Laughing"" into the newly created document, then turned it off, got up and walked slowly to the master bedroom, sighing, "It's still too young, Nanshan, I'm I didn't even say I was going to write."

After replenishing the nutrient solution in the game compartment, Song went to lie down.

When I opened my eyes again, it was already the world in the game.

This game is called "Xianfan OL". As the first completely domestically produced holographic online game, the background uses the legendary work "Xianfan" written by a generation of Internet writer Daxia Longque. It shocked the industry when it came out a year ago. Up to now, it can be said to be the hottest and most trendy game in the country, not one of them.

So far, Song Xiang has been playing for exactly three months.

In fact, he was very itchy during the public beta a year ago, but it happened to be updating "Qin Xin Jian Dan" at that time. In order to prevent him from playing games secretly, Nanshan randomly knocked him once every morning, noon and evening, as long as If he didn't get a response within 10 minutes, he had to go to his official website to publish his home address, phone number, height, weight, and his ID card, which is said to be the ugliest in life.

Song Xiang wasn't worried that he would really do this, he just felt that if he went to play, he would probably be a eunuch for the whole book, so he endured it.

It turned out that he was thinking too much - he was too frustrated with the game.

It is said that after Song Xiang finished "Qin Xin Jian Dan", he rushed to "Xian Fan OL" to start a new life impatiently and unprepared.

This was careless for a while, and everything was chosen randomly when creating characters.

The body shape is random. In this game where everyone likes to adjust themselves to beauty, Song Xiang's face has been adjusted to be 10% ugly. Fortunately, the height of 182 has not changed, but the body has changed from an otaku body to a somewhat sturdy body.

The innate attributes of the characters are random, so Song Xiang's attributes are congenitally disabled - two points for constitution, two points for wisdom, six points for strength, two points for defense, four points for agility, three points for dodge, and invisible hidden attributes.I didn't pay much attention at the beginning, I just thought this game was different, but I didn't realize until later that the normal level should be between four and eight points.

But according to this, if Song Chang was a physics professional, he could still see his strength at six points... It's a pity that he randomly found a luthier, relying on his poor two points of wisdom.

To sum up the above reasons, I didn't know about my attributes at the beginning, I just thought that Song Xiangda, who was very difficult in this game, finally became a life player in this game.

Life players are also very good, if you don’t stay at home, you will die. Comrade Song Xiang, a star player, can fish, gather grass, and farm in the nature in the game... At the same time, as a life skill nine Super disabled, you can also experience the joy of being a chef in the game...

talent!Strange!ah!A man should pursue freedom, adventure and challenge!

But think about my sissy career, and then think about my disability...

Song Xiang thinks that this game is really not so difficult to play.

But I bought all the game warehouses, and the money can't be wasted.

So he finally chose to turn into an exchange expert to retaliate against the society. He made a lot of money by selling and practicing life skills. He also bought a piece of land in Wuwangya, a level 30 strange area, and built a house as the character's home.

Buying land and building a house in this game where the exchange rate of game currency and soft sister currency is 30:[-] is absolutely an act that cannot be done by a local tyrant.Especially for a little luthier who is only level [-].

That's right, after being pecked to death by a chick of the same level when doing the first task, Song Xiang threw the task angrily. Even this poor level 30 is still upgraded by the meager experience rewarded when the life skills are upgraded. up.

It's only been three months since I played, so I can't expect too much... Song Xiang put away the fishing rod, and the system's melodious female voice rang in his ears: "Congratulations, your fishing skills have broken through the master level and reached the peak, and you have been awarded the title of God of Fishing."

Song Xiang was silent for a while, then decided to go to the yard to collect vegetables.

As soon as a radish was pulled out of the ground, the female voice of the system sounded again: "Congratulations on breaking through the master level of farming skills and reaching the peak, and you have been awarded the title of God of Agriculture."

to cook...

"Congratulations on your culinary skills breaking through the master level and reaching the peak, and you have been awarded the title of God of Cookery."

To strike iron... "Congratulations..."

To collect herbs, to make medicine, to sew...

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations...

"Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of all your life skills and earning the title Modern Robinson."

... Can anyone explain what is going on with this strange title, and what is the background of "Xian Fan" in "Xian Fan"?

Song Xiang thought for a while with a blank expression on his face. Looking at the list of all life skills with full levels, he felt that this game was unplayable.

He directly called up the Weibo column in the game and logged into Daxia Longque's account.

The most recent Weibo was three months ago, and it was the closing speech of "Qin Xin Jian Dan".

There are now [-] comments, and if you click on it casually, there are all kinds of speculations by fans about his recent whereabouts, ranging from a car accident to coming out of the closet.

Lost City Overnight: Has something happened to the Sword God?

Suzaku tweeted all his life: Lian Ye has not updated Weibo for a long time, did Dao Shen and Lian Ye get married back to their hometown?

I'm the most handsome man in the world: Reply to Suzaku's tweet: Don't be disgusting, two men.

Que Fan: Reply to Lao Tzu, the most handsome man in the world: my country has legalized homosexuality in 2105, okay?

I am the most handsome in the world: Reply to Que Fan: Anyway, I just feel disgusted, and as long as it is a scabbard, I know that Dao Shen and Lian Ye hate each other!

Give birth to a monkey for Dao Shenda: Reply to Lao Tzu's most handsome man in the world: But they follow each other on Weibo, you don't understand, they are lifelong rivals and lifelong confidants, love each other, and kill each other.

Queer: Reply to Dao Shen Da Sheng Monkey: The newcomer has just finished watching "Xian Fan", and his mood has been restless for a long time, so I came to see the author's Weibo.There is a question that is very puzzling, why everyone calls Daxia Longque Saber God?

Give birth to a monkey for Dao Shenda: Reply to Queer: Daxia Longque is a famous sword in ancient times, and then he is a great god, so let's call him Dao Shenda.By the way, fans of Sword God all call themselves scabbards!

Que Fan: Reply to Queer: By the way, the CP of Dao Shen is Lian Ye Da Da, who is also the master of Qingshu.com!It is said that they got married during this time!

The more I talk about it, the weirder it gets... I can't watch it anymore.

Song sent to the editor's new Weibo——

Daxia Longque V: I went missing recently because I went to play "Xianfan OL".The new article "Laughing" is still being saved, and it will be published when it reaches [-].Put the copy on it in two days.See you in the new article.

Song Xiang has a habit, which has not changed since he was a child and is now a god - every time a Weibo or a chapter is updated, he will reply to the top three commenters.

So just wait.Fortunately, it is very popular now, and a reply popped up within a few seconds.

The blue sky above Sparrow Night Party: Sofa!How big is the sword god!Can you tell me your impression of Lian Yeda?

Big Xia Longque V: Reply to the sparrow night party with the blue sky above its head: sissy.

Give birth to a monkey for Dao Shen Da: look forward to laughing!Dao Shen is great, is "The Heart of the Qin and the Sword of the Sword" really over?Is there no extras?Aren't Chen Jian and Lin Shaoqin really a couple?

Daxia Longque V: Reply to Sword God Dasheng Monkey: It's really over.Not a couple.But "they are lifelong rivals and lifelong confidants." (taken from your comment)

Lianye V: Is she really a bitch?

...as if I saw something strange.

Tsk, why hasn't the third item appeared yet?

Sheath: Sword God, what gang did you join?

Daxia Longque V: Reply to the scabbard: Five-flowered horses, thousands of golden furs, Hu'er will exchange for fine wines, and together you will eliminate eternal sorrows.

This sentence is the introduction of the gang of the Sword God Palace where Song Xiang is currently.

When the three replies were full, Song Xiang decisively closed Weibo.

Next, as long as you go back to the main city exchange to exchange the money into soft sister coins, you can disappear from the world of "Xianfan OL".

Unfortunately, there is no return scroll in the package... Forget it, Wuwangya is not too far from the main city anyway.

It wasn't long after he left, but Song Xiang always felt that something was wrong.

It was so quiet, there was no one on the road except myself...

"You were expelled from the gang by the deputy gang leader [Mr. Qiao]."

what's the situation?He stopped abruptly.

Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in the back of my head, and there was only a white light in front of my eyes—I was dizzy!

Five seconds later, he finally woke up, but he was already in the state of a soul—a little luthier at level 30, it doesn't matter if he is taken away by a wave or by a move.

Wait, I died but didn't turn into white light and go to the underworld to be reborn...

This rhythm is wrong.

Song Xiang moved, and found that he was now tied above his "corpse", and a gentle female voice came from the system: "You are being restricted by the spirit-binding lock, and you cannot go to the underworld to reincarnate."

……

This rhythm is really wrong!

Faced with such an unknown situation, Song Xiangdao calmed down, "Why did you kill me?"

"Yo, do you still need to ask this?" A female assassin came out from behind him, her tone was strange, "Do you need others to remind you of what you have done?"

Now Song Xiang was even more confused, "What did you do?"

No matter how you look at it, this is seeking revenge... However, he has always kept a low profile in the game, and he doesn't even know a few people, let alone offend him...

In a blink of an eye, Song Xiang came to a realization - there was only one possibility, maybe... it was Nanshan who asked for a reminder?

Nanshan's studies are broken, and the methods are quite crazy...

"Pretending to be like that." The female assassin sneered, "Didn't you report the loss of the Sword God Palace's defense line yesterday? Why, dare you do it or not?"

Oh, that's not it.Fortunately, the editor-in-chief was gentle and harmless, Song Xiang waved his hand, "You've got the wrong person."

"Where can I admit my mistake? Isn't it you, the level 30 luthier [One Hundred Years of Solitude]?"

"A level 30 luthier, how can I have first-line information?"

"Yo, I'm really planning to stick it out to the end." The female assassin said quietly, "Didn't you seduce the leader of our second regiment [Human World into Painting] out of his mouth?"

The world is a painting...and seduces...

Song Xiang's expression at this moment is really... indescribable.

"Just with my face... can I still seduce people? No, even if I seduce, I can actually get something out of me?" Song Xiang was silent, and said with deep pain, "I said, little girl, if you want to kill me, kill me." Well, there's no need to make up such a perfunctory reason."

"..." The female assassin looked at Song Xiang carefully after hearing the words, and immediately fell silent. Presumably, she agreed with what he said very much, and hesitated for a long time before saying, "Our second regiment leader may... Different from ordinary people."

It's not that Song Xiang is ugly, it's just that in this "everyone likes to enhance their appearance" game, Song Xiang's face that has been adjusted down by 10% is too ordinary, too ordinary.

"Meizi Yu, don't talk nonsense with him. Didn't the deputy tell us to turn him off directly?" At this time, four male assassins came out of the invisible state.

The female assassin glanced at them and nodded.

Song Xiang was also drunk. These people were all equipped with top-level equipment. At first glance, they looked like an assassin team defined as an "elite assassination team" in the gang, and they were used to whiten him, a 30-level violinist...

What is this called!

"Wait." Song Xiang raised his hand, "Kill if you want, but let me tone down the pain first."

The female assassin really stopped, and said with a frown, "Don't try to make any fools. If you are trapped by the spirit lock, even if you are always in a fighting state, you can't even force yourself to log off."

"How can it be?" Song Xiang sighed, "Look at my upright face and such a weak level, do you seem to be someone who can make any trouble?"

"..."

Song Xiang didn’t tell the truth. In fact, he had adjusted his pain sensation to 3% as early as the first day he entered the game, but he really didn’t want to do anything. He is a level 30 luthier, and under the hands of five level 90 assassins, he can Can you slip away?It's not the hero in Lian Ye's novel.

He directly pulled out the friend panel and clicked on [Human World into Painting], and sent a sound transmission from thousands of miles away.

"I'm wronged now as a traitor who seduced you. Lianye, give me a quick roll to clarify."

Then the system's melodious female voice sounded next to his ears: "The target user is not online, we will send it to you as soon as he is online."

"..." Song Xiang completely gave up when he heard this. Anyway, he has to go to the AKF. At worst, he will go to the exchange to exchange money after level 0!He said righteously, "Okay, come on."

"..." The female assassin hesitated for a while, not sure if he had done anything, but she quickly put her mind at ease and used a resurrection book to forcefully pull him up. As soon as she made a move, she saw a flash of skill and was interrupted!

Five more people appeared around.

Another squad of elite assassins.

One of them looked at Song Xiang sincerely and reliably, and said proudly, "Brother Lonely, we are here to save you!"

Who are you, buddy... Song Xiang looked at him expressionlessly.

"People from Lianye City!" The female assassin blurted out when she saw the person coming, and then turned her head, furious at Song Xiang, "You really are not a fuel-efficient lamp!"

No, my brother is already ready to lie down and kill you... Song Xiang suddenly felt a little bit wronged.