Interstellar Apprentice Demon Cultivator

"Wow~~Why is this pumpkin so big? It's taller than you guys~~" These words are really too much hatred.

"This wax gourd is so long too~~ I guess cutting it in half would be enough for us to eat?"

"This Chaotian pepper... Bah bah! It's so spicy! Help!!!" The little demon who had the courage to try was instantly out of his body, from the mouth to the chrysanthemum was hot...

In the end, everything except Chaotian pepper was used for cooking.

Chaotian pepper... Because of the suspected variety mutation, Hu Jinnian took it and packed it to the research institute... Although this thing cannot be eaten, it is not without uses... For example, anti-wolf spray, biochemical weapons, etc., or a certain Some game props that adults with special hobbies like to play... Ahem!

Anyway, in the alliance, any words such as "natural" and "wild" are basically equated with high prices.For details, you can refer to the advanced customization of a certain p family in the ancient earth period. Even if it is the flip flops that the aunt of the double vegetable market comes standard with, it is not something ordinary people can afford...

After finishing the matter of earning extra money, the loyal assistant Hu Jinnian began to report to his new boss again. Before eating, he hurriedly finished the things that should be done. Everyone knows that Mei Jinxue It is necessary to go out with Xiong Mengmeng for a walk to digest. The couple who are in the period of love, don't know what will happen after the walk... The company's affairs can't be delayed any longer! ! !

"So, you need to confirm and sign the relevant documents at the end before proceeding to the next step of related work." After the report, Hu Jinnian eagerly looked at the boss who had been a little passive and sabotaged recently, hoping that the boss would see him staying up late and working overtime For the sake of it, take the time to walk through the procedure for him earlier.

Look how competent he is as a subordinate!What a dedication!If it weren't for the fact that Mei Jinxue had to personally operate some programs, Hu Jinnian would probably wish to make decisions for him...

Of course, he doesn't want to be accused of commercial crimes and go to jail, so when necessary, a creature like the boss still has to show up as an endorsement or something...

"Thanks for your hard work. Then, bring the documents later. I'll sign them and give them to you." It took half an hour to get the work done, and then the two of them spent another two hours repeatedly confirming the location of the holiday villa. Design drawings……

"This is the first wedding anniversary gift I gave to Mengmeng, so if necessary, you can put aside the company's affairs and focus more on the construction and decoration of the villa..."

Hu Jinnian: "..."

With such a boss who loves beauty but not career, why worry about the company not going bankrupt? !

Crying and leaving the boss's temporary office, Hu Jinnian was so sad that he could barely eat...Huh?What smells so good?

"Hurry up and line up! The roasted venison with lemongrass juice is ready! Quantity is limited, first come, first served!" The little demons rushed over with all kinds of strange-shaped bowls transformed from their leaves.

Hu Jinnian: /(tt)/~~ Save some for me!Unfortunately, I was thinking about making more money for you just now~~

"Here, let's pad your stomach first!" Bai Mudan took a few skewers of barbecue and handed them to Hu Jinnian, "I was cheated, what is barbecue? Wait a minute, there is even more delicious stewed venison with small potatoes~~ I just tried it Taste it, the taste is really not bad! Save some stomach, and eat it with me later, you must be right!"

Bai Mudan is not good at cooking, but she is very good at cooking. You can tell what is delicious by smelling it. In addition to her young age, even the little demon who cooks is willing to open a back door for her to eat. Xiao Zao, so, while the other monsters were still queuing up, Bai Mudan had already run out for a stroll with the first batch of roasted venison, and then, seeing Hu Jinnian who was standing outside the line and couldn't make it to the line , out of sympathy for the "hard-working human beings who can't cheat without demon power", generously contributed their own venison kebabs...

"So, because we are very fertile, unmarried little demons are very popular now?" Bai Mudan and Hu Jinnian sat on a big tree branch, eating barbecue and gossiping.

"Haha~~That's right! Let me tell you, there are so many small human families who want to marry the monster clan to find me now! When I was adopted by the Hu family, I never knew that I had so many What about the messy relatives~~ Even those who claim to be my dad’s elementary school classmates have popped up!” Hu Jinnian sneered.

In the recent period, apart from dealing with company affairs, what Hu Jinnian is most annoying about is the sharp increase in the number of his personal calls. Those who don’t know may think that he is being chased for debts... What is his grandpa’s cousin, his grandma’s? Cousin, his mother's handkerchief, his father's best friend, etc... In short, they don't know where they got their personal phone numbers, and they all popped up overnight, warmly inviting themselves to "go back to their hometown" Check it out, God knows!He hasn't returned to that so-called hometown for decades. Ever since his parents passed away, he was almost sent to an orphanage for adoption because of his substandard age. Fortunately, the Hu family took him back in time.In childhood, although I was a little tired because I had to learn a lot of things, I have to say that because I was surrounded by children who were similar to him, I would never be discriminated against or sympathized by my peers. In addition to the academic pressure of the Hu family Apart from college, other living conditions are much better than those of ordinary families, and what he usually eats and uses are rare and good things on the market. Therefore, he didn't feel how hard his childhood life was.

On the contrary, these so-called relatives and friends who automatically disappeared when he was alone and helpless, but now popped up one after another for some unspeakable reason, are like rat droppings in a soup pot, disgusting!

"Then ignore them~~ They can't find them anyway!" Bai Mudan said casually, "If they really dare to shamelessly come over to harass you, I might as well help you secretly beat them to death and bury them in the ground." It’s good to make flower fertilizer in the field, but you have to pay a labor fee..."

"Huafei..." Hu Jinnian's sadness and anger dissipated immediately, and he began to think seriously about the necessity of teaching these law-blind monsters...

"Ahem~~Xiaobai~~It's Jiang Zi, there is a law in our alliance that you may not understand, let me explain it to you..." Hu Jinnian sat up straight and began to earnestly popularize the law, thinking back when he was in the intensive training class, Law is the main item of every year-end assessment!If it weren't for the fact that his career direction had already been determined, he might have already become a gold medal lawyer with a full name in the league!

However, it's not too late to start a new part-time job, isn't it?

Smiling and looking at the target of the law popularization, Hu Jinnian nodded in satisfaction.

However, the object of the law popularization seems to be a bit uncooperative——

"Huh? Didn't we say that the demon cultivators of Koala Star, as a special group of the alliance, enjoy the treatment of the special administrative region? Why do we have to abide by the laws of the alliance?" Bai Mudan was surprised. She didn't quite understand the word "special administrative region" when she heard it, so she went to look it up in the dictionary, and she was very impressed!

"Special Administrative Region..." Hu Jinnian went crazy.

Damn he actually forgot! ! !

In order to win over the demon cultivators who hold the ultra-scarce resource of longevity water in their hands, the alliance bosses urgently held a joint meeting to provide the demon cultivators of Koala Star with special treatment in the special administrative region. The cultivators showed their favor, on the one hand, because the demon cultivators may not be suitable for human beings' restrictive legal provisions...

In fact, having said that, the treatment of the so-called special administrative regions is also very deceitful. On the surface, it is special treatment, but in fact it is to manage yourself. The demon cultivator closed the door and broke his head, and the alliance can also pretend that nothing happened...

However, having said that, if someone is really killed internally, it will be troublesome to investigate. In order to prevent unnecessary workload due to this problem, Hu Jinnian decided not to contact those so-called relatives and friends. , At worst, they will all be blacklisted!If you dare to make harassing calls again, I will report you!Complain about you!Sue the Union Court for obstructing the privacy of your personal life... In short, there are a hundred ways to deal with such a top product, and there is no need to bury people in the soil to make flower fertilizer~~cough cough!Although he really wanted to do it...

A man and a monster were chatting happily, Xiong Mengmeng grabbed Brother Mei and bit his ear: "Brother, look, Assistant Hu is not chasing our Xiaobai, is it?"

"Uh...it seems so? But recently, there are quite a lot of people looking for me, hoping to marry us demon cultivators." Mei Jinxue snorted coldly, these human beings who think they are smart and wise will not really treat them as fools Bar?Why is it for the friendship between humans and demon cultivators, it is clearly because they demon cultivators can give birth!Want to use them as fertility tools?Go dreaming! ! !

"Let's go, let's go eat! Didn't you say that you want to go to the sea tonight? After eating early and resting, we can start when the moon comes up." Mei Jinxue touched Xiong Mengmeng's head, and decided not to tell those bad things to her. he.

The seaside of Koala Star is extremely quiet at night, er, not at all, at least, there seem to be quite a lot of mosquitoes around, just look at the mosquito repellent that Hu Jinnian and other human bodyguards smeared layer by layer...

However, as plants, they won't have this problem... As long as they don't mutate, generally blood-sucking female mosquitoes don't like to get close to plants, and plants basically recruit male mosquitoes...

"Haha~ Everyone, eat less, we will go to the sea at night and take the barbecue grill, grab and grill now!" Fei Huayu shouted at the little demon who was queuing behind.

"Yeah!!!" The group of monsters is boiling, and the seaside barbecue is amazing, it's very fun to hear it!

"Then, everyone hurry up and eat! After eating, weave baskets. You are responsible for your own baskets and tools!"