Interstellar Apprentice Demon Cultivator

After working for a week, the first batch of natural ingredients that needed to be sent out was finally ready. Looking at the boxes of beautifully packaged ingredients, Hu Jianyi nodded with satisfaction, thinking that this son-in-law is really a good material for business!

At the Alliance Logistics Center, Xie Huaixian not only twitched the corners of his mouth when he saw the packaging of the delivered food samples, his facial features began to twitch... Hu Jianyi, a profiteer!He just wanted to show off the strength of his masters, so he said "not short of money", but he really dared to sell potatoes and pumpkins for sky-high prices? !

However, as the saying goes, "It doesn't hurt to spend other people's money", after thinking about the sandwiched anger of being an undercover agent all these years, Xie Huaixian also sent someone to deliver these ingredients with marked prices with a smirk on his face... …

"Hmm! Not bad~~ This batch of ingredients is better than the quality we purchased before!"

"Yes! And the packaging is also very careful, even the price tag is processed from natural flower petals... After eating the vegetable label, you can use it as a bookmark!"

Yes, in order to advertise that the vegetables and fruits produced in the house are absolutely natural, Mei Jinxue asked Hu Jinnian to use special technology to directly use various real flower petals to make exquisite price tags according to the different ingredients. The packaging containers are also based on the vegetables. All kinds of exquisite bamboo products designed in the shape of melons and fruits, a complete set of matching, is simply a set of exquisite works of art... To be honest, wearing a limited edition custom-made costume, Cinderella can also give you an aristocratic look Come on... what?You said that such a set only sells for 998?Don't sellers lose money?Just this bookmark and this small bamboo basket full of nature and art are worth the price of vegetables, okay?

So, unknowingly, Hu Jianyi and Mei Jinxue have become super civilized sellers with conscience praised by everyone...

As for the buyer who was in charge of purchasing ingredients for the big shots?It is said that he has been thrown into prison for being suspected of corruption and purchasing low-quality ingredients... In fact, he is really wronged!It's just because I forgot to have someone wash the mud off the cabbage roots when I was buying Chinese cabbage, and I forgot to have someone catch the caterpillars hidden in the beans when I was buying beans... Okay!This is really not wrong!Dare to let the leaders eat bugs? !Go fuck off and eat in jail! ! !

Satisfying the strange aesthetics and appetites of the big shots, everything that follows becomes simple——

Xie Huaixian, a double agent who was originally questioned by the bigwigs about his loyalty because of "speaking for those human beings", unexpectedly won a commendation because he contributed a source of food that satisfied the leaders. The proposal of "three points" was quickly approved.

"Hahaha! Yes! Yes! The higher-ups are very satisfied with the supply this time! Please tell Mr. Mei that we must always maintain this quality! We will never treat demon cultivators badly! By the way, I heard that Mr. Mei currently only has A primitive planet exclusively for planting? How is this possible? Immediately expand production! Yes! The alliance will provide free planets to be developed exclusively for planting!" Xie Huaixian, who is proud of his career and his wife is pregnant again, is in a very beautiful mood, and took the time to call to praise him Hu Jianyi said something.

"Great! Boss, we can have free land to use, and the taxes and fees will also be reduced..." Hearing Hu Jianyi's report, Hu Jinnian immediately jumped three feet high, which greatly reduced their cost!If the boss earns more, wouldn't his subordinates have more benefits?

"Are you stupid?" Mei Jinxue gave him a white look, "How useful is the free land? Don't forget, we haven't finished developing a single planet right now, and the tax reduction and exemption are the direction of our business. It is pure natural and healthy food, according to the relevant laws of the alliance, of course you can enjoy tax relief... I don’t know what you are happy about? No! Are you in a relationship?!” Mei Jinxue looked at Hu Jinnian in surprise. As long as they fall in love, their IQ will drop precipitously, and even those who are seriously ill will have symptoms such as mental retardation... Hu Jinnian is usually very shrewd in the eyes of these demon cultivators, why does he suddenly look like a different person?

"Uh~~hehe~~It's nothing! It's just recently, um, didn't I often go to the orchard to supervise everyone's picking, this, that~~ Sister Pomegranate is really nice! Gentle, kind and patient..." Simply It satisfies all the fantasies of the orphan Hu Jinnian about his mother and sister in his childhood!

As a result, Hu Jinnian's children's shoes, who had a severe Oedipus complex, fell decisively into the gentle hometown of Sister Pomegranate...

Mei Jinxue: "..."

really! ! !

His universal assistant, it seems that he can't be counted on in the short term...

For a boss like him, an employee falling in love is the most terrifying thing in the world!This thing will not only lead to a cliff-like decline in the IQ of employees, but also cause negative effects such as employees not wanting to work overtime, asking for leave without reason, and extending annual leave from time to time. The brave (silly) daring (forced) behavior of pursuing love and abandoning career...

Thinking of the urban love drama that the mother-in-law is chasing recently, that Nanzhu just wanted to pursue girls, and even gave up the family business, and went to other places to start the story as a kitchen worker... Mei Jinxue can't get better as a monster!

In order to keep Hu Jinnian, the versatile assistant, Mei Jinxue decided: Immediately transfer Sister Pomegranate stationed in the orchard back to the headquarters!get promoted! ! !

"I heard we're going to have a wedding again?" Xiong Duoduo took the time to ask while feeding Xiong Da during lunch.

"That's right! Jinnian and Shiliu are not young anymore, and it's time to get married and have children. They are both internal employees of the group. Internal digestion will help retain outstanding employees..." Mei Jinxue said with a smile. Come up with this brilliant idea!Organize more such internal blind dates within the group, so that single dogs can digest internally, and there is no need to worry about outsiders poaching the wall!

Of course, as a boss who is loved by employees, Mei Jinxue will never do such a frustrating thing as "internal employees only give a red envelope when they get married".

In order to create an atmosphere of "single dogs digest well" for the group, taking advantage of Hu Jinnian and Shiliu's big wedding, Mei Jinxue launched a series of measures to encourage employees to fall in love. For example, the marriage leave can be doubled!For example, the share money is double!For example, giving birth to a child has doubled the various welfare subsidies, etc...

All of a sudden, unmarried young men and women in the group fell into a pink romantic atmosphere...

However, soon, everyone was too busy to have time to fall in love.

Several major alliances and federations, including the half-orcs, issued two heavy laws at the same time, which shocked everyone——

"What?! Residents who voluntarily cultivate three acres of land or raise two livestock can give priority to the lottery distribution of fertility drugs? Is it free?"

"You are stupid! You said it was distributed! It must be free! But in this way, will there be more people participating in the lottery?"

"Stupid! There is another one below. If the family's total assets exceed 1000 million star coins, if you don't want to wait in line for the number lottery, you can also participate in the monthly limited fertility drug auction! I guess those rich people will definitely not want to compete with us. The same queue lottery..."

"However, don't you think that your focus is skewed? Look here!!!" The onlookers tapped on the blackboard to draw their focus, "Manually cultivate three acres of land, or raise two heads of livestock! How many years has our alliance been together? No one goes to farm anymore? Huh?! Even robots don’t do farm work anymore, and food has always been processed in factories. Who of you can farm? Or raise pigs and cattle?”

"Uh~~"

"Hehe~~~"

The onlookers were stunned...

Damn it, I just patronized to read the content about fertility medicine, but I forgot to participate in the lottery of fertility medicine. The prerequisite is that I have to farm the land and raise pigs myself? !

farming?

Raising pigs?

Hehehe~~ It seems that this kind of thing can only be seen in the volumes of cultural relics from the ancient earth period unearthed in museums, right?

However, no matter how much they slandered and complained, the people who wanted to go crazy about children still joined the registration army without hesitation... Isn't it just farming and raising pigs?No way to learn!Besides, since the above has started to encourage everyone to farm and raise pigs, there must be a series of technical guidance later.In fact, they would rather go to the museum to look at the manuals of the ancients on farming and raising pigs, but unfortunately, those are very precious cultural relics and ancient books, which are not accessible to ordinary people...

Everyone guessed right.Soon, as more and more people signed up, everyone was pleasantly surprised to receive the "Entrepreneurship Gift Package" prepared by the alliance official for everyone, which included a technical instruction manual for farming and raising livestock and poultry, an analysis of common problems, and An electronic registration book. With this book, each household can receive a certain amount of vegetable grain seeds, piglets, sheep or chickens from the relevant management department of the alliance every year.In order to prevent everyone from raising precious livestock and poultry to death, domestic animal management offices were urgently established in various places. If the chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep in the common people's homes encounter problems such as illness, they can directly go to the management office for diagnosis and treatment, and the cost is also low. Very cheap.

However, soon, everyone discovered that farming and breeding were not as easy as they imagined, and the first to fall was Virgo——

"Fuck, this pig manure smells so bad! I want to raise chickens! No way! Chicken manure also stinks to death... Then raise sheep? The smell in the sheep pen is even more ecstasy..."

"Forget it, let's farm the land honestly... What? Can't use machinery? Then you mean to let me stretch my hands into these dirty and smelly mud to plant rice?!"

"Forget it, I'll grow corn honestly! It is said that it is a dry land crop, as long as the seeds are buried in it... What?! And chicken manure? Can my life be inseparable from chicken manure?! "

After a period of chaos, the first harvest of the alliance’s crops was bleak... The corn was sparse, the rice only grew seedlings but did not bloom, and the sweet potatoes were ripe and everyone forgot to dig them, and they rotted in the ground... As a result, the first year’s harvest reached the standard and they could participate in the lottery The number of people is actually less than a hundred! ! !

How is this possible? !

Xie Huaixian thought for a while, and still found Hu Jianyi and Mei Jinxue——

"What did you say? Let the demon cultivators act as technical guides and shoot a documentary about farming for everyone?"

"That's all we can do for the time being...Let's not talk about ordinary humans, even those professional researchers who claim to study plants all their lives have never worked in the fields themselves..."

"Farmers don't go to the fields? Then what do they use for research?" Mei Jinxue was curious.

"Ahem~~We have test tube cultivation and nutrition boxes..." Xie Huaixian was embarrassed. He was the one who worked hard to promote these high technologies in order to complete the task. Now, the retribution has come!He wants to unplug these high technologies that humans have relied on one by one with his own hands, and re-acquaint humans with manual farming in the ancient earth period... He must have lost his mind to sympathize with these lazy and hypocritical humans! ! !

What is even more difficult is that in order to prevent ordinary humans from knowing the existence of super civilizations, which would cause negative effects such as "resistance", he still cannot announce the impact of industrialized food on human fertility, let alone let humans know about super civilizations. The truth about the fact that spies were sent to murder humans at the beginning can only be slowly and subtly made humans feel the benefits of natural ingredients to the human body by encouraging everyone to farm...

However, this situation is just like the promotion of traditional Chinese medicine in the ancient earth period of human beings. It is said that Chinese medicine has less side effects than western medicine and is good for the body, but in fact, normal people who have a cold and fever will endure strange It tastes like drinking bitter medicine juice for half a month?Still not sure if you drink it, it will be good?Out of 99 people, it is estimated that [-] of them encounter this kind of situation, and they will decisively swallow a cold medicine or directly receive an intravenous drip...

So, after working hard for a year, I found that the fruits and vegetables grown were not enough for myself; I raised pigs and sheep despite the strange smell, but I only harvested less than two catties of chickens for a year. Just... fall! ! !I quit! ! ! ! ! ! !

If you have the time to farm, why not work hard to make money, collect enough 1000 million star coins, and go directly to the auction! ! !

"Ah!!! It's because I didn't think carefully...Then what should I do now? The number of people participating in the lottery is not as large as the number of fertility drugs we distributed in the first phase. Isn't it the first batch that everyone can get the fertility drug?" Lu Xinghai It was hard.

"That's good too... Let everyone see the huge benefits of hard work. I believe there will always be people who will work hard to farm for the fertility medicine. Besides, when Xiaomei and their documentary come out, I believe more people will like it. Living in this pastoral life..."

"...The premise is that the taste of the ecological organic fertilizer must be improved..." Thinking of the news that the air quality index has been declining recently, Lu Xinghai became even more frustrated. He also wanted to eat fresh and natural food, but the premise was not to go out. Just stepped on cow dung and chicken dung...

Chairman Xie Huaixian, who originally planned to wait until the human fertility rate returned to normal levels, took his wife and children back to the super civilization, and continued to live a leisurely life as a small employee, because he was ordered to continue to be stationed in the alliance to oversee human efforts to farm and raise land. Pigs...have to continue to shine in this hard-pressed position, devote themselves to death...

The only gratifying thing is that the idyllic documentary filmed by Mei Jinxue and Xiong Mengmeng as the protagonists has been unanimously praised by the league, and the star network score has reached an unprecedented full score!

the reason is simple--

First, the actor's appearance and acting skills are all online, the beautiful scenery is eye-catching, and the handsome guy is even more eye-catching!

Second, everyone has become the super fans of Xiong Da and Xiong Er since then...

Yes it is! ! !

Xiong Er's children's shoes also transformed smoothly not long ago. Xiong Er, who lost the baby fat, is simply a cute baby with big eyes carved in pink and jade!Coupled with his gossip and gossiping physique, he has successfully gained countless fans on the star network, and the number of fans even exceeds that of the royal cat (secret agent) in the chairman's mansion...

"Chicken poop is afraid of wool? Go to the ground and go to the ground! As long as I can give birth to a cute baby like Xiong Er, I can do anything!!!"

Stimulated by the cute baby effect, batch after batch of fan girls went to farm with chicken manure on their shoulders...

Successfully solved the century-old problem of raising the fertility rate for the chairman, and both the Hu family and the Mei family won the highest award from the alliance.It's a pity that neither Weng and his son-in-law have any utilitarian intentions. One is busy making money, and the other... is busy abducting his grandson to raise him...

The reason is simple: Hu Nan and Hu Bei got married and had children one after another. These two unfilial sons also used the excuse of taking care of their children, and resolutely pushed the group affairs back onto their father!Hu Jianyi could only bring Xiong Duoduo back to the old house...

However, although the person left, these two never gave up on abducting Xiong Daxiong Er...

A few years later, when Xiong Mengmeng's fifth child was transformed, the boring couple still shamelessly excused Mengmeng and the child for various reasons such as the old man's illness, the child's catching up with the week, and the relatives' drinking. They flicked back to live for at least a month!

Although some of the reasons sound illogical... As a monster, Mei Jinxue has no idea why Hu Jianyi's uncle's youngest son's cousin's aunt's Shiba Inu gave birth to quintuplets, and they want to Going to a wedding to celebrate...

However, Mengmeng is so soft-hearted...

Thinking that her beloved was going to pack up and go back to her "natal home" for a wedding, Mei Jinxue resignedly rolled up her snow-white cuffs, hugged Xiao Wu, who was still drooling and just formed, and ran to feed his favorite The koi went to...

"Mei Jinxue, you brought Xiao Wu to play in the water again! I told you not to play in the water for him! He will wet the bed at night! Didn't you agree to train him to pee on his own? He will be sent to kindergarten next year..."

All right!After more than 100 years, the once gentle and shy Xiao Mengmeng has now become a nagging old man...

Mei Jinxue sighed again, forcibly grabbed her son from the railing of the pool, and took the crying little guy to take a bath...

life!It's just such unreasonable troubles... If I had known that marriage was like this... forget it!Both of them are going to get married and have children, but he still likes Mengmeng the most!

Seeing Mei Jinxue's resignation, Xiong Mengmeng chuckled, life is so boring, if he doesn't find something to do, he will almost grow hairy!

Since the high-level human beings and super civilizations temporarily reached the intention of peaceful coexistence, the relationship between the several human alliances that used to compete frequently has become much better than before, and even leading them to do business between planets has gone much smoother.Others don't talk about it, just look at the Mei family. A few years ago, in the eyes of the relatives in the Hu family's old house, Mei Jinxue was just a back-door son-in-law who was dependent on the Hu family's life.

However, in just a few years, relying on the development and promotion of fertility drugs and other supporting infant food products, as well as the high-end skin care products developed by Mei Jinxue and Hu's, Mei's has rapidly accumulated in a short period of time. With a lot of wealth, he became a super rich man in several major leagues!

It's not that no one is jealous and wants to hit Mei Shi's idea.

However, when these people found high-level people who wanted to borrow their strength, they were all frustrated.These people thought that it was because Mei Jinxue had spent a lot of money in the higher-ups, and that's why she got the protection of the higher-ups.Only those high-level people who can really get in touch with the core secrets of human beings know that Mei Jinxue, this demon cultivator who holds the secret formula of fertility medicine and has mysterious contacts with super civilizations, is no longer something they can shake...

And Xiong Mengmeng has become an upstart that everyone in the Hu family is vying to curry favor with.You know, since he was taken home, although those relatives were very polite to him on the surface, everyone with a discerning eye knows that this young master who has been wandering outside since he was a child, and married a demon cultivator, is doomed to be unable to inherit in the future. The Hu family is useless... Therefore, there are many people who look down on him behind his back.

But now, who dares to look down on him?Those relatives of the same family are almost regretful! ! !If I had known that Mei Jinxue was such a potential stock, their family also had a lot of young girls who could get used to marriage... The slander is the slander, when they meet in person, Xiong Mengmeng is still the object of their vying to curry favor, there is no way , who makes people marry well!And it is said that Mei Jinxue loves this lady very much, a super rich man with a net worth of trillions, who even personally takes care of Xiong Mengmeng's child at home... This is really... stupid people have stupid blessings! ! !

Who said no?

Lying in the sun room with a moderate temperature, looking out the window, on the almost perfectly manicured lawn, Xiong Da and Xiong Er are playing football on the lawn with copper money grass, poison arrow wood, locust tree and black mage. , there are too many brats, everyone is divided into two teams and there are some leftovers, so we simply form a free team to be cheerleaders next to us. The garden is as big as two football fields. The little monsters, such as the little banyan tree and the little pine tree, also used little magic to make a few swing frames and slides with awnings in the yard, and played leisurely... These little bastards, it’s really Much happier than they were then!

Holding Xiao Liu, who was still in an unstable form in his arms, Xiong Mengmeng squinted his eyes and fell asleep... In his dream, he seemed to have returned to the snowy day when he was kicked out of the botanical garden, but, in the haze, a A man with a handsome face walked from the vast snow, smiled and stretched out his hand to him——

"Mengmeng, let's go home!!!"

The author has something to say: ahahahaha~~ It's finally over, I feel like I'm so cute!Thank you for accompanying Lan Lan until the end, love you all! ! !

Do you want to write a side story later?Who do you want to see?Welcome to order food. Although Mengmeng Da Lanlan is preparing to change jobs, she still has time to continue coding!I will change to a new job next year, and there will be more time code words, please don’t abandon me~~~ The author collects one!Love you (*￣3)(ε￣*)

Chapter 110 is over... With such an iconic number, my dears must have already guessed which hole will be opened in the next new article hahahaha...

Help! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Hello? 110? Our cat has become a fairy!"

What?Didn't 110 call the police in the last days?

Alright, please transfer to the City Mutated Animal Management Office...

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