Interstellar Apprentice Demon Cultivator

Seriously speaking, this minister from a strange federation of distant galaxies is really quite innocent...he was tricked! ! !

This old man, like Zhou Maoling's father, Mr. Zhou, firmly believes in the truth that "genes are not enough for luck". He thinks that his family's inability to have children must be because the woman's genes are not good enough... However, this guy is not like Mr. Zhou who directly broadcasts the harem This kind, probably because of Virgo, is a bit mentally clean, and refuses to sleep with strange women casually, so, after almost harshly testing the best matching genes from the three thousand beauties using the most scientific method, this The servant finally got married... Then, after 300 years of hard work, I still haven't harvested a single seedling/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Later, because of too much pressure, this guy's former wife couldn't stand being a mobile gene bank, so she resolutely filed for divorce!

leave! ! !

The minister happily gave his ex-wife a large amount of alimony, and continued to embark on the long road of "finding the best matching gene"... Fortunately, the second wife, the sister of the unlucky team leader, was upbeat, and she was not married yet. In ten years, he gave birth to a fat boy!That's a joy, my lord minister!I can't wait to confess this mother and son!As for the only younger brother in his wife's family, of course, he also saw it with his own eyes, and he took it with him to cultivate it.

Having suffered such a big loss in the first half of his life, the minister looked at his soft and tender fat son, and secretly swore in his heart: he must not let his son take the detour he has gone through again! ! !

Therefore, Mr. Minister, who spent the first 300 years dedicated to "working hard to find a fertile wife", has burst into a more vigorous life after having a son!He swore: he must find a daughter-in-law who can give birth to his son before he dies!It's best to take it home from an early age and cultivate a relationship with your son, just like those ancient people bought a child bride for their son in the ancient earth period... How worry-free!The genes are matched, and they are childhood sweethearts. They will definitely taste the forbidden fruit soon and give him a fat grandson! ! !

It couldn't be more perfect! ! !

Therefore, the wisdom of the ancestors must not be underestimated!

The minister who was a villain at heart clenched his fists, resolutely embarked on the journey of finding a child bride-in-law for his son!The level of pickiness is almost the same as that of emperors choosing concubines in ancient times...

However, unfortunately, with the rapid decline in the birth rate of the federal population, the minister has been looking for it for more than ten years, and his son is about to graduate from the intermediate college. The "child bride" still has nothing...

The Minister is really grimacing... Until recently, he accidentally learned from a secret channel that in the distant human alliance, there are demon cultivators who are transformed into plants and can give birth to dozens of cubs at a time! (Here is the emphasis!)

Oh my god! ! !

tens of?

Even if he gave birth to three, he would be satisfied, right?

No, no, no~~ Since there can be dozens, how can there be three?

As a result, in the eyes of the minister, the women of the Federation whose genes were barely worthy of their own precious sons were suddenly rejected: What?You said that your family has the inheritance of having a son?Can you give birth to more than a dozen at a time?

The minister who fell into ecstasy didn't even have time to do a more detailed investigation. After confirming that neither the Mei family nor the Hu family would sit down to calmly negotiate with him about the fact that he wanted to adopt someone else's child as a child bride, (who would agree to a normal person? ?!) The minister who was so bloody decided to send someone to snatch the marriage, uh no, it was to snatch the child...

The main reason is that people feel that if a child from the "poor demon cultivator family of the poor human alliance" can be selected as their daughter-in-law, let alone refuse, they must be too happy!

Now the Mei family may feel that they can't accept it, but in a few decades, when the son and daughter-in-law return to their natal family with a dozen fat grandchildren, will they not recognize it?

Uh, for a dozen fat grandchildren, the minister has completely lost his mind, and he doesn't even care if his future daughter-in-law is a boy...

The one who secretly provided information to the minister was the henchman of the alliance chairman Xie Huaixian, the elder and elder Yuan Zhenpeng.This guy is in charge of the business department of the alliance, and has long been dissatisfied with the fact that the Hu family monopolizes the secret recipe of fertility medicine. After probing a few times, he found that the chairman is not particularly protective of the Hu family, so he couldn't help but want to make a move. Teach this group of people who don't give him face a lesson...

Yuan Zhenpeng is very cautious, and if he is not cautious, he will not be mixed up from an ordinary interstellar businessman to such a prominent position as the Alliance Elder's House.He didn't take the initiative to come forward, but through the dark line he cultivated in private, he turned several corners and quietly revealed the news that Mei Jinxue and Xiong Mengmeng gave birth to more than 20 cubs at a time, worried that it would be easy to find someone in the alliance Showing off his feet, he simply found the next-door federation that was also facing fertility problems, that is, in the ears of the minister who was busy looking for a child bride-in-law.

In this way, regardless of whether the Minister's abduction of the cubs is successful or not, he can use this reason to ask Hu Jianyi to put the secret recipe of fertility medicine in the alliance in the name of distracting and protecting the cubs of Koala Star. , as long as the item enters the alliance's pocket, it is equivalent to belonging to him...

Anyway, what the Chairman is looking for is never fame, fortune and wealth. His spiritual realm is high... Besides, it is exactly what the Chairman wants, isn't it?

"So, your brother-in-law, that Minister, just heard that our Mengmeng family is very fertile, so he thinks that our children must be very fertile, so he wants to take one back to be a child bride?" Mei Jinxue sneered.

"Yeah yeah~~ Well, brother-in-law, you should tell them, we will never hurt the precious cub... When the child comes to our house, we will treat him like a little prince!" The captain cried Ben, still did not give up his obligation to be an uncle, and worked hard to win a child bride-in-law for his little nephew.

"Ahem~~ Well, I heard that your family's family is not very good, and you have too many children. In fact, why do you bother to hold on like this? When children come to my house, they will only live a better life than at your house..."

"Wait! Why do you say our family is not good? Do we look poor?"

"Not poor? If you are really rich, why would you give your children the juice squeezed from that cheap fruit? Why don't you buy them the most expensive compound nutritional milk? Why do you stay in such a simple and dangerous place like the sun room, and don't give them Live in an incubator? Don't worry, I want a child. I really want him to develop a relationship with my son since he was a child. He will marry into our family in the future. Neither I nor the child's mother are mean people, and he will definitely treat him as a child. Raised by my own son..."

"Fart!!! If you really want to listen to you, the cubs raised will really lose their fertility!" Lu Xinghai, a parenting expert who watched the whole process, couldn't help but curse.

"What compound nutritional milk? What incubator? Do you know that it is because of these so-called high-tech inventions that our children are deprived of their fertility year after year, do you understand?"

"Ah?!" The Minister on the other side who was originally eloquent and plausible was suddenly stunned~~

"Ah, what? Let me tell you! We have initially deciphered the real reason for the decline of human fertility. If you really want to make your own children and grandchildren, don't listen to the crooked ways of villains, and don't bother thinking about raising a child bride for your son." Now, if you really want fertility medicine, you don't necessarily have to go through the official channel of the alliance..." Lu Xinghai naturally has his own little Jiujiu.

This time, it is obvious that someone in the alliance wants to punish the Hu family. Mei Jinxue and Xiong Mengmeng were just unlucky targets. The real purpose behind the scenes is probably the secret recipe of fertility medicine...

How is this possible? !

You know, this birth control medicine is the greatest political achievement he has made since Lu Xinghai took office as the Minister of Fertility Promotion. Once it is fully promoted, let alone competing for a seat in the Elderly House, it will be due to the inexorable merit of "solving the fertility problem of the Human Alliance". , it is not impossible to move up the position in the future...

Someone wants to cut off the beard halfway?

Must not be able to! ! !

Since these people are in the first year of junior high school, don't blame him for being unethical and doing fifteenth!Anyway, he is now almost tied to the same boat as the Hu family and the Mei family. Instead of getting entangled with the old foxes in the Alliance Presbyterian House, he might as well cooperate with the Hu family wholeheartedly. Oh, by the way, and the failed kidnapper in front of him, Presumably, with such a big tone, he should be able to investigate and deal with the real mastermind behind the scenes, right?

"What?! You guys, can you really provide us with fertility drugs? Oh no, I was wrong, it wasn't us, it was me! I understood what Minister Lu said just now, you don't want to cooperate with official channels, this is okay No problem! Absolutely no problem! As long as you can guarantee that my son can have ten, no, eight is enough! As long as our family can have eight children, you put forward the conditions, and I will do it, I will say nothing!" Mr. Minister Ecstasy, with birth medicine, who wants to play with it?

If you have that time, hurry up and give birth to a few more! ! !

"Well... I think we should find a time to sit down and talk slowly!" Hu Jianyi looked at the minister with a smile, "My personal urgent thought is that I hope the minister can help us find out. Next time, who is secretly sending you the news behind the scenes?"

"Hehe~~This~~ If you don't know, then you must be lying to you. How dare I act rashly if the source of the news is uncertain for such a big event? In this way, I personally want to verify whether the legendary fertility medicine is true or not. It works for us, you see..."

"It's easy to say, so, as for our son-in-law, he just bought a primitive planet and plans to grow some fruits or something. How about we make an appointment to meet there? We will prepare two birth medicines for you. As for your side, of course we hope to provide us with as much information as possible about the mastermind behind the scenes..." Hu Jianyi rolled his eyes, and he probably guessed who would do the tricks. However, it is best for this evidence to be verified by a third party. In this way, he will have more confidence in negotiating with the alliance...

"Deal! Then, ten days later, we will meet at the agreed coordinates!"