I'm a masochist [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 1 No. scum [catch bugs + modify detailed chapters]
Yuning changed the lock neatly, and within a few days, Zhanpeng's eldest sister came over, killing her murderously, and knocked on the door angrily when she found that the door couldn't be opened, and hopped out without saying any harsh words. The people in the room were astonished to hear it, and opened the door and poured out a large basin of water to express their praise.
With a sharp and ear-piercing cry, Yu Ning sneered: "Get out after you finish speaking, it's too noisy." After finishing speaking, he closed the door, blocking the sharp nails of Sister Zhan's flying up.
"Little boy, come quickly, your sister and I are going to be killed... What a crime..." Sister Zhan immediately took out her mobile phone to call for help, she cried and sighed three times, her singing and writing were excellent, which made Yu Ning amazed .
He thought about it, Zhanpeng was tall and big, but he had never done farm work at home since he was a child, and the two of them had never done housework after they got together. myself.Lin Wen lost that day because of mental and physical exhaustion for many days.And he, now the blood bar is full, all the skills are full, let's see if he doesn't beat Zhan Big Bird half to death!
He is not a person who swallows his anger. He still remembers the tragic appearance of Liu Wen being beaten to death.He fumbled in the kitchen, picked out a rolling pin and shook it in his hand, a cold light flashed in his eyes.
Sure enough, Zhanpeng arrived in less than half an hour, driving a semi-old car.He hastily helped his sister up, and apologized guiltily: "Sister, don't be mad at me for teaching him, huh?"
Sister Zhan wiped away the non-existent tears: "I told you, he can't have children, and now he treats me like this, you better get rid of such a wolf-hearted thing earlier! Amei is still waiting for you at home, Then there is your own son!"
"...I know." Zhan Peng looked complicated, and asked his elder sister to go back to the car and wait for him, and he went to open the door by himself.Undoubtedly, he was very angry when he found that the lock had been changed, and he slammed on the door with a "bang bang".
Yu Ning still splashed water when he touched it, leaning against the door with a half-smile.
"Yo yo, who is this, Mr. Zhan? Why do you come to the humble house? If 20w is not enough, I have no money."
Zhan Peng was dizzy with anger, but he was wronged after all.Suddenly pushing Yuning away and walking in, he went to the bedroom to get clothes for a change.
Slowly closing the door and unlocking it, Yu Ning picked up the rolling pin on the shoe rack and stood in the living room facing the bedroom.
Sure enough, Zhan Peng quickly began to scold inside.
"Fuck! Liu Wen, where did you throw my clothes!" Zhan Peng angrily ran out with his upper body naked to ask the teacher.
"Oh, that, my house doesn't have the habit of accumulating rubbish, you can go to the interface to see, maybe your rubbish is still there."
The intersection was a garbage dump, and Zhan Peng became even angrier when he heard that.In his opinion, he could abandon Liu Wen, and Liu Wen could not stalk or resist, but Liu Wen took away his own things without his consent, that would be absolutely heinous.
Once you move your hands once, it will be much easier to do it again, and you don't even need to build up your mind.So that's how domestic violence comes about, girls, be careful, it's definitely not a good thing to touch a big wife, ah bah, that's simply not a thing!
Yu Ning sneered and blocked Zhan Peng's fist with one hand, and swung the rolling pin with the other hand and slammed Zhan Peng's face hard.
Since Zhanpeng is shameless, he will help him destroy it bluntly.
Zhan Peng's eyes on the bridge of his nose shattered, and his forehead was red, swollen and bruised.He was stupefied, Yuning chased after the victory and smashed it a few more times, without stopping, one foot of Foshan Wuying went straight to Zhan Peng's lifeblood, Zhan Peng howled, clutched his lower body and twitched on the ground , the blood on his forehead was all over his face, and he didn't have the usual straightforward and honest elite appearance.
Yu Ning threw him out in disgust, directly dragged Sister Zhan out of the car, pulled out the car key and went back to the house.
Anyway, this car still has my name written on it, even if it's a bit broken, I won't leave it for the bitch Zhan to drive, hum!
Sister Zhan was crying outside.However, it is located in a remote area, and many houses are waiting to be demolished. It is because the rent here is cheap that Liu Wen and Zhan Peng valued this place before.So she cried for a long time in a daze, but no one passed by.No one was watching the show, so she took a breather, called her husband again, and sent Zhan Peng to the hospital.
Here, Yu Ning happily sat on the sofa and gnawed an apple, while watching the video of Zhan Peng's domestic violence against him on the day the light ball was called out.He put the U disk into the computer, mosaiced his face and sent a copy to Zhanpeng's company.
【Tsk tsk tsk, your move is really poisonous~~】
Yuning bared her teeth at it: "Hmph... By the way, how is the progress of the task?"
The ball of light dangled in front of him. [According to the request of the original owner, he hopes that Zhanpeng will lose everything and nothing, including the decent job that Zhanpeng is proud of and the child. At this stage, the host has dealt a great blow to Zhanpeng's self-esteem, so the progress bar is advancing by leaps and bounds~ ~! 】
Yu Ning: "What blow to self-esteem?"
【Hey hey~ You'll know later~】
Weakly waved his hand: "I see, what kind of system is really cheating."
When Zhan Peng arrived at the hospital, he finally underwent the examination.
"How is it, doctor, is my brother okay? Oh, so much blood!"
The doctor said: "The wound on his head is fine. A slight concussion and recuperation will heal for a while. The most important injury is his reproductive system, which has been greatly damaged...Maybe he will have difficulty getting an erection—— "
"What is an erection?" Sister Zhan asked shamelessly.
The doctor's old face couldn't help but blushed, he coughed and said, "That is to say, I can't do business with women anymore." Isn't it so simple, vulgar and easy to understand?
Ms. Zhan understands, but she is incapable of doing so.
If you can't do business with women, can you still have babies?
She was just like the artistic description, standing there like a sculpture, looking lonely from the back.
With a sharp and ear-piercing cry, Yu Ning sneered: "Get out after you finish speaking, it's too noisy." After finishing speaking, he closed the door, blocking the sharp nails of Sister Zhan's flying up.
"Little boy, come quickly, your sister and I are going to be killed... What a crime..." Sister Zhan immediately took out her mobile phone to call for help, she cried and sighed three times, her singing and writing were excellent, which made Yu Ning amazed .
He thought about it, Zhanpeng was tall and big, but he had never done farm work at home since he was a child, and the two of them had never done housework after they got together. myself.Lin Wen lost that day because of mental and physical exhaustion for many days.And he, now the blood bar is full, all the skills are full, let's see if he doesn't beat Zhan Big Bird half to death!
He is not a person who swallows his anger. He still remembers the tragic appearance of Liu Wen being beaten to death.He fumbled in the kitchen, picked out a rolling pin and shook it in his hand, a cold light flashed in his eyes.
Sure enough, Zhanpeng arrived in less than half an hour, driving a semi-old car.He hastily helped his sister up, and apologized guiltily: "Sister, don't be mad at me for teaching him, huh?"
Sister Zhan wiped away the non-existent tears: "I told you, he can't have children, and now he treats me like this, you better get rid of such a wolf-hearted thing earlier! Amei is still waiting for you at home, Then there is your own son!"
"...I know." Zhan Peng looked complicated, and asked his elder sister to go back to the car and wait for him, and he went to open the door by himself.Undoubtedly, he was very angry when he found that the lock had been changed, and he slammed on the door with a "bang bang".
Yu Ning still splashed water when he touched it, leaning against the door with a half-smile.
"Yo yo, who is this, Mr. Zhan? Why do you come to the humble house? If 20w is not enough, I have no money."
Zhan Peng was dizzy with anger, but he was wronged after all.Suddenly pushing Yuning away and walking in, he went to the bedroom to get clothes for a change.
Slowly closing the door and unlocking it, Yu Ning picked up the rolling pin on the shoe rack and stood in the living room facing the bedroom.
Sure enough, Zhan Peng quickly began to scold inside.
"Fuck! Liu Wen, where did you throw my clothes!" Zhan Peng angrily ran out with his upper body naked to ask the teacher.
"Oh, that, my house doesn't have the habit of accumulating rubbish, you can go to the interface to see, maybe your rubbish is still there."
The intersection was a garbage dump, and Zhan Peng became even angrier when he heard that.In his opinion, he could abandon Liu Wen, and Liu Wen could not stalk or resist, but Liu Wen took away his own things without his consent, that would be absolutely heinous.
Once you move your hands once, it will be much easier to do it again, and you don't even need to build up your mind.So that's how domestic violence comes about, girls, be careful, it's definitely not a good thing to touch a big wife, ah bah, that's simply not a thing!
Yu Ning sneered and blocked Zhan Peng's fist with one hand, and swung the rolling pin with the other hand and slammed Zhan Peng's face hard.
Since Zhanpeng is shameless, he will help him destroy it bluntly.
Zhan Peng's eyes on the bridge of his nose shattered, and his forehead was red, swollen and bruised.He was stupefied, Yuning chased after the victory and smashed it a few more times, without stopping, one foot of Foshan Wuying went straight to Zhan Peng's lifeblood, Zhan Peng howled, clutched his lower body and twitched on the ground , the blood on his forehead was all over his face, and he didn't have the usual straightforward and honest elite appearance.
Yu Ning threw him out in disgust, directly dragged Sister Zhan out of the car, pulled out the car key and went back to the house.
Anyway, this car still has my name written on it, even if it's a bit broken, I won't leave it for the bitch Zhan to drive, hum!
Sister Zhan was crying outside.However, it is located in a remote area, and many houses are waiting to be demolished. It is because the rent here is cheap that Liu Wen and Zhan Peng valued this place before.So she cried for a long time in a daze, but no one passed by.No one was watching the show, so she took a breather, called her husband again, and sent Zhan Peng to the hospital.
Here, Yu Ning happily sat on the sofa and gnawed an apple, while watching the video of Zhan Peng's domestic violence against him on the day the light ball was called out.He put the U disk into the computer, mosaiced his face and sent a copy to Zhanpeng's company.
【Tsk tsk tsk, your move is really poisonous~~】
Yuning bared her teeth at it: "Hmph... By the way, how is the progress of the task?"
The ball of light dangled in front of him. [According to the request of the original owner, he hopes that Zhanpeng will lose everything and nothing, including the decent job that Zhanpeng is proud of and the child. At this stage, the host has dealt a great blow to Zhanpeng's self-esteem, so the progress bar is advancing by leaps and bounds~ ~! 】
Yu Ning: "What blow to self-esteem?"
【Hey hey~ You'll know later~】
Weakly waved his hand: "I see, what kind of system is really cheating."
When Zhan Peng arrived at the hospital, he finally underwent the examination.
"How is it, doctor, is my brother okay? Oh, so much blood!"
The doctor said: "The wound on his head is fine. A slight concussion and recuperation will heal for a while. The most important injury is his reproductive system, which has been greatly damaged...Maybe he will have difficulty getting an erection—— "
"What is an erection?" Sister Zhan asked shamelessly.
The doctor's old face couldn't help but blushed, he coughed and said, "That is to say, I can't do business with women anymore." Isn't it so simple, vulgar and easy to understand?
Ms. Zhan understands, but she is incapable of doing so.
If you can't do business with women, can you still have babies?
She was just like the artistic description, standing there like a sculpture, looking lonely from the back.
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