The natural stay of the Great God's family [Entertainment]

"I said that this movement is the most perfect, and the overall coordination is also the best. The movement you changed is completely messed up and disrupts the coherence!"

Cheng Minghao passed by the practice room, and saw the choreographer angrily pointing at a man and scolding him.

The person who was scolded was not to be outdone: "Huh? But the movements you made up put a lot of burden on the singer's body. Could it be that you don't even care about the singer's body for the sake of perfection?"

The choreographer was criticized in public, and his hands were shaking with anger: "Song Jinghuai, I am the choreographer!"

The man named Song Jinghuai pushed back: "But as the lead dancer, I also have the right to express my opinions."

Seeing that the two of them were arguing more and more intensely, Cheng Minghao said to his manager, "What the hell are you doing, don't these two people usually have a good relationship? Go and ask what's going on."

The agent came back 2 minutes later.

It turned out that they were arguing about the dance moves of Cheng Minghao's new MV. The choreographer thought that move A had the best effect, but the lead dancer Song Jinghuai thought that move A was too heavy on Cheng Minghao's body, so he changed it to move B, which was less effective. My Virgo, the choreographer got mad.

Cheng Minghao is a famous superstar singer, and he is preparing a new single recently. These two are in charge of the choreography and backup dancers of the MV, and it will not be good for Cheng Minghao if they have a big fight.

"What's the noise?" Cheng Minghao walked into the practice room, "Dance them all, and let me see which one is better."

The choreographer thought that the savior had arrived, so he gained confidence in an instant and danced proudly.

Cheng Minghao was dumbfounded.

This movement is perfect enough, but it's also fucking the singer to death.Spinning, jumping, half-flips, just short of the splits, it is said that the singer is the only one in the shot for this action, and the backup dancer is just a vase beside him... Please, if you die, you should also drag the backup dancer.

Most of his music style is Teo, which is a fast-paced dance music. It doesn’t matter if it’s just a MV, but he is a superstar, and he’s going to have a concert tour. In a concert, he will dance to more than a dozen dance songs, spinning, jumping, A half somersault, a backflip, and a side somersault... Whoever will go to the sky if he doesn't go to the sky!

Look at Song Jinghuai's adaptation, Emma, ​​obviously much more comfortable.Although the visual effect is almost, it is not cheating.

However, the choreographer is a big name hired by the company at a high price for this single, and he can't afford to offend. Cheng Minghao said politely: "The teacher's movements are really smooth, and the overall effect is good. If you don't consider the physical burden, I'm sure I will choose the teacher's movements. But what Song Jinghuai said has some truth, the teacher's movements are too heavy on my body, if there is a concert tour, I will definitely not be able to bear it." So quickly agree to use Song Jinghuai's movements!

The choreographer remained silent.

Song Jinghuai's strength pitted his teammates: "Cheng Minghao, you can make one up. My moves are not good-looking."

Cheng Minghao gritted his teeth: "Let me make it up, then what do you want to do!"

Song Jinghuai: "Let me see if your weaving is good or not."

Cheng Minghao: "..."

Although he was cursing, two hours later, Cheng Minghao still compiled a set of actions that could be accepted by all three of them based on the opinions of the two of them.

The choreographer left contentedly. Song Jinghuai glanced at his phone. It was already 08:30 in the evening. Cheng Minghao's manager, assistant and other backup dancers had already left.

"Aha, I'm so hungry." Song Jinghuai rubbed his stomach and grabbed Cheng Minghao who was about to slip away, "I want to eat."

Cheng Minghao's eyelids twitched violently, and he had a bad premonition: "You want to eat, why do you watch me, I'm not a meal!"

"You want to treat me to dinner, it's all your fault for wasting so much time, otherwise I would have left long ago."

Who the hell is against the choreographer, who dragged me into the water! "...Song Jinghuai, can you show some face!"

Song Jinghuai shook his head: "Huh? Why do you need face, and you have nothing to eat if you want face."

"..."

After Cheng Minghao agreed to the treat, Song Jinghuai went to change his clothes, and 2 minutes later, he came back unchanged: "I forgot to bring the clothes I needed to change."

"Then don't change it." Cheng Minghao hugged his chest impatiently.

"Oh, smoke you to death."

"..." Cheng Minghao smeared his spare shirt on his face, "Hurry up and change it!"

Cheng Minghao's temper is notoriously stinky, like an active volcano, as soon as one of his nerves is touched, it will erupt into lava of anger. Everyone in the circle knows his temper, and once he finds that his face is not right, immediately Will nod and bow to please him.

However, Song Jinghuai didn't like him.Whenever he confronted Song Jinghuai, his anger was like being blown on water, and it couldn't be ignited no matter what, but he still couldn't do anything to Song Jinghuai.

Because he and Song Jinghuai were in the same class in junior high school and high school, and finally went to college, but in the end they were still in the same class and dormitory... Even after he participated in the talent show in his sophomore year and entered the entertainment circle with the No. 1 good result, Song Jinghuai Also lingering, he entered the entertainment circle as a backup dancer, and specially helped him with the backup dancer.

It can be said that Song Jinghuai was behind his road to fame.

Take a look, where can I find such a good man who is selfless, unknown, dedicated, and only occasionally likes to eat?It must be carefully cared for, held in the palm of the hand, contained in the mouth... Bah, and then blow him to the sky in one breath, let him go back to Mars!

When Cheng Minghao secretly fantasized about sending Song Jinghuai away, Song Jinghuai changed his clothes and came out: "Your clothes are so big."

"!!!" Cheng Minghao was dumbfounded.

Song Jinghuai is a well-known beauty in the circle. Although he is a hottie, everyone in the circle agrees that he is more beautiful than the national goddess.Whether it is the blue phoenix eyes formed by Chinese-French mixed blood, the tear mole under the left eye, the tall nose, thin and rosy lips, the rosy complexion, or the cross earring worn on the left ear, they all have a different feeling. Extraordinary breath: Su.What's more, he also has a murderous look that shampoo advertisers love most: a head of jet black and translucent black long hair.

In the 21st century, a man with long hair is mentally retarded, but he is different, he can leave his mentally retarded long hair with the smell of Su. He was buried alive.

It is said that he has long hair for a long time, but no one knows the specific reason.

Now, such a beauty who not only conforms to the aesthetic standards of the East, but also has the aesthetic value of the West is wearing a very ill-fitting shirt. The shirt is longer than the back of the hand, and the slender fingers are holding the cuff of the shirt. The collar of the shirt is wide open, showing half of it. On the chest, the collarbone dotted with a red mole is looming under the loose fabric... It's like a little princess in a boyfriend shirt!

Cheng Minghao was in a mess. He covered the nosebleed that was about to spurt and turned around smartly: "Button the collar and roll up the cuffs. I'll go get the car."

It was already 09:30 in the evening when Cheng Minghao held back his nosebleeds and drove to the vicinity of Song Jinghuai's house.At this time, the hotel is almost closed, and only the food stalls are still open to welcome guests.

Picked a seafood stall and went in. Before the tea was served, Song Jinghuai took the menu and ordered the dishes: "Five catties of salt and pepper mantis shrimp, five catties of boiled fragrant snails, two catties of fried sandworms with chives, three catties of roasted abalone with tomatoes ..."

"Hey, is your stomach a cosmic black hole? Why order so much? We can't finish it." Cheng Minghao interjected.

"Oh, then let's have another pot of sandworm porridge, three catties of spicy crayfish, and four catties of steamed hairy crabs, all right," Song Jinghuai handed the menu to Cheng Minghao, "I've finished ordering the dishes I want to eat, and it's up to you to order."

"..."

Cheng Minghao ordered a few cold dishes and a pot of tea with a black line on his face.

While waiting for the food, Cheng Minghao educated earnestly: "You don't cause trouble in the future, let me wipe your ass for you! The teacher is a highly respected person in the circle. If you say he is not in front of everyone, let him put his face on it. If he hides behind his back You, I see how you..."

Song Jinghuai nodded: "Oh, next time he says he will repeat this movement five times, I won't interrupt."

"I think you're doing the right thing!" Cheng Minghao immediately turned his back on him, making him look like a fart, "This guy is relying on his own reputation, so he doesn't treat people as people, so he should be ruthless in front of him." Give him a big slap to wake him up!"

Song Jinghuai calmly took a mouthful of the sandworm and threw it into his mouth: "Oh, then remember to wipe my ass more often."

Cheng Minghao: "..."

After the meal, Song Jinghuai sipped a lollipop that he carried with him, and bid farewell to Cheng Minghao.

His house was nearby, and it took about half an hour to walk through an alley. Cheng Minghao lived in a suburban community, and it took nearly an hour to drive back from here, so Song Jinghuai refused to let Cheng Minghao see him off.

Cheng Minghao just turned a corner in his car. Thinking about the night, Song Jinghuai was dressed so sexy. It was too unsafe to walk alone in a deserted alley. If he ran into a robber, he would be in trouble. I'd better send him back Besides.

So he turned back to the food stall again, but he didn't see Song Jinghuai, so he called him, and Song Jinghuai's lazy voice sounded after a short system tone.

"what?"

"Where are you, I'll take you back."

"Oh, I'm... ah!"

As soon as there was a sound of surprise, Cheng Minghao reflexively rushed out of the car immediately. He didn't even bother to lock the car. He asked the lady proprietress of the food stall to watch the car, and ran towards the alley where Song Jinghuai left.

"There are thieves!"

When Cheng Minghao arrived, he saw Song Jinghuai standing alone in the alley, crying desolately to catch the thief, but the so-called thief had already left.

Cheng Minghao grabbed Song Jinghuai's arm and asked anxiously, "Are you okay! The thief stole something from you?"

"Mobile phone." Song Jinghuai pointed to his empty hand, "It was stolen."

"I'm going to chase the thief, you wait for me in the car!"

Song Jinghuai grabbed Cheng Minghao: "Don't chase after me."

Cheng Minghao roared: "Why don't you chase after them? Even if you don't want a mobile phone, your mobile phone has stored a lot of artist numbers. It would be bad if it was exposed, understand!"

"Understood." Song Jinghuai nodded, took out another mobile phone from his trouser pocket, pressed it a few times, and showed it to Cheng Minghao, "That mobile phone is equipped with an automatic positioning system, as long as you use this mobile phone to track it, you can catch it. It's a thief, anyway, the police station is nearby. Moreover, I name the artist's address book with the code name, so I'm not afraid it will be exposed, look, this is yours."

Cheng Minghao looked curiously, and there were two words above a string of familiar phone numbers: "mouse".

"..." Cheng Minghao really wanted to slap Song Jinghuai against the wall.

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Host: "Next, let's move on to the celebrity questioning session. How do you feel about participating in the TV series "The Natural Stupid of the Great God's Family"?"

Cheng Minghao: "...can you get rid of the role of Song Jinghuai?"

Host: "Oh, Song Jinghuai, what do you think about this?"

Song Jinghuai: "Why do you want to remove it? If you remove it, who do you pin to the wall?"

Cheng Minghao: "... makes sense."

Song Jinghuai: "Also, get rid of who wears your spare clothes, it's dirty and smelly, only I don't dislike you, good boy."

Cheng Minghao roared: "Director, why don't you just fork him out!"