That's not how the script works

When Xiao Yi reads novels, he has always been in love with fantasy novels. To be more precise, it is the stallion YY novel. It is so cool to watch the protagonist grow up and travel the world while conquering younger brothers, forming a harem, and finally dominating the world.If you are a man, you should read the stallion YY article!As for the little romance, is that the rhythm of death, okay?He doesn't look at it!

Having said that...but he has seen a lot of small romances (in fact, a lot), although they were forced, and the culprit was his half-sister at the same table.Banban's sister is a veteran Xiaoyan fan. Thanks to her, his three views have been successfully distorted and collapsed by Xiaoyanqing's super fighting power, leaving only an appearance.

Xiao Yi recalled sadly in his heart, and the half-and-half girl who was watching Xiaoyanqing suddenly yelled, "Oh my god! It's actually Xiao Yi!"

When Ban Ban girl shouted, everyone in the classroom looked sideways at them, and a boy joked, "You two are fans of novels, and sitting together, you are really a match made in heaven."

"Fiction fan" is true, but you will die if you let it rot in your stomach like "a couple born in heaven" or something like that?Xiao Yi slandered, too lazy to pay attention to other people's gazes, he leaned closer to half the girl and asked, "Why did you call me?"

"Ah?" Banban girl blinked, "Didn't I call you?"

"..." Then you call "Xiao Yi" a hairy? !

"So you're reading this kind of book again." The girl quickly snatched Xiao Yi's Xiaoxuanfan with sharp eyes, then took a picture of her little romance on his desk, and said generously, "Fantasy novels are so boring, let's read romance." .”

Boring peat!I'm a man, okay?For men, stallion YY literature is king, okay?Fuck your little romance!

Xiao Yi stood up and reached out to snatch the little Xuanhuan from Banban's hand...

Then, with a "beep one by one":

System prompt: The enemy is too strong, player Xiao Yi, your health bar is empty.Drop a copy of Little Fantasy and get a copy of Little Romance.

"Drop" peat!Xiao Yi is aggrieved, return my kingly way!

"Get" peat!Xiao Yi was furious, this is simply a forced transaction!

"By the way," the girl smiled happily, ignoring the depression emanating from a certain Xiao, "there is a character with the same name as you. He has good looks, good family background, and everything, but it's a pity that the setting is a The second male is destined to be cannon fodder!"

Xiao Yiwang didn't hear the girl's words. He stared fiercely at the little romance called "Love You Without Regrets" on the table, and a voice kept repeating in his heart: Xiaoyan, what use does Xiaosheng want you for?Xiaoyan, what does Xiaosheng want from you?What do you want? !

"Go back and read three or five chapters today, and then come and report to me tomorrow." The girl gave the task.

Xiao Yimu raised his head with a face, looked at the girl, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said: "Give me back my little Xuanhuan, or I will let your little romance be smashed to pieces and wiped out!"

The girl was not surprised at all, and a gentle smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she said, "Xiao Xiaozi, if you dare to destroy my little romance, I will let you and your little Xuanhuan Wangchuannaihe Bianhua, the flowers and leaves grow together and never meet each other."

Xiao Yi: "..." You are cruel!

So Xiao Yi stopped thinking about going to sex with the little romance a hundred times.

At night, without Xiao Xuanhuan's company, Xiao Yi tossed and turned.

Xiaoyanqing: Xiao Xiao, and me, Kuaiai come and find me!

Maybe because he heard Xiaoyan's call, Xiao Yi turned on the desk lamp, and copied the little romance book on the table.

"Just look at it, anyway, my three views have been distorted, let's see what you can do." Said self-destructively, Xiao Yi opened the little romance.

After reading a few pages, Xiao Yi has already figured out that the heroine's character setting is the same as that of many small words, what is gentle and lovely, kind-hearted, innocent, innocent, without scheming, clever and smart, cold on the outside, hot on the outside, soft on the inside, hard-hearted, charming, and full of charm everywhere Peach Blossoms Blooming to Know Gratitude and Repay Right from Wrong... In short, in Xiao Yi's eyes, three words can sum it up: Mary Sue!

Suddenly, Xiao Yi stared, "Fuck!"Peat actually has a male second named "Xiao Yi".

Looking at the background of the second male lead, it is true that everything is good as what Banban girl said, but because of the setting of the second male lead, the heroine said "You are my best friend" to the cannon fodder.

Xiao Yimo read on again, and found that the male second actually inherited the traditional settings of the male second, such as "love you silently", "you will always have me behind you", "I have been waiting for you to fall in love with me" It is enough to explain how tragic it is to be the male second, but Xiao Yi's reaction to these extremely good male second who has a tragic crush and often makes little girls cry to death is a pity: Idiots do not explain!

People don't like you, and you still go up to them to give them cannon fodder for nothing, without any compensation, what is it if you are not a fool?What?You say he doesn't understand love?He really is a beauty from the inside out!

Xiao Yi looked at ten lines at a glance, and finally became a little serious when he saw the words about the heroine running a red light.

Hostess, are you looking for death for crossing the road?Xiao Yi couldn't help feeling a little excited.Sure enough, a BMW rushed towards the heroine unambiguously. This is indeed the rhythm of a car accident, but Xiao Yi is not nervous at all, because he knows that the vitality of the heroine is usually very strong, and falling off the cliff will cause a lot of trouble. Will not die, let alone a small car accident.

But what's going on?Why did the second boy come out?Wait, the heroine, she...she seems to be wearing it, wait, she actually...and dragging the male lead to wear it together? !Mistress, you...

unbelievable! ! !Author, you are so tough, you have prepared a personal spare tire for the heroine so blatantly!Xiao Yi couldn't help but want to ask: The hero, do you feel a lot of pressure?

But, the point is, is this the rhythm of planning the life of the cannon fodder male second?

Flipping through a few pages, Xiao Yi saw: Oh, it turns out that the heroine has traveled to ancient times, oh, the heroine fell in love with the hero at first sight, oh, the hero is taller, richer and handsomer than the second hero, oh, according to Xiaoyan With the development of urine, the tall, rich and handsome male lead will be glamorous and noble to others in the end, but when he sees the female lead, he will smile softly... fall!Xiao Yan is wet enough! !

Xiaoyan, the long night, how do you tell me to sleep peacefully?

So, Xiao Yi summoned Mr. Alpaca, turned to the first page of Xiaoyan, and read it with a decent attitude.Then, he was so tired that he finally fell asleep.Then, in a flash of light, he entered Xiaoyan's world...

After getting enough sleep, Xiao Yi finally opened his eyes, and his body twisted habitually, stretching his stiff body.Rubbing against the big soft bed under him, subconsciously looking at the bright white ceiling with intricate patterns, Xiao Yi thought it would be another beautiful day... Wait, wait!White and bright, with a ceiling of beautiful patterns? !

Xiao Yi woke up in an instant, and sat up from the bed with an effort, straightening his back.Seeing that the layout of this strange room was obviously not his, Xiao Yi expressed that he was very disturbed and his mood was very complicated.

Mama, where is this place?How could he be here in such a big place where the sun shines in, which reminds him of the word "golden and magnificent", which is completely rich?

dream?But he felt himself sober.So Xiao Yi thought about finding a suitable place to pinch to see if he would feel pain, so as to judge whether he was dreaming.

But when he lowered his head, he instantly felt messy.

peat!Why doesn't Xiaosheng have any clothes on him?You don’t need to look at the body under the sheet to know it, but you can feel it. Nima is also naked!

peat!Xiaosheng can't remember when Xiaosheng got the habit of sleeping without clothes!Apart from taking a bath, Xiaosheng has clothes to wear at all times, and at most he has a pair of underwear!

Xiao Yi was still thinking about what was going on, when the door was suddenly opened, and a beautiful maid in her twenties walked in.

The maid glanced at Xiao Yi, lowered her head slightly, and said, "Master, breakfast is almost ready, please get up and wash up."

Master?Xiao Yi was puzzled, Ma Ma, is she calling me?Miss maid, do you know how far away this "young master" is to Xiaosheng?

Xiao Yi looked at the maid with a serious face, but his right hand quickly got into the quilt in response to the urgent need of the brain to confirm whether this was a dream, and accurately touched his thigh, and then, lightly, twisted it...

peat!It hurts! ! !

Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and held back not to cry out, but his facial expression was already distorted.

After three seconds, there was no response. The maid looked up at the person on the bed strangely, and said anxiously, "Master, are you okay? Is there something wrong? Do you want to ask Dr. Wang to come and have a look?"

Xiao Yi ignored the maid's fuss, waved her hand to tell her to shut up, and said, "I'm fine." Then he put on a serious face and asked, "Do you know my name?"

Yes, he suspected it!

The maid said in a daze, "Young master, your name is 'Xiao Yi', don't you remember?" That expression is the young master, you really should find a doctor to have a look.

"Nonsense, of course I remember that my name is Xiao Yi!" Xiao Yi said reflexively, "What I'm asking is..." A certain Xiao who suddenly came to his senses couldn't continue, and yelled "ahhh", showing signs of going crazy , "My name is Xiao Yi? My name is Xiao Yi?!"

peat!Is this the case again? !

"Master?" When Xiao Yi stopped screaming(?) and seemed to calm down, the maid asked worriedly, "Are you really alright?"

"It's okay." Xiao Yi replied lazily.

The maid glanced at Xiao Yi, then lowered her head, "Master, there is one more thing. Just now Miss Su called to ask you to meet at the Black Ling coffee shop that you often go to."

"Hei Ling Coffee Shop? Uh, which Miss Su?"

"It's Miss Su Weimo. Don't tell me, young master, do you have any good Miss Su?"

Xiao Yi didn't answer, because he was already in a mess in the wind, he was already petrified, and he was about to shatter.He only felt that there were ten thousand alpacas galloping past his heart with a mighty roar, trampling his glass heart mercilessly into slag...

Although, he sees that Xiaoyan has always been habitually locating the heroine, the heroine, the heroine, the heroine, the heroine, the second man, and so on, and never pays special attention to what they are called. There is also a tragic male second with a name that can be cannon fodder anytime and anywhere, just like him, Xiao Yi, who has thumbs in everything except love. How could he forget it in such a short period of time?

Su Weimo, Xiao Yi...

So, is he wearing it?

Xiao Yi said that he really couldn't calm down.wipe!I didn't expect anything, but I didn't expect to wear it like this!Why are you still wearing Xiaoyan! !

peat!What to wear is not good, you have to wear a small talk!She also wore a male second who was destined to be cannon fodder by all kinds of ruthlessness!

peat!People who travel through time wear a talent that is different. In the end, they will definitely lead the younger brothers and the harem to look at the world. It can be extremely arrogant. Why is he just an unlucky male second? !

Xiao Yi was hit hard, holding his head, his whole body developed into a low pressure.

And this is another explanation in the eyes of the maid, the young master really hasn't come out of the sadness of being rejected by Miss Su Weimo, he has become dumbfounded.

After a while, after self-adjustment, Xiao Yi has, basically, reluctantly accepted the matter of transmigrating to Xiaoyan.He raised his head and found that the maid was still there, he couldn't help frowning, "Is there anything else?"

"No, no more." The maid thought that the young master probably didn't need someone to comfort her, "Then I'll go down first."

"Ah."

After the maid left, Xiao Yi was still a little dazed. He was in a daze for a while, and then he thought of getting up, and lifted the quilt... cool, through, through... Xiao Yi grabbed the quilt and put it back on himself.