Destiny to meet in hell

It is impossible to kill him, no matter what.

Because Bai Ze couldn't beat the ghost lamp at all, in short, this is a very sad story.

Over there, the two rivals, Bai Ze and Gui Deng, scolded each other in the form of word solitaire when they disagreed, and the scene was once uncontrollable.One of these two people is a famous beast in China, and the other is a famous ghost in hell. They are old fritters who have lived for thousands of years. When they get together, they somehow become very childish. They are probably not even a few years old together.

Bai Ze was also surprised, he wasn't originally a competitive character, but he refused to admit defeat when encountering a ghost lamp, so he had to compete with him.Even if you are cursing people in the way of word solitaire.

child?

Shiliu lazily leaned on the back of the chair, drinking the medicinal soup with a bowl in his hand, watching the two children opposite him scolding each other, it was inevitable that he felt a little overwhelmed.

——Sixteen selectively ignores his behavior against ghost lamps at certain times, which is also quite naive.

I don't know how Bai Ze did it. The herbal soup he sent was just warm enough to drink, and I felt my whole body warmed up after drinking it. It was so comfortable that Shiliu let out a long sigh of relief.

Then she just watched Bai Ze gradually unable to scold the ghost lamp like this, and after making a mistake, she put her head in her hands in annoyance, and murmured in frustration: "Damn it, the Japanese word game is really no match for this guy ..."

Ghost Lantern poured himself a cup of tea. At first glance, he looked calm and calm, but the inadvertent upward arc of the corner of his mouth still revealed his true mood.

Seeing this, Bai Ze slapped the table angrily and stood up: "Again! This time, change to Chinese!"

The ghost lamp gave a "huh": "Okay."

Then Shiliu watched helplessly as the two of them changed their language and continued to play that very childish scolding game.

sixteen:"……"

Sixteen: "So you came to me just to quarrel with me and show me?"

After all, he was a thousand-year-old old monster in Huaguo, and Bai Ze was much more comfortable in dealing with Chinese.There is still time to reply to Shiliu: "Little Shiliu can be together."

sixteen:"……"

In the end, Shiliu didn't know how he participated in this extremely childish game.

A multi-national and multi-ethnic word game that combines Japanese, Chinese, English and even animal language, but it is essentially cursing.It is also due to the fact that in the past 6000 years, for diplomatic matters, I have learned a lot of foreign languages ​​back and forth, otherwise it would be difficult to participate.

In the end, Shiliu even got a bit over the top, completely forgot the rules of the game, directly substituted someone in his heart, stepped on the chair with one foot and cursed aggressively.

One last sentence: "Ghost dance Tsuji no misery!"

White Pond:"……"

Is this really a curse word?

Gui Deng raised his eyebrows and continued to drink his tea.He didn't remind Shiliu at this time that he broke the rules of the game, and he didn't rhyme in the end, so he should have lost.

As for whether "Ghost Dance Tsuji Wu Mi" is considered a curse...Ghost Lamp doesn't really care.

"Uh."

Shiliu also woke up at this time, silently put down the foot that was originally resting on the chair, coughed dryly, and looked a little embarrassed for a while, a little unbelievable that she lost her composure to such an extent just now, but at the same time felt from the bottom of her heart I feel comfortable all over.

Back then, she had been tolerant and never said a word of seriousness to him for the sake of being innocent and sick. After he turned into a ghost, she was too busy killing him to talk to him. She really felt aggrieved for a long time... To be honest, this was the first time she scolded him so freely, and even the negative emotions accumulated in her heart due to those bad things thousands of years ago dissipated.

Thank you, I was so excited.

Shiliu thought for a while, looked at Bai Ze and Gui Deng, the hostility accumulated in his brows and eyes due to the scolding just now dissipated, and a smile climbed up: "In short, thank you."

In this way, help her relieve her depression.

Bai Ze just squinted his eyes on the table and smiled: "There's nothing to be thankful for, Xiao Shiliu, you're too far-fetched."

Ghost Lantern's expression was indifferent, but he accepted the thank you with a "hmm", and then said: "It's okay, I'm also very happy."

For this sentence, Shiliu's first reaction was - did he take this opportunity to scold Bai Ze for being very happy, or to scold her for being very happy?

But she didn't think about it, she shook her head and stopped caring about it.Thanks to Wu Mian, she has no interest in revenge on Ghost Lamp now.

Although Gui Deng is a vengeful and trembling ghost animal assistant officer, but compared with Wu Mi, a scum in the world, there are not many advantages.

Really... Thinking about Wu Mi, even the ghost lamp that has not been dealt with for so many years has become cute.

After waking up from sleep, Shiliu silently changed his ghost life goal from "surpassing the ghost lamp to become the best in hell" to "making Shiliu happy by beating up without suffering".

……

Ghost Lamp, Bai Ze, Sixteen Nights and Sixteen.

The three of them together are like a time bomb that will explode in minutes to the hell jailer who knows a little bit about the market.

The hatred that Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze formed inexplicably thousands of years ago has become more and more intense as time goes by. Whenever the two meet, a quarrel is considered minor.

And Sixteen Nights and Sixteen, as the jailer under the ghost lamp, has always dreamed of being able to beat the ghost lamp one day.I haven't made any mistakes at work, but I often like to fight against ghost lights in other things, and I am stubborn and cowardly.In this regard, Ghost Lantern usually chooses to use the public for personal gain, and sends her to contact Duoyipo or Tianxiegui.

In short, ignoring the previous word games, it was rare for these three people to sit together for a whole morning in a peaceful manner.It made Shiliu feel in his heart that hell still has true feelings everywhere——

The two still couldn't hold back the fight before leaving.

No, more precisely, Bai Ze was beaten up unilaterally.

The reason is that Bai Ze actually wanted to use painting to make Sixteen happy. Sixteen's originally pretty good mood was instantly destroyed after seeing the cat painted by Bai Ze in good condition.But after watching cats for so many years, she still has some resistance, and the scene at that time was still manageable.

It wasn't until Bai Ze had a whim for some reason that he drew a magical snapdragon, and before Shiliu could react, he was thrown out by the furious ghost lamp.

Shiliu was actually quite happy, and he couldn't hide his gloating expression.

...Well, this is probably the so-called plastic brotherhood.

Then Shiliuyi lowered his head, and saw the snapdragon drawn by Bai Ze suddenly jumped from the paper and stood up, looking at the white mythical beast hammered by the mace outside the window, happily swaying left and right, and even opened his mouth wide and let out a Goose hooting, as if laughing.

sixteen:"……"

The snapdragon drawn by Bai Ze seemed to be out of breath: "Quack quack quack quack hiccup!"

sixteen:"…………"

Is that what the snapdragon is called?Why are you hiccupping from laughing?

As for Bai Ze, the source of all evil, he was hammered half to death one second, and immediately revived on the spot the next second. There was nothing wrong with his whole body, and he went back to his own heaven happily.

After returning to his Chinese medicine shop, Bai Ze hung a sign of "closed for rest" outside the door, rummaged through his pharmacy, took a lot of medicines, put them in a medicine box, and told Momotaro With a cry, he locked himself in the room with the medicine box on his back.

Then draw the talisman paper and open the portal to another world in one go.

In order to extract effective memories about Shiliu from Wumi cells, Bai Ze read some more or less during the experiment.Although he tried his best to avoid inquiring into other people's privacy, but in order not to omit or make unnecessary redundancy, he must read some content.

For example, the birth of sixteen.

Another example is the death of Sixteen.

Bai Ze didn't read all of them, but he could guess that it was definitely not a good memory.That's why I prepared the herbal sachet for peace of mind before, and that's why I came here to deliver a bowl of medicinal soup three days later.

However, he was a little surprised to encounter a ghost lamp.

Thinking about it, Bai Ze packed a lot of special herbs that are not available in the world behind his back, and then stepped into the talisman paper door, and landed in a quiet courtyard.

He turned into a house familiarly, and after meeting the woman's slightly surprised eyes, he directly ignored the distorted face of the little ghost named Yushiro behind her when he saw him, raised his smiling face and said in a brisk tone: "Pearl Miss Shi, here I come again!"

Zhu Shi was a little puzzled: "Is there something wrong with the memory...?"

Bai Ze put down his medicine box, shook his head and said, "No, the memory retrieval was very successful, I came this time for other things."

"If I remember correctly, have you been researching the medicine against Onimai Tsuji?"

Zhu Shi was slightly startled, and then said: "Indeed."

Bai Ze smiled: "That's right! As for me, I'm here to help."

He stretched out his hand again, and patted his medicine box: "And I brought a lot of good things specially!"

From the previous cooperation, Zhu Shi knew that Bai Ze's medical skills are quite exquisite and superb, and he is also a friend of Physalis. Although his whereabouts are mysterious, there is not much doubt, but he is willing to help, Zhu Shi naturally will not reject.

Bai Ze's idea is also quite simple, he has known friends for hundreds of years, there is no reason to let others bully him at will, of course he has to find a way to send him to hell and let Shiliu vent his anger.

——What's more, there are really many beautiful and cute little girls in this world. Even to protect these little girls, Bai Ze feels that he has the responsibility to make ghosts, a scourge, disappear.

He usually only prescribes medicines that are beneficial to others, in short, he mainly treats or restores the body.After so many years, even the ghost lamp has not made him an exception. From this point of view, Guiwu Tsuji is still the first person.

"It's been a long time since I studied pharmacology with such enthusiasm."

Bai Ze smiled and sighed softly.

The last time I was so serious, it seemed like I was researching slimming tea for some beautiful fairy?

This time, let's study the life-reducing medicine carefully!

*****

at the same time.

The ghost lamp raised a pot from the fire under a cauldron.He tapped the pot with a mace, and the jade pot inside was so dizzy that he couldn't find Bei at all.Finally, when he regained consciousness a little, he heard the voice of that hateful and terrifying ghost, and the cold wind like a knife penetrated into his ears.

"Ghost dance Tsuji is not miserable."

Ghost Lantern said calmly, "Tell me about this person."

Hearing the sound, Yuhu was taken aback for a moment, then shrank himself into a ball and shivered in the pot.

Ghost Dance Tsuji has accumulated power for a long time, he is afraid.

The ghost lamp was cold and ruthless, and he was also afraid.

So why make it difficult for him?He is just a pot of unrestrained love of art all his life.

In this cold world, only the fire at the bottom of the pot is still warm.

... Although this warmth may be a bit too much, Yuhu still wants to return to the bottom of the pot.

The author has something to say:

Ghost Lamp Baize sixteen three-person group, sixteen is the favorite of the group (confirmed)

What I wrote was indeed the heroine Mary Sue (pushing glasses)

[PS: Whether the characters are dead or alive is temporarily set by the original book, but I don't allow those who survive to be missing arms or legs.This time, Wu Mi will be beaten even worse]