Battle of Virtual Divas

"Mr. Dazai, I think—"

"This set of clothes must be very suitable for Hatsune-kun, so hurry up and change it. You see, the shop assistant has already opened the door of the changing room for you. Don't disappoint the shop assistant's expectations."

"But, but, Dazai-san, it's clear that you did it on purpose—"

"At the very beginning, Hatsune-kun obeyed my orders, but now less than half a year has passed, are you ready to refute the orders of your superiors?"

"...But I have already left the Port Mafia." Hatsune Moyan emphasized with a deadpan expression: "At this time, I am no longer Mr. Dazai's direct subordinate."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai slowly evoked a meaningful smile:

"Hatsune-kun's file is still in the status of 'missing', not 'confirmed death', nor 'confirmed defection', so Hatsune-kun is still occupying the position of my direct subordinate. Since I have this position, I must serve my boss well. Share your worries, are you right, Hatsune-kun?"

"No, Dazai-san, it's not the same thing, is it?"

[Whether it is your direct subordinate or not, there is no need for my clothing to be regulated. Only ordinary members of the Port Mafia are required to wear neat black suits. Factors, even the centurion of the black lizard is not stipulated, how could it be possible to ask for me? 】

And it was only at such a time that he made an attack, simply because he wanted to satisfy Osamu Dazai's own bad taste, right?Is it possible that he likes to play dress-up games? Does the game not satisfy him anymore? In reality, he wants to force his serious subordinates to change into official clothes--official clothes are the soul of virtual divas, and Osamu Dazai is trampling on divas. soul!

Hatsune silently said for a moment that he didn't know what to refute, as if no matter what question he uttered, Osamu Dazai could quickly and accurately find out the reason to block his mouth, and he could also make it impossible for him to refute.

And Osamu Dazai came up with this method that is more suitable for the negotiation table or debate competition, but it is only for a reason that makes people feel "that's it?"——

He wants his subordinates to change clothes according to his wishes.

[I can't understand, no matter which interface's logic formula library is activated, it can't explain Osamu Dazai's inexplicable obsession.However, we can learn from the useless codes in "Patrolling and Flowing Songs" that some women (and some men) feel a sense of accomplishment in controlling other people or things, but it seems impossible to put this on Osamu Dazai. I understand.And I don't think Osamu Dazai has such a thing as a "sense of accomplishment", rather, he can only have the so-called "boring" and "boredom". 】

A stack of brand new clothes was stuffed into Hatsune Moyan's arms. On the pink and tender sweater, there were exquisite red cute cat ear headphones lying on it. Yumeno Hisaku was wearing overalls and was carrying a bear bag, blinking at the stars Seeing it, this is probably the first time that he did not blatantly favor the guardian during the "argument" between the two, but he was supporting Osamu Dazai who was not dealing with it:

"The new clothes are very comfortable. If Mikuo changes into them, he will be just like me."

Hatsune silently said: "..."

Yumeno Hisaku: "I want to wear new clothes with mikuo."

Hatsune silently said: "..."

【Hisaku, you have changed. 】

The young man with green short hair had a sullen expression, and seemed to be exuding a subtle sense of despair. He was pushed back into the locker room by his boss who was about the same height with a smile on his face.

Before closing the door completely, Osamu Dazai waved his hand inside with a smile on his face: "Remember to wear the cute earphones I chose for Hatsune-kun~"

With a "bang", the door of the dressing room was slammed shut, and then there was a "click" locking sound from inside. Osamu Dazai kept waving his hands, and seemed to tilt his head curiously.

"Hatsune-kun doesn't seem to want to change his clothes... What's going on?"

Is it because I don't want to be seen with the "01" code on my shoulder, or is there something else on my body that may be different from ordinary people and will be noticed?

Osamu Dazai was suddenly drawn to curiosity again.

"Speaking of which, Hatsune-kun is not a human being, right? As an artificial human, will Hatsune-kun be different from human beings in terms of body structure, such as the logo of Sindora Company?"

Will it have a reactor in its chest like Iron Man?Or will it be the same as those bionic robots, and will it be made of metal in areas that don't need to be exposed to the outside?

Osamu Dazai suddenly pinched his chin, and a strange light shone in his deep pupils.

——Speaking of which, he has never seen his subordinates naked. Is there such a possibility that Hatsune-kun is a mechanical body with metallic luster from the chest down?Or what kind of data interface is embedded?

Thinking about the position of the butterfly bone on Hatsune-kun's back seems to be a bit protruding, is it possible that it is a folded and shrunk flame jet shooter?Although it would make sense to say that the bones are obvious because of the thin body...

But if you think about it this way, Hatsune-kun's initial form is a girl. If you have to say it, it's a subtle interest in girls' bodies, right?Dazai thought so.

However, contrary to this description that can be called "hentai", Osamu Dazai didn't feel that he should be "embarrassed" or "avoided" at all, he was even more curious——

What aspect is related to the switch between the male body and the female body?Hatsune-kun was too shocked when he "restored the factory settings" in the white mist, so he didn't confirm whether it was just the appearance, or a more thorough switch?

Probably thinking of the place of interest, Dazai Osamu's kite pupils began to sparkle. He reached into his pocket, grabbed a thin wire, and took two steps towards the locked locker room: "A little, a little curious—"

The moment the fingers holding the wire left the pocket, a layer of green grid lines suddenly unfolded, and then, the ground that Osamu Dazai was going to step on in the next second disappeared out of thin air. The boss in the black coat blinked, Obediently returned the foot that was about to step out to its original position.

"It's rare."

Osamu Dazai sighed: "Hatsune-kun will be emotional sometimes, I thought Hatsune-kun would always remain absolutely calm."

"Mr. Dazai, I am still calm now."

A boy's voice with the sound effect of current fluctuations came from behind the door, followed by the sound of unscrewing the door lock. With a "squeak", the person behind the dressing room pushed open the door and took a step forward.

The boy with green short hair wears red cat ear headphones on his head, and wears a youthful pink sweater and sweatpants. After changing into this set of clothing with a different style from before, it seems that the delicate facial features of the boy with green hair are more neutral changed a little.

——To be precise, Hatsune Miku and Hatsune Miku have almost the same face. After transforming into a male, it is only reflected in the slightly colder and harder line of the jaw, and the difference between short hair and double ponytails. Before that, she was always dressed in calm colors The gray shirt formula suit can appear more calm visually. Now after changing into a vigorous outfit...

Dazai Osamu commented: "It seems that Hatsune-kun and Hatsune-chan are more similar."

"Actually, Mr. Dazai shouldn't look at my different forms with the eyes of two people."

Hatsune silently stared at him: "Besides, although I am calm now, it does not mean that I will not be 'not calm'. Even the initial file that has not been updated, because the designer expects 'more Be a bit human', and coded into the emotional code of 'not calm'."

In short, if Osamu Dazai makes further progress, Hatsune Moyan will learn from Aoyin Kaito's "change color when a word disagrees" to reflect his "uncalmness".

Osamu Dazai resolutely took it as soon as he saw it, and immediately put the thin wire that would attract unkind eyes from his subordinates into his pocket.

He is very flexible, maybe all smart people are like this, Hatsune Moyan thought to himself, Fyodor and Osamu Dazai on Aoto Kaito's side are the same type of person, the two behave very differently in the way of probing, It’s just that Osamu Dazai is more difficult to deal with than Fyodor to some extent, because not only is death not a threat to him, but he is even very shameless...

"Then let's continue shopping."

Osamu Dazai embraced the normal clothes he had chosen for himself, jumped over the regular pothole sunken tens of centimeters from the plane with a "hey", and squeezed into the dressing room from Hatsune Moyan with a smile:

"Going further inside is a shop that sells special props. I don't know if I can buy wonderful magic props that allow me to embrace death without pain?"

"Mr. Dazai, you belong to the consciousness body during the login period of the game. If you die here, it is equivalent to being forced to go offline, and it will only prohibit you from logging in to the game again."

In order to avoid Osamu Dazai's real success, Hatsune Moyan had to give a symbolic advice: "The appearance of a 'death' state will not cause Mr. Dazai's real body to die, but the possibility of brain confusion is very high. , it is easy to cause intellectual diseases such as 'dementia' and 'mental retardation', please be cautious about the game."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Not only would he not be able to die, he might even become mentally retarded... What a powerful threat.

But Hatsune Moyan didn't take Dazai Osamu's sudden silence to heart at all, he was thinking about expanding the field of supernatural powers, scanning the entire "Martha Dora".

The green grid line sank into the ground when it was unfolded just now, avoiding the situation of being surprised by others "what is this", and under the scan that almost covered the entire young city, Hatsune silently said I discovered something that could be called a "surprise".

[Fyodor's idea is correct. The first target of the "captive" is this city with many special props. Before the "Qingyin Group" arrived, I found the escaped man at a distance of less than 200 meters. "captive". 】

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At the same time, at a certain booth, Spider Brain, who was picking out special props, suddenly shivered inexplicably.

"Why is it suddenly a bit cold... Ah, boss, this can avoid the tracking of the ability to read, right?"

His thoughts were pulled back, and the blond-haired, baby-faced young man wore a pleasing smile, his green eyes staring at the magic item in his hand: "It sounds like a very practical thing."

It just so happened that he urgently needed such "practical things".

The author has something to say: Zai: Oh, I want to play a large figure dress-up game, I want to commit suicide, and I want to watch Hatsune-kun change clothes.

Brother Onion: If you keep doing this, I will learn to change color.

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