Battle of Virtual Divas

Kotomine Kirei walked into the hotel's cafeteria at 28:[-] p.m.

Fuyuki Hyatt Hotel has a lot of perfect high-end services, for example, after ordering meals, they will be delivered by special service staff through the dining car. This kind of treatment is usually charged, but Kotomine Kirei, as the owner of the Hyatt Hotel, personally invited him here Guest, it's impossible for him to spend money on such a small matter, although he doesn't care about it.

Kotomine Kirei was more inclined to stay alone in the room quietly than to dine with the bustling crowd, but that was under the condition that there were no objective factors.As the overseer of the Holy Church Church in Fuyuki, Kotomine Kirei naturally accepted the news channel of his father Kotomine Risei, and he has a strong interest in the major forces that have recently gathered in Fuyuki City.

Of course, this interest is not for the so-called mafia, Kotomine Kirei will have pleasure in pain and despair, so what can interest him is naturally related to it.Whether it was Vengley or the port mafia, their targets were either open and aboveboard, or secretly peeping at the twin artificial humans that appeared suddenly.

Speaking of Mine Kirei, he happened to know some inside information.

In the Holy Grail War four years ago, the final winner was not so much the recognized "no winner", but rather he was the winner—the black mud gushing from the golden Holy Grail floating in the air swallowed the Fuyuki Civic Hall and Several blocks of land spread out around it, and the people were devastated, which could be called a hell on earth. What he was looking forward to in his heart was exactly this purgatory-like scene.

But in this situation, most of the "evil in this world" gushing out of the Holy Grail has been swallowed up.

Kotomine Kirei sometimes thinks with a regretful attitude, if most of the original "black mud" has not been swallowed up, where will this unfortunate scene spread?Will it flood the entire Fuyuki?If possible, it must be a purgatory on earth that would make him smile with a distorted smile.

But if after all, it was just a hypothetical, on the last day of the Holy Grail War, that is, when the raging black liquid began to pour out of the black hole in the sky, a completely strange phenomenon appeared in the Fuyuki Civic Hall where there should only be masters and servants. guy.

The blond-haired twins are like dolls that have been wound up. What flashes in their pupils is a stream of luminous data flying across them. The distance of each step is like a ruler that has been accurately measured. The orange grid lines are flying fast. Devouring the ground, it widens the underground into a container that can hold the "black mud" to the maximum.

Then, they stepped in and sank at the bottom of the container.The turbulent black mud spreading out is also like a bathtub whose drain has been pulled open, sinking in a reverse spiral until the corroded, scarred and empty ground is exposed.

"They devoured the 'evil of this world'." Kotomine Kirei concluded.

The black mud that should have covered almost half of the winter wood was framed in a fixed area of ​​a few blocks, as if a few sponges that would not swell were thrown into it to absorb all the black mud——

What Kotomine Kirei wants to know is, if the 'evil of this world' is swallowed like this, what will happen to the dry and soft sponge?What will happen to the person who originally held the sponge after he regains the sponge?

Kotomine Kirei, who no longer suppresses his own nature, can get a lot of joyful emotions from this. He allows himself to think about all possible misfortunes, and actively approaches the edge of the stage of the play.

...And within 10 minutes after stepping into the cafeteria on the Fuyuki Hyatt Hotel floor, he was treated as a criminal suspect, and was confined to a lounge alone with several other guys who were familiar with each other but had never met.

"..."

The supervisor of the Church of the Holy Church and the leader of Pengelie looked at each other in silence for a while, and at the same time looked away, pretending that they didn't know each other at all; If he doesn't let go after a few minutes, he might take some action to express his dissatisfaction; the black-haired boy with a bandage on his face is sitting on the only swivel chair next to the sofa, flickering happily ; the only middle-aged office worker who looked extraordinarily normal was wiping cold sweat and carefully surviving in this weird atmosphere.

Sawada Tsunayoshi first smiled awkwardly and politely at Kotomine Kirei, and then lost sight of this priest who "shouldn't have known each other, but we have known each other from intelligence materials", and then He met Dazai's eyes.

Osamu Dazai waved his hand at him with a smile, not concealing the fact that he had read the "Information on the Tenth Generation Leader of Pengo Lie" at all, and even made a mouthful on purpose:

"I have admired your name for a long time. 』

Sawada Tsunayoshi felt even more embarrassed.

Well, the godfather of Pengo Lie, the largest mafia force in Italy, stepped into the restaurant for less than 3 minutes, and he was regarded as a criminal suspect with a bewildered face. Holding Lanshou's arm, he kept saying "Prisoner, forget it", so as to avoid the situation of "the mafia attacking the hotel security".

Then, after being pushed into this small room by a few security guards who could knock him down without even turning on the death mode, he actually saw an acquaintance here——

This, the difference between losing face in front of one's own people and losing face at someone else's door is not so big, and his embarrassment also directly threw out the circle of death-qi flames, not only the supernatural beings knew it, but even The magician also knew... If his cruel tutor Reborn found out, he would have to be sent directly to Santu River by the petite tutor, or a one-way ticket.

Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed in despair.

Alas, he just felt that it would be more rewarding to come down to eat than to order food to be delivered to the room through his super intuitive feeling. What might happen, but he didn't know that this kind of thing happened!

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help but look at the middle-aged man who was on the edge, wiping his sweat submissively, and then showed a business smile when the middle-aged man looked back tremblingly.

——If he tells the police outside now that this is the murderer, will the uncle of the police believe it?The reason is that his intuition is very accurate, the kind that can get all the multiple choice questions right?

"...Here it is. The dead man had a fresh needle hole in his arm and died of potassium cyanate. Since the onset of potassium cyanate was very fast, it is very likely that the closest people around him when he fell to the ground were the murderers. The security guards have isolated the most suspected guests in this room alone. There was also a child within close range, but the little boy was only six or seven years old, so it was impossible for him to be the murderer of the injection poisoning .”

Outside the open door came the voices of people talking from far and near, and the belated policeman stepped into the room while listening to other people's narration.

The five people in the room all looked over.

The policeman hesitated for a moment, and glanced at the 16-year-old Osamu Dazai, who was happily playing childish circling games, and the baby-faced Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was not wearing a suit, and then asked in a low voice, "Where are the suspects?" Are there any minors?"

"Have."

The guide also answered softly:

"Three of the five suspects are minors."

police:"……"

-

four years ago.

Emiya Kiritsugu fell on the ground, looking at the hellish scene around him in dismay, until Kotomine Kirei, who should have died in his hands, stood up from the black mud, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and was swallowed by the black mud The body of Gilgamesh was exposed, and the black water leaking from the sky was still gushing out, corroding the ground into burnt black.

Is this the Holy Grail?Is this the Holy Grail at the expense of Eri and Maiya?How could this polluted Holy Grail realize his wish?

Emiya Kiritsugu thought, all the hard work he made, what he got in return was this kind of purgatory on earth... Is it really worth it?

However, just as he was questioning his heart, the sound of two stacked shoe soles hitting the bottom sounded out of thin air, as if appearing suddenly in this space, Emiya Kiritsugu noticed a strange aura, and he turned his head as if feeling something. .

A pair of blond-haired twins were standing sideways behind him, holding hands, their inorganic eyes staring at the hole in the air where black mud poured down.

"I'm asking you." The girl with a white ribbon ribbon on her head suddenly turned her head, and stared at Emiya Kiritsugu with pupils emitting a bright blue mechanical cold light: "Is it meaningful for you to do all this?"

"Let me ask you." The boy with the short golden ponytail looked over and asked in a calm tone, "Is what you did a crime?"

"I……"

Emiya Kiritsugu opened his mouth: "What I did—"

……

"—Dad? Hey, Dad!"

The voices of boys who have not yet entered the voice-changing period sound clearer, and sometimes the pitch is quite high, so high that it may be difficult to distinguish gender.

Waking up by the voice of his adopted son, Emiya Kiritsugu suddenly thought inappropriately that all children of this age are like this, and their voices will inevitably be somewhat indistinguishable, including the pair of blond twins who obviously do not belong to humans, whether they are girls or boys , the voices are not too different, they don't sound like real people, a bit like electronically synthesized sound effects.

"Dad, if you want to sleep, go to the room and sleep under the quilt."

The brown-red short-haired boy folded his arms around his chest like a little adult, shaking his head while educating him: "If you sleep outside with the wind blowing on the porch, your knees will hurt in winter when your dad becomes an old man." .”

"Is that so?" Emiya Kiritsugu replied gently, "Then I won't sleep for now."

"..."

Emiya Shirou's expression wrinkled again, he stared at his adoptive father for a while, and then suddenly said: "Dad, do you have something on your mind?"

"Why do you say that?" Emiya Kiritsugu asked back.

"Because Dad, you do this every time you are in a bad mood. Sitting motionless on the porch until you fall asleep."

Emiya Shirou crossed his arms, stared at his adoptive father's dark pupils, and said clearly:

"My dad always looks like this when he comes back after he said he would leave home for a while to go to Germany."

-

"Is that so..." Mori Kogoro squeezed his chin deeply, and asked, "When the deceased suddenly fell to the ground, who was the closest to him?"

For this kind of murder, the police were helpless when they monitored the blind spot. They didn’t find any syringes or anything similar to them. The restaurant was full of people. Except for an unsolved case, you can only turn to detectives who are good at reasoning, which is why Kogoro Mori and his party appear here.

"It's me~"

Osamu Dazai raised his hand with a smile, and spoke positively like a primary school student answering a question: "That gentleman fell right behind me, and I can feel the airflow blowing over my back when the corpse fell—"

As he spoke, he also sighed: "Ah, that gentleman is really lucky, he embraced the death I longed for so soon."

other people:"……"

The policeman in charge of recording paused his pen, and wrote "may have a second stroke" in the blank space.

"Then I understand." Mori Kogoro stroked his beard and nodded, then suddenly opened his sharp eyes wide, fixedly staring at Osamu Dazai who was smiling all over his face: "You are the murderer—you must be the murderer!" It was you, the guy who invited Xiaolan to die in love before, who killed the deceased! When you turned your back to the deceased, you held the poisoned syringe, taking advantage of normal people's low vigilance against the person who turned their back, and put the poison The medicine was injected into the body of the deceased!"

other people:"……"

"Oh oh oh!" Dazai Osamu was not dissatisfied with being accused of being the murderer at all, but exclaimed with sparkling eyes, as if surprised by this shocking reasoning, and started applauding the seals: "That's amazing, as expected of the famous detective 'Sleeping Kogoro'!"

"Hahahaha I didn't expect that although you are not a good person, you still have a good eye!"

Mori Kogoro immediately began to get carried away: "But even if you are convinced by the appearance of my detective, murder still needs to be judged by law, and I will never intercede for you. By the way, since you admit that you are Murderer, let’s quickly talk about the motivation for the murder, if you plead guilty with a good attitude, you may be sentenced according to the circumstances.”

"Oh, a motive?"

Osamu Dazai tapped his chin with his index finger, then blinked his iris eyes:

"But I don't know!"

"How could you not know?" Mori Kogoro frowned immediately: "Don't think about playing tricks, tell me quickly."

"But Uncle Detective, I really don't know the motive of the murder."

"If I killed someone, that person's body would not even be found one day, so I really don't know why this lucky guy was killed."

Dazai said with a smile:

"This kind of thing, you should ask the uncle over there who suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, right?"

The author has something to say: five suspects, three minors. As for why the police only noticed Jae and 27 at the beginning, it was because 59 Europe looks old hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

59: Judaime is a suspect? !Are you out of your mind?Judaime is the leader of the most powerful mafia, do you need poison to kill someone? !Come and see if I don't blow you up! ! !

27: Brother Prison, forget it.

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In the translation I saw, Emiya Shiro called Emiya Kiritsugu "Daddy", but when I wrote it, I felt weird. There was an illusion that Emiya Kiritsugu would start dancing to the big god "The monsters and ghosts leave quickly" in the next second. So I changed to Dad...

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