Battle of Virtual Divas

Last week, during the "Hatsune Miku" offline projection concert held in Okinawa, a spontaneous support group appeared in the venue, and scattered fans wearing green clothes gathered together. Before the concert, and in China During the break, they shouted "Her Royal Highness Saigao" and "Knights come to report" and other cheering words that cannot be called cheering words.

Although a little immature, this also represents the first time that a virtual idol fan group has been organized. In the subsequent performance in Yokohama, the fans of "Hatsune Miku" became popular, and were even recorded and posted on the Internet. Click The rate has soared, which can be called a support plan for fan clubs with a "famous name in history".

This time, the "Hatsune Fan Support Event" also has a special name - it has a similar meaning to "youknowwho", and it is a name that was obviously ridiculed by netizens but guessed the truth by mistake.

——"The Yokohama Mafia Fan Club You Know".

The original intention was to ridicule these fans for being too fierce and strong, but netizens probably don't know that the so-called "Yokohama Mafia Fan Club" is actually a large support fan group formed by the Mafia...

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Before the start of the concert, in order to quiet the audience and notice the signal of "the concert is about to start", the lights are usually turned off a few minutes in advance. During these few minutes, the audience can adjust their sitting posture, or take advantage of this time. To solve physical problems, and more importantly, to leave fans with a call stick to pick up their idols, and adjust them to the idol's support color.

In other words, in this kind of Hatsune-only concert, there will be no support colors other than "light green". From the time the lights go out, the entire concert venue will be lit up with green dots one after another. With the light of the call rod, these light spots appeared more and more, and became more and more dense, and even directly connected into a sea of ​​verdant green behind.

[Although I really like this color, it doesn't mean that I don't feel uncomfortable when I think it's "my cheering color"...]

Hatsune silently felt that his non-existent dental nerves were a little painful. Although he still looked indifferent and stable like an old dog, the circuit in his head was almost blown. Even sitting on the soft cushion of the concert, he felt It made him feel uncomfortable all over, and he really wanted to stand up, turn around and leave.

However, just like Osamu Dazai has an understanding of him, Hatsune Moyan also has a certain understanding of Osamu Dazai.

[Osamu Dazai has a "surprise" that he refuses to talk about, and it will definitely scare me. 】

Hatsune silently held his breath, he was ready for the next "surprise".

[It must be steady, it must be steady, as long as I am calm enough, no matter what kind of "surprise" I will not be able to surprise me, so I must - what the hell? ! ! 】

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In such a huge venue, suddenly there is a large square full of consecutive numbered seating areas that suddenly turn off the call sticks, and then stand up neatly and then light up again. How attractive is this scene?Maybe no one else has seen it, but the audience who participated in the Yokohama tour this time have seen it—it was quite eye-catching. Start recording.

【...What do they want to do! 】

Hatsune Moyan couldn't help standing up anymore, he felt that the cushion under his butt was comparable to the high temperature of 4000 ℃, and could burn his mechanical bones through the artificial skin, but no matter what he felt at this moment, he should be thrown away. In the back of his mind, including the "must be stable" that he just made up his mind - when faced with this situation, the so-called "steady" is just a joke.

A large number of big men in black suits stand neatly, like the military training of freshmen from a big country in the East. Even the arc of the green call stick in their hands is the same, and the corners of the arms seem to be precisely measured by a protractor one by one. Generally, unbelievably neat.

The densely connected call sticks exude a conspicuous emerald green light in the dark, and the green light shines on the lenses of the black sunglasses, refracting a slightly dimmer light, making this group of vicious "fans" look even more It's like a deadly army.

Everyone in the "Death Regiment" is eight feet tall, raising the average height of Japan, with bulging muscles, and all of them have fleshy faces. Pulled out a machine gun from the place where it was tucked in, with a cold face, and the aura of standing together was even more fierce. If it weren't for the extremely inappropriate "His Royal Highness LOVE" Haori softened the group There is no human breath, I am afraid that someone in the venue will call the police.

——That's right, this group of "death-killing legionaries" each has a haori that is supported by Otaku, and they are even very professional. They also wear "MIKU life" support headbands on their heads, and each of their left and right hands is holding a call stick and waving They were neat and uniform, with a ferocious aura like a group practicing swords, forcibly splitting the call stick out of the aura of fighting.

[This is Black Lizard and the leader of the guerrillas! 】

Hatsune Moyan was dumbfounded.

【Where did they get their calling sticks?Is it wholesale?And what about the support haori and the support headbands, isn't it enough to only wear a few? !They were all dressed up!And I also saw the centurion of the black lizard, why is the old Mr. Guangjin Liulang waving the call stick in a serious manner?Did Osamu Dazai rehearse for them? ! ! ! 】

"Mr. Dazai, this is—"

The onion-haired boy's expression was almost blank, he turned his head slowly, and looked at the "behind-the-scenes" boss who burst into a burst of pleasant laughter: "I don't think this is a 'surprise', I used the 'black lizard' In the case of 'the leader is directly under the guerrillas', the boss will—"

"Mr. Mori won't~" Osamu Dazai immediately continued with a smile:

"Mr. Mori said that he asked me to train everyone's 'responsibility'. He planned to bring 'Black Lizard' and 'Guerrillas directly under the leader' to support 'Kagamine Ring' who came to tour later. This time it was just It's just a test of the waters."

Hatsune silently said: "..."

[Social death doesn’t just happen to me?Others can't escape? ! 】

Hatsune silently stared at his boss with his eyes wide open.

【Is this the power of Osamu Dazai?A little too scary, right? 】

"Just like that, it can't be called my 'surprise'."

Osamu Dazai slowly showed a "mysterious smile", straightened his upper body, leaned into his subordinate's ear, and uttered the devil's whisper:

"Hatsune-kun, it's much more than that."

The next moment, a uniform and thick bass ensemble sounded, which shocked everyone's hearts, and the whole concert venue echoed the murderous lines of support.

"LOVELOVEMIKU sauce! LOV-EMIKU sauce!"

The ferocious burly men all had ferocious faces, almost exerting all their strength, as if a Dazai Osamu threatened them, "If you don't shout as hard as you can, they will be disposed of as trash." Waving the call stick wildly, he yelled:

"LOVELOVEMIKU sauce! LOV-EMIKU sauce!"

[...Ah this. 】

Hatsune Moyan was already sluggish.

[Is this the legendary social death... I am now in a disordered code, and I am thinking about whether my supernatural ability can erase myself. Now I really want to just disappear in place, don't let me see , don't let me hear, this guy Dazai must have laughed to the point of lack of oxygen, right? 】

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With the resounding "LOVE LOVE MIKU-chan! LOV-EMIKU-chan!" resounding throughout the concert hall, the virtual idol "Hatsune Miku"'s concert began in such an extraordinarily dignified manner.

From the first tune, accompanied by the rhythm and drums of the song, the "Desperate Legion Mafia Response Team" began to roar and stomp their feet in a uniform manner. The steaming big men roared "Drink!" together, as if the stage was not a cute girl with twin ponytails singing "Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess", but a military performance with arrogance and arrogance.

The onion-colored twin-tailed girl on stage sang and danced, with a sweet smile, and the onion-colored short-haired boy off the stage had a blank expression and empty eyes. The "virtual singer" and the virtual singer formed a stark contrast, accompanied by Osamu Dazai. With a constant "hahahahahaha", Hatsune Moyan almost froze on the seat, becoming a real, stiff and immovable ultra-light clay figure.

Osamu Dazai's "hahaha", the voice of "LOVE LOVE MIKU" from the mafia support group, and the sweet and crisp singing voice of the virtual image on the stage. It was empty and dull, with garbled codes constantly running in the brain, and the whole person was about to sublimate.

[... I have already died socially. 】

Hatsune silently thought so.