amazingly short legs

Di Yan held the freshly poured beer and sipped the white foam on it, "Let's talk about it."

Hei Jiao thought for a while: "It's called Taotie, but the blood is already very thin. It doesn't look like Taotie, it looks very weird."

Zhang Jun said: "Are there any monsters that don't look weird?"

All the monsters present looked at them with unknown meanings, Zhang Jun shrank himself back, "But the human race is the weirdest, there is no one!"

Heijiao said: "That thing has a belly as big as a drum, with wounds covered in pus and blood, it hides in the grass and eats mice, when it sees me, it makes an indistinct cry and rushes towards me. The raw fish bag in the bag was accidentally torn open, and the fish fell to the ground, and the thing jumped on the ground and grabbed the fish to eat."

Di Yan commented: "Gluttony, gluttonous style."

Hei Jiao shook his head: "The weird thing is, it ate fish, and after a while, fish scales grew on its body."

Fish scales germinated from the pus and blood wounds, bloody, and gave off a foul and foul smell.

"What do you grow?" Zhang Jun asked in surprise.

Hei Jiao nodded slightly, "Well, I wanted to get rid of it, but that thing can't be killed at all, no matter how serious the injury is, as long as I can find something to eat, it will recover."

Zhang Jun said: "So you let it go? It will definitely cause panic if it appears in the city."

Hei Jiao glanced at him, but said nothing.

Zhang Jun felt a little uncomfortable being looked at by his cold eyes, but he still insisted on his own thoughts and said, "Anyway, call the police or something. If you hurt someone, it's a problem."

Boyi said, "What sense of social responsibility do you want the Yaozu to have?"

Humans are human races, and demons are demons. Even if demons live in the world mixed with the crowd, they have no feelings for human races. Unless they are in love with humans and demons, other demons are already model demons if they don't hurt people and eat people.

Chen Li said: "Even if the police call the police, there will be trouble when the police deal with it." He sighed, "This is the original intention of establishing the Special Objects Department."

The waiters served a table of dishes, mostly grilled seafood, and Di Yan was very active in eating them. Its small claws are especially good at peeling snail shells. We have to take advantage of this feature.”

Prison turtle kept handing spicy roasted lamb loins to Chen Li, and Bo Yi said meaningfully: "Humans are very similar to fetuses, they make up for themselves with what they eat."

Chen Li took a bite of the lamb's kidney, and his face flushed immediately.

After eating, they made an appointment to pack their things and set off for the neighboring city immediately.

Hei Jiao sat at the front desk, holding a computer to calculate the income of the two days, with an extremely indifferent expression on his side face, with the arrogance of a worldly expert, but the calculator in his hand was beeping like a philistine.

"Go together?" Di Yan drank Sprite through a straw, and Shengbu went out to take a taxi.

"No, to make money." Hei Jiao didn't raise his head.

Boyi interjected: "Have you lost sight of money? Humans earn money just for enjoyment."

The calculator reported the final result, and Hei Jiao checked the cash register computer and account, and said coldly: "Besides enjoyment, there are other uses."

Di Yan, Boyi and Prison Gui all looked over curiously: "What's the use?"

Hei Jiao looked at the door of the restaurant, with a hint of sadness on his cold face: "The bride price of the human race is too expensive."

Unless he wants to marry the same kind, he can't enter the home of the human mother-in-law at all.

Hei Jiao continued: "There is also housing prices, no provident fund, purely commercial loans, and the interest is too high. If you want to buy a car, considering the comfort, you need at least a car of more than 30 yuan. If you have a house and a car, you have to pay for a child. Spend money on milk powder and diapers, and you have to go to kindergarten after the age of two. If you want to stay on the starting line of the human race, at least you have to go to a bilingual international kindergarten, which is another expense every month."

The three monsters present were stunned by his words, Hei Jiao frowned: "Haven't you guys thought about these questions?"

The Single Sheep shook his head vigorously, his god, let's find a demon partner.

Hei Jiao looked at Prison Gui, who bit his finger, "Chen Li is an orphan, and I have a shell, enough to live on."

Hei Jiao was noncommittal, and turned his gaze to Di Yan.

Di Yan was not worried at all: "Sheng Aiqing is a sword."

Hei Jiao said: "But you have father-in-law and mother-in-law."

Sheng Bu has been a person for so many years, and his family has a father, a mother, three aunts and eight aunts.

Di Yan said bravely, "He is the boss and has a lot of money."

Hei Jiao said mockingly: "If you are a male demon, don't spend your daughter-in-law's money."

Emperor Yan: "..."

The awesome Dragon Lord has no words.

Hei Jiao knocked on the table with his fingers, and left a serious sentence: "Since the revenge has been completed, there are some things that should be considered. Do as the Romans do, and don't look too demonic."

Shengbu got a taxi and took away the pensive Di Yan and Boyi. Afterwards, Chen Li and Prison Gui also left. Zhang Jun was at the end, and walked out of the hotel slowly, looking at the tall and straight back of the black dragon. , couldn't help but said: "I heard what you said, you...you already have a girlfriend?"

Hei Jiao wiped the table with a rag: "Prepare for a rainy day."

Zhang Jun's lips moved, not knowing what he wanted to say, and finally he just said: "I still hope you can go to the neighboring city with us, after all, you have some experience with that monster."

In the evening, everyone met at the intersection of the expressway. It was Mr. Sheng's must-have luxury car when going out. Zhang Jun was carrying a backpack. After seeing who was driving, his eyes lit up. He jumped into the car and swayed Leaning on the passenger seat, "I didn't expect you to come."

The driver is Hei Jiao.

Boyi's voice came out from the car, "The salary of 2000 yuan a day is more than that of running a restaurant. Can you not come? Daddy, why do I only have [-] yuan? I eat grass and it is easy to raise."

Zhang Jun said disappointedly that this was the case, and carried his bag into the carriage. After Chen Li and Peng Gui also arrived, they set off on the expressway.

The evening sky was dyed golden by the setting sun. Chen Lilu wanted to speak several times, but seeing Di Yan's pensive face, he thought he was thinking of a solution to the fetal bead, so he didn't dare to interrupt him.

Shengbu went to answer a call from the company on the way. Seeing that he had left, Di Yan waved at Chen Li and showed a deep smile.

"Is there a way for the emperor?"

Di Yan nodded, hooked Chen Li's neck, and said in a low voice, "What do you think of me?"

Chen Li didn't understand what he meant, Di Yan pointed to his face, and Chen Li suddenly realized: "Dijun is handsome and unrestrained, with boundless magic power."

Di Yan said, "What about being a son-in-law?"

Chen Li's expression was tangled, as if he couldn't accept that in this kind of crisis, what the emperor was thinking about was not how to deal with the enemy, but this kind of mess, "...it should be good."

"Why should it be?" If he is willing to be the son-in-law of the human race, it must be a supreme honor, and ordinary people will have to beat gongs and drums to be happy for several days.

Chen Li wanted to end this topic, so he said: "According to the habits of the human race, they are more accepting of marrying wives and having children." He glanced at Di Yan's waist, his eyes were full of the fact that you can't have children, so shut up quickly.

Di Yan pursed his lips, and sat back on his seat. A small dragon liver was very melancholy. When Sheng Bu came back from answering the phone, seeing Di Yan's expression was not good, he expressed concern.

Di Yan ignored him, took his mobile phone and silently searched how the father had a baby.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, just after arriving in the neighboring city, and before he had time to get off the expressway, Chen Li received a message from the staff of the Special Objects Department who stayed at the subway station. There was a fire, the fire was not big, but it couldn't be put out.

The staff sent a video. In the video, the faint green flames slowly burned towards the subway station along the mucus flowing out of the hole. If it is not stopped in time, it will spread to the area that passengers can reach.

Prison Turtle watched the video, and asked Di Yan thoughtfully, "Is this Spirit Fire?"

The spiritual fire is the fire that the Emperor hated for the human race back then. He hid the fire with dragon scales and brought it to the human world. The human race got the fire and lived and multiplied in the plains. Yan body, let the remaining fire burn in Di Yanlin for a full 100 years.

Later, it was said that the emperor was tired of dying from the human race, and let the great god who knew about it eat melons for thousands of years.

Everyone likes to eat melons, but it would not be so good to be eaten on your own body. Di Yan said coldly with a dark face, "No, it's just a bunch of candle spirits that have obtained my spiritual power."

The last cluster of spiritual fire was put by Jiang Yu in the mouth of the crystal bottle of Fengdigan, and it was extinguished by Digan with his blood at the moment when Shengbu released Digan. These inextinguishable fires in the subway are probably related to The missing Dong Jiang has something to do with it.

They rushed to the scene quickly.

The station where the subway accident happened has been temporarily blocked. There are only a few employees from the Special Objects Department at the scene. However, they were obviously frightened by the faint flames in the tunnel. Chen Li immediately tried to appease them, but he couldn't stop them from resigning. After all, they are ordinary people, and it is not easy to accept the setting of monsters. It is obviously difficult for them to confront monsters.

Di Yan walked into the fire in a white robe, the fire was raging, but none of the flames touched him.

The other demons were not so lucky, the flames wanted to burn their bodies, but the effect was not great, but Chen Li and Zhang Jun, two mortals, were not so lucky, they would be burned to death and could not enter.

Walking to the hole deep in the tunnel, more and more mucus dripped on the ground, and the fire grew bigger and bigger with the mucus.

Boyi raised his foot, the shoe was dripping with fire, "Don't you think your feet are sticky?"

Prisoner Turtle was surprised, "Could it be that you walk on your feet?"

Boyi: "Otherwise, how about walking with your head like a meatball?"

"Look."

Bo Yi lowered his head along the prisoner's fingers and saw that his feet were floating above the mucus, and looked at Di Yan and Shengbu in front of him, and found that although they were walking, they were all floating on the mucus.

Prison turtle asked: "The ground is so disgusting, how did you get off your feet?"

"..."

Everyone uses floating, so don't tell him.

The entrance of the cave was sealed by the beard of the prisoner turtle, and mucus kept seeping out from the cracks in the stones. Chen Li called one after another, asking them to find a solution quickly. The longer this happened at the subway station, the worse it would be It is easy to leak information and cause public panic.

Di Yan said: "I have a solution." Then hung up the phone impatiently.

Prison Turtle was dissatisfied with his attitude towards Chen Li: "What do you want to do?"

Di Yan conjured white spiritual energy in his palm, and suddenly shot the spiritual energy into the flames around him with his backhand. The flames twisted and danced a few times, and slowly twisted into a flame figure in the dark hole.

The figure said: "The villain has been waiting for a long time, and the lord has finally arrived."

It was Dong Jiang who had disappeared for a long time, the candle spirit who saved Di Yan.

Dong Jiang said that Jiang Yu caught him here and forcibly took away his spiritual power, and fed it to the meat fetus.

Di Yan asked about the scene in the cave.Dong Jiang told him to try to attack.Di Yan released a wave of spiritual power to strike the cave, and after a while, several ragged and shrill cries suddenly came out from the cave.

Boyi was surprised: "When we left before, the young slave was not the only one who was still alive, why does it sound like he is not the only one now."

Dong Jiang asked: "Can my lord know about the Resentment Cup?"