amazingly short legs

Chen Li checked Zhang Jun's condition, but he was just in a coma. There was nothing serious about it. He handed Zhang Jun over to other subordinates, and drove Di Yan and them to the hotel in person. On the way, Chen Li asked, "Mr. Sheng is not here?"

Mr. Sheng, who was sitting in the back seat and was being used as a pillow by Di Yan, was taken aback.

Di Yan yawned, leaned on the backrest boneless, and said lazily: "You are a spirit body now, and people cannot see you."

Chen Li naturally also heard this sentence, and he wanted to understand why Di Yan was hovering awkwardly in the air, "Mr. Sheng?"

Di Yan then revealed Shengbu's true identity in a few words.

Chen Li's eyes flashed with surprise, "Is it possible to take A prisoner out of the mountain?"

Boyi held half of You Xiao in one hand, "Uh, the quality of Shanda is really..."

Di Yan kicked Boyi, and Boyi immediately said: "The double-cut sword is very handsome! Quickly use the double-cut sword, hehehe!"

Chen Li looked at Di Yan hesitantly, and Di Yan said, "Just fix You Xiao."

"How to fix it?" Chen Li rekindled hope, "What does the emperor need, Chen Mouding will help you."

Di Yan looked at Sheng Bu, pondered for a moment: "First wrap it with scotch tape."

Everyone: "..."

Minister Chen, who helped him with all his might, ran to the side of the road and bought ten rolls of scotch tape at one go, and sent them to the hotel room. The emperor hated the sticky tape and didn't want to touch it, so he asked Boyi to pester him. Boyi said that he was covered in wool, Although invisible, it hurts to be taped.

So, Mr. Sheng had no choice but to sit on the small bench and cling to his severed real body desolately.

Anyway, there was a lot of tape, and Shengbu wrapped a thick circle around the break. It looked like Excalibur had gained weight and had a belly.

After gluing, Shengbu possessed himself with the help of Di Yan, and transformed his real body into a human form according to Di Yan's novice guidance.

Di Yan reached into Shengbu's shirt to feel it, and heaved a sigh of relief, "The abdominal muscles are still there."

Sheng Bu drove Boyi out of the room, hesitantly looked at the sword wound on Di Yan's back, "How to deal with this?"

Di Yan took off his robe, and lay on the bed with his upper body bare, his black hair swept aside, revealing his snow-white back and a hideous wound. The sword wound stretched from his shoulder across his entire back into his thin waist, The wound caused is difficult to heal naturally, but since you injured it, it is not a problem to use your spiritual power to help me."

"What should I do?" Shengbu had never practiced before, and he only reached the sky by being stained with Emperor Yan's blood. He didn't know anything about spells, and he had to rely on instinct to conjure spirits in the cave.

Di Yan asked him to come over, whispered a few incantations, and Sheng Bu got familiar with it after practicing a few times. He sat aside and closed his eyes, concentrating on helping Di Yan heal his wounds.

In the hospital, Chen Li went to see the waking Zhang Jun. Zhang Jun, an idiot, was tricked once before he knew Duan Jiangnan's identity, and he was so angry that he ate an extra set of golden arches luxury set meal.

"What if Duan Jiangnan is in the ministry?"

Chen Li: "Follow the rules."

"There are few people, and there are not many available now, and I don't know how long the Special Objects Department can last." Zhang Jun complained, and then remembered that the opposite was the leader of the Special Objects Department, and hurriedly said: "Chen Anyway, that's not what I mean, I'm..."

Chen Li patted him on the shoulder: "I understand, everything still depends on the superior's intentions, you should rest first, I'm leaving."

Zhang Jun watched him leave, and lay back on the bed depressed. Thinking of the original intention of the establishment of the Special Objects Department, he couldn't help but sigh.

——It is not to govern or restrain monsters, but to better serve the monsters, maintain the normal social balance between monsters and humans, help monsters in difficulties, and stop monsters that threaten the society.

Now their department has been invaded by foreign enemies, and they still maintain a fart balance, let alone recruiting monster employees, even people are unwilling to do it.

Zhang Jun thought of his friends who had great powers and who he unilaterally identified, and estimated the possibility of re-establishing diplomatic relations with Diyan and his group after they were tricked.

In the middle of the night, Shengbu withdrew his spiritual power, and the wound across Di Yan's shoulders and back had healed to the point where he couldn't see it. The old dragon's face was buried in the pillow, and he fell asleep peacefully. The quilt covering his waist was undulating. From Moribe's point of view, the blue silk and white snow are too beautiful to behold.

Shengbu lay on the side of the bed for a while, then eagerly raised his hand and pressed it on Di Yan's waist.

Di Yan woke up when he approached him, but he didn't say a word. When Sheng Bu was getting better, he suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Mr. Sheng: "..."

Meilong, what are you laughing at? Is this the time to laugh?

Di Yan just thought of Sheng Bu's real body wrapped in tape, and couldn't help laughing.

"Will your waist be broken suddenly? I don't know if the tape can stick it tight."

"...Shut up, don't mention it."

"How about I come?"

Sheng Bu immediately lifted it up by himself, gritted his teeth and said, "The plastic is sticky, I'm afraid you'll break it for me, so I'll do it!"

The emperor hated the big revenge and just got revenge, his heart was empty, he had no intention of arguing, so he uttered a fashionable English sentence: "You can you up."

The next day, the old dragon, who was about to die of pain in his waist, regretted it on the spot, with tears in his eyes, and was miserable. Thinking of his age, he still has to do this kind of job of serving people, it is really miserable and thought-provoking.

Sheng Bu coaxed a few words and could not be coaxed, Emperor Yan turned into a short dragon, I wiped the scales with a wet towel pitifully, muttering that the old dragon was dirty, Sheng Bu's eyebrows twitched when he heard it, The short-legged dragon packed it and stuffed it into his pocket, "Take you out to play, if you talk nonsense, there will be no big fish tank!"

Chen Li met Sheng Bu face to face in the corridor: "Sheng Xian, no, the sword man..."

"Let's call it the original one."

Chen Li smiled apologetically: "It seems that the tape is useful."

Moribe: "..."

His handsome and flowery life is just so unclear with the tape.

Moribe: "I'll go out for a while."

Chen Li was anxious to ask him to help rescue the prisoner turtle, but he also knew that he couldn't wait for a while, "Okay, contact me anytime if you need anything."

This place is not as prosperous as the capital city, but fortunately, it is lively. I occasionally see a group of ancient buildings on the street, and when I turn in, there is only a street of fried and fragrant snacks.

Di Yan sat on the edge of his pocket, staring at all kinds of skewers fascinated, little green eyes want to eat, eat, eat.

"Cough, you're not feeling well, so you can't eat greasy food." Boss Sheng felt refreshed, but he felt ashamed, so he bought a cup of warm pearl red bean and fresh taro milk tea as compensation for Emperor Yan.

Diyan soaked it in the milk tea directly, and was held by Shengbu in his hand. While making milk, he grabbed taro balls from the milk tea and gnawed. Shengbu poked a hole in the wall of the milk tea cup, just enough for Diyan's mung bean to eat. Seeing outside.

"what is that?"

"Ten yuan jewelry store."

"Go in and have a look."

When he came out, Sheng Bu carried a bag in his hand, which was full of stud earrings, which the emperor wanted to wear.

"What about that?"

"Cosmetics store."

"Go in and have a look."

When he came out again, Sheng Bu had an extra bag of facial masks in his hand, which the emperor chose to apply.

"What store is this?"

"bookstore."

"Go in and have a look."

When he came out again, Shengbu didn't have many bags, and Di Yan couldn't understand all modern characters. He was semi-literate and didn't like to study.

"I still want to visit this store, what's written on it?"

"Pet shop."

Sheng Bunian: "One-stop beauty and bathing."

"Go in and see the dragon."

Shengbu wanted to explain, but after thinking about it, forget it, let Di Yan experience for himself what one-stop service is.

When the people in the pet shop saw a tall and handsome guy coming in, they couldn't help but look over there. A little sister, a shop assistant, saw that there was no pet beside him, and asked with a blushing face, "Handsome guy, do you want to buy a pet?"

"No, beauty." The handsome guy said as he took out a snake from the milk tea cup he was holding... a small milk snake, the kind that drips milk all over his body.

The clerk was startled, "Ah! Snake!"

Although I work in a pet store, I often come into contact with ordinary pets such as cats, cats and dogs. This is the first time I have seen someone bring a snake for grooming.

Moribu had no choice but to explain: "Actually, it's a lizard. Look, it has small claws."

The clerk's eyes widened: "Ah! Lizard!"

Moribe: "..."

It is no different from the effect of saying it is a snake.

Moribe asked patiently: "Is it not allowed to have beauty treatment?"

The clerk swallowed: "Will you bite?"

Moribe smiled and shook his head: "No."

The word beauty is easy to understand, and Di Yan understood it immediately.In order to make itself beautiful, it took the initiative to cooperate with Moribe, and even raised a small paw and waved it at the clerk.

The clerk felt even more horrified.

At this time, a fat aunt came out from the back room, probably the boss. She could tell at a glance that the suit on Shengbu's body was a famous brand, and the rich must earn money. She enthusiastically asked Shengbu what he needed.

Shengbu just wanted Di Yan to experience what is called one-stop service. The fat aunt introduced several beauty and massage packages, and said that because they are cold-blooded animals, the price will be high.

The people in Shengbu were handsome and rich, so they paid the bill on the spot.

The fat aunt took Diyan over with rubber gloves, and walked into the grooming room. The grooming room was separated from the store by transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, and the owner could stand outside to see the pet's grooming.

Shengbu saw his dragon was placed in a bowl, and the fat woman poured water and something into the bowl, and when Di Yan flicked his tail, many bubbles appeared in the water, which was the foaming agent for bathing pets.

Seeing the little lizard lying in the bowl with a comfortable expression, the fat woman went to get a fine-bristled brush and brushed it on Di Yan's body with some dry powder.

Di Yan lay obediently by the bowl, resting his cheeks with his paws, allowing the fat woman to wash and brush, just like the old man who went to the bathhouse to take a bath and rub his back, calm and leisurely.

The old man Dijun used to be a dragon served by the Sangong and Sixth Courtyard, so he didn't feel awkward at all being served by others.

Mr. Sheng, who was standing outside, began to regret that he allowed a woman to rub his little dragon's back.

The scales softened after soaking, the fat woman sat on the workbench and took out a soft cloth, put Di Yan on it, and turned on a humidifier next to it, and the mist fell on Di Jun's body finely, the elderly Dijun's parents breathed a sigh of relief, because of hatred The emptiness that was born was filled with this spring rain-like mist.

The fat woman walked out with the photo album, "Handsome guy, I just found out that the texture of the scales on its body is similar to nails. We can give pet manicures here. Do you want to put some diamonds on its body?"

Di Yan nodded vigorously in the beauty room, wanting to stick diamonds and shine.

Shengbu wanted to keep a low profile, but Emperor Yan didn't allow it, so he had to choose a style that was not too eye-catching.

The fat woman asked someone to prepare nail tools.

This post was posted from noon to the evening. After posting, the fat woman gave a set of essential oils to kill chickens. When the old dragon was finally sent out, Di Yan clung to the door of the beauty room, refusing to come out. Muttering in his mouth, the secret voice was transmitted to Sheng Bu, insisting on making her a fat concubine, the old dragon served by the fat concubine is so comfortable!

"..." If it wasn't for Di Yan's own daughter-in-law, Sheng Bu really wanted to beat him to death.

Back at the hotel, Di Yan refused to come out in front of the mirror in the bathroom. The lights in the bathroom shone on the diamonds on his body, shining brightly and brilliantly.

The old dragon held his face in his little claws, and was almost moved by himself, how beautiful it was.