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Two days later, Shengbu, Diyan and Boyi came to the next door city according to the address sent by Dong Jiang, the snake wine seller.

Boyi sat in the back row and said, "It's a pity that the black dragon can't come. Now is the peak season for barbecue. It wants to catch the little tail of summer and work hard to make another fortune."

Di Yan showed half of his handsome side face from the co-pilot, and stuffed potato chips into his mouth with a cold expression: "It's a pity for the spicy chicken wings, or is it a pity for the cumin lamb skewers?"

Bo Yi rubbed his kidneys and said with endless aftertaste: "The sheep's kidney is the most pity, it's a great tonic."

Shengbu turned the steering wheel with one hand, quickly glanced at the ancestor Yang from the rearview mirror, thoughtfully, "Is it a big deal?"

"Does Da Da need food supplements?" Bo Yi's eyes lit up, and he looked hard at the waist in the driver's seat. It seemed that the lord and Da Da had a very happy life.

Di Yan patted Shengbu's hand calmly, don't be too busy, maybe after Shengbu's background is revealed, this waist will no longer be needed.

Moribe's expression darkened, and he stopped in front of the traffic lights.

It was Dong Jiang who sent a message on WeChat asking where they were.

Shengbu didn't respond to the message. After the red light turned to green, the car drove into a street with four or five shops on the side of the road, and stopped in front of one of them.

From the door of the store, you can see jars of transparent snake wine on the shelves inside. The snake looks weird and soaked in the middle of red dates, ginseng and wolfberries.

Sheng Bu said: "When I bought you, there was only you in it."

Di Yan turned into a dragon, sat on his shoulders, and flicked his tail, "Oh, so there were some, and I ate them when I was hungry."

Boyi asked, "What about after eating?"

Di Yan: "Always hungry."

Moribe: "..."

No wonder when we first saw it, it was so greedy as if it starved to death in the previous life.

Seeing the muttering customers outside the door finally come in, the person behind the counter in the store who was peeping at them stood up. Caught out eight teeth, pinched it on purpose in a rough voice, and shouted, "Boss Sheng?"

Bo Yi almost spit out.

Shengbu had chatted with him on WeChat a few times, and he was used to it, so he said without changing his face: "Boss Dong, I'm here to disturb you this time."

Dong Jiang shook hands with him, and turned his eyes to the little white snake on Shengbu's shoulder, staring at the slender, round, white snake body, "Is this my wine-soaked snake?"

Moribe nodded.

Dong Jiang: "It's unbelievable. If this matter is exposed, I've already thought about the title. #男人买蛇酒serves,opens the bottle cap and the snake is alive# or#脸心商品用蛇酒酒，N年后蛇回报恩了# , which one do you like? I'm leaning toward the second one."

"..."

Moribe: "That's all you want to say?"

Dong Jiang's eyes brightened: "Are you returning the product, I will send it free."

The little white snake on Shengbu's shoulder suddenly poked out its triangular head and narrowed its eyes. Dong Jiang was taken aback by Di Yan, and took a step back, "I thought it would move, but it's still a little scary when it moves hahaha .”

The old god Di Yan squinted his little green eyes, "I know you."

Boyi nodded: "After all, you have been betrayed by him several times."

Dong Jiang said modestly: "No, no, the main reason is that this little demon is not easy to sell."

Di Yan: "..." I believed you, you big-headed ghost.

Di Yan stared straight at Dong Jiang, his green eyes were like an unfathomable pool of water, trying to recall something from the long years, after thinking for a while, Di Yan held his head with his small paws and said in a low voice: "Old man gone."

I am no longer the green onion and tender dragon of the past, my brain is not working well, and I can't remember some things even if I can't remember them.

Dong Jiang's smile gradually faded, and he said slowly: "It's normal not to remember. Back then, the emperor was seriously injured and couldn't recover. He was unconscious. Now he should not remember many things."

Sheng Bu could hear the disappointment in his tone.

Di Yan narrowed his eyes, "You really recognize me."

Dong Jiang put down the feather duster and knelt down, "After waiting for so many years, the emperor will finally see the light of day again. The villain welcomes the emperor back! The villain is willing to follow the emperor to make a comeback and regain his glory!" He kowtowed to Shengbu and Diyan.

The room is very quiet and the atmosphere is very solemn.

After a while, Di Yan said: "Get up." It made him look like he had just been released from prison.

Boyi rolled his eyes, "Since this is the case, you should have lived for a long time. Are you a human or a demon?"

Dong Jiang said: "The villain is a cluster of candles that guarded the emperor back then. He has the spiritual power of the emperor, so he can barely live until now."

Di Yan said: "What do you know and tell me about it."

Dong Jiang made a request, "Come to the back, I will close the shop and prepare some food for you adults."

The second floor of the store is Dong Jiang's home. After waiting for a while, Dong Jiang came up with a big plate. Boyi thought it was something delicious, but found out that it was a big plate of goji berry, red dates and longan, which was still wet. Take it out of a bottle.

"Dijun liked to eat these the most back then." Dong Jiang looked at Di Yan enthusiastically.

Di Yan stretched out his claws to hug a longan, and gnawed it calmly.

My favorite fart is that there is nothing to eat in the wine!

Sheng Bu said, "What does Boss Dong know?"

Dong Jiang's eyes turned between Shengbu and Diyan, "Let the villain think about where to start. Oh, let's talk about the day when the villain started guarding the emperor. The villain still remembers that it was 7000 years ago. On a certain day before, the wind was a bit strong that day, and the villain was almost extinguished several times, and the small flame was shaking and shaking in the wind, it was very pitiful."

"..."

Dong Jiang: "Jiang Wang walked a gloomy and wet road with a candle in his hand, and came to the end where the smell of blood and wine was the strongest. The villain illuminated the scene in front of him. On the ground, the chest was bloody and bloody, pierced by a sword, and the blood pooled into a pool of blood under the bare feet. King Jiang put the villain on the candlestick on the wall and said, Dijun, you are dying..."

Di Yan was infused with a lot of strong alcohol, so the blood and spiritual power were pulled out of his body uncontrollably.

Di Yan was in pain and drunk, and said with a smile, "Damn you second uncle."

Jiang Wang said: "I was born in the gods, and there is no second uncle."

Emperor Yan said: "The human race begins with the heaven and the earth, and the heaven and the earth begin with this lord. This lord is your second uncle, and you are the grandson."

Jiang Wang said: "The emperor is just a quick tongue."

Di Yan said, "You are the grandson."

King Jiang said: "This king will carry forward the human race, and no other race can threaten this king."

Di Yan said, "You are a grandson, so your whole family is also a grandson."

Shengbu stopped Dong Jiang's memory: "Don't add oil and vinegar, focus on the key points."

Dong Jiang was aggrieved: "That's the point, they really discussed the grandson and the second uncle for a long time."

Shengbu looked at Di Yan, who looked up at the sky holding the red wolfberry.

Boyi praised sincerely, "Your mouth is so cheap."

Sheng Bu had no choice but to let Dong Jiang continue talking.

"King Jiang was so angry that he raised his hand and grabbed the black sword on the emperor's chest, and pulled it out suddenly..."

Blood spurted out immediately, Di trembled in disgust, the corners of his eyes were red, he really wanted to be cheap but couldn't come out.

King Jiang threw the sword at his feet, and said with a sneer: "Your spiritual power has been exhausted, and now you are just a waste. Since you are not dead, this king will let you see for yourself how this king rules the world." Everything."

Jiang Yu took out a crystal bottle, used the spiritual power he stole from Di Yan to forcibly beat Di Yan back to his original shape, and then stuffed it into the bottle, which was sealed with a spiritual fire that hated Di Yan.

He threw the crystal bottle into the pool of blood, "You just stay here and watch this king."

After speaking, he turned and left the dungeon.

Di Yan curled up in the bottle in pain, his eyes still refused to close, staring at the dancing candles on the wall, silently suffering from the pain of cutting bones and flesh.

The blood in the dungeon is thick, and the candlelight is filled with the dragon's blood, and it has a spirit. It said to the emperor: "The villain has received the blood of the emperor, and is willing to serve the emperor."

Through the crystal bottle, Di Yan looked at You Xiao, the ancient black jade sword soaked in the blood dragon. Will die, wait for you to transform into a human form, send You Xiao away."

Di Yan narrowed his green eyes slightly, and the shadow outside the crystal bottle was blurred. Di Yan murmured to himself, "One day someone will rescue this king from the spiritual fire."

Dong Jiang said: "A few years later, I managed to transform into a human form, and took You Xiao out of the dungeon. At that time, Buzhou Mountain was toppled, the ground outside was shaking, and the East China Sea was raising dust. I wanted to look for it again, but I saw King Jiang walking towards the entrance of the dungeon, and I knew his purpose, so I quickly got into the dungeon through the gap and left with Dijun."

The little white dragon in the fruit plate has a bag the size of a wolfberry bulging in its belly, and it looks like it is full of content.

Dong Jiang said: "The emperor is seriously injured and hard to heal. I accidentally discovered that the spirit fire only seals the emperor and does not seal anything else, so I poured wine into the bottle. The emperor will feel more comfortable when he is drunk. Over time, I disguised it as Snake wine, to avoid Jiang Yu's pursuit."

The emperor hated listening to stories while eating. Although he was a player in the game, he still ate comfortably. He patted his belly and said, "Jiang Yu must regret pulling You Xiao out. Only You Xiao can hurt me. Now Ben Jun's spiritual power has recovered [-]%, he knew he couldn't deal with Ben Jun, so he turned to look for You Xiao's whereabouts, we have to find him first."

Sheng Bu and Dong Jiang nodded, and Bo Yi raised his paw to ask, "How did your lord predict that Shanda would rescue him in the end? Could it be another unspeakable relationship? Boss Dong, please tell me."

Dong Jiang shook his head: "At that time, the emperor only said that someone would rescue him flexibly, but he didn't mention who it was."

Everyone looked at Di Yan, who threw his head in Sheng Bu's hands, "Ah, the old dragon is drunk, and the old dragon can't remember anything."

Sheng Bu pondered and said: "According to Dong Jiang, there is no trace of my existence 7000 years ago."

He flicked the short-legged dragon in his palm with his fingers, "Did you remember something?"

Di Yan's green eyes flickered, and just as he was about to say something, Shengbu's cell phone rang suddenly.

Zhang Jun quickly said on the phone: "Where are you?"

Shengbu reported the place name.

Zhang Jun said, "I'm here too. I found a bark at the Jiangbei Subway Station on Taikang Street—" A sharp signal disrupted the phone, "...Old Duan, stop him, I—"

Then Zhang Jun gasped in pain, and immediately hung up the phone.

"Something went wrong," Shengbu said.

Di Yan jumped up from him, "Taikang Street Jiangbei Subway Station? Let's go and have a look."

Bo Yi casually grabbed a handful of longan and stuffed it into his pocket, and Dong Jiang also stood up.

Di Yan patted Dong Jiang's shoulder and said, "Stay here, and don't expose yourself as before. Let's go." After speaking, he left the wine shop with Sheng Bu Boyi.

Dong Jiang watched them leave from the second floor, and suddenly there was a chill behind his back, and a knife transformed from spiritual energy caught off guard and slashed at him.

There are people coming and going in the subway station, at 06:30 in the evening, it happens to be the rush hour.

Shengbu bought two subway tickets, and squeezed into the commuting crowd with Boyi. After squeezing for a while, he found that the space around him gradually became empty, and a circle was formed with him as the center. The girl with a flushed face.

The girls covered their faces with their mobile phones, chatting rustlingly.

"A star or an Internet celebrity? Did you shoot secretly?" "It should be, otherwise he is too handsome." "I took a dozen photos secretly!" "Just because I saw him in the crowd, I suddenly wanted to give him a monkey. "

Di Yan hid in Shengbu's neckline, put his claws around Shengbu's neck, and said in a gay voice, "They also want to give birth to monkeys for handsome guys."

Sheng Bu suddenly passed through the crowd and strode forward, Bo Yi followed in the carriage, "Where are you going?"

Sheng Bu said: "Find a place to give birth to monkeys."

Boyi: "..."

The last station of the subway was cordoned off, and the people in the uniforms of the Special Objects Department were communicating with the police.

They were far away, and the subway staff saw them and said, "There is construction here, don't come here."

The people from the Special Objects Department saw Shengbu and ran over quickly. After asking about their identities, they said, "Group Leader Zhang has been attacked. Team Leader Duan said that if he sees you, he will let you in. Please both of you."

Go down to the track at the terminal station of the subway, and then follow the opposite direction of the track and walk into a place where the subway cannot enter. In the dark tunnel, you can hear the howling wind of the subway running behind you.

Moribe turned on the bright flashlight provided by the Special Objects Department, and walked inside following the fluorescent marks left on the wall by the people from the Special Objects Department.

Bo Yi said, "Do we look like free labor?"

Moribe said, "You are more similar."

"how about you?"

"I have money to spare."

"..."

Di Yan's little green eyes glowed green in the darkness.

Boyi sniffed, "It smells so strong, I don't know why it's hiding in this kind of place, is it an old den? It's too miserable."

At any rate, it rented a house in the city.

The inside of the tunnel was pitch black, and as they walked deeper, it became dark behind them. There was no movement around them, only the sound of footsteps and the increasingly unpleasant smell of evil spirits.

Boyi endured it for a while, and then said: "That Jiang Yu has arrested adults once before, why do you want to arrest him again now? Talk to me quickly, I will be suffocated to death."

Sheng Bu asked, "Because he looks like Tang Monk."

"what?"

Although Di Yan didn't know who Tang Seng was, he probably felt sorry for him, "Jiang Yu is a human being, and he can't live for such a long time. He lived for a while by absorbing my spiritual power. One day, his spiritual power will run out. Hunting monsters is all about absorbing spiritual power, so those monsters all died when their spiritual sources dried up."

Sheng Bu said: "If a bite of Zhu Bajie's meat can make people live ten years longer, then Tang Seng can make people live another 1000 years."

The emperor tired of touching his slender dragon body, and I sighed pitifully, everyone was greedy for the old dragon's body.

Boyi said: "Oh, Jiang Yu has to eat a mouthful of Zhu Bajie's meat every once in a while, and finds it troublesome and not tasty. After knowing the whereabouts of Tang Seng, he recalled the delicious food he tasted 7000 years ago, and his index finger twitched suddenly. He began to chase and kill Tang Seng frantically, but he found that Tang Seng was no longer the Tang Seng 7000 years ago, so he had no choice but to start looking for the knife that had cut Tang Seng's flesh, so that he could cut Tang Seng's flesh again with a handy weapon. I feel like things are much more organized.”

Di Yan caressed the greedy dragon's body, and said bluntly, "That's because you are stupid."