amazingly short legs

"

Shengbu was lovingly peeling the lobster for Xiaolong, Zhang Jun said: "Obviously Papa came back."

Black Flood Dragon: "..."

Are these the key points!The point!The point!

Zhang Jun poured himself a glass of cold beer. While drinking, he scanned the other people and demons on the table with his eyes, seemingly hesitating to speak.

Bo Yi took the scallion scones and ate them slowly, and said, "Usually at this time, someone will say, 'You seem to have something to say.'"

Zhang Jun looked at him expectantly.

Bo Yi raised his face, "But I'm not human, so I won't ask."

"..."

Zhang Jun turned his head and glared at Heijiao. As a hostage who had been kidnapped repeatedly, it was necessary for the kidnappers to care about the hostage's mental health.

Hei Jiao ate Orleans grilled wings, and said indifferently: "I love to talk about it."

"..."

Knowing that it is even more impossible to put hope on Shengbu and Diyan, who are performing fatherly kindness and filial piety over there, Zhang Jun had to pave the way for himself, "Actually, I came to find you, the inclusion is the main event, and there is another small matter .”

Di Yan looked away from the phone screen, "Is it troublesome?"

Zhang Jun quickly said: "It's not troublesome for you." Curious that it would take care of him, he checked his phone and found out that the ending song of the TV series is playing.

"Then don't say it."

Zhang Jun was stunned.

Bo Yi propped his chin with one hand, "I'm not interested in things that are too simple."

Zhang Jun immediately changed his words: "Very troublesome, difficult level."

Di Yan said: "Then don't talk about it."

Zhang Jun was in a hurry, "Why?"

Boyi: "It's too troublesome."

Zhang Jun: "..."

Just say no.

Zhang Jun continued with a cheeky face, "We got a posthumous book, which recorded many secrets of ancient monsters and beasts. If what is written in the book is true, then we must find them."

Emperor Yan said: "Ancient? How ancient is it? Bring it to me to see if there is anything older than me."

Hei Jiao frowned, and suddenly asked, "What kind of monster are you?"

Boyi spat out the carapace, and proudly answered Diyan: "Dragon."

Heijiao said: "Just you? I think sheep are not bad."

Boyi: "...I am a sheep." I always feel that sheep are despised. I wonder if there are many famous sheep in their ethnic group, such as happy, lazy...

Hei Jiao got up and brought another plate of boiled peanuts, as if talking all night long.

Di Yan took one and hugged the peeled peanuts with his small paws, "I always feel that they don't want us to go today."

Moribu said, "Do you want to go?"

Di Yan put the peeled peanuts into Shengbu's hands, "This is not bad." For the sake of the peanuts, you can keep them for a while.

Despite being interrupted countless times, Zhang Jun still managed to ask in a good-tempered manner, "What year did Xiaolong become a master?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Diyan and Shengbu looking at him strangely.

Zhang Jun wanted to sweat a little, "What's wrong?"

Bo Yi whispered to him secretly: "You called Da Da the pet name for your lord."

"..."

He just called it according to his size... Forget it, he changed the title and said it again.

Di Yan climbed onto Sheng Bu's shoulder, flicked his tail arrogantly, and said condescendingly, "I don't want to say it."

"..."

Zhang Jun lowered his head, picked the chicken bones on the table with his fingers, and suddenly became depressed.

In order to help this poor little bacterium 'depress', Di Yan took the initiative to ask: "If what is written in that book is true, what will happen?"

Zhang Jun felt that his passion had been wiped out, and even when Emperor Yan took the initiative to ask about it, he said in a daze, "The book describes the habits of ancient monsters, their habitats, and the meaning of existence of ancient monsters. "

Moribe: "What is the meaning of existence?"

He peeled a pea and handed it to Di Yan.

Zhang Jundao: "For example, 'Fuwei produces many gold and jade'. There are places where Fuwei is a bird, and there are gold, stone and beautiful jade buried in the ground. Yes, then do you think there will be people looking for Fuweiniao in order to find gold mines and jade mines?"

Boyi said, "So what?"

"Born by gold and jade, and died by protecting gold and jade." Shengbu said lightly: "There is a story about the place where the famous Jian Chengying was born, and there was a big snake guarded by a male and a mother. In order to win Chengying, the snake's head must be cut off. We will welcome Chengying back, and the body of the big snake is attached to the back of the carriage."

Boyi was shocked and said: "Your purpose is to let us help you kill demons and get treasures? How can you tell us demons to kill each other? It's too cruel. I despise you on behalf of all demon people!"

Zhang Jun: "..." He also started to doubt the IQ of the sheep, so he licked the kidney off the stick as if venting his anger.

"We are a government department, how could we do that kind of thing, we respect human rights... and demon rights, we want to protect you before the bad guys kill the chickens!"

After Zhang Jun finished speaking with righteous indignation, he saw that there were no reactions from the monsters, so he could only lick his lips dryly, "Well, there is also the protection of national treasures from falling into the hands of evildoers."

"What does it have to do with me?" Di Yan chewed peanuts.

"Because... we can't fight. People who know this are not idle people. Ordinary people like me will definitely have no way to deal with them. They may even have monsters in their hands to drive them. This group of demons dancing in the sky and falling into the earth, Who can bear it."

He drank the beer in his glass and said: "So I would like to ask everyone to help. Before the villains do it, we should take precautions for the ancient monsters and prevent problems before they happen. If possible, we will wipe out the villains."

Moribe sat gracefully on the small bench, even the barbecue stall at one o'clock in the morning couldn't conceal his aura, he passed peanuts to Xiaolong, and Diyan hugged his swollen belly, expressing that he couldn't eat any more. Only then regretfully wiped his hands with a paper towel and said, "Fighting criminals is the task of the police and the military."

Zhang Jun said: "You go out and say that there are real demons in the world, they can go to heaven and earth, and they can live for hundreds of years. Do you think anyone will believe it? Also, once they are exposed, they will be maintained. Thousands of years of human social order will be in chaos."

"So, we can only use demons, not humans."

Di Yan yawned, and the bright red tongue flashed through his mouth. Shengbu accelerated and said, "You only know about the traces of the ancient monsters when you have the remains. How do other people know? Even if they can find One or two, you have to work hard."

Zhang Jun looked at Shengbu with a slightly embarrassed expression. Boyi looked around and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Sure enough, only humans can see the darkness in their bones when they see humans."

Zhang Jun smiled dryly: "Actually... the suicide note we got is a photocopy."

That said, it is also possible to make multiple copies.

Zhang Jun silently slid under the table, ashamed to see the monster.

Boyi and Di Yan murmured and discussed for a while, and told Shusi, Artest, and Boyu that they were attacked. Boyi said, "They didn't see any treasures guarding, why were they attacked by humans?"

In this regard, Zhang Jun only said four words: Thieves do not leave empty space.

After a barbecue that lasted until 02:30 in the morning, Shengbu realized that there are many people and demons coveting his cubs in this world, and he wants to watch Xiaolong.

Di Yan realized that in the future, he would never eat until his stomach could stick to the ground, which would insult the majestic image of the Dragon Lord. When he saw the mirror with his belly upright, he almost thought he was about to give birth to a dragon egg.

Boyi realized: the lamb chops, lamb kidneys, and mutton kebabs grilled by Heijiao are really delicious, but she is a little shivering and suffering from kidney deficiency.

Zhang Jun realized: this group of monsters is too difficult to deal with, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and he still needs to work hard.