[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

Amidst the roar of fire, the pseudo-living planet was pushed into the sun by the green light.

That wasn't even enough for the sun to change a bit.

Natch knew that Erce was watching, and was still muttering why he threw garbage into the sun.And they fell back to the embrace of the earth surrounded by green lights, and Naqi had already begun to miss the feeling of being down-to-earth.

They landed on Gotham's bridgehead, and Green Lantern disbanded in place.

"The report is up to you, Bat."

The test pilot named Hal Jordan ran his fingers across his forehead and slipped very fast.

In the night wind, Batman did not act in a hurry.

"Meow?" Naqi tilted his head to look at him.

After a few seconds, maybe more than ten seconds, after such a long silence, Batman spoke: "We have a family gathering, and we want to invite you to join us. It will be a trip full of randomness."

It already knew about it, but the last time Nightwing mentioned it was "outing".

"Meow?" What is random travel?

Natch didn't quite understand.

"We choose a road, drive down, stop when we are in a good mood, and then choose the next direction. The means of transportation are not limited to water, land and air, and we may go anywhere."

Batman explained it.

Naqi thought for a while, and felt that he understood: 【You guys have to run away from home collectively. 】Affirmative.

It even turned on the projection to enter words when Batman passed the cat language to emphasize.

Batman disagrees, thinking the description is inappropriate and out of touch with reality, but the falling blue bird chokes on those objections.

Nightwing fell.

He was swung up by a rope gun and landed on the top of the bridge, right on the top of the "Welcome to Gotham" signboard, carrying Brudhaven's intoxicated night wind as always.

Batman squinted at Dick, only to think that the boss was terrible.

"Yes, we are going to have a group runaway." Ye Yi completely agrees with Naqi's description, "Don't you think this is great? Since we all love to run away from home, why don't we have a thorough trip! Maybe it can help us connect with each other's feelings?"

【You mean a father-son relationship where you can discuss running away from home together?I declare, then, that your affection is indestructible. 】

When Naqi entered this text, letters popped out slowly one by one, with capital accentuated accents, clearly expressing the state that it had been chopped to charred outside and tender inside.

【Ah Fu okay? 】In such an incident, the only victim must be the heart and blood of the old housekeeper.

Ye Yi blinked: "We haven't told him yet."

He took a special look at Batman again, amused: "He hasn't decided how to tell Ah Fu yet."

Naqi can only remind: [You'd better think about this issue. 】

"Ah Fu can understand this." Dick smiled.

After seeing so many cubs in person, the old butler Alfred has long since ceased to have any expectations for Batman's brain circuit.For this, Dickie is confident.

Batman gave Dick a warning look, and said, "I'm going to give him a month off."

This arrangement, even a cat can feel the handling of it.

"Meow..." Then... okay.

It seems that the old butler won't participate. If he doesn't go, I'm afraid this group of people will completely live the life of sunrise and sunset.

Even for the precarious health value of Batman, Naqi can only agree.

"That's it." Ye Yi showed a big smile.

The departure date is three days later.

Taking advantage of the three days, Naqi went to Stark Tower to nest for two days, contentedly rubbing against the new cat litter, and re-applied his own breath, which is not a smell in the physical sense, but more Like a presence, a connection, a "Tony Stark is Natchy's Twolegs" sign.

"You're going bald, baby."

Stark was happy to see it, scooped a little bit of blueberry jam with a silver spoon and leaned over it, watched Naqi and sniffed it, then licked it with the tip of his pink tongue, and was immediately addicted to it.

"Is it delicious? Pepper made it himself."

"Meow~" delicious~

The little kitten was eating happily, and Hawkeye next to him felt itchy, so he couldn't help scooping up a little bit of guacamole.

Naqi, who is addicted to food, didn't notice, that's all...

...? ? ?

Meow began to have doubts about Maosheng.

What is this magical fresh smell? ? ?

Hawkeye ran away in seconds, and Stark could only hold the kitten in his arms, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't be angry, Dad will go to the training room and beat him to death."

Natch: "..."

Said it wasn't your cub!

Three days later, a contented Nucky was ready to run off with Bruce Wayne.

Before leaving, he was inexplicably guilty and rubbed against Stark's feet. Stark was not angry, picked it up, and kissed the kitten's cheek.

"You little bastard."

"Meow~?" I didn't.

Looking at the ceiling.

Nestled on the handle of the refrigerator, Jeff secretly raised the knife at Natch, beckoning him to go away.

Lemony Sour Rat Balls.

Naqi raised his head proudly and didn't care about it.

Just behind the shadows of Stark Tower, Dick arrives in a limo, dressed in everyday clothes, to pick up the cat.

The milky white car is sleek and low-key, looks rustic, and the price is in the upper middle class among RVs, but for a Wayne, this is already a very ordinary style.

It was Tim who opened the door to meet Dick and Meow, which was unexpected to Natch.

Dick can take time off, but Tim?

"I'll just play with you temporarily." Tim rubbed the kitten. "If there is an emergency, I have to go back to work at any time."

The Martian girl's invisible creature spaceship stays on Titan, and as long as necessary, he can return to Titan from any corner of the world at any time, and in the worst case, he can also call Superman to "deliver".

The arrangement is clear.

And Batman and Robin Bird have been in the "field" state recently, and they will do something outside to let the criminals notice that they are still active.

As for the interior of Gotham, there are Batwoman and Cain to help protect it, and extrajudicial help will also be provided when necessary.

In the case of the death of the clown, the death of the penguin, and the temporary offline of the poison ivy woman, these manpower are completely sufficient to deal with the remaining situations.

Natch rubbed Tim's shoulders against the side of his face, looked inside, and saw ZKR sitting on the edge of the sofa wagging his tail at him. Mian fights.

The Faceless Owl squatted in the corner, thinking it was a sculpture with a peculiar aesthetic.

Siko was nestled in the glass on the coffee table, staring at Naqi vigilantly.

Naqi looked around, probably because of the limited space, there was no cat litter here, but a dog bowl and a cat bowl were just placed there. Looking at the upper and lower beds in the deepest part of the RV, Naqi was puzzled again.

"Meow?" Can you sleep?

Tim: "Huh? I haven't had coffee today."

Natch felt a little weak.

Seriously, situations like Tim's are pretty rare.Even if it is specifically affected by mental power, this guy's cat language level can still remain motionless, which is outrageous.

From time to time, Natch had a strong urge to dissect Tim's nervous system.

Tim: Chill.

"The sofa can sleep one, and this TV cabinet is a combination type. As long as the dining table is put away, the storage bed above can be pulled down for use." There are kitchen, bar, TV, game consoles, and a small bathroom , and a separate toilet.It can be said that although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs.

Bruce explained it, and briefly operated it as a demonstration, which almost pushed Jason and Damian into the air.

For Wayne, this RV was too plain.

Naqi doesn't quite understand the concept of human prices, but he also knows that such a rigid space is very unscientific for any playboy.

"Meow~?" Are you going to work hard?

Bruce was amused: "I'm going to avoid the muggers."

Along the way, maybe they will pass through countless urban areas, maybe they will set foot on the loneliest road, and Bruce is even ready to change planes or ships suddenly.

Keeping a small amount of luggage and an unobtrusive car that can be jettisoned at any time are essentials.

"You don't want to have a good trip interrupted by paparazzi, do you?"

Bruce rubbed the cat's head.

This is true.

It is absolutely impossible for Bruce Wayne to take his sons out to play with great fanfare, otherwise it would not be a family trip, not to mention the number of cameras and flashing lights, but the kidnappers who come here for their names can form a spectacle .

It's kind of pitiful to think about it this way.

The bed on the upper floor is the smallest, and the bat family has long legs, so it can only sleep for Damian.

Jason glanced at the dog at his feet, and said calmly that he was sleeping on the sofa.Dick thought about Bruce's real weight, and calmly said that his head should be fine before going to bed. This car has been specially remodeled. The barrier between the driver's seat and the co-pilot can be opened and turned into a simple bed.

Without fighting or grabbing, Tim took the rest of the folding storage bed.

So the innermost lower level was reserved for Bruce.

"Who are you sleeping with?"

Jason scratched Nucky's chin while the game was loading.

Naqi looked at Batman, then at Damian, and got the exact same gaze, and couldn't help muttering that these two are indeed father and son.

The little black cat jumped onto the bed at the end helplessly, stepped on the pillows on the upper layer, and then jumped to the lower layer to lie on its stomach.

This means sleeping on both sides.

"Tsk tsk." Jason smacked his mouth.

"It's none of your business, Todd." Damian was immediately alert.

"Fuck you." Jason made him laugh, "I have a dog!" As he spoke, he patted the sofa seat beside him, and the obedient ZKR immediately jumped up and squatted down.

"Is it my illusion or has its mask really changed?"

Dick fiddled with the driver's seat. Bruce had pushed the seat too far when he was driving before, and he didn't feel comfortable using it.When you have free time, you can poke your head into the small window that separates the driver's cab from the saloon car to observe the situation in the car.

Jason hummed and closed the curtain of the window between the driver's seat and the compartment, then lifted ZKR's chin, and turned the dog's head in the direction of Naqi.

"Come on, help me identify it."

Natch looked over.

Something really changed on ZKR's mask.This is true whether viewed with the naked human eye, or by Natch from another dimension.

It doesn't cry anymore.

The eyes are not fake downward curves, but gradually flattened, showing the appearance of almonds.

"Good?" Bruce asked.

Naqi stared at the smooth corner of ZKR's mouth and nodded slightly.

"Meow~" Good thing~

Tim got out of the car and walked around to the co-pilot, turned on his laptop and started working. He took the time to knock on the small window and asked, "Where are we going at the first stop?"

"East," Bruce said without thinking.

They decided to rank by age and took turns choosing where to go and where to stop.Only in this way, Damian must be the last one.

The little yellow bird muttered angrily: "What about after we finish our round?"

"Faceless Owl, ZKR, Siko, Nacky." Bruce arranged it like this.

Dick started the car.

"East, how far do we go?"

"You decide when to stop." Bruce asked everyone to abide by the rules of the game.

"This idiot will take us directly to the circus." Damian pretended to complain, his body tilted, and he leaned against the belly of the faceless owl.

The Faceless Owl didn't resist, but instead squatted down, paralyzed from a long vertical pole, and instantly turned into a ball painted with owls. The fluffy feathers rolled Damian in and covered him.

"Baby bird." Jason chuckled.

"Shut up, Todd. You're jealous!"

Damian's voice was blocked by the bird's feathers, and there was a muffled milk voice, which was not very clear.

Jason patted the dog nonchalantly: "You can tell me this again in summer." He's so hot!

At this time, Dick just turned a corner, and the unsuspecting Jason tilted his body, relying on his superb balance ability, he managed to avoid falling on ZKR.

"Drive well, Mother Bird."

Mother Bird: "Can you fasten your seatbelt, Jaybird."

"An RV with a shitty seatbelt?" Jason's veins twitched.

Bruce, who was watching the show on the side, touched the gap of the sofa, and actually pulled out a seat belt from it, and tied it on himself. Jason was stunned and almost choked.

"Fuck!" Jason cursed.

Damian poked his head out from under the faceless owl's belly: "Stupid Todd."

"Don't think I won't beat you!" Jason's mouth twitched fiercely.

Tim on the co-pilot rolled his eyes, couldn't bear it anymore, put on his earphones, and isolated the noisy noise behind him from his own world.

And Dick in the driver's seat couldn't help laughing and twitching, causing the car to shake and shake like drunk driving.

"Dick." Bruce frowned, "Don't be stopped by the traffic police before you get on the national highway."

He doesn't want to be in the headlines tomorrow.

Dick smiled sullenly and said that he knew that he was already working hard, but he just couldn't control himself.

The car wobbled again, and the horns of other cars screamed angrily from behind.

"Grayson!" Damian was a little annoyed, "No, I'll drive!"

"As soon as you step on the accelerator, it's a driverless car. Why do you drive it?" Tim, who was eavesdropping on the music without the music on, couldn't help it anymore. He pulled his earphones and turned around to complain, "And you don't have a driver's license yet."

"Shut up drake!"

Damian, who was only 12 years old and could not have a driver's license, became completely annoyed, turned over to find his weapon, and was about to open Tim's back.

Jason took the opportunity to kick Dick's driver's seat.

Dick:? ? ?

Bruce poured himself a glass of water, quietly watching his sons peck at each other.

Naqi, who was lying on the lower bunk, silently looked at the childish ghosts in the car, not wanting to speak.

The author has something to say: Always wanted to take the Batman on a road trip!It's really suitable for them to play and go on a long trip! ! !

All the geographical environments of the paths that will appear later are all fabricated, and you can add whatever the plot requires. You have not consulted any map data, so please do not take it seriously.