[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

The Flash is very fast, but not everyone can adapt to this.

So after entering Gotham, Barry stopped and looked down at the kitten in his arms.

"Nach? Are you okay?"

Naqi, dizzy and dizzy as if being driven by a [-]-ton truck with centrifugal force a thousand times: ... No, I'm not good.

Barry watched as the little black cat's chin rested on his arm, the whole cat was fluffy, and a little pink tongue protruded from its mouth, as if the operation had just been completed, and the anesthesia effect was still there. It's not the same as before.

"It seems that you are not used to this."

Barry was confused.

Do you force yourself to rush back in one breath?

Or use hundreds or thousands of times to walk back slowly?

Anyway, he didn't really want to embarrass a "car sick" kitten.

When Barry was distressed, a green light fell from the sky.

"Hey, my bear, are you thinking about life on top of the bridge from New York to Gotham?"

The familiar voice made Barry startled, and then raised his head: "Genius, you came at just the right time." Barry waved at Green Lantern Hal Jordan floating above his head.

"Do you need my help? You're welcome." Hal lowered his height and hovered at the same level as Barry, "Oh, kitty? Are you learning what Big Blue did?" Rescuing cats everywhere?

Of course, it’s okay to save the cat, but it’s too strange to hold the cat in such a high place in a daze.

"It has nothing to do with that. By the way, you were scanning me just now?"

Barry clearly felt that Hal's green light just now definitely slapped him once.

"Some things may be coming to the earth, I came back to increase the staff..." Hal was reading the report, "What the hell are you holding in your arms???"

Just as the Asgardian protoss knew this kind of creature, as the cosmic police, the Green Lanterns, led by the guardian "little blue man" who survived the destruction of the last universe, naturally knew this kind of existence.

——At least they know each other by their lantern rings.

"a friend."

Barry pinched Naqi's paw, lifted the little black cat high, and waved its front paws with it, indicating that it was harmless.

"This thing, at least the lantern ring reminded me three times, this thing is not suitable for being friends."

Hal moved closer and stared at the little black cat.

Natch squinted and stared back.

"Uh..." Barry felt a little innocent, "At least Batman thinks it's suitable?"

"What? Are you kidding me? That old bat? Oh no, maybe? Hasn't he always been a 'hazardous object collector'?" Hal became a little interested, trying to tease the kitten, "So you Is your cat's nest in Arkham?"

The green energy curled up into the shape of a small fish, dangling back and forth on Naqi's face in a very awkward manner.

Fast and slow.

Open your teeth and dance your claws.

"Meow!" Naqi frowned logically.

!!!

Barry didn't even hug the kitten.

Seeing it rushed out, it slapped the little green fish with one paw.

Naqi didn't know that after the green light structure was broken apart, the whole structure would collapse at the same time. After breaking up the fish, it was still trying to jump up, obviously planning to rush directly along the green energy to scratch Hal's paw. .

However, the green energy was directly broken by it.

"Wow--!!!"

The cat's screams pierced the sky.

"What are you doing?"

Inside the inner line, came the voice that everyone didn't want to hear.

Barry and Hal were shocked and rushed down almost at the same time.

In the less than half a second that the old bat waited for the answer, Barry hugged the kitten, and Hal also played super fast, using a huge net to wrap the two of them inside.

"It's okay, we're fine, we're just playing games with the kitty." Hal denied it three times.

"Meow!!!" He attacked me!

Natch shouted loudly.

"..." Batman: "Jordan. I've never seen anyone get Nucky like that."

Hal: "I really didn't do anything!" It's okay to be wronged!

However, Hal keenly sensed that the old bat didn't believe him at all.

"It's really not me!" Erha groaned.

Barry hurried out to smooth things over, "Nach stunned me with the Speed ​​Force, or Hal, would you send us to the Batcave? From there we have to take the sonic tunnel to the watchtower."

"Are you sure it won't stun the sonic channel?"

"...Let's talk about that later." Barry felt that Batman would definitely have a solution.

Oh this sounds awesome.

Hal was absent-minded, and flew towards the Bat Cave with the two in his big net bag.

The seven giants who are the main members of Zhenglian already know each other's secret identities.

Hal also knew that the entrance to the Batcave could be found in the direction of Wayne, and there was a special access passage for Alliance members, just behind Wayne, hidden under the reef.

As soon as he entered the hall, Damian protested Hal's wrong behavior of picking up the cat.

"What strange game are you playing? Is your IQ low enough to support you to hug a cat in a normal way?"

"Little devil, I'm not your mother bird. If you talk nonsense, be careful and I'll beat you up." Hal said with veins.

It's not that he can't get along with children, his nephew is also a cute kid!

But Damian?

forget it!

He can't help but use the energy of the green light to make a huge slingshot, and directly shoot this stinky little kid out of the universe!

Batman walked over silently.

"Damian, if you're free, Alfred will be happy for you to help him clean up the bat droppings."

Is this a negotiation?

Of course not.

Damian knew that everything Batman said was imperative.

Robin snorted coldly, turned his head, and really went to the real Batcave next door to clean up.

And Naqi in the net saw Batman, hummed and crawled out of the net immediately, stepped on the edge and jumped into Batman's arms.

"Meow." That oversized green firefly is super annoying.

Naqi, who was still furious, complained.

Batman opened his hands to welcome the aggrieved little black cat, looked sideways at the cat, and then at Hal.

"Of course. It's really Hal Jordan's fault in general." Affirmative sentence.

Hal, pissed off.

He decided not to bother with a little black cat.

"I guess you already have a plan? Since you called the Flash over."

Hal looked at the old bat, and shook Barry in the green pocket, and put the guy down under the warning of Barry who couldn't laugh or cry "hehe".

"What about you? What information do you have?" Batman said with a blank expression, and hurriedly confessed.

Hal is also very used to this, pouring out the information in the green light ring to Batman.

"Just a few days ago on earth time, when I was patrolling the edge of this sector, a strange living planet passed me by. The light ring told me what it was, and calculated the trajectory, it Coming to Earth."

"You failed to stop it."

"Yes, it is difficult to shake its trajectory with the power of one person alone. There are indeed some ways, but the ring of light may be exhausted, and the risk is great." Hal shrugged: "Two Earth Days ago, I sent a message to other Earth Green Lantern asks for help, and now they are on their way back, just in case, I will speed up and come back to warn the earth, lest Superman get up and send himself to the other side for absorption."

That would be troublesome.

Oh.

He actually learned to save electricity.

Batman almost thought this Hal Jordan was a fake.

Hal, on the other hand, remembered the time he was beaten by Fat Zod, and expressed that he didn't want to fight with a bunch of Kryptonians at all.

On this point, everyone's opinion is completely unanimous.

Batman unfolded his plan on the projection screen for the two of them to see.

Natchy wasn't used to the Speed ​​Force, and his plans needed to be revised, just as coolies were readily available.Batman stared at Hal and said, "You go too."

Hal is looking at this plan: "The cleanup plan has to wait? The problem is not that big, that pseudo-living planet will not reach the solar system so soon. Then, don't let Superman lose it. The combined efforts of a few of us Lanterns are enough to destroy it." Pushed into the gravitational pull of the sun, the energy structure of the lantern ring can isolate this thing, protecting us from being robbed of our genes even if we are touched."

He gestured to the layer of light film on his body, twitching.

"And they can't catch up with me at all." Barry also laughed, "Shocking, penetrating, they won't have a chance to get my genes."

And the Speed ​​Force has little to do with genes, so it's unlikely that the other party will target Barry.

Seeing that they were all quite relaxed, Batman reminded in an unsightly way: "Stay focused, just in case."

"Okay, okay, I got it, Nanny Bat." Hal tied a bow tie with the green light and tried to gesture to Batman, "Anyway, there are still two days left, just bear to take it to visit the watchtower, I'll take a step first. "

Then he slipped away.

As always irresponsible.

Batman was helpless looking at the schedule that hadn't been turned to the last page at all. Fortunately, he was prepared, and there was no Lanternman on the last page.

He looked down at Naqi: "The Faceless Owl suddenly made a nest at Wayne's house, did you find it?"

Naqi nodded his head and turned on the projection.

[Erth and I agree that some prisoners in the Arkham Mental Hospital are very likely to be targeted, so let the Faceless Owl come over.Its night vision is really good, which helps a lot. 】

"Wow, it's still like this." Barry was dumbfounded.

"Meow~" I can still cook.

Barry didn't understand.

Natchy meowed at Batman again.

His mental value is very high.

It's a little higher than the sum of all of you.

After all, Batman, who is almost a negative number, is holding back.

"...he's really different.

’ Batman snorted.

"Huh?" Barry didn't understand.

Meanwhile, upstairs.

Damian, who didn't really clean up the bat droppings obediently, was straightening out his equipment. He glanced sideways at the Faceless Owl standing next to him, with a big smile on his lips.

"Are you ready? Let's go to the night patrol today."

"Cuckoo." Ready.

Faceless Owl, who doesn't know the "responsibility" of the Bat family who is not cleaned up and messed up, said that he can do it anytime.It hadn't realized that Batman hadn't even had permission to do this night watch.

After a while, Damian packed his equipment quickly.

Finally checked the rope gun, and the little Robin bird was ready to go out and do something.

They climbed to the roof of Wayne's building, which is three stories high (counted as an attic), which is not a high level for bat birds like them, but the strong wind tonight still blows his hood The black fluff on the top is shaking, like a bird just about to learn to fly.

Faceless Owl looked down, feeling like his heart would melt.

"Come on, take me to fly." Damian opened his hands.

The Faceless Owl, whose non-existent "heart" is melting, decisively chooses to be pampered.

So the moment Damian jumped out of the chimney, the Tentacles of the Faceless Owl wrapped around it, and at the same time spread its wings, wrapped Damian, and rushed to the sky at an extremely fast speed.

They broke through the night and galloped away.

The author has something to say: *Hal will call Barry "Little Bear".

*Barry would call Hal a "genius".

*This pair of exclusive nicknames is official.