[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

Bed.

Charles and Nudge opened their eyes one after another.

"It just pushed us out, and I didn't even have time to say good night to it." Charles muttered softly, "It's too unnatural."

"Meow." It probably doesn't understand such things as "humanity".

Natchy yawned heavily, and after Charles rolled over to sleep, he jumped out of bed, went out through the dog door, and wandered freely in the empty academy.

At this time the sky is already twilight.

So Naqi went all the way up, climbed to a nest on the highest roof, and basked in the sun lazily.

Probably in the morning, around 11 o'clock.

Naqi's cell phone rang, and when he turned on the phone, it turned out to be Stark.

"Honey, I can't control them anymore," Stark said angrily, his face blurred on the screen, and soon he started to turn the camera again, aiming at the messy hall behind: "Look at them. "

"Meow?" Is it Xi Ke?

This guy actually ran into the Stark Tower again.

This is not surprising, after all, Stark's mind is so changeable, in addition to negative emotions, those chaotic imaginations can also attract this greedy little snake.

Siko likes to stay with Charles at night, so he came over to "forage" while Stark was taking a nap.

Unexpectedly, he ran into Jeff who had successfully escaped from prison again, double, 叒, 叕.

Jeff, who had already regarded this place as his own nest, quit immediately.

Wielding a small knife, he rushed up, fighting with snakes and snakes and became a mess.

As a snake, Siko has always had a good temper and is easy to bully.

Because the species in the form of animals on both sides are incompatible, Naqi can easily catch it every time.

Snakes are inherently weak against cats, not to mention that Siko is so small that Naqi can knock it out with two paws.

Once the opponent was replaced by a small hamster of Jeff's size, Siko immediately trembled.

It "hissed" and turned around, and it quickly approached the hamster as if it was flying close to the ground. In the blink of an eye, it was already in front of Jeff, separated by a distance that the little hamster could never reach, and its body tightened suddenly. Plate up.

In the next moment, Xi Ke was like a spring that rebounded suddenly under extreme force, entangled the little hamster suddenly.

Jeff's face was squeezed out of shape, but this hamster is too liquid, even if it gets entangled, it's just perfectly squeezed out of shape, and it won't hurt.

"Jie Jie Jie!" Get the hell out of here, you idiot!Fool!

The hamster looked completely unafraid, "Jie Jie Jie" screaming and waving a knife.

I don't know if it's because the defensive power of the snake skin is too high, and the knife stabbed for a long time can't cause actual damage. These two are obviously in a state that no one can do anything about.

But no one was willing to take a step back, "hissing" on one side, and "Jie Jie Jie" on the other side, making the hall very lively.

Natch: ...

Why show it this?

Let it see how stupid these two are?

Natch was expressionless.

There is no point in fighting each other when both sides have zero injuries.

Maybe Stark is trying to tell it to go to the theater together?Thinking that they got Stark's wish, the kitten crossed its front paws, put its chin on the paws, and watched them be silly.

Stark: ...Okay, just enjoy watching.

"Don't care about them." Stark smashed his mouth, and seeing that they couldn't find flowers for a while, he turned the camera to the other side and showed Naqi a corner of the room, "A new water bottle has been added to the house." Cylinder."

A corner of the living room has been converted into a mini wading pool with a small bridge above the water surface, obviously for the convenience of Meow Miao playing with fish.

"Meow~" Naqi let out a contented and lazy cry.

Stark was tickled by it, and whispered: "You've been playing outside for a long time, Natch."

Time to go home!

The subtext is ready to come out.

Natch pulled the pendant, and in the column of text messages lay the greetings from Red Robin for Batman. The general meaning was in perfect agreement with Stark's subtext: when will you go home? !

Natch decided to switch positions and lay on his side instead.

Back and forth.

Go home and go home.

When it came back from Switzerland last time, it went to the Batcave. In order to reconcile the conflicting mentality, this time it lazily sent a message to Batman, saying that he would stay outside for a while, and then told Stark that he Agree to go home.

Recently, being entangled with these two two-legged beasts has become a habit. I don't know when it started, but Naqi called both sides "home".

"I'll pick you up." Stark went offline.

Naqi curled the tip of his tail, waiting for Stark to pick him up, and secretly planned that if Stark shook himself with the basket again this time, it would pick up a set of not-so-new steel armor and scratch it to pieces as a warning.

Stark's movements have always been very fast, and within a short while, there was a cloud line that was gradually pulled apart in the sky.

That is the trajectory of action belonging to Iron Man.

Natch held his head up.

The armor of the sky gradually descends.

……

Wait, something seems wrong.

What fell was not Iron Man, but an Iron Meow.

Natch: ...

what is this?

What the hell is this cat-shaped, tomato-scrambled-egg-colored wonder thing?Meow-shaped mecha?And ears?Tail?And why are the ears still shaking? !Can the tail still curl?

As a piece of armor, why shake your ears?Curly tail? ? ?

Natch fell into a strange stupor.

Facing such a fire-breathing orange cat version of steel meow falling from the sky, Naqi maintained the posture of about to get up, and went into a state of rigidity, stunned inextricably.

This steel meow is very calm. It entered the suspension mode very close to it, and after it stopped, it made Stark's voice: "The special high-altitude vehicle for cats is safe, stable, and perfect. Do you like it? This is specially made according to your body proportions. Come in quickly."

Naqi stared at the belly of the big-headed orange cat vehicle, realized that he was experiencing the greatest slander ever, and immediately let out a protesting "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" sound of protest.

it's time!

It's time to fix this Twoleg's hairline!

Stark only thought that Naqi was afraid of heights again, so the orange cat version of the steel meow began to disintegrate. Without giving Naqi a chance to resist, it was put on the body of the little black cat in the blink of an eye.

Limbs including tail are well covered.

There is a space for the crow's mouth mask on the head of the orange cat, and the round belly space is used to hang the cloak, which is just right. The cloak is rolled up under the abdomen, leaving some room for movement, and it will not let it feeling bad.

It can be said that it is very thoughtful.

Only then did Naqi put away his claws that were about to tear apart the steel.

Steel Meow is equipped with complete functions inside. It can not only perfectly maintain the most comfortable humidity, temperature and pressure, but also maintain a video call with Stark, and can play songs, movies, and cat movies according to Naqi's wishes...

Natch silently deleted the odd one out.

The new high-altitude vehicle was fast and stable, and because it was invisible, Naqi was not afraid of heights, and landed in Stark Tower in a happy mood.

At this point, the battle between Siko and Jeff is not over yet.

Meow Meow's steel armor flew directly into the hall with it, suspended in mid-air, and opened it from the back after it came to a stop, even knowing to leave a place for it to step on.

Naqi looked at Stark in front of him, and jumped out with a "mi woo", falling right into Stark's arms.

Stark slapped twice immediately.

It went very smoothly.

"Should we catch snakes and fight mice first, or eat first?" Stark asked while sucking cats.

"Me?" Is Erce not there?

"It's not always there. Basically, it's not there when Na goes on missions." Stark was helpless, but he also knew that the twisted melon was not sweet, and he was not particularly persistent in keeping Erth.

"Meow~" Let's catch the snake first.

Stark understood it and put it on the coffee table.

Snake is tangle with hamster.

Xi Ke persisted, biting the top of the hamster's head with his mouth. Unfortunately, Jeff's skull is extremely hard. In terms of Xi Ke's bite force, the teeth can only be slightly trapped in the fur, and cannot penetrate to cause real damage.

It is not a serious hunting snake at all, it has always relied on eating people's bizarre dreams to fill its stomach, its teeth are good, and its bite force is good, it has never been trained.

It's fine if you can't beat a cat before, but now you can't do anything with a little hamster on the recipe.

Siko was very sad about this.

That sadness is almost materialized, looming vaguely on the top of Siko's head, looking at them from their dimensions, it looks like wearing a small black top hat on the snake's head.

"Pfft..." Naqi couldn't hold back his snort.

Snake immediately rolled his eyes, staring at the wicked cat mournfully.

Natch paced closer.

With its head raised slightly, its footsteps are slow, its round and smooth long tail is raised high behind it, shaking slightly, its posture is dignified and elegant, it is just two creatures on its recipe, Naqi is very relaxed.

It is approaching with the mentality of teasing small animals.

Now that Stark had something to rely on, he just watched from the sidelines drinking fruit juice, feeling very happy.

Facing a strong rival, Jeff and Siko struggled for half a second, and then quickly reached an agreement. Siko let go of Jeff, and Jeff jumped on Siko again and rode.

Natch: ...?

What is this for?

Meow was stunned for a moment, then watched the snake rush towards the hamster carrying the hamster on its back.

Is this for real?

Stark choked on watching.

The battle that has never been seen before really bluffed Naqi. The little black cat took half a step back, almost posing as a sword-backed dragon. Came over.

Natch subconsciously frowned.

Cat hunting snakes is an instinctive behavior, as long as it is not a cat that has degenerated too much, it is more or less instinctive.

In the blink of an eye, Naqi's claws slammed forward at a speed that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and the snake pulled back to its original position with a "click".

Siko suddenly turned into mosquito-repellent eyes.

But Jeff jumped up at the same moment when Siko was drawn, waving his limbs and claws meaninglessly, his cheeks trembling with excitement, he almost screamed.

Natchi's eyes widened.

I don't know how Jeff did it, but with such short arms and legs, he actually bounced on top of Naqi's head.

Natch was taken aback.

It was headed by a hamster!

The cat fell hair on the spot.

Reflexively, Natch raised his head high, and his whole body retreated several steps at once. Jeff's reaction was not slow, and he immediately began to climb up the cat's back.

Naqi also reacted, and began to shake his hair crazily.

The hamster on the head was easy to shake, but after Jeff crawled behind the cloak and managed to grab the necklace, it was not so easy to shake off.

Jeff had been prepared for a long time, and by the time Natchy started to shake his hair, it was too late.

"Meow!" You wait for me!

Naqi's beard blew up in anger, and he decided to be ruthless.

as a cat!It can't cure hamsters either! ?

Stark, the onlooker, blinked innocently, and silently put down the juice delivered to his mouth.

I can't drink it, I'll choke to death if I drink it again.

Stark just watched in a daze as Naqi suddenly fell over on the spot, with four paws facing the sky, his belly exposed and began to twist, twist, and twist wildly.

While twisting, the four claws are still trying to push upwards, as if increasing the friction between itself and the coffee table.

After a full ten seconds, it seemed that he had finally achieved his goal. Naqi turned over and used a lot of strength to let out a super loud "squeak".

And at the position where it got out of the way, there appeared a piece of hamster cake that was kneaded very evenly, like a rolling pin.

Stark immediately hid the mobile phone in the shooting state, approached with curiosity, and found that Jeff had been completely flattened, and he was humming weakly, twitching his paws, and he was a little pitiful.

Another look at Siko next to him.

The big-headed snake just came back to its senses, looked at the mouse cake, then at the squinting Naqi, and instantly huddled into a ball.

Clever.

Especially cute.

The author has something to say: *you, double, and 叒, please read them all as "you" here, in fact they are you (you), double (shuang), 叒 (ruo, fourth tone), 叕 (zhuo, second tone).

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