[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

Underwater, the cat and the killer whale are torn together.

Theoretically, the bottom of the sea is the home of killer whales. It should be easy to tear up a cat. However, Naqi is too small, and Yaya does not live in groups. Without the help of other killer whales, it will take a while. There is no way to tear the little black cat off its dorsal fin.

"Hey!"

Yaya was so wronged that the whole whale rolled and twisted underwater, like a giant eel that was too plump.

It just so happened that Naqi was thinking about whether to make some oriental-flavored stir-fried eels for Charles recently. Seeing his teeth twisting so much, he suddenly showed his eyes looking at the ingredients and bit harder.

They don't need to breathe, so they can take a long time.

"Hey!" Do you have any problems in your head!

The bitten dorsal fin of Yaya was in severe pain, and he started screaming involuntarily.

However, Naqi, who was pressing on the ear of the plane, ignored it at all.

When the water depth reaches a certain level, not only will there be no front, rear, left, and right sides, but also the buoyancy, pressure and other factors will cancel out most of the gravity, and even the ability to judge up and down will gradually lose.

Naqi and Yaya seem to be in a state of equal strength, neither of them can do anything to the other, and at the same time, neither of them is willing to give up first.

So the two just rolled around meaninglessly there, and sank into the depths without knowing it.

While chatting, Yaya changed the topic.

"Hey?" Do you like little Chacha?

What is Little Chacha?

Naqi, who was biting hard, froze for a moment before realizing that he was talking about Charles.

"Gulu." It's okay.

Natch spit out a lot of bubbles.

"Huh~" Liar, if you have no interest in him, you wouldn't follow him.There is no such kind-hearted existence among us, you are interested in him!

Ya Ya is a chatterbox, talking a lot.

Natch scratched it and waited for it to get to the point.

"Hey~" Why don't you treat his lumbar spine?

Yaya muttered and said so.

He has nothing worth studying.

Naqi narrowed his eyes and refused solemnly.

I can't make a trade that I know I'm losing money. I'm sorry for other customers who paid seriously before.

But Yaya has other ideas: "Huh?" Didn't you know that he has a very special ability to communicate with almost all intelligent creatures?

He can help you see the true face of "it" right?

It's just that he hasn't done it.

Don't you want to know that "it" exists?

No, aren't you the most curious?

Ya Ya frantically "chirping".

Naqi was so disturbed that his head ached, and he froze abruptly.

The "it" in the mouths of all demonic animals, the leopard gecko with white background and light yellow top that can only make pudding for Natasha, Naqi knows very well that that form is just a projection of it.

Yaya started to yell again: Do you really really want to know the face of "it"?

Seeing that Naqi was beginning to waver, Yaya suddenly burst into a smirk, grabbed the distracted fraction of a second, and pulled the dazed Naqi away with his tail, the little black cat immediately exploded, flapping its limbs and paws to bite back.

The water-type mutants chased after them, hovering next to them, and had nowhere to fight if they wanted to fight.

"Don't fight." The mutant classmate bitterly tried to persuade them to fight.

These two didn't pay attention to him at all, and it seemed that they were going to go deeper, and the mutant student's face changed. He couldn't bear the water pressure any further, so he had to stop them here.

However, as soon as it got close, it was pushed away by the water flow swept out by Fang's tail.

"Hey!" Don't get in the way!

The cat also seemed to be purring.

The innocent mutant was slapped and flew out in circles, his whole body was exposed above the water for a short while, and then "slapped" back down.On the boat, Kuaiyin and Flash set up a pergola to watch.

"I don't think so." Barry sighed.

The boat had already sailed far away, and the mutant would probably not be able to find them if it dragged on for a while.

Kuaiyin shrugged resignedly: "I'm going to find Professor X." Then he ran away.

Can Professor X stop them?

The answer is yes.

"Shut up, I baked some cookies, interested?"

When Charles' gentle voice sounded in the minds of the two little guys, the killer whale Fangya was the first to brake the car, and then the little black cat Naqi also let go.

"Puff." Naqi spit out a bubble, saying that there is a debt and we will settle it next time.

"Huh?" Don't you think you like him a lot?

Natch glanced at it, but said nothing.

Yaya had already started to float up, and the mutant of the water system dived down again, stretched out his hand to gently support the little black cat, and led it up.

On the surface of the water, the angel was flapping its wings and hovering at a low altitude.

Wet Naqi raised his little head, watching the big white angel wings flapping, casting a huge shadow on the sea, gently covering the scorching sun.

"

Meow. Natchy stretched his front paws upward.

Warren looked down at the kitten, stretched out his hand and hooked it into his arms, let it hold the position on his chest, maintaining the posture of supporting the cat with one hand, and grabbed the mutant classmate with the other hand, and brought them together Fly in the direction the ship left.

It was only then that Natch noticed that the cruise ship was far away.

No wonder Charles was anxious and called them directly in his mind.

At this time, Ya Ya had already caught up with the cruise ship one step ahead, humming and chirping beside him.

There is a large competition-sized swimming pool on the deck. Charles asked his classmates to come over to help empty it and replace it with sea water, and set up huge sun umbrellas, long tables and benches beside it.

"Come up."

While Charles was whispering in his head, Yaya chirped and jumped up.

It was a high jump far beyond what normal orcas can do. It jumped directly onto the deck of the cruise ship, and then rolled into the swimming pool with a slow-moving movement that a orca could never do.

"..." How does it feel like a seal? ? ?

Ah no, this size should be a walrus.

Kuaiyin gnawed on the cookie in confusion.

When he poked his head out of the swimming pool again, Yaya indeed turned into a baby seal, the white one, looking at them with his head tilted.

"Ah~~" The swimming pool is too small and uncomfortable for the killer whale, so I changed my appearance.Although it is small for a seal, it is okay to bear it for a while.

Tooth screamed.

Very stupid.

The angel put down Naqi and his classmates, and the mutant went to take a bath after saying hello to Charles, otherwise he would be covered in salt grains after basking in the sun, which was too harsh.

Natch was shaking the water frantically.

"No need to wash?" Charles asked.

Naqi shook his head while shaking the water with a tumbler, indicating that he didn't want it.

It is not afraid of water, and it can save itself if it falls into the water, but this does not mean that it will like water.

Naqi narrowed his eyes and stared at Quicksilver.

It was this guy who lifted it into the water just now.

it!remember!live!up!

Kuaiyin, Kuaiyin shuddered. He didn't even care about the cookies. He ran away quickly to find Barry the Flash, and was going to run ashore to buy some French fries and burgers.

What a crazy speedster.

Kuaiyin and the other mutants were sent away here, and looking back there, there was a little Robin bird beside Yaya.Damian, who was on the boat with Naqi, appeared out of nowhere and was stroking the white seal.

……

Almost forgot that Damian has no resistance to fluff.

And seals are such creatures.

Don't look at it bald.

There are a lot of fluffy people!

Natch was immediately unhappy.

The little black cat made a "huhu" sound in its throat, approached, and at the same time issued a warning sound to the seal and Damian.

Playful Twolegs!

The little black cat is rare to eat. Damian is not afraid at all, but fascinated by happiness, stroking this, stroking that, trying to smooth the wet little black cat: "Don't be angry, I just try to see how it feels. .”

The tone is very coping, very "Gotham baby Brucey" kind of taste.

Reluctantly, Damian's cat stroking skills are too good, and Naqi was fooled by his trance.

Just as the seawater began to evaporate, its hair became a mess, but because of the existence of parts such as the cloak and the belt, it couldn't groom well, so it simply started rubbing against Damian's fingers.

A metal tray floated over, and it was full of stacked cookies.

Like magic, it is completely floating, and it goes without saying that it is the ability to know who it is.

Damian took one from above, broke it into small pieces and fed it to Naqi, took another whole piece and put it in Yaya's mouth, and fed one with each hand.

However, after a while, the metal plate started to float back, and when Damian wanted to take the third piece, he couldn't reach it, and stopped at a limit position not too far away, obviously playing with the Robin bird.

Damian shot Eric a nasty stare.

Charles greeted them: "Come and eat at the table."

The tray was still moving away, so Naqi simply jumped on it, lay down in the gap in the corner, and followed the tray back.

Eric: "Should I refrigerate in the oven? This chocolate bun needs drying."

It was only then that everyone remembered that Naqi was still wet, and shaking his hair could remove most of the water, but he couldn't completely dry it.

As an extraordinary cat, Naqi is not afraid of water and will not catch a cold, but who can just let a kitten squat wet?

Damian was the first to quit, and went back to his room to find a hair dryer.

Natch: ...

A paw clapped away.

"Don't like a hair dryer? Is there a drying cabinet?"

Eric: "There's an oven."

Charles: "Eric..." Why do you always want to bake...

Kuaiyin, who didn't know when he slipped back to join in the fun, raised his hand: "Yes, yes, there is a little girl in the lower grades who likes to become a cat squatting drying box." Of course, there are mutants who can become cats. Suck yourself, have a good time.

After a while, Kuaiyin borrowed a drying box.

Natch stared at the drying cabinet.

The little mutant who can turn into a cat carries a lot of cat supplies, which are basically the same as the cosmetics used by humans. In addition to this brand new pure white drying box, Kuaiyin also got three new combs as a bonus. , Steel combs, plastic combs and ordinary soft-toothed combs.

"Short-haired cats don't need a steel comb." Damian frowned, and carried Naki to the door of the drying box himself.

The square, square drying box has a transparent plate on the front and air holes. There are many small holes in the air outlet, which can emit warm breeze and hardly make any sound.

It is said that this thing can conquer all cats who resist hair dryers.

perhaps?

White drying box, black natch.

Natch narrowed his eyes.

"Papa papa." You are scared quack quack quack quack!

Yaya, now in the shape of a white seal, turned his belly out, and began to clap like a seal.

Natch: ...

Natch was very resistant and backed away a bit.

"Meow!" Do you want to be a salt-baked cat?

Condemnation eyes!

Damian of the twelfth level of cat language: "What salt baked?" He picked up Naqi and sniffed it, smelling the smell of the ocean, "Did it fall into the sea?"

They are now on the vast ocean, surrounded by the smell of the sea, and Damian didn't notice the seafood smell on the little black cat at the first time.

"Then it must be washed first." Damian affirmed and emphasized.

The others looked at each other.

"Quick Silver?" Charles thought it would be a good idea to let Quick Silver jerk off quickly.

Kuaiyin shook his head crazily, saying no, no, no, this won't work.

"I was the one who scraped it off just now. If I give it a bath again, it will definitely be vengeful for a lifetime."

The little black cat is so cute.

Even if Kuaiyin doesn't have the cat control attribute, he doesn't want to be held hostage.

"Is it afraid of water?" Charles asked Damian again.

Damian shook his head in confusion, expressing that he was not sure.

Then just try it first.

The super large stainless steel washbasin is used as a bathtub, and the big absorbent towel is ready. Eric is watching the show with a teacup, and the cat has it too. Kuaiyin holds the shower gel in his left hand and the shampoo in his right hand, looking back and forth, showing confusion expression.

Does cat hair count as hair?

Should I wear shower gel on my body?

Damian took out his own special unscented soap with a look of disgust.

Natch squatted next to the washbasin, watching Damian pour clear warm water into it.

"It doesn't seem to be very resistant." Damian carefully observed Naqi's reaction while pouring water.

The washbasin is not small, and it was placed directly on the ground. During the process of filling water, the weak seal Fangya tried to get close, but Naqi ran away with its hair upside down.

It seems that Naqi is not so repulsed by the washbasin.

Not resisting is not resisting, but letting a cat take the initiative to enter the water basin is a matter of another dimension.

Naqi probed at the edge of the water basin, sniffed it, and remained reserved.

Damian stretched out his hands, trying to hug Naqi and put it into the basin, and then watched Naqi become a long one, his upper body was raised high, but his hind paws were still on the floor.

Obviously, this means not wanting to cooperate.

"Eh, why don't you discuss it?"

Kuaiyin gnawed on the potato chips quickly, squatted next to the seal, and watched the show together.

Cat language master Damian looked at Professor X, who could communicate telepathically. Professor X silently looked back, and smiled helplessly: "We talked about it, and it felt that it was already shaking very cleanly, and it didn't need to take a bath. .”

In fact, as an existence of another dimension, Naqi does not need water to assist cleaning at all. In theory, the sea water will not stay on it for too long, just like dust cannot contaminate its fur.

Damian is well aware of this too.

But, how to say, in short...

I just care...

Everyone stared at Natch.

Natch suddenly felt a chill.

In the same instant that Natch pulled himself out of Damian's hands and tried to jump onto Charles, Eric moved.

The metal tray rushed over so abruptly, stopped the kitten's jumping route after slamming the brakes, Naqi adjusted his body instinctively, landed on all fours first, stepped on the tray, and was lifted up by the whole child , Eric's method was fast, ruthless and straightforward, and he directly used this tray to shoot Naqi into the stainless steel washbasin.

Crowd:! ! !

Natch:? ! !

The author has something to say: *There will be a Batman + Avengers version of the cat washing challenge in the scheduled episode.