[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

The two began to tidy up the room. The landlord completely handed over the room, as if he didn't plan to come back at all, and Dick didn't intend to change the room. He felt that since he was an older brother, even if he didn't remember, he should take care of his younger brother, so it was a fart Bumped to clean up Jason's room.

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"Meow." He lost his mind.

Naqi yelled with a subtle expression of vicissitudes.

Jason squatted down and picked it up, put it on his shoulders, and shook his head: "No, he's always been like this, just give him a good beating."

"Mi?" Are you bullying the patient?

"..." Jason choked, he didn't know if he was poked by Naqi's sudden change of voice, or because he was stunned by his attempt to bully the patient, in short, he fell silent.

Natch stepped on Jason's shoulder with his paw, very comforting.

"Did he tidy up the cat litter for you?"

Natch shook his head, and got down on his stomach.

"You won't just sleep on his bed all the time?"

Under the silent gaze of the little black cat, Jason suddenly had veins. He carried Naqi down and carried him to his own bedroom. He let the little black cat lie on the bed and rushed out aggressively.

ZKR followed, jumped on the bed, and nestled next to Naqi. Naqi looked at it and found that ZKR was looking at the direction of the door. Naqi knew that it was watching the snake from their dimension.

"Meow." Go to sleep, the Twolegs will make a fuss for a while.

Naqi let out a low cry, and ZKR immediately put his chin on obediently, and seemed to fall asleep in such a second.

Dick was out of luck.

He was dragged out by his "dear brother".

"Where are you going???" Dick wasn't really angry, but he was a little confused.

At the same time, he was surprised to find that his younger brother was very strong, and he couldn't stop the car when he was pulled like this.

You have to know that although he doesn't remember anything, his body's nerve reflexes are so good that it's trivial to pick up falling objects in seconds, and he also encountered provocative people when delivering goods, only when he didn't want to fight, no When he can't beat.

hell? ? ?

Could it be that all my previous families were from special forces?

Dick, who didn't know that from some angles, he really knew the truth, was a little confused.

"Cat kennels, kennels, etc. must be prepared. Small animals cannot often sleep on human beds. When humans unconsciously turn over during sleep, it is easy to accidentally press them, and after they develop a habit, they will burrow into sofa cushions or sheets. The possibility of being crushed by sitting on the wrong seat will increase."

During this period of time, Damian tweeted in circles every day, which made Jason more and more good at taking care of small animals.

Dick was even more confused by what he said.

"Okay, okay, let's go shopping, but I didn't even take my wallet."

"Use mine." It's the old bat's money anyway.

The place where they live is actually on the upper floor of the store, the entrance is at the back of the store, and the situation below can be seen from the window. Naqi jumped to the window and nestled, watching them quarrel.

"I was too anxious and forgot to bring the key just now. Hey, what are you doing?" Dick watched Jason pick the lock with a suffocated face, and muttered weakly: "I'll just go back and get the key..."

In the middle of muttering, he remembered that those who went out just now were too anxious to take the key. The door key and the shop key were on a bunch. This kind of old-fashioned house does not have electronic locks, which means that they did not lock the door at all.

"Listen to you." Now Dick just wanted to go back quickly.

Then Dick experienced Jason’s madness “for the first time”. This guy took all kinds of cat and dog litters, food, toys and snacks. After moving back, he began to pick and choose. Take apart the pot, add the seasoning and start cooking.

"What are you doing again?!" Dick was about to scream!

"Make supper." Jason rolled his eyes.

Natch only eats three meals a day, but not the one at night. Besides, Dick obviously doesn't remember about Super Kitten, and Natch probably won't take the initiative to cook in order not to be exposed.

Jason didn't want to starve himself because of this.

Anyway, these are the money of the old bat. Although the property is not his, he can still take the things in it as he likes. Jason Todd, who is legally the adopted son of someone, is very calm.

"Please? Look at what time it is, your brother and I are hungry."

Dick: "...Me?" Give up struggling.Fortunately, his card was successfully swiped just now, otherwise Dick wouldn't know what face to show the landlord tomorrow.

"Don't be funny, you only know how to make oatmeal, so be honest." Jason resented him very much.

Natch was woken up by them, poked his head out of the bedroom, and looked at them quietly.

"Meow?" Why are you eating my food reserves?

"Because I'm hungry, ahem... wait, I'll make it for you again, it's super delicious."

As a super kitten who doesn't need to be taboo, Naqi is of course more willing to eat well-seasoned dishes. He tilted his head and thought about it, and slightly curled his tail, agreeing.

Dick watched the interaction between the two of them, then silently approached Nach, and hugged the little black cat tightly.

"This is my cat."

"Meow." I'm not your cat.

"Tsk." Jason rolled his eyes again, "You go home and talk to our dad about this topic, Ang."

As he said that, Jason shook his hand violently with chocolate, and turned the pot. The fish meat seafood cheese cake in the pot was turned upside down, exuding a strong fragrance of dairy products.

Dick sniffed the air and calmed down.

"Okay, I'll go back and talk to him."

With the temptation of food, Jason was not afraid of Dick's sudden escape through the window. While flipping the food in the pot, he asked casually, "Why did you just run away when you just woke up?"

"Huh? Oh..." Dick pulled his attention out of the pot, "I saw a weird note, thought it was kidnapping, and ran away immediately."

"..." Jason thought about the style of the old bat, and laughed, "In this regard, my father does have a problem."

Strictly speaking, both Dick and Jason were "kidnapped" by Batman.

Dick still had the normal adoption procedures, while Jason was in a much worse situation. He was caught stealing a tire and thrown directly into the special orphanage under Wayne's name. Didn't run away a dozen times.

Gee.

"So, what kind of person is he?"

"Ok?"

"You said, 'our dad'."

"... Tsk." Fuck, the egg hurts him, Jason gritted his teeth slightly, and said happily, "Him? Hmm..."

He glanced at the well-concealed monitoring that was integrated with the wall, and calculated in his mind, thinking that the old bat must not be in front of the monitoring at this time, so he said: "As a father, except for those who should go to prison You can't find a worse father than him. But as a life mentor, I think it's okay."

Jason managed to squeeze out the last word.

"This evaluation..." Is it too low? ? ?

"Anyway, you like him quite a bit." Jason rolled his eyes for the third time, "Don't expect me to give you something nice, that's all." He held the pot with one hand, turned it around, and it was steaming The seafood cakes were completely loaded on the plate.

Jason divided it evenly into four parts, Natch jumped up, took a part to feed ZKR, and then came back to eat his own piece, and saw Jason and Dick trying to feed the snake.

Snakes don't eat cakes.

Cheese cakes are too sticky and very hot. Even if they don't have so many taboos, this challenge is too much to leapfrog.

Natchy jumped up, put his paws on Jason's hand, stopped him from feeding, took out a small bag of dry dog ​​food from the snack bag, put it on Jason's hand, and then let go In one breath, go eat your own food.

Jason & Dick: ...

Seeing this smooth appearance, I usually don't worry less.

Jason took a sip of his beer and looked up at the sky.

Speaking of which, none of the people in the Bat family can worry about it. To manage their work and rest, Naqi basically needs 24-hour monitoring to prohibit most of the possibility of stealing food, and Stark's family has artificial intelligence to do it. The accomplice must not stop. In comparison, Bucky, who doesn't know how to raise cats, may be a little more honest.

Thinking about it like this, I suddenly realized that I felt a little sorry for Naqi.

Jason casually threw dog food into Snake's glass jar, and soon a shallow layer was spread, taking up one-fifth of the living space, and Snake hissed angrily.

"You..." Dick hesitated.

"What?" Jason looked up at Dick, and found that the guy was holding the back of the chair, his body was tense, his butt was probably just sitting empty, and could bounce up at any time.

Jason raised his eyebrows slightly, not knowing what the fuss was about, but when he saw the contemptuous snake inside the glass bottle, he understood again.

He was so focused on reminiscing about his life just now that he forgot to control the performance of some details.

There are people who talk to animals. They like animals or have raised them since they were young. In these cases, humans and their beloved pets can resonate and communicate without words.

But this is a completely different feeling from being able to directly understand the other party's words, and details will be exposed if you are not careful.

To put it bluntly, small animals are cute when they are smart enough, but scary when they are too smart.Naqi is right, the two-legged beast of human beings is really contradictory to a certain extent, which makes it full of desire for research.

Jason drank the rest of the beer in the can and looked at Dick to see how he would react.

Dick's eyes turned around Jason, the cat, and the snake, and then thought of ZKR wearing a mask. He was slow to realize that he was dazzled by the joy of getting his ID card, and he didn't realize it until now. wrong.

The snake in the bottle and the cat on the shoulder didn't seem too threatening, and Dick finally got his eyes on Jason, his brother who was even taller than him.

"Are you some kind of magical guy who speaks animal language?" Dick tried not to be too rude with his question.

Jason: "...why do you think the problem is with me?"

"Because you're the biggest?"

"Then why are you still in a daze? Don't you know the saying that strike first?"

"..." Dick fell silent.

He doesn't know what his own ability is at all, don't attack first and then get stronger, and instead give the head directly, that would be a bit funny.

Dick was hesitating, but Jason was less concerned.

"I heard that proper amount of physical stimulation can cure amnesia." Jason glanced at Naqi and saw that the little black cat didn't intend to scratch him, so he was relieved and continued: "Why don't we try it."

He used an affirmative sentence.

Dick looked at him innocently, as if he didn't understand what he meant.

Jason didn't need him to understand either.

At the next instant, Jason made a sudden shot. In the chaos of the table being overturned, the porcelain plate fell to the ground and shattered, and the black cat jumped aside. Dick's body didn't need to be guided, and he stepped back spontaneously, kicking away. Over the chair blocking the route, he raised his hand at the same time, blocking Jason's attack.

The hand that was supposed to be on Dick's neck grabbed his arm with such force that Dick suspected that Jason was trying to squeeze himself to death.

The author has something to say: *Jason here is legally still alive because he was saved by Naqi at that time. (Although I have been to the rice raised by the League of Assassins, I have not lost contact).It's just that because he loves running away from home so much, he hardly appears in public as Bruce Wayne's adopted son, so no one knows him.