Mystic Master of Rebirth

"Fuji", a "Qingxian", is quite similar to the secular Bixian, the difference lies in the "object" of the invitation.Although the pen fairy has a character of fairy, most of the people invited are lonely ghosts, elves and evil spirits.This kind of treat is easy to see off, and the performer often kills himself.But the shaman is more upright: even if you can't invite "immortals", you will only be recruited by ghosts and gods who have practiced for many years. As long as the shaman is upright, even if you can't get what you want, at least you can get out of it.

Of course, the power of the gods is not a small role that comes and goes when called. If there is something to ask, it will naturally be enshrined. At that time, the Taoist priest Lan Dao acted as the emperor to invite the Taishang Laojun to come to the altar, and he spent a thousand taels of gold and dozens of squares of beautiful jade, which is worthless. Can play tooth festival.

Xiao Zhenyi dug out the prepared pen and plate, and asked Lin Jian to hold the pen. He sat cross-legged in front of the plate, and began to chant words, reciting the strange mantra to invite God. After the mantra was finished, he snapped his fingers With one flick, a faint blue flame appeared on the fingertips.Flame jumped for joy several times and landed on the beautiful jade in the pan.

Not long after the flame burned, the pile of jade stones crackled loudly, and a blue smoke soared upwards, straight into the sky.Just a few seconds after the green smoke rose, Lin Jian felt his palms warm up, and the pen rushed forward automatically, drawing a straight vertical mark!

Lin Jian just held the shaman brush in vain, with no strength at all, absolutely unable to draw such a straight line - there is no doubt that they invited the real thing.

Xiao Zhenyi half-kneeled on the ground, and bowed deeply respectfully to the pen: "I don't know who the Supreme Immortal is?"

The pen stopped for a moment, then swooped back and forth suddenly, drawing a bunch of weird symbols.Xiao Zhenyi stretched his neck to take a closer look, and explained to Lin Jian in a low voice: "This is the mortuary text, 'insignificant.

He bowed again, and said in a loud voice: "Does the Immortal know what we are asking for?" Name replaced)

The pen trembled slightly, and wrote a few words.

Although the font this time is crooked and weird, Lin Jian can still recognize the outline: it is the word "caibu".

Since Wenxian did not make a mistake, the next step is to play meat, Xiao Zhenyi walked a few steps on his knees, and respectfully said: "I also ask Shangxian to give me some guidance!"

This time, the ghost spirit hesitated for a moment, and it took a long time for the ghost brush to swish. Lin Jian was very depressed.

He was depressed here, but Xiao Zhenyi was not calm over there. He stared at the eyeballs of the pen and turned around. The more he watched, the wider his mouth opened, and his eyes gradually widened. It's like seeing a ghost in the daytime - that appearance almost aroused Lin Jian's curiosity like scratching his heart.

Finally, the pen fell to the ground with a crackling sound, leaving only crooked marks on the plate.Xiao Zhenyi stared at these weird symbols without moving, and then sighed leisurely for a long time: "Is this ghost fairy still a fan of Qiong Yao?"

"'Beauty is like jade and sword is like rainbow'" Xiao Zhenyi looked at the pan and smiled wryly, "This is the instruction given by the ghost. Do you want us to read it again?"

Suddenly hearing "beauties are like jade and swords are like rainbows", Lin Jian was stunned and Jiao Linen couldn't think about it, but now he came back to his senses and began to think carefully: "No, this poem is copyrightable It’s not Aunt Qiongyao’s. This fairy should be referring to Gong Zizhen’s poem “In case the Zen Pass is broken, the beauty is like jade and the sword is like a rainbow”. Bar?"

Xiao Zhenyi was startled, and Lin Jian looked at each other in blank dismay.

"——This is really harvested!"

It’s one thing to speculate on a love affair, and quite another to personally witness the love affair of a high-class son-in-law—just brainstorming about the intimate details behind the love affair is enough to make people imagine a few G’s The movie is up!It's no wonder that the two poor little chicks couldn't react.

Finally, they very reservedly invited Su Luo in (if Mrs. Gu knew that her son had been "harvested", I'm afraid she might not be able to get up in one breath), and asked him if Gu Hai had anything to do with "jade" Confidante?

Su Luo recalled it for a while, and finally spread his hands together without realizing it—although he had a lot of contacts with Gu Hai in business, he always "cleaned himself" (Xiao Zhenyi couldn't help but sneered when he heard this word, but covered it up in time. cough——Lin Jian decided to find a time to tell him about President Su's sexual experience), but she really didn't know much about Gu Hai's sexual history.He kindly provided the number of one of Gu Hai's cronies, and suggested that they ask him.

Unexpectedly, this friend named Zhang Mingzhi was quite arrogant, and directly choked Xiao Zhenyi half to death in the communicator.

"You guys are so fucking idle—it hurts, right? Fucking around asking around to find out what happened to me?"

"No, I just wanted to ask—"

"Ask Nima beep——, and the fuck is that bitch Vivienne sent, right? It's smarter than a dog's nose, huh?"

"I'm asking about Gu Hai—"

"You can call Gu Hai the fuck? Vivian, that beep--can't even train servants? This is the mother of the Gu family who is still a fart, go back to her kennel as soon as possible--"

"Mr. Zhang." Lin Jian picked up the communicator with a calm and calm voice, "Are you still having nightmares recently? How many times do you wake up in a night?"

"—fuck! How the hell do you know—"

Lin Jian hung up the communication and turned to Xiao Zhenyi.

"He'll be here in a few minutes?"

Xiao Zhenyi tossed a coin into the sky and reached out to catch it.He stared at the coin and smiled lightly.

"5 minutes."

"How do you know that Zhang Zhi can't sleep?" Su Luo stared at the figure hurrying up the stairs on the surveillance screen with a look of surprise.

Lin Jian smiled slightly, and pretended to beep in a fresh and refined manner: "Don't say it, don't say it."

——Small sample, following Gu Hai's human-shaped yin qi maker every day, if he doesn't run into ghosts, he is considered a lucky star.Having nightmares or something at night is simply a normal reflection, okay?

Perhaps it was because he had just seen Lin Jianlu's hand, Zhang Zhi, who was running wildly and sweating profusely, didn't yell, punch or kick, even though his face was full of anger - he rushed into the ward, looked around, gritted his teeth and said: " Where's Vivian?"

"Huh?" Lin Jian was a little puzzled.

"Vivienne's guts are amazing! She dared to attack Lao Tzu! For Gu Hai's sake, Lao Tzu didn't care about you, what did you do?"

After hearing these few sentences, Lin Jian and Xiao Zhenyi looked at each other in blank dismay - it seems that this big brother didn't understand the situation?

"You think we are from Vivian?" Xiao Zhenyi couldn't help asking.

Zhang Zhi sneered: "Aren't you still going to frame him? Your master just wants to take advantage of Boss Gu's illness to show off the prestige of the royal family - you are so courageous, you dare to be in the boss's ward Recklessly!"

Seeing the two of them in a daze, Zhang Zhi's face became more ferocious: "Tell me, what did that bitch Vivienne order you to plant for me? Tell me, I can do it lightly!"

"So," Xiao Zhenyi looked strange, "Your Excellency thinks we have touched your hands and feet?"

"You still fucking want to shirk?"

"Shirk?" Xiao Zhenyi smiled softly, "Then what kind of 'hands and feet' are these?"

He suddenly reached out and tore off the quilt on the hospital bed!

"Ahhhhh!!!"

The author has something to say:

Things like Fuji were popular in the Ming and Qing Dynasties.In his notes, Ji Xiaolan mentioned many times about his experience of helping Luan to invite immortals, and proudly recalled the prophecies made to him by the invited immortals, claiming to be very accurate...it doesn't look like nonsense.

So reading his notes is really a big blow to the materialist worldview...