Mystic Master of Rebirth

Lin Jian is a magic iron writer. He has been writing Xiangxi exorcising corpses and descending ghosts from Maoshan Mountain since the time of Lianpeng nonsense, and he has devoted himself to developing traditional Taoist novels.Relying on the subject matter and new style of writing, Lin Jian has become a generation of great gods after writing a few articles, and has also attracted a bunch of diehard readers who are waiting to be fed and show off.

But after a few years, something went wrong in Lin Jian's comment area, and gradually some readers began to discuss the mysteries of Taoism and alchemy to immortality under his novels.It’s enough just to discuss, and they still criticize Lin Jian persistently under each update, saying that although he has written so many Taoism novels, he knows nothing about Taoism and only knows how to talk nonsense. deceive the reader.

Convex!Knowing so much about Taoism, why didn't I see you go to heaven?

Although she was very unhappy, Lin Jian gave in helplessly as she saw the book reviews fading away.He bought a lot of Taoist classics online and studied them day and night without sleep or food.Those ancient books that looked like heavenly scriptures were so ugly, Lin Jian hung his beam and pierced his ass every day, almost spitting out his liver.

After reciting "Lian Shan Yi" by heart, he finally fell headlong in front of the mountain of books.

After time travelling, Lin Jian lived a very miserable life.

The shell he was wearing was an otaku in the future world who was eating and waiting to die. He lived on his parents' inheritance, and finally fell headlong into the bathtub due to lack of exercise, allowing Lin Jian to take advantage of it.

Looking at the unheard-of terms in the news, and staring at the job advertisements for those positions that are unknown, Lin Jian had to admit sadly that in this era when mechs roaming the sky and warships are worse than dogs, his college diploma is simply a piece of rubbish.

After checking the little money left in the account, Lin Jian could only go back to his old business with a bitter face.

Damn it, even after time travel, it still explodes.

In the future world, all the popular things are stallion crossing, harem female respect, and traditional Taoism has no shadow.In order to cultivate a readership, Lin Jian could only use the perseverance he had in Lianpeng Day to make [-] more, and opened a post on a popular forum: "A horrible encounter I had on August [-]."

——Skillful writers know that themes like Taoism cannot be set aside from the beginning. They must use gimmicks such as ghost stories to attract readers, and then create a magical turning point after cultivating loyal fans.As a gimmick, the ghost story must look believable—for example, it is best called No.1.

Lin Jian turned on the screen with a sad face and began to scroll through his posts.

Unsurprisingly, there were still only a few replies under his post, all of which were spam replies such as "It's scary~" and "The host is okay." He dragged down the cursor weakly, but at the end there was a person After the reply, I gave a reward of 1 Star Coin.

Hey, could it be a little angel?Lin Jian took a closer look:

Newcomer readers: Hello author, my friend also encountered the "crashman" described in your article, is there any treatment?

Crasher?Why don't you hit a ghost?This is a peer to grab attention, right?

It's ingenious!

Lin Jian chuckled and knocked:

"It's simple, just beat the patient with wicker sticks dipped in salt water, the harder the beating, the better."

Tell you to grab attention, I can't choke you to death!

Lin Jian got up and stretched.Ready to eat a takeaway and then take a nap.

After taking a nap, he opened the forum with sleepy eyes and glanced at it, and then woke up with fright——

The essence of his post was added, hanging at the top of the holographic forum, and there was a line of bright red characters floating below: "Readers who are new to the hut reward the author Lin Daoshi with 1000 million forum coins. Leave a message: The author's method is very useful, mine My friend is already awake, and I hope to continue communicating with the author in the future.

What the hell is going on!

Trembling opened the post, as expected, the post has exploded - countless netizens swarmed in, frantically @ him to leave him a message - in just a few hours, readers have already torn three rounds , built a thousand-story building.

It's so hot

There are two main factions who split the story. One group thinks that Lin Jian is colluding with others to hype it up. Otherwise, how could there be so many rewards for such an unreliable post?Besides, where is there such a coincidence that people will get whatever disease is mentioned in the post?The other faction is trying their best to refute the hype - 1000 million forum coins!It's equivalent to ten years' wages of ordinary people!Wouldn't it be more professional to hype the company with this money?Where is the need for the forum to be divided?

In addition, among the voices refuting the hype, there are also many IDs who have come forward and said that their relatives and friends have "hit the customer" as mentioned in the post. After seeing the post, they tried the method, and the patient has returned to normal, so Lin Taoist priests definitely have real materials - of course, this is all dismissed as a vest...

After flipping through several pages, Lin Jian finally suppressed her thumping heart, clicked on her newbie account and sent him a private message: "Dear(づ￣3￣)づHello! My post is somewhat fictitious. The method of beating people with willow branches is also a legend, and it should be a pure coincidence to cure people... I really can't accept this money, you give me an account number and I will send it to you~ Dear, you still have to trust medicine~"

To be honest, Lin Jian is very grateful to this newcomer. No matter how you say it, the 1000 million forum currency has helped him gain popularity, which is really of great benefit to him.His willow branch is just a funny folk recipe I saw in "Compendium of Materia Medica", how can it be worth 1000 million?

Not long after, I wrote back to him, and the content was very concise:

"My friend "crashed" in October last year. He was transferred to ten hospitals and cost tens of millions. Now the millions are just a fraction. Your method really works, and you deserve it."

Lin Jian stared at this cold private letter, and decisively knelt down to the local tyrant.

——Brother, this is really just a folk recipe for playing tricks!

A few minutes later, the local tyrant messaged him privately again.

This time the local tyrant was still noble and inviolable, and directly conveyed another netizen's message to him.The netizen said that there were no willow trees in his hometown, and asked if there were other treatments.

...So I really don't know how to cure diseases!

But the local tyrant just took care of me just now, rejecting him will definitely leave a bad impression...

Lin Jian racked her brains, and finally remembered a passage in "Maoshan Shuzhi": "Pair a boy's ashes with shochu, and take it to strengthen Yang Qi and dispel evil spirits."

There is no harm in eating gray hair, is it?

Lin Jian replied a private message to the netizen, briefly explaining the recipe for gray hair and soju. At the same time, she repeatedly emphasized that this is really just a legend of folk remedies, and you must believe in medicine...

This is really just nonsense!

In the afternoon, Lin Jian's posts became even more fierce. The skeptics had an overall advantage, and somehow they found out all the previous posts from the original owner. They were all anime fanfic YY novels, so they laughed: Does this also look like an expert from outside the world?

As soon as this evidence came out, the situation changed drastically, and newcomers all posted messages saying that this must be a hype.There are also some people who have justified their identity as a newcomer. They found that this newcomer seems to be very familiar with the forum administrators and can often make jokes. Therefore, netizens have a reasonable guess that the 1000 million forum coins, Maybe it's just a gimmick made by the forum itself.With this conjecture, both old and newcomers are blown away!

"Hehe, I thought this forum was moral, and the world is as black as crows."

"How did the administrator fall in love with this otaku? There must be a dirty deal behind it!"

"Hehe, it's on the top floor, maybe the administrator is watching that otaku anime Huang Wen is well written."

"I said this forum takes jujube pills."

"Pills plus Interstellar ID number."

"It's shameless, let's report this forum together."

"Damn it, it's disgusting, and the shit I made up will be released everywhere for people to smell."

……

After scolding for two full pages, a netizen suddenly rewarded Lin Jian with 1000 forum coins, and then posted a long post: "My mother can't help it! Keyboard warriors, it's so cool to stand on the moral high ground! One by one. Haven't used Bibi? What? When you open your mouth, this is bullshit? You put it yourself?

I am no longer anonymous, my mother is apologizing for the landlord!

My father suddenly became ill in December last year. His eyes were blank, his expression was numb, and he babbled nonsense from time to time.My mother and I took him to look for hospitals everywhere. We even went to the Su’s Hospital on Calfate Star, which costs 12 interstellar coins to register once.The results of it?It didn't help at all.

When I clicked on this post, I was relaxing with my father on the Cape Town Star. At that time, I didn’t believe this post, but a dead horse is a living horse doctor, so I sent a private message to Mr. Lin asking him if there is no willow tree to swell. What to do, maybe he was too busy and didn't reply to me, so I asked @初进草草 to forward it for me.Then Teacher Lin returned to me, saying that he would use the boy's hair to be burned to ashes to accompany the wine.

Now my dad can talk!This is something we couldn't do at Su's Hospital after spending hundreds of thousands!

Did you say it worked?

PS: In order to prevent keyboard warriors from bickering, I asked my parents for permission, and my mother went all out!This is my father's medical record number!The medical record number is connected to the entire interstellar network, and keyboard warriors can check it for a dollar. You will not be reluctant to pay this money, will you?

I'll upload a video of my dad taking the medicine in a while, hitting the keyboard man's face swollen. "

The post went quiet all of a sudden.

……

In the evening, Lin Jian opened the forum again, and this time he saw the long reward post pushed to the front row at a glance.

——Holy shit, Maoshan Shuzhi is so real?